Massage Parlor Reports

I'm not new to the game but I like to try new places. It's hit or miss with what I find. Here's what I'm looking for:

AMP that has young providers that allow kissing, daty, FS, BBBJ and the best would be BBFS.

Any recommendationss?

[QUOTE=Leiterf;3187405]I'm not new to the game but I like to try new places. It's hit or miss with what I find. Here's what I'm looking for:

AMP that has young providers that allow kissing, daty, FS, BBBJ and the best would be BBFS.

Any recommendationss?[/QUOTE]Oh yeah me too! Under 50 bucks would be great. Message me no problem loolololol.

I went to try out Queen's Spa at Chapman and Dale in Garbage Grove. 8540 Chapman. (714) 307-8657. Saw some mixed reviews on crudmaps and thought what the hell, give it a try. I opened the door to walk in, and I was greeted with the WORST odor I've ever smelled. A combination of rotten urine, and 15 year old fish sauce. Just horrible. Red flag #1. There is a glass window with a curtain (what are they trying to hide?) Red flag #2. A weird skeched out Viet chick pulled the curtain behind the glass, and asked for $35 that I pushed under the glass. Oh, I asked her if she had a choice of girls, and she said yes yes blah blah blah. Ok, whatever. I just had 8 beers at Hawaiian Gardens and it was 1130 pm so what the fuck. So I go into the room, and its the same *****. Oh shit. I got a good look at her: pock marked face, flat body, no boobs or ass, and wearing cheap clothes. Ok, whatever. Anyways, to cut to the chase, she gave me a crappy uninspired massage for 18 minutes (I timed it on my phone) then as I initiated the flip. And she said times up! What he fuck?? Are you kidding me? No release, nothing sensual, nothing. Just a total waste of time and money. I said you just gave me 15 minutes! No front massage? I complained and asked for half my $ back. Then she started with a fucking attitude: I have to split money with the boss, blah blah blah. Most customers tip me $40, etc etc. I gave her $20 just to shut her the fuck up. Worst attitude EVER. I mean, if the massage was good, and at least 25 minutes, I would be ok with it. But no, this place is a TOTAL rip off. AVOID AT ALL COSTS. To top if off, as I drove off, a fucking black and white SUV tailed me all the way to the 405 freeway! Fucking asswipe pigs. I mean, if this place was a real whorehouse, I can understand. But give me a break. They didn't do SHIT here. But I was concerned because of the 8 beers I had that night. Fucking stupid cocksucker cops in OC have nothing better to do. Anyways, Stay safe mongers.

[QUOTE=WallyWally;3187969]Oh yeah me too! Under 50 bucks would be great. Message me no problem loolololol.[/QUOTE]What are you trying to say?

[QUOTE=Leiterf;3188852]What are you trying to say?[/QUOTE]Translation is "good luck with that".

Went to the place on Alicia behind Wendy's since I've been intrigued by their newer ads. Got Lisa. Not so hot but nice rack. So so massage but man oh man does she ever give a great HE. Took me a while to pop but once I did it was explosive. 50/50 for the nice service.

Last night scheduled 9:45 pm appointment with Lina. After MMS closed shop I was doing Lina all over the shop. On the couch, the foot massage beds, about 30 minutes into I hear someone yelling Lina's name. Lina ignored it for a few minutes, then wrapped a towel around herself to go see who it was.

I thought it was MMS, but it turned out to be Helen. Not sure why she came back and what she was doing, so I went back to banging Lina. I could see that Helen was standing in the break room, so I know she could hear. After a few minutes, Lina asked me if I wanted Helen also? Because of her limited English, I wasn't sure if she was asking about a 2 on 1.

Anyways, she went out to get Helen and I'm laying there with the stiff hard on. Helen comes over and hugs me, while Lina leaves the room. I actually did Helen about a week ago. So now I know who she is. She's a smaller older 50+ lady with a small gut. After wiping down my unit, she started stroking it. I pointed to her mouth, but she said no. So I had her remove her cloths and lay down on the bed. I put a cover on and pounded her pussy for the next 15 minutes. She's not very deep, so I was bottoming out on her. I made sure that Lina could her me pounding her. I think Lina likes that. After about 45 minutes of combined pounding of Lina and Helen, I still couldn't cum. Finally removed the cover and started stroking it on Helen's stomach. Didn't have any oil for lube, so I stuck it back in BB and pulled out just before I came. Cleaned up and gave them a ride home.

They were pretty chatting on the drive home, probably comparing notes.

Hey all, Long time lurker and wanted to share tonight's waste of time.

Went to the Old Moon River in CM, not sure what its called now as its always changing names and management. This place has had its up's and downs over the past few years but its been a while since I stopped in so I figured I would TOFTT and see if there was any potential. Paid. 45 for the HH and away to the room. Undressed as usual, and in walks Mimi. She's probably 5'6" what looked to be some nice Sees, thin and overall fairly good looking. She said she was 30 but I would probably add 10 years to that for her real age and she's Viet and either doesn't speak much english or just plays the role well. He had on a nice low cut tight body shirt, and a mid thigh mini skirt so things were looking good and she immediately hopped on my back in the straddle and was grinding into my butt, so I was definitely getting the urge for more as she continued to comment on how she liked my butt. (I'm no model so I know she is full of BS trying to butter me up) or maybe that's the provider way of doing a LE check since I get that a lot from many providers.

Anyhow, massage was great, did some walking on my back and even got a few pops out of my back. And now the long awaited flip. I turn over, she gets really close to me as if she was going to hug me or something, and then she gives me the hand motion for HE. I nodded and she said. You tip me? And I said yea, of course. Then she proceeds to tell me. 6 for clothes on, or $1. For her birthday suit. I literally laughed in her face and said no way, that's ridiculous. Most I would give is. 6 for birthday suit and she wasn't having it. I couldn't believe she said $1 ! I got to give her credit for the attempt but I'm no stranger to their BS and I treat them as they are. No feelings for ho ho hos. I told her just finish the massage so she finished up and she got. 15 for the tip. Which was only because the massage was actually decent. Not great, but better than the usual tickle that most HE shops give.

I wanted to share this with the community as it was a waste of time, even though HE is available, she's good looking but not a freaking model so save your bucks and go somewhere else. Unless you want a regular massage, then it wasn't bad. Stupid girl shouldn't have tried to overcharge me as I usually go 1 x per week for a massage, she could have had a repeat customer but now she get $15 and no more.

I've been looking for a local FS joint in CM, if anyone has any recommendations I would love to try them out. H at H used to be my go to for that about a year ago, but ever since they changed management, its only HE sometimes clothed and sometimes birthday suit, and the girls have gotten greedy and even for HE with clothes on now ask for. 6.

Been to the FS joint rejuvenation back in the days when it was new, and fresh but haven't been back for years.

I stay away from the Fair building as most times I've been there its rushed and mechanical and overpriced even though their talent usually is very nice on the eyes.

I miss Holiday in CM as that place even though wasn't FS, I had some very very fun late nights there, after hours with a few different providers and DATY was typical once you became familiar, and being they were Chinese instead of Viet, they used to actually be very sensual and into the massage, where it seems like every viet I get is just a hustler for the bucks, time watching, mechanical. I would love to find a nice Chinese place again, especially one with FS on the menu.

Anyhow after years of lurking and very little contributions, I figured it was time to TOFTT and let you guys know the deal, and to save your bucks and go elsewhere.

Same go around that most have, clean up and massage followed by BBBJ and BBFS for another. 2. I still cringe every time I get the "I love yous". F and c is getting a bit expensive so I might take a break from them.

[QUOTE=OakOak22;3189730]Same go around that most have, clean up and massage followed by BBBJ and BBFS for another. 2. I still cringe every time I get the "I love yous". F and c is getting a bit expensive so I might take a break from them.[/QUOTE]Are you saying that you gave her a $20 tip and that was expensive? Or, $200? I was planning on swinging by over the weekend.

[QUOTE=FeMaiden;3189195]Translation is "good luck with that".

Went to the place on Alicia behind Wendy's since I've been intrigued by their newer ads. Got Lisa. Not so hot but nice rack. So so massage but man oh man does she ever give a great HE. Took me a while to pop but once I did it was explosive. 50/50 for the nice service.[/QUOTE]Have not been there for a super long time. Ladies not so hot still wearing jeans I am assuming Nice try though cause you never know. I went to the cheap place across the street in Dicks plaza. Over near Carls. Mostly legit and busy, Lady did let me feel up her ass, over her freaking jeans, and she rubbed my sack a few times buts that's it. Figures its an extra tip move.

Stop wearing jeans hahahaha.

Was at Air Body Massage. Well first I was at the crudy coffee shop sitting outside for a bit. Damn crazy asians just BS about cars so boring. Air Body was good but all jeans again.

I did notice across the parking lot, LL massage. Saw at least 8 guys come and go out of there. ANyone know?

[QUOTE=WallyWally;3191287]Have not been there for a super long time. Ladies not so hot still wearing jeans I am assuming Nice try though cause you never know. I went to the cheap place across the street in Dicks plaza. Over near Carls. Mostly legit and busy, Lady did let me feel up her ass, over her freaking jeans, and she rubbed my sack a few times buts that's it. Figures its an extra tip move.

Stop wearing jeans hahahaha.

Was at Air Body Massage. Well first I was at the crudy coffee shop sitting outside for a bit. Damn crazy asians just BS about cars so boring. Air Body was good but all jeans again.

I did notice across the parking lot, LL massage. Saw at least 8 guys come and go out of there. ANyone know?[/QUOTE]I'm disappoonted Wally, knowing how you are versed in foot places, you habe never been to L&L? Its had its day of being a decent spot, its a foot place with 3 provate rooms now, before used to be just all curtains. Haven't been there in a while but there were a few decent chicks, 2, who I saw in and out of private. Last time I was there I had a Japanese woman who was filling in a few days but didn't know that are&T was expected, LOL. She promptly atopped showing up after I explained.

Went to massage next door bikini bar.

Great massage.

Great kuucfing.

Older tiny asian MILF ask to see me next week.

Its been a few months since my last visit. I've been reading all the posts about higher prices and did not see the value anymore for what you get there. Being in Westminster today, I stopped by to see for myself.

When I first started going to F&C a couple of years ago, I would see Anna and give her 0. 40 tip on top of the 0. 25 half hour. She seemed to accept it gladly and never made any fuss. When Anna left, I tried all the other girls and decided that Lena came close to the same service as Anna. Same tip; same service, never a problem.

When I got there today, I asked for Lena. MMS said "Hold on". Lena came out and told me to wait 3 minutes for her. She was smiling and said, "Long time no see!" Another monger left and Lena invited me to the room on the left. If the monger leaving reads this forum, I am sorry if I interrupted your session. Room on the left is actually much better than the curtain on the right side.

The normal procedure followed. Stripped down and laid on the bed. Lena started her routine. After BBBJ for about 2-3 minutes, she stopped and popped the question, "How much tip you give me? 1. 2, 1. 5?" I told her that I would give her the same as last time. Either she forgot the 0. 40 from last time or confused me with another customer but she continued with the BBBJ and BBFS as usual. She rubbed my back for a few minutes after the deed and I was ready to leave.

When I gave her to 0. 40, she said, "No way" 0. 80 minimum. " I gave her another 0. 20 to avoid any problems and split.

For whatever reason, too much business, mongers spoiling the market, or, the girls got smarter, this place is not longer value for money. For the price, they are asking you can do a much younger, much hotter, Asian, provider in a number of different venues.

Just my POV.

OAH.

[QUOTE=OldAsiaHand;3192118]Its been a few months since my last visit. I've been reading all the posts about higher prices and did not see the value anymore for what you get there. Being in Westminster today, I stopped by to see for myself.

When I first started going to F&C a couple of years ago, I would see Anna and give her 0. 40 tip on top of the 0. 25 half hour. She seemed to accept it gladly and never made any fuss. When Anna left, I tried all the other girls and decided that Lena came close to the same service as Anna. Same tip; same service, never a problem.

OAH.[/QUOTE]Sometimes, the hand and porn video will solve the problem.

[QUOTE=OCguy123;3189697] I've been looking for a local FS joint in CM, if anyone has any recommendations I would love to try them out.[/QUOTE]In a case of mistaken identity, I ended up at Sunshine in CM.

I asked the lady who greeted me if Cindy was available. She answered in the affirmative. I paid a dollar for every minute of an hour.

I assumed the position on the table. When Cindy came in the room, I realized it wasn't the Cindy I was looking for, but ultimately decided to just TOFTT. She was Chinese, late 30's to early 40's, and had a cute face.

The massage was pretty decent, which in my experience is not a good sign. I liked the way her calf felt: pretty substantial and firm. After about ten minutes I flipped myself over and asked for the rest of the menu. She asked how much I would tip and if I had a condom. I told her a Hunna, and yes. She wanted the moolah upfront: another bad sign.

She was looking at me for the cover for the BJ. I indicated for raw and told her I would produce a cover for the main event. She refused and said something about cleanliness. I made a motion to grab my ducats back, but they had been safely squirred away. When she realized what I wanted, she practically threw the funds back at me and started confessing to me about how she was new in the biz. At this point I realized that I'm such a dirty old monger that I have the talent confessing their lack of experience to me. Jeez! I told her I don't want anyone doing anything they don't want to do.

When I finally got a good look at her, she had a lot of clothes on, and had a bit of a gut. I told her to keep the remaining time and gave her a Hamilton. She asked me if I wanted to continue the massage. I told her no, and split.