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[QUOTE=MemphisBound;2255105]Am I missing something? That chick looks straight up like a linebacker for the Dallas cowboys![/QUOTE]Well, because of a poor scouting report, the Coach was able to sneak Stormy into a tight end position. And what a tight end she has! Here she is about to catch one from the quarterback Glockman. The aging quarterback Glockman is desperately scrambling to get one last one off, but despite being under extreme pressure he finally [B]LETS ONE GO.[/B] Stormy catches it all and Glockman scores but he is too tired to notice but he still feels great! Will there be an extra point through the goal posts? Well, you football fans will just have to wait.

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[QUOTE=MemphisBound;2255105]Am I missing something? That chick looks straight up like a linebacker for the Dallas cowboys![/QUOTE]Stormy might have some meat on her bones but don't let that fool you! She is a sweet lady and she can suck a hard boiled egg through a soda straw! I am going to see her Saturday! Start November out right.

[QUOTE=DawgLeg;2257503]Here's what happened. Communication was pretty good. When you walk into her place and see that gross looking bed in the front room where you know she fucks everybody, that just sets the scene for the entire visit. She had not bathed atleast that whole day, we all understand that sex has odors and sounds but she smells like ass. Talked about needing money and needs her prescription of Xanax. Skin complexion is poor as in I don't think she's eaten properly and getting enough liquids. She wanted to go right for BBFS. I like BBFS and go through a lot of trouble to keep my body clean presentable and my breath smelling fresh for these ladies and this girl wants to bareback sex me and can't reciprocate those considerations. Does have a potentially very good blowjob Deep Throatgag reflex is good but her teeth ruined all that. With all the stress that was on me now I could not come to completion. She got up got dressed said she was late for an AA meeting walked out the door left me standing there got in somebody's truck and took off. My hours time she promised me ended up being thirty minutes.[/QUOTE]You would have been better off if she would have not shown up as usual.

[QUOTE=PowerStroke;2257478]This may have nothing to do with her actions she is more than likely just flaky, but the last time I saw her she had her place fixed up and it looked real nice and she had got a cat. Now that is fine I was proud for her but only about a week or two before then she told me she was about to loose everything, and there was a guy outside when I left she said was her brother now he might have been but I doubt it, he is more than likely her manager / boyfriend and he maybe influencing how she has been acting lately. I had a good time with her but she is just too far of a drive for me and with her acting like she is I will not be back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DawgLeg;2257503]Here's what happened. Communication was pretty good. When you walk into her place and see that gross looking bed in the front room where you know she fucks everybody, that just sets the scene for the entire visit. She had not bathed atleast that whole day, we all understand that sex has odors and sounds but she smells like ass. Talked about needing money and needs her prescription of Xanax. Skin complexion is poor as in I don't think she's eaten properly and getting enough liquids. She wanted to go right for BBFS. I like BBFS and go through a lot of trouble to keep my body clean presentable and my breath smelling fresh for these ladies and this girl wants to bareback sex me and can't reciprocate those considerations. Does have a potentially very good blowjob Deep Throatgag reflex is good but her teeth ruined all that. With all the stress that was on me now I could not come to completion. She got up got dressed said she was late for an AA meeting walked out the door left me standing there got in somebody's truck and took off. My hours time she promised me ended up being thirty minutes.[/QUOTE]Damn, to see one with so much potential to all of the above is crazy. When I first meet her, April was a sweetheart. The way it sounds, either she gets her shit together, or she will end up like others have before. Really hate it, she is or was a cutie.

Maybe. Time will tell.
Starting to agree with you Glockman

[QUOTE=Glockman;2257697]Well, because of a poor scouting report, the Coach was able to sneak Stormy into a tight end position. And what a tight end she has! Here she is about to catch one from the quarterback Glockman. The aging quarterback Glockman is desperately scrambling to get one last one off, but despite being under extreme pressure he finally [B]LETS ONE GO.[/B] Stormy catches it all and Glockman scores but he is too tired to notice but he still feels great! Will there be an extra point through the goal posts? Well, you football fans will just have to wait.[/QUOTE]My point is this. I work hard for my Benjamin's and I'm just not into spending it on that kind of chick. There's an ass load of hot chicks on BP that will work just as hard as she does and look twice as good. Not trying to step on toes, just how I feel.

Had to make a quick trip yesterday, and I work hard for my Benjamins, Grants, Jacksons, my mind was already made up.

I gave Mimi a text and she hit me back really fast wanting to know where I had been. We texted a few, and the next thing I know I was pulling up to her safe incall. I have been knowing Mimi for years, and I believe she has gotten hotter every time I see her.

For the time I was there, my Mimi was as hot, tight, wet as ever. To from her riding me on top to the BBBJ, it was hot wild freaky sex. I swear, she is a true provider and a friend, that I will see again very soon.

We don't need to take ladies like her for granted, the ones who have been around, the ones we know. They have needs just as much as a BP newbie. So go ahead and call someone that has been around you know. Don't wait, just do it. Because somethings we take for granted will not always be around.

My 5 cents today.

[QUOTE=Mike1701;2259003]Had to make a quick trip yesterday, and I work hard for my Benjamins, Grants, Jacksons, my mind was already made up.

I gave Mimi a text and she hit me back really fast wanting to know where I had been. We texted a few, and the next thing I know I was pulling up to her safe incall. I have been knowing Mimi for years, and I believe she has gotten hotter every time I see her.

For the time I was there, my Mimi was as hot, tight, wet as ever. To from her riding me on top to the BBBJ, it was hot wild freaky sex. I swear, she is a true provider and a friend, that I will see again very soon.

We don't need to take ladies like her for granted, the ones who have been around, the ones we know. They have needs just as much as a BP newbie. So go ahead and call someone that has been around you know. Don't wait, just do it. Because somethings we take for granted will not always be around.

My 5 cents today.[/QUOTE]I could not have described her any better. Mimi is a special provider who treats you right. I love my time with the most incredible redhead in Memphis. I too will visit with her often.

[QUOTE=MemphisBound;2258760]My point is this. I work hard for my Benjamin's and I'm just not into spending it on that kind of chick. There's an ass load of hot chicks on BP that will work just as hard as she does and look twice as good. Not trying to step on toes, just how I feel.[/QUOTE]There may be a lot of HOT chicks on BP that works just as hard, but when you have a senior members here with GREAT reviews of Wonderful Providers, I rather have them give a big thumbs up and recommending them to not knowing much on the provider. Just my opinion.

Thanks Senior Members.

[QUOTE=Mike1701;2259003]Had to make a quick trip yesterday, and I work hard for my Benjamins, Grants, Jacksons, my mind was already made up.

I gave Mimi a text and she hit me back really fast wanting to know where I had been. We texted a few, and the next thing I know I was pulling up to her safe incall. I have been knowing Mimi for years, and I believe she has gotten hotter every time I see her.

For the time I was there, my Mimi was as hot, tight, wet as ever. To from her riding me on top to the BBBJ, it was hot wild freaky sex. I swear, she is a true provider and a friend, that I will see again very soon.

We don't need to take ladies like her for granted, the ones who have been around, the ones we know. They have needs just as much as a BP newbie. So go ahead and call someone that has been around you know. Don't wait, just do it. Because somethings we take for granted will not always be around.

My 5 cents today.[/QUOTE]Thanks Mike1701, been dreaming one day with MiMi. Hopefully it will be soon, when I'm back in the area. Got a List of who I need to see.

Sorry but not sure how to add link but was thinking of pulling he trigger on this one & did a little Intel & very glad I didn't. Check it out & if anyone else can link the add I would appreciate it. Digits are 901-XXX-0181. Beware they are out to get us!

Well that final heave to Stormy from the aging quarterback Glockman must have been a real "hail Mary" because all he was saying while letting one fly was "Oh God, Oh God!" But he scores again. Here he is splitting the uprights for one last score. The final score: Glocks 7, Cowboys 6. Game over.

[QUOTE=MemphisBound;2258760]My point is this. I work hard for my Benjamin's and I'm just not into spending it on that kind of chick. There's an ass load of hot chicks on BP that will work just as hard as she does and look twice as good. Not trying to step on toes, just how I feel.[/QUOTE]Your point is well taken and so was mine. Just some good natured ribbing. Now post some reviews of those ass load of hot chicks. Some pics would be great also.

I hate incalls, but definitely tempted by this one.

[URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-like-fire-my-skills-are-a1incall-247/11526537[/URL]

Anyone have any experience with her?

Have seen her a few times now. She is really nice and outgoing. Seems new to the biz -- but has good skills and gets into it. Great body and cute face. Only downside is her teeth. Think that maybe she smoked crack in the past. Would highly recommend that anyone see her and I will be doing again soon myself.

[QUOTE=Beereal;2259596]I hate incalls, but definitely tempted by this one.

[URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-like-fire-my-skills-are-a1incall-247/11526537[/URL]

Anyone have any experience with her?[/QUOTE].