Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DCHung;6634748][URL]https://massagejasminespa.com/services/[/URL]

I can confirm Massage only no add ons or extras.[/QUOTE]It has all the hallmarks of a spa esp with the hours but they have Mixed male and female staff. .

I needed the real thing today. Saw Joanna at Health Healing Spa in Bel Air. Lovely girl, great technique and she does this thing that I just love: Some kind of cranial manipulation. Oh, and she gives a great full body massage, all legit. But I'll be back.

[QUOTE=SwanRonson;6625574]With all the good spots near Annapolis / Arnold going dark, I had a dream that I ventured to LiLi Accupressure in Glen Burnie. Before arriving I called to make an appointment, when it was time I pulled around back to park and rang the bell at the back door. I've never been here before but was not going to go in the front right off of Craine Hwy. The door opened to a 50 ish year old Asian woman (4/10) asking, "You call? I said yes and she showed me into a dimly lit room with a legitimate massage table and clean sheets / towels. She left me to get ready but before she did said "$60 for hour", which I was prepared for as I RTFF. Have her the house fee and tip (. 4) which she seemed to be pleased with, she smiled and closed the door. A few minutes later I was on the table and she came back to begin.

Massage was good and I actually needed it so it was a win / win. Plenty of teasing but also a good focus on the massage for a good 25 minutes. Now this is where things went a little different than I'm used to, but not in a bad way. The teasing and playfulness intensified as I was on my stomach and she went in for the rub right then and there. For those of you that are into it, she paid plenty of attention to the taint and balls while stroking. This woman had me on my knees with my ass up in the air LOL definitely not traditional but it felt fucking great so I rolled with it. This woman had a damn finger in my ass while stroking with good rhythm and plenty of oil. When I say I've never had a release that intense or strong I mean it man. Woman had me shaking and didn't stop until I was bone dry. 10/10..[/QUOTE]This was a good review, but with no name, or real distinct physical description, this reviews like this can just lead to money wasted while trying to get this same person, like in my dream last night LOL.

In my dream, I was met at the door by a senior citizen whose name was pronounced like the letter "A" and "Naan" (or something like that. I asked twice and kept hearing the same thing) like the flatbread, who literally had to be at least 60 (had a mask on the whole time). No body or attractiveness whatsoever. This review said the lady was a 4, so I said what the heck.

1. Massage was average. A lot of pressing, pushing, and elbows vs strokes and use of fingers. She put some effort, to her credit it I did not enjoy it.

2. I was holding out hope that some teasing will be coming and maybe this IS the same person. But nope.

On top of the meh massage, she took my money and never brought my change (which I hate when they do that, but the change is never more than I would tip typically if I am going for an hour, so I don't worry about it even if it is annoying), and I was shorted on time.

So if anyone wants to give this place a shot, ask for who is available (which might be tough due to their poor English understanding) to make sure you don't select "A Naan", and then report back here or DM me please if you find the name of the woman in the previous review. In this dream, I drove 35 min in the rain to take one for the team.

I wonder if I got the same lady from a previous review I think last month that said he was in pain from the rough massage. That kind aligns with my experience. There was no name in that review either to help me avoid her LOL.

[QUOTE=JaffeMD;6639017]This was a good review, but with no name, or real distinct physical description, this reviews like this can just lead to money wasted while trying to get this same person, like in my dream last night LOL.

In my dream, I was met at the door by a senior citizen whose name was pronounced like the letter "A" and "Naan" (or something like that. I asked twice and kept hearing the same thing) like the flatbread, who literally had to be at least 60 (had a mask on the whole time). No body or attractiveness whatsoever. This review said the lady was a 4, so I said what the heck.

1. Massage was average. A lot of pressing, pushing, and elbows vs strokes and use of fingers. She put some effort, to her credit it I did not enjoy it.

2. I was holding out hope that some teasing will be coming and maybe this IS the same person. But nope.

On top of the meh massage, she took my money and never brought my change (which I hate when they do that, but the change is never more than I would tip typically if I am going for an hour, so I don't worry about it even if it is annoying), and I was shorted on time.

So if anyone wants to give this place a shot, ask for who is available (which might be tough due to their poor English understanding) to make sure you don't select "A Naan", and then report back here or DM me please if you find the name of the woman in the previous review. In this dream, I drove 35 min in the rain to take one for the team.

I wonder if I got the same lady from a previous review I think last month that said he was in pain from the rough massage. That kind aligns with my experience. There was no name in that review either to help me avoid her LOL.[/QUOTE]JaffeMD. No name was given, but yes she was older (both times I've gone I got different providers and neither was young or above average in looks, which in my.

Opinion is 90% of these Asian places. There are no young, good looking, stacked women giving rub and tugs. That's the reality of the situation. Sorry your experience was subpar.

[QUOTE=SwanRonson;6640069]JaffeMD. No name was given, but yes she was older (both times I've gone I got different providers and neither was young or above average in looks, which in my.

Opinion is 90% of these Asian places. There are no young, good looking, stacked women giving rub and tugs. That's the reality of the situation. Sorry your experience was subpar.[/QUOTE]I agree. I've followed up on several recommendations from different MD threads and have yet to come across anyone who was model beautiful in these sorts of establishments. I've come across a few decent ones that are passable and not complete boogerwolves. But generally, very very average. It reminds me of when I used to go to conferences in college. When you get there, no one is really gorgeous. So you start looking at the best that's available among who is in attendance. I think that's what happens with our view is these providers. The best I've ever seen is "cute," and profession aside, none of them are to the level of the kind of woman I would approach if I wanted to seriously date them.

[QUOTE=BobbiBrown1981;6640301]I agree. I've followed up on several recommendations from different MD threads and have yet to come across anyone who was model beautiful in these sorts of establishments. I've come across a few decent ones that are passable and not complete boogerwolves. But generally, very very average. It reminds me of when I used to go to conferences in college. When you get there, no one is really gorgeous. So you start looking at the best that's available among who is in attendance. I think that's what happens with our view is these providers. The best I've ever seen is "cute," and profession aside, none of them are to the level of the kind of woman I would approach if I wanted to seriously date them.[/QUOTE]This has been my experience with every AMP I've ever been to. If I wanted a model I'd find someone on Eros or Tryst, when I want an average massage and to get milked like a cow, I go to an AMP. Plain and simple.

[QUOTE=BobbiBrown1981;6640301]I agree. I've followed up on several recommendations from different MD threads and have yet to come across anyone who was model beautiful in these sorts of establishments. I've come across a few decent ones that are passable and not complete boogerwolves. But generally, very very average. It reminds me of when I used to go to conferences in college. When you get there, no one is really gorgeous. So you start looking at the best that's available among who is in attendance. I think that's what happens with our view is these providers. The best I've ever seen is "cute," and profession aside, none of them are to the level of the kind of woman I would approach if I wanted to seriously date them.[/QUOTE]I mean let's be serious. If she is moderately attractive and young, why would she work at an AMP? She would make more money escorting or doing an OF Expecting drop dead gorgeous women at an AMP is a pipes dream. Unless you go to select areas obviously.

[QUOTE=SwanRonson;6640069]JaffeMD. No name was given, but yes she was older (both times I've gone I got different providers and neither was young or above average in looks, which in my.

Opinion is 90% of these Asian places. There are no young, good looking, stacked women giving rub and tugs. That's the reality of the situation. Sorry your experience was subpar.[/QUOTE]Yes, I agree.

I'm not sure by "no name was given" you are saying you asked and she did not give it, or you did not ask, but the point I was making as far as looks was that since your review said your lady was a 4/10, and the person that answered the door was old and not attractive, I figured it could be the same person since I had nothing else to do go. Not that I was expecting a young hottie.

[QUOTE=JaffeMD;6641193]Yes, I agree.

I'm not sure by "no name was given" you are saying you asked and she did not give it, or you did not ask, but the point I was making as far as looks was that since your review said your lady was a 4/10, and the person that answered the door was old and not attractive, I figured it could be the same person since I had nothing else to do go. Not that I was expecting a young hottie.[/QUOTE]No name was given because I didn't ask. I didn't ask because a) I didn't care to know and b) she wasn't attractive enough for me to want to make a connection.

4/10 was my rating, based on my opinion. Your opinion on the appearance of the provider was yours to assess. I don't feel as though I misrepresented my experience or gave any false hope that Lucy Lu would walk into the room. As always in this hobby YMMV and one monger's experience isn't ever enough for me to expect the same when I visit the same establishment.

Let's move on shall we?

[QUOTE=SwanRonson;6641522]No name was given because I didn't ask. I didn't ask because a) I didn't care to know and b) she wasn't attractive enough for me to want to make a connection.

4/10 was my rating, based on my opinion. Your opinion on the appearance of the provider was yours to assess. I don't feel as though I misrepresented my experience or gave any false hope that Lucy Lu would walk into the room. As always in this hobby YMMV and one monger's experience isn't ever enough for me to expect the same when I visit the same establishment.

Let's move on shall we?[/QUOTE]Seems like you are offended and are getting defensive based on for some reason, still misinterpreting what I said, even after clearly explaining. I responded back to you, to let you know that I agreed with you and had no expectation on a younger chick. All I originally said was with no name, you can end up having to go through the wrong women and potentially a bad time, trying to get whoever you had such a good time with that you came here to leave a review. Then I went on to say, and in a joking manner, how that's what happened to me in my review of who I ended up getting.

I was agreeing with your assessment of what a 4/10 looks like, by saying whoever answered the door seemed to match your description, hence me saying "what the heck" and going with it, even though she was old and unattractive (a 4/10). Since you had a good experience, maybe I'd get lucky and its the same person since I had no name to go on but she looked like she could be the same person. Somehow you have spun me saying. "Oh, she looks old and like a 4/10. Cool, maybe its the same person so I'm down" as I expected a "Lucy Lu."

Somehow you turned me actually agreeing with you, even after re-explaining, as I am saying that you misrepresented her appearance.

I had already moved on LOL. You keep replying to me defensively, to messages that are agreeing with you and are actually the opposite of the words you are trying to put in my mouth.

I can't say things any more plainly, so yep. I'm out of this convo.

It's one of their most popular categories: [URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?22090-Bareback-Providers[/URL].

Some other West Coast city have popular bareback forums as well.

Bringing up the obvious safety concerns in the Seattle forum will result in mods removing your posts.

Looked thru several East Coast city's forums and this bareback stuff is non-existent. As it should be? Idk maybe I'm some sort of prude, but raw dogging very high mileage hookers just seems like a special form of retardation. Please correct me if I am missing something here.

[QUOTE=SkeletonKey6;6641835]Bringing up the obvious safety concerns in the Seattle forum will result in mods removing your posts.

Looked thru several East Coast city's forums and this bareback stuff is non-existent. As it should be? Idk maybe I'm some sort of prude, but raw dogging very high mileage hookers just seems like a special form of retardation. Please correct me if I am missing something here.[/QUOTE]What you are missing is that it is specifically allowable to openly discuss bareback stuff in this forum, though there are some reasonable limitations. What you are not allowed to do is blast other posters for their bareback sessions. Take a look at the following link.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/custompages.php?pageid=ForumRules[/URL]#postingguidelines.

[QUOTE=SwanRonson;6640712]This has been my experience with every AMP I've ever been to. If I wanted a model I'd find someone on Eros or Tryst, when I want an average massage and to get milked like a cow, I go to an AMP. Plain and simple.[/QUOTE]It's not so much that I expect some thick thighed, big breasted beauty to come sashaying into my room wearing next to nothing. It's just that some of the descriptions I read on these threads set me up for expecting more than what's usually offered. The biggest selling point for me is experience. Some of them really sell it. At this point I would be happy with a great body; it's dim in the rooms anyway so a butter face isn't the end of the world as long as the body is visually appealing. Even that is hit or miss.

[QUOTE=BobbiBrown1981;6642442]It's not so much that I expect some thick thighed, big breasted beauty to come sashaying into my room wearing next to nothing. It's just that some of the descriptions I read on these threads set me up for expecting more than what's usually offered. The biggest selling point for me is experience. Some of them really sell it. At this point I would be happy with a great body; it's dim in the rooms anyway so a butter face isn't the end of the world as long as the body is visually appealing. Even that is hit or miss.[/QUOTE]Very rare. Maybe some active providers still UTR. Good luck dude and if you hit the jackpot, please report it!

4-hands. Pretty thin girls. Perfect skin. Lovely small breasts. Great attitude. Performed DATY on Alice while Lily excelled at BBBJ. Just about as good as it gets. Ended with head / foot massage.