Massage Parlor Reports

Hey Young Buck,

I hope you don't take all this personal. Us "old mofos" are just trying to pass down some of our experiences and wisdom (if you call it that! ).

You've probably read all the Jedi Masters' replies so I won't bore you with my stories.

Come to think of it though, I think I was around your age when I first started mongering. World's and Maharaja's got too bland so I decided to take a trip to an AMP. Talk about eyes-open, pitch-me-a-tent, porno-action. Dyamn.

But alas, now I am:

1. Hooked up with my SO (good shyeet so my need to stray has lessened)

2. Saving the kala to upgrade to a house

And, as I get older, I start to realize the danger in mongering for SW or going to AMP's often since, after all this is Hawaii and everyone knows everyone here

Go do your thing padawan. Aurite.

[QUOTE=KillingAngel]Man I wish I was like you when you were younger because the guys my age that have all the girls are usually the really social/outgoing type. For me, a steady girlfriend would be like a big success LOL. But I guess you gotta get GFE somehow.

Anyway, since this is an AMP forum, I just came back from Ohana on Makaloa St. To see Kimberly since she has big boobs (D's) and a nice attitude. She is apparently the stand-in "mama" so nobody to clock-watch me! Anyway, she gave a good massage (w/ breasts sometimes), missionary, doggy, etc. Really good attitude and no rush. Damage was. 5 for house and. 8 for her. I go there mostly because she seems OK with. 8 (I just stick it down her bra) since the girls at the other AMPs want 1. 5. But even at 0. 8 it still seems like damage when your only making $8/ hr LOL. Ohana = the layman's AMP haha.

BTW there is a new Korean girl at Ohana who is 5'9" 23 years old with tanned complexion. She is pretty skinny with some B cups but she didn't want me and kept telling me she was on her period. Yes, that's it and I probably will not be going to another AMP for 3 months LOL.[/QUOTE]
You gave Kim .8 for FS? That ain't right.

Ok everybody,
Mia quite Hana
now only Mama san is there.
good massage and very good HE

[QUOTE=Scooby Snakr]Who's this Kelly that everyone is mentioning? Description? And how do I find Happiness? Okay pun intended, but seriously where on Keeaumoku is this place?[/QUOTE]
Kelly is pretty nice to look at with her make-up on. Pretty nice body. Great service when she isn't rushing. She used to be at Nirvana, so you can see more reports on her if you do a search. Someone already gave the directions.

Went to Lavender after a drought in finances hoping for a nice hook up as many recently reported. Not much to choose from, but there were other customers, so the good one's might have been busy. Picked Gina. Her face looks like Sky from Nirvana and her voice kinda sounds like Sky. Her body was closer to Shannon Daughterly. Table shower was above average. Some massage. Would have been better with more. She took a long time to come back to the room. Thought about walking. No massage once started. Only pecking kisses and tit rubbing. On the flip, she rode nicely, then she asked to do mish with me on top. Would have been okay except:

1. No eye contact.
2. Chewing gum the whole time.
3. Held legs open so didn't feel much.

Otherwise, above average. Probably won't repeat or go to Lavender for awhile. YMMV.

Economic revitalization checks should be coming in May. This is my income tax return since I had to pay.

[QUOTE=John Ross]You gave Kim .8 for FS? That ain't right.[/QUOTE]JR is right. She is a jewel to still be nice to you and you should reward accordingly. She is working and we all know the going rates for good service and if you can't pay, then save your money until you can pay the going rate - she deserves it.

Know what, I've been trying to get a hold of her for the past two days and she hasn't picked up. Just keep on receiving her voice mail. She sounds cute as a button, but I'd still like to see what the buzz is about. I honestly feel like I'm cheating on Mei-Ling, but hey, I won't tell if you don't.

Any of her regulars out there know if she is on vacay or if Hina is available only certain days of the week? Please PM me for the 411, I'd really appreciate it.

Domo Arigatou Gozaimasu!

StripedFashion

Does anyone know if Kelly does bbbj or cbj? I went to see her at happiness about a week ago but mamasan said they were still closed and then she asked me how do I know Kelly?

[QUOTE=Joe Som]Kelly is pretty nice to look at with her make-up on. Pretty nice body. Great service when she isn't rushing. She used to be at Nirvana, so you can see more reports on her if you do a search. Someone already gave the directions.[/QUOTE]

Well this would be the wrong place to write this but what kind of jobs do you guys have? It seems most people here are making 60+ at least a year. Seriously I'm going to have to pick a major next year, and I would like to go to an AMP around once a week. As of right now I go around once a month but thats because I'm stupid and not putting it in my 401k.

I have to agree with the previous posts, the place is cramped with weird curtain walls. Although the place the girl worked on me had a great view of Ala M, it was noisy, and there was some guy lurking around in the place who seemed to be a part of the business but not dealing with customers. Even though the ad said 50/hr of massage, the therapist and quasi manager played the "no english game" and proceeded to charge 80. 00 to my card.

Sadly I'd already given the therapist a tip for a halfway decent massage thinking the atmosphere wasn't really her fault. All told, $ poorer and just a little more relaxed than when I arrived, from being hustled. Them knowing it's difficult to be a guy and dispute the price charged with petite, moderately attractive women is a little irritating, but par for the course. Kinda reminds me of the vacuum eyed checkout girls at starbucks who "forget" to give you back your change "by accident. "

Would not repeat there, better massage and location to be had for less $ and more importantly; more professional business acumen.

[QUOTE=KillingAngel]
Anyway, since this is an AMP forum, I just came back from Ohana on Makaloa St. To see Kimberly since she has big boobs (D's) and a nice attitude. She is apparently the stand-in "mama" so nobody to clock-watch me! Anyway, she gave a good massage (w/ breasts sometimes), missionary, doggy, etc. Really good attitude and no rush. Damage was. 5 for house and. 8 for her. [/QUOTE]

.8 for FS. Cheap bastard! While less than $.5 is OK, this is not fair to the girls.

;-(

[QUOTE=StripedFashion]Know what, I've been trying to get a hold of her for the past two days and she hasn't picked up. Just keep on receiving her voice mail. She sounds cute as a button, but I'd still like to see what the buzz is about. I honestly feel like I'm cheating on Mei-Ling, but hey, I won't tell if you don't.

Any of her regulars out there know if she is on vacay or if Hina is available only certain days of the week? Please PM me for the 411, I'd really appreciate it.

Domo Arigatou Gozaimasu!

StripedFashion[/QUOTE]
Me too. Been trying for awhile and only get the "all booked" message.

[QUOTE=Neko Hunta]Wassup,

This Mimi sounds hot for only $.5 + house? But...any ratings on her? A/L/S? Body? Just adore Thai/Viet girls!

Hina Massage-561-6049. found in the latest Pennysaver. page 10.

Lataz,

Neko[/QUOTE]
Saw a viet/thai at ginger's. She said she was the only one. Petite, but L was about 7. Lots of pimples on back turned me off, so I decided not to partake. Laptop was on and open.

[QUOTE=Skulzz]Does anyone know if Kelly does bbbj or cbj? I went to see her at happiness about a week ago but mamasan said they were still closed and then she asked me how do I know Kelly?[/QUOTE]CBJ Skulzz. I thought Happiness was open? Haven't been there yet. Anyone know their hours? Different hours than other AMPs?

[QUOTE=Member#3973].8 for FS. Cheap bastard! While less than $.5 is OK, this is not fair to the girls.

;-([/QUOTE]

He's getting it for discount rate. She seems to be ok with it. Maybe she welcomes young boys because it's been awhile since she's had one. I don't know. Actually I'm kind of envious because I'm paying the $$ asking price at other places. I'm sure you must have bought something at a much lower price then what the rest of the public is paying. Does that make you a cheap bastard...hell no. Now if he's dropping the same amount to the rest of the AMP population and running, then he is a cheap bastard. It sounds like it's just Kimberly giving him the special kamaaina deal. It's all G!

[QUOTE=Alohashorts]

He's getting it for discount rate. She seems to be ok with it. Maybe she welcomes young boys because it's been awhile since she's had one. I don't know. Actually I'm kind of envious because I'm paying the $$ asking price at other places. I'm sure you must have bought something at a much lower price then what the rest of the public is paying. Does that make you a cheap bastard...hell no. Now if he's dropping the same amount to the rest of the AMP population and running, then he is a cheap bastard. It sounds like it's just Kimberly giving him the special kamaaina deal. It's all G! [/QUOTE]
His prior posts indicate that he's known Kimberly since 2006. If she realizes in advance that he's going to give her an $80 tip for full service and she still provides full service for that amount, then I wouldn't see anything wrong with it. It would be a voluntary transaction. Kimberly (also known as Kim and Ruby) isn't a young and naive girl who is new to the business. She's quite experienced with prostitution, and could easily tell him that $80 isn't enough for full service if she wanted to do so. Maybe she likes to be with a guy who's young (twenty-two), much more than having some old and fat customer like me huffing and puffing on top of her like a walrus. :D

When I was younger and better looking, I knew a provider at the place that's now called Hula Relaxation (it had a different name at that time) who was always willing to provide me with full service for a $60 tip. It was a voluntary transaction, she was satisfied, and I was satisfied.

[QUOTE=AsiaTraveler2]

Hmmmmmm. I saw your other posts, and this does not sound like the same guy. Did you let one of the Thai therapists, maybe a friend at a competitor post this? Definitely has all the markings of a Thai girl talking and trying to trash another business.[/QUOTE]
Me think same same. Before he write Englit good. This time, Englit not good. Me think someting fishy. :p

As Kap says, its all voluntary, and if she's OK w/ it, all is cool.
Some girls will give you a break.
But don't count on it...

I almost always give the going rate but once I had to short one of my faves by tenbucks.
She was not shy about letting me know the next time I showed up.
And I didn't dare do it again.

After reading all the past reports on this place, I figured I'd go and check out this place. Got there lunch time. Older Korean lady, in good shape, nice body. Erasers sticking out through top. Alright! I was thinking, can release some built up poison! IMHO great massage, more to my liking, almost fell asleep. Cannot handle that bread kneading, poi pounding, juiceman juicer style massages! Hot oil, walking, all that good stuff. She flipped me over, more oil, walking, all good. Then she says, "shower". Is that it I asked? She says yes. Damn, no HE for me? Oh well. I was thinking how did those fellow bros get theirs without asking? ! Maybe I too young? She thought I was 23. Try add on another 20 some years! Nothing is guaranteed! Showered and left. Maybe she thinks I'm LE? Maybe I am! Nah! LOL! I guess gotta try again later!

Parking is unreal! Finally found "up the street" parking.

M9/A6/HE0 $. 6 no tip 45 minutes running time.

Lataz,

Neko

[QUOTE=Member#3973].8 for FS. Cheap bastard! While less than $.5 is OK, this is not fair to the girls. ;-([/QUOTE]It's funny. Pay too much the guys scold you for bringing the price up, pay too little the guys scold you for being cheap. It's all good. Sometimes I get lucky and don't have to pay so much, sometimes the provider gets lucky and gets extra cash. The free market applies.

Hey guys remember in 1997 the place where Mahalo relaxation is. Use to be called?? but there was always this Haole lady by the name of Kim, Kind of oldr lady use to give FS for $60.00 all the time. Then there was this Vietnamese girl named Linda, Joanne. Those were very humble beginings.
Even where fuji is right now the place was called World Massage.
Anybode ever tried the girl from the PS who has an add saying
Girl from Osaka?

[QUOTE=Kapalua]His prior posts indicate that he's known Kimberly since 2006. If she realizes in advance that he's going to give her an $80 tip for full service and she still provides full service for that amount, then I wouldn't see anything wrong with it. It would be a voluntary transaction. Kimberly (also known as Kim and Ruby) isn't a young and naive girl who is new to the business. She's quite experienced with prostitution, and could easily tell him that $80 isn't enough for full service if she wanted to do so. Maybe she likes to be with a guy who's young (twenty-two), much more than having some old and fat customer like me huffing and puffing on top of her like a walrus. :D

When I was younger and better looking, I knew a provider at the place that's now called Hula Relaxation (it had a different name at that time) who was always willing to provide me with full service for a $60 tip. It was a voluntary transaction, she was satisfied, and I was satisfied.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Neko Hunta]

I guess gotta try again later! [/QUOTE]
Sorry to hear about the disappointment. Sometimes it's difficult to know what's going through the mind of a masseuse.

For example, the first time I visited Mina (on North King Street) I was only able to obtain a hand job, while other guys were posting about bj and intercourse. I thought "what's the problem?" However, on my second visit, everything became available.

So maybe if you visit "Korean Style Massage" again, your luck might change and a hand job may be on the menu.

[QUOTE=Kapalua]Me think same same. Before he write Englit good. This time, Englit not good. Me think someting fishy. :p[/QUOTE]
He hansum man. Thai girl lub him too mud.

While I don't approve of trying to cheat girls out of what they ask, if they don't state it and don't have a problem with it, I'd much rather someone pay less than the "standard" rate as opposed to someone pay more than the "standard" $$.

I visited Nirvana early in the morning the other day. The mama was asleep and had to wake up to lead me to the room. She didn't close the door which seemed a little unusual. Waited for 30 minutes and no girl showed up! I tried to wake up the mama but she didn't wake up. It was a little surreal as I walked around exploring almost the entire place but couldn't find anyone short of opening the few doors that were closed(probably where some of the girls were sleeping). Decided to leave after about 45 minutes since it was getting really late already.

[QUOTE=Lip Licker]While I don't approve of trying to cheat girls out of what they ask, if they don't state it and don't have a problem with it, I'd much rather someone pay less than the "standard" rate as opposed to someone pay more than the "standard" $$.

I visited Nirvana early in the morning the other day. The mama was asleep and had to wake up to lead me to the room. She didn't close the door which seemed a little unusual. Waited for 30 minutes and no girl showed up! I tried to wake up the mama but she didn't wake up. It was a little surreal as I walked around exploring almost the entire place but couldn't find anyone short of opening the few doors that were closed(probably where some of the girls were sleeping). Decided to leave after about 45 minutes since it was getting really late already.[/QUOTE]
Wow! Spooky...

Wow. It took this topic to get me to finally get an account and do more than simply read this forum. Sad.

I too have known Kimberly for at least three years. Ohana was always my "I just can't afford anything more" place. I have never paid more than $ tip there. Well, except for the three times I had Julie and Nana at the same time. Kinda a strange experience. VERY different personalities to have in the same room at the same time.

I may have found another such MP now. Not sure if it holds true yet.

On the other hand, I have had the same experience as #1062 by having to short a favorite by $10 and she was not shy about reminding me the next time.

So why is it that the only regret I have in my 10 plus years of mongering is when I try and add all the dollars up and realize how much I have spent?

[QUOTE=Justin H]Hey guys remember in 1997 the place where Mahalo relaxation is. Use to be called?? but there was always this Haole lady by the name of Kim, Kind of oldr lady use to give FS for $60.00 all the time. Then there was this Vietnamese girl named Linda, Joanne. Those were very humble beginings.
Even where fuji is right now the place was called World Massage.
Anybode ever tried the girl from the PS who has an add saying
Girl from Osaka?[/QUOTE]
Been calling the Osaka girl for a while and only get message saying she's "booked" for the day.

[QUOTE=Skulzz]Does anyone know if Kelly does bbbj or cbj? I went to see her at happiness about a week ago but mamasan said they were still closed and then she asked me how do I know Kelly?[/QUOTE]
bbbj. YMMV.

[QUOTE=Neko Hunta]After reading all the past reports on this place, I figured I'd go and check out this place. Got there lunch time. Older Korean lady, in good shape, nice body. Erasers sticking out through top. Alright! I was thinking, can release some built up poison! IMHO great massage, more to my liking, almost fell asleep. Cannot handle that bread kneading, poi pounding, juiceman juicer style massages! Hot oil, walking, all that good stuff. She flipped me over, more oil, walking, all good. Then she says, "shower". Is that it I asked? She says yes. Damn, no HE for me? Oh well. I was thinking how did those fellow bros get theirs without asking? ! Maybe I too young? She thought I was 23. Try add on another 20 some years! Nothing is guaranteed! Showered and left. Maybe she thinks I'm LE? Maybe I am! Nah! LOL! I guess gotta try again later!

Parking is unreal! Finally found "up the street" parking.

M9/A6/HE0 $. 6 no tip 45 minutes running time.

Lataz,

Neko[/QUOTE]
There might be two different ladies. When I went, one answered the door and collected payment. Another came in for massage. Both were older.

Made appointment at Siam Thai. Half way there girl called me and said hurry up. 3/4 way there she called back and said not therapists available. Guess that's better than yesterday when I made appointment with Paradise and she didn't show. Tonight Thai Hawaiian and Yang said no appointments today. Yesterday, Siam Thai and Thai Hawaiian said no appointments. Hina massage hasn't answer the phone all the times I called. Chrissy never returns the call. Need to find some place that cares about customers.

[QUOTE=John Ross]He hansum man. Thai girl lub him too mud.[/QUOTE]A thai lover is hard on the ears, I regretfully must agree.

Yo! Neko Hunta I know what you mean about the korean style massage place. The lady there has a nice rhythmic flow to her massage. Through out the massage she's massaging your butt than in between your legs and at one point she practically cradles da jewels and then nutten. WTF? I went back for a second time that's the trick brah finally success. So second time might be your charm ymmv. Good luck if you do.

Hey everybody, just wanted to say "sup" to everybody. I pretty new to the game. These are my very limited experinces (I'm a poor full time college student) so far:

1. popped my first cherry back last nov with some happa black chick (don't remember her name) at Golden Queen. It sucked big time. I didn't get to finish and was told time was up. I also got ripped off ($2.5 total)

2. Sampled Tasha at Rose Marri, this was much better and to my liking (at least I got to finish :)

3. Wandered over to Lavender (didn't have sign yet) and had Nadia. The only thing I've read about her so far was negative, but she was probably the best one I had yet (which would explain why I've visited her another 2 more times) She does a nice TS, and service is never rushed (I always hit the max time, then some girl will knock and say were taking too long). provides GFE, Good CBJ with lots of tongue action, the FS department lacks a bit but shes always good on top. After I finish she always uses the remaining time for a real massage (she's also the only provider that has provided me with a real massage...go figure) till time is up. Always the usual damage of $2

4. Recently I gave in to tempation at Ginger's to Cherry. I had only $.8 after the house fee. She was nice and gave me a nice cbj. Although as far as looks go I would have to give her a thumbs down, but nice personality.

Shootz

[QUOTE=Zelgadis21]Seriously I'm going to have to pick a major next year, and I would like to go to an AMP around once a week. As of right now I go around once a month but thats because I'm stupid and not putting it in my 401k.[/QUOTE]
Maybe talk to your guidance counselor and explain to them this goal of wanting 1 AMP visit each week and they could steer you in the right direction for choosing your major. LOL

[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/ths/664421120.html[/url]

[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/ths/662362637.html[/url]

The second one used to list under a person named sky, but the more recent posts seem to have changed. A guy answers the phone and says that he sets up the appointment. The ad sounds interesting. Wanted to see if anyone tried out these.

SM

Hey Guys,

Anyone know the name of the Cute Asian Girl at Rose Marie with the Black staight hair, cut straight across above her eyes? She's been there a long time, like 4 years? . Kind of sassy attitude. Smokes. Acts bitchy in the room. I don't know why, but, I didn't to ask her.

That girl at Ropponggi. Is her name Gia or Geo. I forgot what she told me.

Anyone remember a Korean Girl there by those names?

I believe I met this Thai girl on the 2nd post. You are right; a guy answers the phone and sets up the appointment. Not bad looking girl, but rushed experience. Would not repeat. [QUOTE=Strong Mojo][url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/ths/664421120.html[/url]

[url]http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/ths/662362637.html[/url]

The second one used to list under a person named sky, but the more recent posts seem to have changed. A guy answers the phone and says that he sets up the appointment. The ad sounds interesting. Wanted to see if anyone tried out these.

SM[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kapalua]His prior posts indicate that he's known Kimberly since 2006. If she realizes in advance that he's going to give her an $80 tip for full service and she still provides full service for that amount, then I wouldn't see anything wrong with it. It would be a voluntary transaction. Kimberly (also known as Kim and Ruby) isn't a young and naive girl who is new to the business. She's quite experienced with prostitution, and could easily tell him that $80 isn't enough for full service if she wanted to do so. Maybe she likes to be with a guy who's young (twenty-two), much more than having some old and fat customer like me huffing and puffing on top of her like a walrus. :D [/QUOTE]

If he has known her since 2006 he probable realizes she is not going to complain, she's an atypical Korean when it comes to customer service. He has probable also been reading the forum long enough that the standard rates are closer to 40/80/120 for HJ/BJ/FS. Increased donations based on GFE and or BB. I will grant him a small concession that he is younger and probably able to go boom boom longer than myself. But because Ohana is slower than other AMPs she might start doing the unthinkable~ asking for the tip upfront :-( . I want to keep prices down too but not so much it leads to poor service.

my 0.02

Broke down and went to see Mei Ling again because I missed her. Same report as you've been reading before. Her massage was good (strong) to me. Nice bare nipple sucking and rubbing her snatch outside of her jeans, while she HE. I frankly told her that I don't come around anymore because the place is messy and crowded. And that I wished she was somewhere else and then I would come to her regularly. She agreed.