Massage Parlor Reports

I am not sure why but had an appointment with Emilee and she was everything everyone said. The talking started as soon as I entered and continued at a rate, nonstop, I couldn't contribute a single word and as a bonus she didn't come close to a topic I was interested in. As to her service the area was fairly clean room off the garage, she had me naked face down on a towel on the bed. A very light uninspired back and leg rub ensued, no teasing, when she could concentrate on something other than talking. She was nude through the whole event and eventually had me flip and she laid on her back with her head by my feet. She told me I could rub the kitty but not enter while she oiled and stroked me I opted not to pet the kitty and she pleasured herself with one hand and me with the other. When finished she gave me a washcloth and had me clean up then rinse it in the sink and hang it to dry got dressed and left. Got my full time but I will not repeat, no kissing, didn't get to play with her tits. And while her pics are accurate depiction of her face she is considerably heavier. I do not mean to be overly negative on her I went in with plenty of info and knew what to expect she provides what she provides but maybe this will help some of the newer guys stay away from the stove. Oh and in this case your mileage won't vary.

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[QUOTE=Wargie3;3398154]I am not sure why but had an appointment with Emilee and she was everything everyone said. The talking started as soon as I entered and continued at a rate, nonstop, I couldn't contribute a single word and as a bonus she didn't come close to a topic I was interested in. As to her service the area was fairly clean room off the garage, she had me naked face down on a towel on the bed. A very light uninspired back and leg rub ensued, no teasing, when she could concentrate on something other than talking. She was nude through the whole event and eventually had me flip and she laid on her back with her head by my feet. She told me I could rub the kitty but not enter while she oiled and stroked me I opted not to pet the kitty and she pleasured herself with one hand and me with the other. When finished she gave me a washcloth and had me clean up then rinse it in the sink and hang it to dry got dressed and left. Got my full time but I will not repeat, no kissing, didn't get to play with her tits. And while her pics are accurate depiction of her face she is considerably heavier. I do not mean to be overly negative on her I went in with plenty of info and knew what to expect she provides what she provides but maybe this will help some of the newer guys stay away from the stove. Oh and in this case your mileage won't vary.[/QUOTE]Great review! I learned that from reading many reviews. Sometimes you just think maybe there is more, but with her, there is absolutely not. Hopefully more believe this, and force her to open the menu up, or leave the business.

I've never been to the local AMPs, but lately trying to set something up on BP has been a chore. From the reviews, McFarland seems the friendliest, but what about the location? Am I right that it's real residential? Which I find safe, but I don't want nosey neighbors getting pissed with all the "activity" in their area. It wasn't that long ago when residents were taking pictures of vehicles license plates in Pine Bluff when the strip club was there. Yea or nay?

[QUOTE=RawlSocket;3399546]I've never been to the local AMPs, but lately trying to set something up on BP has been a chore. From the reviews, McFarland seems the friendliest, but what about the location? Am I right that it's real residential? Which I find safe, but I don't want nosey neighbors getting pissed with all the "activity" in their area. It wasn't that long ago when residents were taking pictures of vehicles license plates in Pine Bluff when the strip club was there. Yea or nay?[/QUOTE]Do you mean the actual AMP, or the Asian house? Now that the trees have leaves, the Asian house isn't quite as exposed as it was earlier this year. Your car can no longer been seen from the highway. If you park in the right spot, the neighbors can't see your car either. However, it's on a somewhat busy street, so it's almost for sure that someone will you see you pull in or out.

If you need a lot of discretion, it's a risk. You may also run into another monger, if the scheduler isn't on top of things. She's gotten better or they replaced her, not sure which, but I have had to abort and wait a couple of minutes down the block twice now in the last 4 weeks. He / She doesn't seem to understand when I try to explain how that's not cool.

[QUOTE=NoDamage;3399557]Do you mean the actual AMP, or the Asian house? Now that the trees have leaves, the Asian house isn't quite as exposed as it was earlier this year. Your car can no longer been seen from the highway. If you park in the right spot, the neighbors can't see your car either. However, it's on a somewhat busy street, so it's almost for sure that someone will you see you pull in or out.

If you need a lot of discretion, it's a risk. You may also run into another monger, if the scheduler isn't on top of things. She's gotten better or they replaced her, not sure which, but I have had to abort and wait a couple of minutes down the block twice now in the last 4 weeks. He / She doesn't seem to understand when I try to explain how that's not cool.[/QUOTE]I forgot there were two places. The house interests me, guess I'll have to do a drive by. Thanks!

[QUOTE=BobEastSide;3153923]I have seen her several times. No way that she is a man, as I can verify via manual experience. She pumps a lot of iron, has a rock hard body, except for her very nice boobs, and throws in some very nice oral action. If you are grossed out by women who are stronger than most of us she is not for you. But she is smart, experienced, low priced, skilled. Each time you see her she allows a little more interaction.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the information. I've been thinking about seeing her but I see that her price doubled to $100. How many visits does it take to get increased interaction? When you say oral action are you talking about teasing with the mouth while she gives a handjob or are you talking full on blowjob?

[QUOTE=BooRadley72;3399791]Thanks for the information. I've been thinking about seeing her but I see that her price doubled to $100. How many visits does it take to get increased interaction? When you say oral action are you talking about teasing with the mouth while she gives a handjob or are you talking full on blowjob?[/QUOTE]Just grab the pussy!

Greetings from the east.

I'll visting fine city of Madison in a month or so. Looking for massge parlor (or private) recommendations. Great opportunity to get away so I'm hoping to have a little fun at the upper east end of the city, near the airport it looks like. Judging by the recent posts Canyon looks very interesting but they are on the west side it looks like. May have to visit anyway! Here, parlors are ALL asian so I'd like to find a little variety. Thanks!

[QUOTE=Abcdefg1950;3401064]Greetings from the east.

I'll visting fine city of Madison in a month or so. Looking for massge parlor (or private) recommendations. Great opportunity to get away so I'm hoping to have a little fun at the upper east end of the city, near the airport it looks like. Judging by the recent posts Canyon looks very interesting but they are on the west side it looks like. May have to visit anyway! Here, parlors are ALL asian so I'd like to find a little variety. Thanks![/QUOTE]Try Geisha House, it's between East Town Mall and Captial. It's not going to be a "massage", just FYI.

Longtime lurker, first time poster. The RS phone message hasn't been updated for a couple of weeks so I stopped by today and the door was locked. There's a lot of construction in the area so I don't know if they're waiting for things to clear up, although my gut tells me they're not reopening. I used to be a regular back in the 90's, but hadn't been there for a couple of years because there was no variety: one attendant seemed to work double shifts six days a week and another was approaching Medicare eligibility. A fun place back in the day and some of the ladies who worked there are still around as independents but legal problems and BP, among other things, took their toll.

Hey guys,

I see GBH posts somewhat periodically here so I thought I'd throw one in for my experience with Madison. I've been there a couple of times now and have got the routine fairly down. I would honestly rate myself about a 5 on the attractiveness scale so obviously YMMV. She's fairly in line with what others have said about her on here. Personally I found her to be quite attractive though I enjoy somewhat larger women. I wouldn't call her fat by any means since she's also quite tall but she's got a decent amount to grab on to.

She was very friendly and chatty throughout but my main gripe was that she probably used about half the time up on the light body rub portion while talking to me about various things. Most other girls got down to business somewhat faster than that. Time allowed for some CBJ (not DT), DATY, mish, CG (though she couldn't maintain it for very long) and finish DS fairly quickly. She has interesting tattoos and had decent enthusiasm throughout so overall I got what I came for. No hug at the end unlike some other girls. I liked her fine but I got the impression that she didn't enjoy me quite as much. My favorite provider so far is still Mackenzie.

Still, haven't encountered too many other places in life like GBH so got to enjoy it while I'm here. The RS shutting down had me kinda nervous but GBH seemed to still be going strong in spite of all of that so fingers crossed they leave it alone.

[QUOTE=MadcityTom;3402781]Longtime lurker, first time poster. The RS phone message hasn't been updated for a couple of weeks so I stopped by today and the door was locked. There's a lot of construction in the area so I don't know if they're waiting for things to clear up, although my gut tells me they're not reopening. I used to be a regular back in the 90's, but hadn't been there for a couple of years because there was no variety: one attendant seemed to work double shifts six days a week and another was approaching Medicare eligibility. A fun place back in the day and some of the ladies who worked there are still around as independents but legal problems and BP, among other things, took their toll.[/QUOTE]According to RM's, so did GBH. Pour one out fellas.

I had the pleasure of visiting Madison, WI for a night so I thought I'd check out a local MP. I found the Geisha House after a brief search and popped in to see how it compared to my Soho Walk-ups I love so much. I was not disappointed, but wouldn't say it was the greatest experience ever.

Front door is locked until they buzz you in. Four girls come out and introduce themselves. I selected Kendra as she was easily the most attractive. Tall, black hair, 34 C (ish), and tattos. I love chicks with ink. The others were attractive, but didn't stand out as much to me.

She takes me back to a comfortable, private room with a massage table and an adjoining bathroom. Explains that body rubs are $70, but if I'm interested in more it'll run me a donation of $180+ for 40 min. I happened to have exactly $180 on me, so I made a donation.

A quick solo shower was followed by a short, mediocre, sensual body rub with her Getting Comfortable. She allowed all exterior touching, but no FIV or DATY. After a decent HJ and good CBJ, I went Mish for a few minutes, and then CG until I finished (which she did with pretty convincing enjoyment). Another quick shower, some funny banter, and a hug goodbye.

Overall, she was very attractive and pleasant, and made me feel comfortable, but felt that she was rather vanilla. Perhaps after a few more visits she would open up and allow more (like DATY, Greek, etc). I'm definitely going to check out the other ladies here as well to see how they stack up, but it won't be for some time that I'm back in these parts of the world.

I hope this was helpful. It's my first post here.

Pleasant punting everyone.

Can somebody give me some info on the place you guys are referring to as Grand Canyon?

Is it the AMP with the name "oriental" in the name?