Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Megafunasa]If You Want Some Fun And Get A Real Massage This Is The Place,

I Been There For 3 Years And Always Live Happy, Last Week I Meet Laura Latina She Is Thick And Very Busty.4 For The House, Very Good Massage (Slow And Strong), $$ FS The Best Experience Hot And Juicy.

The Best Girls Never Been Skinnys

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Hi Megafunasa,

I sincerely appreciate your contributions to the forum, but...

[red][u]Would you please refrain from capitalizing the first letter of EVERY word in your reports![/u][/red]

It's difficult to read, it's time consuming to fix, and it takes you more work to write like that.

On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: [i]Thank You![/i][/blue][/QUOTE]$240.00 for a fat girl?

No thanks

I moved here from New York, and I was just thinking, if the guy is downtown, are there any locations accessible by train in Mesa?

After arriving via a surprisingly ontime USAIR out of Philly, a beautiful golf course and an exchange of rental car, I finally set out to find a massage and then my hotel. I went to a place off 71st Pl near Shea that advertises on BP. I was greeted by a blond with some ample cleavage but forgot her name. Anyway, I did learn the difference between a body rub and a massage, ie it is probably a license. Anyway, about half way through a wonderful body rub and on the flip, I hear about the $1.2 topless and $1.7 nude. Being on vacation and the golf was great, I opted for topless and she had the hardest bolt-ons I had seen in a long time. Anyway, I left with a smile but my question is whether this is overpriced? It seems high for Philly but I do enjoy someone who speaks excellent Englsih.

Hey Welcome Gray Hare

Fleeced? Depends if you paid a house fee on top of those numbers you quoted. If so. Ya. You got "Rabbit" skinned a little.

Enjoy PHoenix!

The golf wasn't as good today so I ventured again. This time I went to Ultimate Massage on Scottsdale Road. I was greeted by Vanessa. As we walked into the room, she asked if I wanted an "erotic massage"? Is there any other kind? Anyway, the massage was minimal but it felt good. I picked the topless option as she was wearing a very short dress which made topless almost nude. Her attributes were outstanding, probably C/D and natural. I got to feel around other places, which was fun. The ending was great. She was fun to talk with and said she also worked at MidTown. All in all, the experience was good and cost $1.5. I guess now I will begin to negotiate.

I am haunted by Aunt Flo. First my wife, then my girlfriend, now my massage therapist. (I am just glad that my dog is male, otherwise more of the same hell). I decided to check out the new place advertised on Craig's list called Bali Hai on E. Thomas and sought a deep tissue massage from Abby ($80 for Deep versus normal $60 per hour). Got a pretty good massage, not as good as I expected for the additional cost. When we got to the flip and special treatment was informed of the visiting aunt. Okay, I will settle for less than full service for that reason. Was offered HE for $.8, I said no, I can get FS all over the valley for $1.2. After too much discussion got agreement for CBJ for $1.0. However, after the tip and return with the cover, a saran wrap square was all that was in hand.

I was already invested so hung in there for the treatment. I am not an 18 yr old and get my money’s worth to get to the end of my treatment. Maybe ten minutes, not 2. She complained about the time and wanted an additional $20. Forget it....

I will not return. Between the negotiating, the grudging offer of sans clothes, and the complaints, it isn't worth it. Hell, I could have gotten the attitude at home and had I not been in public, gotten the full swallowing from the girlfriend at lunch yesterday.

Be safe, don't settle for bad attitudes, and enjoy yourselves.

The Banker

Banker,

You sure all your women aren't hanging out together? You know what happens when a bunch of women work together for a while? All the Aunt Flo's align!! JK

Max:)

[QUOTE=TheBanker001]I am haunted by Aunt Flo. First my wife, then my girlfriend, now my massage therapist. (I am just glad that my dog is male, otherwise more of the same hell). I decided to check out the new place advertised on Craig's list called Bali Hai on E. Thomas and sought a deep tissue massage from Abby ($80 for Deep versus normal $60 per hour). Got a pretty good massage, not as good as I expected for the additional cost. When we got to the flip and special treatment was informed of the visiting aunt. Okay, I will settle for less than full service for that reason. Was offered HE for $.8, I said no, I can get FS all over the valley for $1.2. After too much discussion got agreement for CBJ for $1.0. However, after the tip and return with the cover, a saran wrap square was all that was in hand.

I was already invested so hung in there for the treatment. I am not an 18 yr old and get my money’s worth to get to the end of my treatment. Maybe ten minutes, not 2. She complained about the time and wanted an additional $20. Forget it....

I will not return. Between the negotiating, the grudging offer of sans clothes, and the complaints, it isn't worth it. Hell, I could have gotten the attitude at home and had I not been in public, gotten the full swallowing from the girlfriend at lunch yesterday.

Be safe, don't settle for bad attitudes, and enjoy yourselves.

The Banker[/QUOTE]

Has anyone been to the MP on 16th St. and Thomas. I guess it is all "latina". Are there extras, and if so, how much? PM me if you need to.

[url]http://phoenix.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage_busty_exotic_latin_ladies_enjoy_the_best_massage_in_/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=7525927[/url]

This is my Day 4 report but there was no Day 3 report (damn work). Anyway, Philly has some great AMPs so I decided to see what they were like here, at least I thought. Anyway, I went to the place behind Wendys on Scottsdale and was greeted by Tina and I am pretty sure she wasn't Asian. Anyway, I enjoyed a nice table shower although it was not too playful. She seemed hesitant as I said I had not been there before but also said I was from out of town. Everything was on the table. She had nice probably D's but was a little heavier than I had hoped. Massage was actually not too bad. The only thing somewhat amusing was that she didn't get naked as she just pulled some things and and pulled other things down. I won't talk $ because I overpaid and am from out of town. Didn't see anyone else there so I don't know if it is at least part Asian.

[QUOTE=TheBanker001]I am haunted by Aunt Flo. First my wife, then my girlfriend, now my massage therapist. (I am just glad that my dog is male, otherwise more of the same hell). I decided to check out the new place advertised on Craig's list called Bali Hai on E. Thomas and sought a deep tissue massage from Abby ($80 for Deep versus normal $60 per hour). Got a pretty good massage, not as good as I expected for the additional cost. When we got to the flip and special treatment was informed of the visiting aunt. Okay, I will settle for less than full service for that reason. Was offered HE for $.8, I said no, I can get FS all over the valley for $1.2. After too much discussion got agreement for CBJ for $1.0. However, after the tip and return with the cover, a saran wrap square was all that was in hand.

I was already invested so hung in there for the treatment. I am not an 18 yr old and get my money’s worth to get to the end of my treatment. Maybe ten minutes, not 2. She complained about the time and wanted an additional $20. Forget it....

I will not return. Between the negotiating, the grudging offer of sans clothes, and the complaints, it isn't worth it. Hell, I could have gotten the attitude at home and had I not been in public, gotten the full swallowing from the girlfriend at lunch yesterday.

Be safe, don't settle for bad attitudes, and enjoy yourselves.

The Banker[/QUOTE]
So we should name it Bali-Hell then.
Ok now reading some of your posts some of you people are paying way too much. This is a bad thing for those of us that have been playing the game for awhile. And yes GreyHare you paid far too much for what you got but, then that is what you get for going to Snottsdale.
Megafun you are on drugs if you think you will be suckering some of us to that provider, in which case I think you are actually the provider. Her or your clam better be spitting out pearls so, we could recoup the some of the over payment.

[url]http://phoenix.backpage.com/BodyRubs/_0_0_petite_busty_latina_hottie_0_0_/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=7626718[/url]

Boys,

My god, what an experience. In my 12 years in this business meeting with hookers all over the country, I have never in my life met someone as a knockout as Karen. My god. All I can say is that this girl is a knockout. Perfect body, I mean perfect. A number 10 is not on the scale, 20 isn't even close here either.

Half ass rub, a great personality, and the extras. $.400, for f/s, a deepthraot CBJ, and a nice long ride until completion. So, total.40 for the house and $.400 for Karen [ she deserved every penny ] I am going to keep meeting with Karen, I mean she is hottest girl I have ever seen.

I have her private number, but she told me not to give it out to anyone else, so I am going to respect that. I am going to try to get a 3 some with her and a friend she will select. God I felt like the real Charlie Sheen yesterday. Only celebrities and athletes get these kind of girls.

[QUOTE=Charliesheen28]Has anyone been to the MP on 16th St. and Thomas. I guess it is all "latina". Are there extras, and if so, how much? PM me if you need to.

[url]http://phoenix.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage_busty_exotic_latin_ladies_enjoy_the_best_massage_in_/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=7525927[/url][/QUOTE]I have been their a few times in the last few months. They advertise 3 therapists but I have only seen 2 in their. Ask for Lupe if you get the older gal. Lupe is a bit thicker but carries it well the other gal I have seen is pretty old and real thick if that's your thing then your good to go.

[QUOTE=Charliesheen28][url]http://phoenix.backpage.com/BodyRubs/_0_0_petite_busty_latina_hottie_0_0_/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=7626718[/url]

Half ass rub, a great personality, and the extras. $.400, for f/s, a deepthraot CBJ, and a nice long ride until completion. So, total.40 for the house and $.400 for Karen [ she deserved every penny ] I am going to keep meeting with Karen, I mean she is hottest girl I have ever seen.[/QUOTE]Really? $.400? Seems a bit high for an MP.

[QUOTE=Johndoe25]Really? $.400? Seems a bit high for an MP.[/QUOTE]I was thinking the same thing. .40 for house and .400 for Karen the knockout? In 12 years she is the hottest you've ever been with?

[QUOTE=Johndoe25]Really? $.400? Seems a bit high for an MP.[/QUOTE]Dude,

Trust me, every penny with this girl is well spent. She is Playboy material. I am going to spoil myself in another month and try to arrange a 3 some.