Strip Club Reports

Hey Hornyag,

It's been a while since I was at Paradise. Haven't met Dazzle yet, but I heard she was a good provider. Was she that unattractive, or just not super hot we come to expect? Most of the girls at Paradise seem like 7's, maybe 8's where DVCOI can have some good 9's every now and then. Who would you say Jess is one the best providers at Paradise?

[QUOTE=Hornyag; 1683132]Stopped by Paradise during the day a few weeks ago when I had a couple of hours to kill while waiting on a job. Wasn't too busy so I sat down for a bit when Abby stopped by. Abby is really cute but I have had a 341 with her before and never got the impression any extra's were available but I never push for them anyway. She is easy to talk to though so I decided to get a 341 with her but yeah, one of the tamest lap dances but still fun. Later Dazzle sat down next to me who is a chunky latina and just average looking but she went for the package right away on top of my shorts and was really working it. I really had to have her stop of she was going to get me to blow in my shorts. She was angling for a VIP but I passed but took her up for a couple of 341's when she said she would get me off. Bad mistake as she was rushed and had on some fully body stocking outfit which she just removed the g-string that was on top to reveal her pussy in the crotch-less set-up. Got a CBJ and she tried to ride me but I just made a mistake by thinking with the little head and taking a girl back there I wasn't that attracted to. That is definitely my last dance with dazzle.

I haven't been back to Paradise for at least 6 months or more so I didn't even recognize Jess the first few times she passed by and asked for a dance. She has slimmed up a lot, not that she was fat before but her body is not as curvy and she just seems different. Not until the second time she came around did I then asked her name as I knew she looked familiar. I think her attitude was off as well since she just seemed distant today but the other times I have seen her she has been more perky. She sat down and since I only had another 10 minutes before I had to go I took her back for a 341. She still does a nice dance and not as good as last time still the best of the day. Didn't really try for any extra's with Jess as I really had to go but I wish I would have recognized her earlier so I didn't have to waste time with Dazzle.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HeadLuvr69; 1683278]Hey Hornyag,

It's been a while since I was at Paradise. Haven't met Dazzle yet, but I heard she was a good provider. Was she that unattractive, or just not super hot we come to expect? Most of the girls at Paradise seem like 7's, maybe 8's where DVCOI can have some good 9's every now and then. Who would you say Jess is one the best providers at Paradise?[/QUOTE]Dazzle isn't unattractive but I expected a better performance and was let down. She was also wearing that tight body suit and for some reason I thought she would peel it off but instead it was just lowered on top for the ladies to pop out and then I realized why the g-string was over the body suit to cover the crotch-less part. I like more nudity and it felt like a rip-off with her keeping it on.

Jess is one of my favorites but she can be hot or cold, just depends on her mood I guess. I have only been to Paradise a few times in the last year so there are other guys on here who can comment on who's the best better than I can.

I would really like to hear if anyone has ever gotten some good mileage from Abby. I am guessing not as even Dazzle commented after I had taken Abby for a 341 that she would do a lot more fun things than Abby did back there, pretty much saying that Abby doesn't do extra's.

[QUOTE=Hornyag; 1683367]Dazzle isn't unattractive but I expected a better performance and was let down. She was also wearing that tight body suit and for some reason I thought she would peel it off but instead it was just lowered on top for the ladies to pop out and then I realized why the g-string was over the body suit to cover the crotch-less part. I like more nudity and it felt like a rip-off with her keeping it on.

Jess is one of my favorites but she can be hot or cold, just depends on her mood I guess. I have only been to Paradise a few times in the last year so there are other guys on here who can comment on who's the best better than I can.

I would really like to hear if anyone has ever gotten some good mileage from Abby. I am guessing not as even Dazzle commented after I had taken Abby for a 341 that she would do a lot more fun things than Abby did back there, pretty much saying that Abby doesn't do extra's.[/QUOTE]As a frequenter of Paradise, I'd say Jess is pretty awesome; however, for an ultimate GFE experience, her coolness only extends so far. As I've reported, she doesn't kiss and no oral. For me, that definitely makes the experience less enticing. Personally, I have a hard time getting off by just sticking junior in her warm wet cave. Most recently, I've had encounters with texas, who has never failed to let me down. She's the ultimate pleaser. I literally went 3 times in one week (about 3 weeks ago) just for her amazing BBBJDTCIM (so many letters) + swallow. I tipped her the first time, the other two times, I just gave her. 40 for the dance and she was still super cool. She's not the hottest, but personality makes up for all that IMO. Harmony (white spinner / weekend day shifter) is also a people pleaser. She's always down for a BBBJ, and even BBFS (but I don't recommend going BB with her. Nor any of them for that matter, even though I'm totally guilty of it. I've changed my ways since). My last encounter (last week) was with Sativa, who gave a decent BBBJ DT CIM with swallow and I only tipped. 20. It was no texas BJ, but it took care of my need for the day. There's other girls, but I forget their names and it's been a while. I've reported on a bunch though.

I'll probably stop by tonight to see what action can be had. I'll report afterward.

Hey Into&Out,

Awesome report and feedback. Thanks, bro!

I bet you can guess which dancer I'm most interested in.

[QUOTE=Into N Out; 1683551]As a frequenter of Paradise, I'd say Jess is pretty awesome; however, for an ultimate GFE experience, her coolness only extends so far. As I've reported, she doesn't kiss and no oral. For me, that definitely makes the experience less enticing. Personally, I have a hard time getting off by just sticking junior in her warm wet cave. Most recently, I've had encounters with texas, who has never failed to let me down. She's the ultimate pleaser. I literally went 3 times in one week (about 3 weeks ago) just for her amazing BBBJDTCIM (so many letters) + swallow. I tipped her the first time, the other two times, I just gave her. 40 for the dance and she was still super cool. She's not the hottest, but personality makes up for all that IMO. Harmony (white spinner / weekend day shifter) is also a people pleaser. She's always down for a BBBJ, and even BBFS (but I don't recommend going BB with her. Nor any of them for that matter, even though I'm totally guilty of it. I've changed my ways since). My last encounter (last week) was with Sativa, who gave a decent BBBJ DT CIM with swallow and I only tipped. 20. It was no texas BJ, but it took care of my need for the day. There's other girls, but I forget their names and it's been a while. I've reported on a bunch though.

I'll probably stop by tonight to see what action can be had. I'll report afterward.[/QUOTE]

Is it just me or does Sativa seem pregnant? Just curious. On another note, I frequently visit during the weekdays. Girls that I have received good action dances have been Honey, Marcy, Sativa. Dancers I have avoided include Sapphire, Isis, and some of the gorditas. Anyone else want to add to the do and don't list?

[QUOTE=Poke-Herman;1684549]Is it just me or does Sativa seem pregnant? Just curious. On another note, I frequently visit during the weekdays. Girls that I have received good action dances have been Honey, Marcy, Sativa. Dancers I have avoided include Sapphire, Isis, and some of the gorditas. Anyone else want to add to the do and don't list?[/QUOTE]It is possible sativa is pregnant due to reputation and want she offers in the VIP to her pl's, see my post on 1/26/13. A few dancers in the past have gotten pregnant from their regulars in this club. Remember, is all about the money $$$

[QUOTE=Into N Out; 1683551]As a frequenter of Paradise, I'd say Jess is pretty awesome; however, for an ultimate GFE experience, her coolness only extends so far. As I've reported, she doesn't kiss and no oral. For me, that definitely makes the experience less enticing. Personally, I have a hard time getting off by just sticking junior in her warm wet cave. Most recently, I've had encounters with texas, who has never failed to let me down. She's the ultimate pleaser. I literally went 3 times in one week (about 3 weeks ago) just for her amazing BBBJDTCIM (so many letters) + swallow. I tipped her the first time, the other two times, I just gave her. 40 for the dance and she was still super cool. She's not the hottest, but personality makes up for all that IMO. Harmony (white spinner / weekend day shifter) is also a people pleaser. She's always down for a BBBJ, and even BBFS (but I don't recommend going BB with her. Nor any of them for that matter, even though I'm totally guilty of it. I've changed my ways since). My last encounter (last week) was with Sativa, who gave a decent BBBJ DT CIM with swallow and I only tipped. 20. It was no texas BJ, but it took care of my need for the day. There's other girls, but I forget their names and it's been a while. I've reported on a bunch though.

I'll probably stop by tonight to see what action can be had. I'll report afterward.[/QUOTE]Quoting myself. LOL. Anyways, I promised a report, so I'll keep it short. Short girl, spinner type, latina (of course) , goes by the name of the dream team fave, #23 of the bulls. I was surprised by it, but got FS in the 341 section. No kissing, but everything was still really intimate. She seemed really into it (side note: I always find it so strange that girls just won't kiss but will do everything else. It babbles me). This is definitely not a regular FS girl, but I'd gotten to know her after a few visits and we clicked. She's kind of shy. Good times, though YMMV (as always). I tipped her. 20 because she's sweet.

When did you go? I was there Monday about 6:00pm. Honey was there, she came to me as soon as I walked. Took me to 341 and fishished me too fast. I wanted to try few more girls, but I was out of juice because I am a 1 pop guy. So I left the club early.

[QUOTE=Into N Out;1684585]Quoting myself. LOL. Anyways, I promised a report, so I'll keep it short. Short girl, spinner type, latina (of course) , goes by the name of the dream team fave, #23 of the bulls. I was surprised by it, but got FS in the 341 section. No kissing, but everything was still really intimate. She seemed really into it (side note: I always find it so strange that girls just won't kiss but will do everything else. It babbles me). This is definitely not a regular FS girl, but I'd gotten to know her after a few visits and we clicked. She's kind of shy. Good times, though YMMV (as always). I tipped her. 20 because she's sweet.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bigdan;1685236]When did you go? I was there Monday about 6:00pm. Honey was there, she came to me as soon as I walked. Took me to 341 and fishished me too fast. I wanted to try few more girls, but I was out of juice because I am a 1 pop guy. So I left the club early.[/QUOTE]I went Tuesday. I've been with honey, but she's too fake for me. That was over a year ago but I doubt she's any different. Personally, I'd rather have a non-kissing FS experience with jess or "#23" than have the whole fake stripper voice whispering in my ear. No offense though. To each his own. As long as we leave happy (and without an empty wallet) , that's all that matters, right?

[QUOTE=Into N Out;1684585]Quoting myself. LOL. Anyways, I promised a report, so I'll keep it short. Short girl, spinner type, latina (of course) , goes by the name of the dream team fave, #23 of the bulls. I was surprised by it, but got FS in the 341 section. No kissing, but everything was still really intimate. She seemed really into it (side note: I always find it so strange that girls just won't kiss but will do everything else. It babbles me). This is definitely not a regular FS girl, but I'd gotten to know her after a few visits and we clicked. She's kind of shy. Good times, though YMMV (as always). I tipped her. 20 because she's sweet.[/QUOTE]I can second this report. During Christmas break I went to Paradise a couple of times. I was there vacationing from my dry times here in Arizona. Anyways, I was too approached by #23, it was a cool time and very accomodating. There is another girl that I also had a good time with. Her name is Mya or Mia. Had a good time. I am finding out that some of these girls due change when they see you come in week in and week out. Unfortunately, I am only there during certain times of the year so keeping any type of consistency is an issue for me. But, I will tell you that there are some oldies but goodies. So keep on trucking.

Good hunting

Hello,

Would you say these girls change in a good way, or bad way if you're a known regular?

[QUOTE=Quick8; 1686240]I can second this report. During Christmas break I went to Paradise a couple of times. I was there vacationing from my dry times here in Arizona. Anyways, I was too approached by #23, it was a cool time and very accomodating. There is another girl that I also had a good time with. Her name is Mya or Mia. Had a good time. I am finding out that some of these girls due change when they see you come in week in and week out. Unfortunately, I am only there during certain times of the year so keeping any type of consistency is an issue for me. But, I will tell you that there are some oldies but goodies. So keep on trucking.

Good hunting[/QUOTE]

Had a dance with Jess. Wow! No kissing but game for everything else, allowed anything I wanted. So good I extended to a second dance.

I have a question, why do some girls come up to you and ask if you like ass or tits? Is that some kind of password I'm supposed to know? LOL. I've been asked that 3-4 times already, by different girls.

Went yesterday around 1. Got a dance by Isis? Decent. Did a lot of bouncing which kinda bored. Then got a dance by Erika I believe OMG! Ended up getting 2 341's with FS.

I also had a older dancer. Something with a V ask if I was a tit or ass guy.

That is weird. I would wonder the same thing. Regardless of the answer guys seem to be getting their fill in the booths.

[QUOTE=Youngster420;1687277]Had a dance with Jess. Wow! No kissing but game for everything else, allowed anything I wanted. So good I extended to a second dance.

I have a question, why do some girls come up to you and ask if you like ass or tits? Is that some kind of password I'm supposed to know? LOL. I've been asked that 3-4 times already, by different girls.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=IamPac; 1687370]Ended up getting 2 341's with FS.

I also had a older dancer. Something with a V ask if I was a tit or ass guy.[/QUOTE]

Stopped in yesterday afternoon. Probably got there around 5:00. Went to the bar and got a drink then scoped out a table. Was approached within 30 seconds by a girl who started rubbing my leg. She told me her name but I don't remember it. Honestly, she wasn't memorable enough to try and retain her name or much about her. She seemed soft. I'd almost describe her as frumpy. Finally after about 10 minutes she must have sensed I wasn't into her. She made a half-hearted "Want a dance" request before going her merry way.

Next to sit beside me was Sapphire. She was pleasant enough at the table and promised me a "great start to my night". We went for a 3-4-1. From what I've read here, she did okay. Seemed obsessed with not actually taking her panties all the way off. I mean, they were down and it was clear I had access there if I wanted it (at least for FIV) , but she'd hesitate in the dance to pull them back up a bit if they slipped down farther than her knee. A little stick shift action toward the end, but it wasn't convincing enough for me to roll to another set of three. I hit the clutch and put it in neutral. Next time, perhaps.

Another girl came up to me (don't remember her name either). She was pleasant enough and said she was from Texas but I don't think that was her name. Anyway, we chatted a bit and I ultimately turned down her offer of a dance with the false promise of "maybe later". As a side note, you guys are right about the waitress. Relentless pressure to buy the girls a drink. Pretty easy to say no, though, and retreats at the first sign of resistance, so I can live with it.

As girl three eased away, Erica sat down beside me and nuzzled my ear. She was aggressive with a tight looking little spinner body. It took her about fifteen seconds to get me to go for a 3-4-1. Once there, she gave a great grind. It took her less than thirty seconds to start shifting gears. By the middle of the second song, she helped me get junior out to play. She pulled my T-shirt down over it and started a rub up underneath. It was nice. By the fifth song (I agreed to the second set while she was contemplating putting me into third gear) , I hit red-line RPM and my engine blew. No FS, but it was a good trip. I'll have to come back for more of her.

After a quick clean-up (after which I embarrassingly tried to leave by the front exit. What can I say. I was a little light headed), I change my mind about leaving right away and decide what the hell, I'll sit and enjoy a few more minutes. About that time the DJ announced some kind of special and the girls started making the rounds. This smoking hot girl with an amazing body approaches me and asks me for a dance. I go. She grinds hard and feeds me her nipples. Early in the second song, she starts feeling around the gearshift looking for first. She's a good grinder and makes soft little sounds when she likes what you're doing. I know it's all bullshit, but it's part of what we tell ourselves, right? Anyway, at the end of the first set, I ask her for a name and she tells me "Jess". Well, well, here she is. I go a couple of more songs. She does a little shifting, but with my recent experience I know there's not really any gas in the tank. I mean, it was only like five minutes ago Erica blew my engine. The old mechanic isn't as fast at putting the thing back together as he used to be. Still a great time, though. I'll be back to see her.

My shop foreman is out of town this weekend, so I might take a trip down to DV this afternoon with a pit stop at Paradise on the way home if I still need an oil change. Will let you guys know if I do.

Happy Motoring!