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I'm a say it like this my mans, are you talkin about miss Christina turned you cold at the door or manly Marsha? Cause I'm a tell you now miss Christina ain't got it in her bra? She been had a no black men BP ad since day 1. I got in by texting cause I called an she heard the base in my voice an knew I'm a Brotha so used the tex app an talk white I made it to the house right an I seen it in her eyes she scared but took me in bra! She got a fat ass on her an a nice frame she solid yo! I couldn't get no play but I can't get back in to but it ain't in her to turn you cold at the door. Marsha another type female she only talk on the phone she won't text but one my dudes still got to the house an she for real shot my boy to the left! These dudes here think you straight on Christina! They ain't even ask though see I'm a ask yo cause Christina straight for real she good at heart she just scary as hell with black men but you get past the radar her momma built in them you a get in just not no head or pussy so I said fuck it it's what ever. They up here scared we gone bruise they peaches man! Ha! You up here stuntin on that girl man quick playin before you get us all chopped and screwed man you foolin! I'm Lmfao with you though! I made me a fresh one just to talk to you 100 like. I'm a PM you my mans.

First off to you is BOTH their ads from the first day they ever posted advertise says no black men an anyone can click the link to see all old ads an check that for their self! Now about this other shit you said because partner you make no sense but lots of lies! That's a dumb idea to suggest we look at your other post because untill your last 2 or 3 you fucking post every dam one is trashing a lady on here! And talk about the run around! Lets also tell everyone to go over to rants an raves where a young lady states she has black listed you for making not one but THREE dates with her and not showing up! Seems she called you out for given the run around! Looks like your into burning these girls in more ways than one! I'd like to know what it is you do that you can jump into this hobby and see 20 providers while flaming 15 or more! Your full of shit and you know it! Your a dam liar and everyone knows it. I'm done with my two cent but where's your dime!

Ok unless I missed something here I was posting a review about my experience as a hobbyist. I didn't slam anyone here I just stayed the facts. For me I visited Michele and it sucked, why would I take cash to someone whoclearly is uncomfortable with me? I have nothing to gain here. You think this is somehow going to change her views or make here business drop off? Hell no, you see it all the time. A guy says don't go see such and such, and what happens? Someone it's always testing the limits. And I don'T agree, there are tons of providers that post no black men just before their phone number. Neither 1 of these two have it that way. I don't make it a habit how to get involved when I'm not wanted. Now can we please, move the fuck on?

[QUOTE=Strolnarnd;1596746]Look I could go overboard here without repeating anything twice. You call wanting to keep a great provider remaining a GREAT provider childish in fashion. Fashion? Really Buddy? That alone has me questioning if you are an inny or an outty?" You tried to find incriminating intel on a highly reviewed provider? You are calling this provider "extraordinarily reviewed"? As if it's to be questioned? You requested publicly, definitive answers on illegal activity provided by a licensed provider? Then when a fellow monger gives you a little advice on how to go about getting your requested info, you get your panties in a bunch and call me "childish in. Fashion" WTF? I know I'm not the only man here covering his frank and beans when pissing in the stall next to You! Your either a hot dog jockey or a female! I got to assume your not riding baloni ponies with a sausage of your own yet here on a review site asking about chics? This chicken coupe shit has got to go. Before I go into this I'm going to start a new review and give you jealous and scandalous providers some real sound advice.[/QUOTE]I'm sorry, I was under the impression this was a place to find such sort of info, since that EXACT SAME INFORMATION is openly posted here on dozens of other providers. How dare I not want to walk into a situation knowing what to expect or what not to expect.

Has anyone given this one a go? Please PM me if you have.

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BTW, L'ville is really a mess right now so stay safe! My ATF massage gal Alana is no longer in the hobby! The world will not be the same without her!

[QUOTE=Bucks9297; 1601457]Has anyone given this one a go? Please PM me if you have.

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BTW, L'ville is really a mess right now so stay safe! My ATF massage gal Alana is no longer in the hobby! The world will not be the same without her![/QUOTE]What happened? I was just about to make the drive.

Simon

I'm from Massachusetts, visiting relatives in Lebanon. I asked my son to set up a massage for me, in order to work out the kinks from driving over 800 miles. I was looking for strictly massage, no extras. He set up a massage for me at Massage Envy in Mason, on Deerfield Blvd.

I'd never been to one of these massage businesses so wasn't sure what to expect. The place is definitely upscale, clean, pleasant, with a quiet and comfy waiting room. I was told they have 16 massage rooms. I was told at the reception desk that their hour massage is for 50 minutes of hands-on time, with 5 minutes for undressing and 5 minutes for dressing. I got exactly 50 minutes, not a minute more.

The masseuse was pleasant, used the right amount of pressure, and we had a pleasant conversation during the massage. However overall the massage was disappointing. I felt that it was a nun who'd draped me. Yes, she uncovered what she was working on, but kept far far far away from every body part that could be even remotely stimulating. Massage of my front stayed far above my navel, even though on the form I filled out I'd checked off that I wanted my abdomen included. Nor did she uncover an entire side so she could give long strokes. I wasn't looking for anything unprofessional, but I also wasn't expecting an almost prudish touch.

Massage of my back was similar, with everything completely covered, extra care taken with tucking in the drape to avoid the slightest even accidental glimpse of "something". Glute massage, although checked on the form, stayed way at the sides. I've had many strictly legit massages, and this masseuse was the most uptight I've ever experienced.

When she was done I noticed that it had been exactly 50 minutes.

While getting dressed I noticed that they'd posted a list of suggested gratuities. I did leave her a small tip. When I paid at the checkout I was explicitly asked if I'd left a tip.

To be fair, I did feel better after the massage. And at checkout I was given the introductory rate of $49. 95 instead of the regular $70 rate, even though they knew there was little chance that they'd ever see me again.

Epic rant, but you do realize that the ad that touched all of this off makes no mention "no black men", right? I can see where T. J. Might have felt like he got the run around with that being the case, unless I'm missing something here.

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[QUOTE=MyOwnIllness;1586711]Well here we go again with this shit. Every so many months someone / provider / turned away client will decide to comment on a gal he has never even fucking met. I spoke with Christina an she has seen this bullshit already. Your a black guy who both those girls refused to see. I have never stuck up for Marsha a. K. A Michelle but in this case you haven't even seen her. Your Comment about Christina is unjust she is one of the few great providers in Ohio. I'm comfortable going as far as saying one of the top 3. All the gals providing have a right to see who they want. If they are not taking black clients why the hell you want to try to get in? Shit if a provider wrote an ad saying she don't accept old perverted white guys I'd fucking stay away from her! She won't be no fun! Stop calling providers you know who post no black men an you won't keep getting the run around. Post shit about providers you actually seen next time. Talking trash about a great provider can quickly ruin your own reputation as being a reliable source of intel![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vilnius; 1606767]Epic rant, but you do realize that the ad that touched all of this off makes no mention "no black men", right? I can see where T. J. Might have felt like he got the run around with that being the case, unless I'm missing something here.

[url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/christina-certified-and-local-love-doing-massage-and-it-shows/11205924[/url][/QUOTE]Guess her ten ads that its in wasn't of your pick?

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[QUOTE=Muncher2323;1598399]I'm sorry, I was under the impression this was a place to find such sort of info, since that EXACT SAME INFORMATION is openly posted here on dozens of other providers. How dare I not want to walk into a situation knowing what to expect or what not to expect.[/QUOTE]This is very much a place to find intel on your interest, however! When looking for intel on a young lady well reviewed and hobbiest wanting to keep her around, we like to keep and detailed info in PMs, this is a free site and not that Christina does anything illegal, because she obviously does not, but even for ladies who do, if you want to keep them around, find a review from a hobbiest here on the lady in question, then PM him and request the info you want. As for other girls who are talked about in great detail, those ladies usually give permission to leave detailed reviews if not encourage you to do so.

[QUOTE=MyOwnIllness; 1606850]Guess her ten ads that its in wasn't of your pick?

[url]http://posting.cincinnati.backpage.com/online/classifieds/VerifyAd.html/9810082/a7ed97ef[/url][/QUOTE]Well, no, I didn't edit anything. Actually, I just copied the link from the post that started the conversation. Also, please don't mistake me for someone who has a dog in this fight. I just thought it was worth pointing out that not every ad of hers made mention of her policy, and that, as such, it would indeed be worth pointing out that policy here. I've never seen the provider in question, but I'm sure she's great (if you're not black). I wasn't cherry-picking posts to prove a point (mainly because I don't care that much). If I were though, it wouldn't have been real hard, because it looks like the most recent ad didn't mention it either.

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