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I hung myself I read one more time TOFTT why don't youTOFTT. All of you new mongers.

Do you homework read past postings and you'll find the answers.

Then some new fellows do get it right, you try to post info but.

Don't say too much, more like:

" I Was there, I fuck, I nutted, I had a good time, she was beautiful".

I'm not putting anybody down but there is plenty room for improvement.

If you need guidelines please do read "Bigggga postings.

I don't know if he is posting anymore but he was good. I miss him.

Please don't take my posting as a guide, my posting are stupid, dumb and no sense.

But that's who I'm. Enough BS, this how I start my posts:

When I was a kid my father, RIP, told me he wanted me to be successful, well I miss understood, I thought he meant SEXcessful. That's why I became a monger.

I was not attracted to Sara but I had great time fucking the shit out her witout complaints.

I was SExcessful finding a few gems the past 4 weeks, Nichole, Sara, Samantha and Michelle.

I want to nominate Nichole for the best fuck of the year Mr. V 2014 award .

She is 5. 6, cinnamon skin,(I adore that skin color) Dominican,135 lbs, no tattoos.

Fake tits DD,(but good job thumbs up for her Doc), mid.

Thirties, big wide hips, her butt is no plump but OK for Mr. V.

Long natural hair.

Nice pussy tightness, she is a great ball leaker , she follow intrutions very well, overall a great fuck, I am not giving any more details since I could jeopardize my identity.

Samantha, 5. 8, long silky black hair, colombian, one faded tatto on the back of her left shoulder, long legs, tanned skin, young, she said 22 yrs old I asked a second time she said 21, I was afraid to ask again. She looks very young, I estimate she Is a teen, hopefully legal.

She is cute but kind of Goofy.

She is flat chested, but her nipple are tantalizing, I think she is shortsighted, she looks naive, but she ain't, I have to pay extra money to suck on those perky nipples, and any extras she would ask for extra money, she doesn't open her legs wide open like the vet girls, she open as much as 30 degrees for those mongers who don know what hell I'm taking about, she open her legs as my Pease and love sign, I called Mr. V sign .

This girl doesn't know how to fuck, I was overwhelmed by the workload, take pictures concentrate in my fuck and give instructions to this young girl in how to fuck. All this sacrifice in the name of all of you my fellow mongers.

I was surprised how loose her pussy was, as loose as Sabrina's pussy (read my review on her).

Over all if you want spend the time and money to teach this poor girl how to fuck, then go ahead, I don't think I would repeat any time soon, I managed to pull it off, I shot a big load, I don't know if she has a big pussy or my dick is too small.

I'm pretty sure those guys with dicks as long as the girl' se arm in my past post won't have problems with this girl (BTW her name is Cristal).

And the last one is Michelle.

She has a plump ass, Dominican 5. 2 , tanned skin, 140 lbs, no tattos I think, I didn't get to fuck her, but I'm planing to go back this Saturdays around 1 pm. I'll be signing autographs between 1 and 2 pm at Jamaica, I heard now some of the girls are following.

Me as well, they want me. Well they want to get their hands around my neck LOL.

There you have, enjoy my pics.

Until next time.

MrV.

[QUOTE=Vandenberg;2237399]I hung myself I read one more time TOFTT why don't youTOFTT. All of you new mongers.

Do you homework read past postings and you'll find the answers.

Then some new fellows do get it right, you try to post info but.

Don't say too much, more like:

" I Was there, I fuck, I nutted, I had a good time, she was beautiful".

I'm not putting anybody down but there is plenty room for improvement.

If you need guidelines please do read "Bigggga postings.

I don't know if he is posting anymore but he was good. I miss him.

Please don't take my posting as a guide, my posting are stupid, dumb and no sense.

But that's who I'm. Enough BS, this how I start my posts:

When I was a kid my father, RIP, told me he wanted me to be successful, well I miss understood, I thought he meant SEXcessful. That's why I became a monger.

I was not attracted to Sara but I had great time fucking the shit out her witout complaints.

I was SExcessful finding a few gems the past 4 weeks, Nichole, Sara, Samantha and Michelle.

I want to nominate Nichole for the best fuck of the year Mr. V 2014 award .

She is 5. 6, cinnamon skin,(I adore that skin color) Dominican,135 lbs, no tattoos.

Fake tits DD,(but good job thumbs up for her Doc), mid.

Thirties, big wide hips, her butt is no plump but OK for Mr. V.

Long natural hair.

Nice pussy tightness, she is a great ball leaker , she follow intrutions very well, overall a great fuck, I am not giving any more details since I could jeopardize my identity.

Samantha, 5. 8, long silky black hair, colombian, one faded tatto on the back of her left shoulder, long legs, tanned skin, young, she said 22 yrs old I asked a second time she said 21, I was afraid to ask again. She looks very young, I estimate she Is a teen, hopefully legal.

She is cute but kind of Goofy.

She is flat chested, but her nipple are tantalizing, I think she is shortsighted, she looks naive, but she ain't, I have to pay extra money to suck on those perky nipples, and any extras she would ask for extra money, she doesn't open her legs wide open like the vet girls, she open as much as 30 degrees for those mongers who don know what hell I'm taking about, she open her legs as my Pease and love sign, I called Mr. V sign .

This girl doesn't know how to fuck, I was overwhelmed by the workload, take pictures concentrate in my fuck and give instructions to this young girl in how to fuck. All this sacrifice in the name of all of you my fellow mongers.

I was surprised how loose her pussy was, as loose as Sabrina's pussy (read my review on her).

Over all if you want spend the time and money to teach this poor girl how to fuck, then go ahead, I don't think I would repeat any time soon, I managed to pull it off, I shot a big load, I don't know if she has a big pussy or my dick is too small.

I'm pretty sure those guys with dicks as long as the girl' se arm in my past post won't have problems with this girl (BTW her name is Cristal).

And the last one is Michelle.

She has a plump ass, Dominican 5. 2 , tanned skin, 140 lbs, no tattos I think, I didn't get to fuck her, but I'm planing to go back this Saturdays around 1 pm. I'll be signing autographs between 1 and 2 pm at Jamaica, I heard now some of the girls are following.

Me as well, they want me. Well they want to get their hands around my neck LOL.

There you have, enjoy my pics.

Until next time.

MrV.[/QUOTE]Your photos are hilarious. 5 stars.

[QUOTE=JJlegendary18;2237046]Yeah the one on 42 and Bell Boulevard in Bayside Queens (something like that) is a guaranteed suck and fuck. Has numerous reviews on places like bestGfe. There is another location also further up in Bayside blocks away. Don't memorize the number but pretty much if you go on BP and do a search for AMPs in Bayside chances are its one of the two.

This should be obvious as hell but just in case. Rememeber if your calling, a tell tale sign is whenever you ask for full service and the girl says something like "just come", etc something of that note because that is a guaranteed yes. Her saying something like that in a bad accent doesn't mean she doesn't understand you but she is trying to say "yes" without directly saying it.

Just a reminder.

But yep its the Bayside areas advertising on Backpage just trust me on that. When you go let me know how it goes.[/QUOTE]I second that and Vanderberg's message as well. If you have enough time you browse the scene and ask what is offered. Have a conversation with the girl and try not to act suspicious, be relaxed. Get them to spill the beans. Make friends at the massage places, tip well and you will get the info.

Also don't go at it too hard for too long. Sometimes you need to take a break and come back refreshed. It can get tiring because essentially 90% of the time it's the same old ladies (or types) posting time and time again on BP / CL etc.

Hello my brothers mongers.

I'm going to do this quick review to completed my last report when I said I was goin back to CDP to fuck Michell, the one I didn't do last time I was there.

Well I went there yesterday, after signing all the autographs to all my fans (I only got 2, I think, LOL) I got in there I saw the girl on room #1, she look different, she did not look like the Michelle.

I saw last time the one I did not fuck, I ask the door man what's her name, he said that's Michelle, I said really, well she did look different, her hair look dirty not that nice looking, like if she didn't take a shower for a week o so.

She was in her room covering her body with a blanket so I could not see her body, You know Mr. V has that sleek charm, I smile to her, she was on the cell taking English fluently to some MO'FO she later told me was her BF. I ask what's your name MAMI, she cover her cell phone and said Michelle, she put her index finger in front of her lips signaling to be quite. I got my lucky Number and I went in to do the deal.

Michell 5. 2, chocolate skin. Nice BUTT, did I said nice plump ASS, nice fucking ass, 135 lbs, cute face no bad, dirty looking hair kind of turn off for Mr. V. her body is not tight is kind of jelly, loose sort of, has cellulite.

But over all she would get my dick hard, even when I forgot to take the blue pill, sometimes I forget since I don't realy need it but when I used I definitely have a harder bonner.

Ah, one thing I want to tell you for those guys That ask me Mr. V. How can I get the blue pill and I gave all the 411 but you did not follow out please don't bother me no more, all you wanted was to know how I got my shit, but you did NOT order shit, so I will be giving info about the blue pill only to serious senior mongers on my e mail. If I give my info is because I trust you but when you don't use it then you loose all my trust sorry. , I gave a chance.

Let me go back to Michelle, I'm sorry but sometimes you have to tell it like it is, well Michelle is a 7. 5 for service. The best I can say about this girl you have to fuck this girl K9 , the look is unbelievable, I know it I did enjoy that view. Nice, so nice view my fellow monguies.

Well if you guys like a nice butt, Michelle is a good go.

I'm doing this postings so soon since I may go to a jail for some time (for my court case, for those who read my posts you know what I'm talking about).

I'm not worry about going to jail and became somebody's bicth, what I really worry is becoming somebody's bicth and I 'd like it LOL.

Enjoy my pics and until I beat the system or I get out of Jail. Sorry about the typos but I got to go.
mrvandenberg2014@gmail.com

I love you all.

The one and only.

Mr. V.

Good luck with "the system", you will be missed while you figure it out. Thanks for all your contributions, always a great read.

Called up got the info on where to go. Got patted down by an old Spanish lady who was extremely nice LOL.

3 girl line up. 2 of them had fake tots so I went with the one with the real see cups.

Her name was ruby or at least that's what it sounded like she said. Real cute accent said she was from Venezuela.

Started off with some complements on how she looked which got her smiling. Than on to mish, sucked her nice breast she was so beautiful. Man I love Spanish chicks. Went in to doggy. What a view kissed her body a bit arms. Hands knees. Than had her lay flat to finish it off.

This was my first time at a cdp deff will go back.

After I wiped off she have me hug and kiss on the cheek. I gave her tip.

Walked out happy. Best transaction I had in a while.

[QUOTE=LoverBoy;2228926]How do I get to Flushing CDP. Can you I'm me.[/QUOTE]Hey, can you give me details for flushing CDP? So sick of asians.

[QUOTE=MyStrodman;2227471]Let me make this clear on the how the booty ranch works, it's not like CDP. It's in a basement and girls are walking around doing wall dances for tips. You can have sex with any of them but you have to ask their price. They all have different prices and their pimps are around so it makes it harder to low ball them. The damage for the festivities is. 2 to get in the spot, . 20 to rent a room IF you want to have sex and then the price for the chick. So it gets pricey but the options are insane. They're located a few blocks from 115 ave in a barbershop basement on farmers. The place changes during the week but you have to sign up to get text messages about their locations. The location on farmers is ONLY on Mondays and it picks up around 12 AM and dies down around 4ish. That's when you can start bargaining with the chicks and get a good deal.

JJ, it's mainly black girls but there are definitely an assortment. Can't call what they will have on a weekly basis like CDP. You have to just go and enjoy the scenery until something catches your eye.[/QUOTE]You can PM us that number broski. An enclosed space sounds GREAT.

Just wondering if any of you guys ever seen this girl. I can't find any reviews on her.

[URL]http://newyork.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/extremely-skilled-encounters-w-thick-freaky-redbone-nobody-does-it-like-me-22/53024622[/URL]

I saw this as on backpage and decided to television the plunge. Call her up she text me the address. I get there and no answer on her phone, text her and still no answer.

[URL]http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100new-in-town-shes-funsize-no-more-fakes-vegas-hottie-100-special-21/53211826[/URL]

I hate these backpage hoes.

I have been to the maspeth cdp. And I am not a fan of the location. I have never been to the one in flushing. Is it the same set up. Or is it in a more private area. Like in a house. That beening said I do still go to the maspeth one. Can't help my self. If anyone has any info they want to share. I just want to say thank you. Also are the last 2 #'s in the phone 22. Is that the right one.

If you search "Thick Asian" either one of two will come up in Queens BP, Jenny or Lilianna who has already been reviewed here in another thread.

[URL]http://queens.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...ss-28/53320169[/URL]

Jenny is the other one. I have mostly grown out of my BBW phase but Jenny fulfills the fix I need once in a while. Sometimes I just need a big girl who can take it rough and deep, and handle my body weight (I am 6'0 200 lbs) when I am giving her the business. There are some aesthetics I can enjoy with a big woman that I cannot with an average sized woman, particularly when it comes to doggy.

Jenny is clean, discrete and treats repeat customers well. Unfortunately she has to move around a lot so I can't see her typically more than once a year. But once she comes in town I make every effort to see her. Luckily I had some budget available as well. Her hygiene is great, today she didn't wear perfume but the last time I came she smelled really good. Can't say that for some of the average or slim providers I have seen in the past couple of months.

If you want more details PM me. But in general I would say she is no frills and good for a guy like me ready to get down to business, relieve stress from a hard week and get it in. She is tight and wet, and great attitude, not much more you can ask for. For some mongers standard's what she lacks in the looks department she makes up for in attitude and appreciates a handsome well kempt Man (unlike some Indies that take it for granted).

Never any price haggling, cleans up after you finish with a smile. If she is in your area I highly recommend her if you like Asian BBWs or BBW in general. Works with you and is very accommodating within her limitations (she's not GFE which I don't really care for anyway). $100 for 30 minutes, well spent.

Let's just say for various reason I've become very cheap when it comes to mongering lately but will gladly come out of pocket for Jenny. If she was in my area more often, my bank account would probably be in the negative.

P.S. - Her ad says no text but if you are repeat customer and mention how long ago you saw her and where she will probably remember you. She texts the building then you call once you are outside to get the apartment number.

Today I think we should all light a candle and bow our heads in thanks to Mr. V who won't be contributing to the board for a little while.

Mr. V. you shall be missed and the board won't be the same without your well-detailed experiences as well as your great (and sometimes hilarious!) pictures.

Keep ya head up, Mr. V. And thank you for everything you brought to the board. We'll miss you, brother.

[QUOTE=SamWilson;2251086]Today I think we should all light a candle and bow our heads in thanks to Mr. V who won't be contributing to the board for a little while.

Mr. V. you shall be missed and the board won't be the same without your well-detailed experiences as well as your great (and sometimes hilarious!) pictures.

Keep ya head up, Mr. V. And thank you for everything you brought to the board. We'll miss you, brother.[/QUOTE]He's turned this into an art form!

[QUOTE=SamWilson;2251086]Today I think we should all light a candle and bow our heads in thanks to Mr. V who won't be contributing to the board for a little while.

Mr. V. you shall be missed and the board won't be the same without your well-detailed experiences as well as your great (and sometimes hilarious!) pictures.

Keep ya head up, Mr. V. And thank you for everything you brought to the board. We'll miss you, brother.[/QUOTE]What's the scoop? He got bagged. Or banned from the board?