Vegas report May 13 and 14. Part 1: The Palomino
We went to Vegas for a bachelor party this weekend (May 13 and 14). We didn't have a plan, so we asked the limo driver for a recommendation. He said Palomino for fully nude. So off we went.
Friday. 12am, Palomino:
Fully nude club with alcohol. Rates: Dance 20. 3-song VIP 100. 30-min VIP 200. 60-min VIP 450.
By the time we got there the club was fairly crowded. There were 9 of us in the party, so we decided to get a VIP bottle service. The bouncer asked for 460 for a table with a Greygoose bottle plus 30 per head for entry fee, which I think should have been included in the VIP charge, or there could have been at least a discount (like 10 bucks a head). Anyways, we had a big party and didn't feel like haggling, so each of us just chipped in and got it over with.
The club has fairly big stage with 2 poles. There are always at least 2 dancers on stage at any given time. Once in a while a third dancer would come up stage and perform some mild girl-on-girl action with either one of the dancers and then get off the stage. There's a full service bar with beers and hard liquor and some tables at the far end of the club. The club is not that big, so you can still see pretty well from the bar. The VIP is located between the bar and the front row seats at the stage. The seating is designed quite well that your view is not blocked most of the time. The VIP seat is a horse shoe shape seat that can accommodate 5-6 people easily. I found the seat uncomfortable. But hell, that's not what I was there for. So here comes the best part.
As soon as we sat down girls started pouring in, naturally. There was a good selection of hot bleach blondes and black dancers. There were only 3 asian dancers there, all with hot bods, but only one with an OK face. There other 2 have had too many birthdays. So, the lack of varieties is my biggest complaint here. Although I got to say they had some solid 9s for vanilla (both blonde and brunette) and chocolate lovers out there.
A very hot blonde sat down with one of my friends and started chatting with us. I wish I could remember her name. She was one of the hottest bleach blonde in there. She had a bang covering her forehead, if that's of any help. An asian dancer also sat down with us, although she was not as friendly. Tried to sell VIP a lot, and left almost immediately if the answer was no. I personally had a chat with a cute black dancer named Aubrey. She said she was from the Caribbean. Lovely girl with superb attitude. Tight bod, but a little low budget on the titty department. I'm talking A-cup at best. She gave a lap dance right there to one of my friends. Free roaming allowed. When she came back to talk to me she hinted at extras in the 30-min VIP. But I'm not a chocolate lover, so I passed.
Then came a hot dirty blonde named Kim. Also very friendly and had a great smile. She had a sweet and innocent voice, which I'm sure is 100% fake, and I'll tell you why a little later. She had great looking natural Cs with piercing on both of them, and also piercing on her navel. Flawless skin. No attempt to upsell VIP or haggle, just sitting there chatting and having a good time. Touching was not an issue, as long as it's not her titties or pussy (hey, she got to save something for the VIP, right?). After a while, she started to ask me to go the VIP with her. I really didn't feel like it, so I gave her 20 for a quick lap dance and some extra tip for her time. Her dance was smooth and slow. She wasn't trying to crush my balls by dropping down fast on my lap like you see with a lot of strippers. OK, here's why I think her sweet and innocent voice was 100% fake: After we got out of the club (around 4am). One of my friends told me that after Kim gave me a lap dance, she went to the backroom and changed her clothes, hairdo, AND her name, then went back to our table and sweet talked to my friend. And she changed her persona, too. From sweet and laid back to more naughty and aggessive. I don't think I've seen that anywhere.
Since I didn't partake in the VIP, I can only tell you what my friends had. One girl named Titiana, in particular, was taking care of the bachelor in the VIP for 30 min. He said she was REALLY good. Although he's not the type to get a HJ in a strip joint, but I'm sure it's been offered. BTW, she was a hot, tight, black dancer.
Bottom line: Lots of choices for vanilla and chocolate lovers. Quite a few hispanics. Not enough asians. Mileage may vary. Girls are friendly overall (Aubrey, Titiana, Kim). Touching was no problem.
Coming up next. The Spearmint Rhino.
Vegas report May 13 and 14. Part 2: The Spearmint Rhino
Saturday. 12am. Spearmint Rhino.
After having a buffet dinner at the Wynn (which I think is gorgeous but over priced) , we decided to hit another club. This time around, the famous Rhino.
Rates are the same as the Palomino. Also full bar service available like the Palomino. TOPLESS ONLY.
We got there around 12am, and the place was literally PACKED full of both dancers and patrons. There was scarcely any place to stand. So again, we decided to get a VIP table with bottle service, which costs only 350 here since it's not fully nude. One of the dancers told me there were roughly 200 dancers working that night. It sure looked like it. So if you're into varieties, you won't be disappointed.
As soon as we sat down, a dirty blond dancer (again) came sit next to me. Her name was Bunny, if memory serves. Good looking. But not as hot as the one I saw at Palomino. Still, sweet and great attitude. She tried to sell me 30-min VIP. I told her the bachelor in our party was itching for a hot bleach blonde. So if she could help me find one I would like her and her friend to take him to the VIP for 30-min. She said no problem. So off we went around the club "shopping" for a hot bleach blonde. There were many hot ones out there, but I finally found a perfect one. Tall, silky white, curvy blond hair. Very much a 10 in my book. If only I could remember her name. Sadly, by the time we came back to our table, the bachelor already went to the VIP. I had to apologize the bleach blonde, let her go, and buy a lap dance from Bunny for her trouble. She was a bit upset with the whole thing, but still tried to act nice and professional, which is a very admirable thing.
A few minutes and a couple of free shots later (courtesy of the bachelor party next to us. Those guys were seriously drunk the shit out of their asses. But hey, am I complaining about free shots? HELL to the NO) , a
GORGEOUS, SMOKING HOT Brazilian dancer came sit next to me and started talking. I got to say guys, this girl was model material. On a scale from 1 to Giselle, she's somewhere up there. And damn it, I do not remember her name. But you should be able to recognize her instantly when you hear that sexy accent of hers. Perfect body, nice natural Cs. She did, however, constantly tried to sell me the 30-min VIP. Touching was allowed, but moderately. I still don't know why I only bought a lap dance from her and not a VIP. What a mistake I made.
Anyway, after she left, I talked to my friend about how hot that one was, especially with that accent. My friend also just got himself a tight bod Russian chick with a thick accent. Sadly, her face seriously needed a brown paper bag. As we were talking, out of nowhere, a very good looking Mexican dancer popped in and sat right on my lap, and started grinding without a single word. Before I even had a chance to say Hi. Her name was Nani. Fluent English. Flawless body. She had a good looking face. Not bad by any means, just not a model face. Her attitude, however, more than made up for it. We started talking, and before I knew it, she grabbed my hands and put them on her boobs. All the while, grinding on my lap still. With such "friendliness" and "aggressiveness" I was obliged to try her out in the VIP for 3 songs.
The experience in the VIP was off the hook. I asked her to talk dirty to me in Spanish. And she did. Free touching everywhere, including the kitty, a-hole (over panties) , and boobs. Sucking on nipples allowed. Massaging nipples allowed. Every now and then she ran her fingers through my long hair, gripped it tight and pulled it slightly. I returned the favor. She tilted her head back in ecstasy, letting out,"Si, si, si." Then she would get down on her knees and put her mouth close to little johnny, and looked up at me with those sleazy eyes. Such a rush. Such a heavenly experience. Guys, next time you're here. GET HER.
I'm not sure about the prospect of extras since the 3-song VIP booths are quite open and adjacent to others.
Bottom line: Great selection. Great varieties. Just not fully nude. If you're OK with topless only. This place is a must. And last but not least: GET NANI.