Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Bottomdv8]Place up near Wolf Road in Des Plaines, no longer open. Believe it was called Eden or Garden of Eden. Anybody have any 411. Had a one time visit and found a latina that was CFS but didn't mind COB or COF for a pretty low tip. BTW this site is great.[/QUOTE]

[url]www.edenincspa.com[/url]

Last time I was there, they were located on the south side of Oakton between Busse and Elmhurst roads. It's been a while and I don't think they are there anymore. The pics on the website are the same ones that have been up for a long time. You used to be able to get FS with some of the girls once they got to know you, but they weren't cheap. That said, I'd be willing to make a very generous donation to bag the babe sitting on the beach in the pic on their home page. A finer ass I've yet to see.

I believe they used to be in Glenview on W. Lake? I know someone who was arrested there when they got nailed. Stay away.

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]... and Christina was FS. [/QUOTE]

Are you serious? Shit, I thought I was lucky getting her naked on top of the table. She never hinted that more was available. Great body though. She actually went with Tina and did some "work" out of Tina's apartment for awhile. I know she had some immigration issues and was actually married to some guy. Tried her phone number as recently as last November. I even tried contacting her through Tina. No luck there.

I had the same experience from Crista too. She said she would massage me, but I got the impression it was a bait and switch so I passed.

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]There's a real good one in Northbrook that I haven't been to in a while but I always considered it the best. Veronica is in charge and she will also meet customers in a private condo in the gold coast. Kind of pricey but she has a killer little body and she works naked. Up to two HJ for .18. They require a reference so use the name "Shy". That should work. Corner of Waukegan and Lake Cook in an office building. 847-338-3317 or 847-940-8180[/QUOTE]

That is no lie. She has one of the nicest bodies I have had. She is slim, trim and tanned. She keeps her hair trimmed neat. She does have a way of wiggling out of my reach when I go for the goodies though.

Also, she does do outcall.

[QUOTE=Luke Appling].Ah, for the days of Lakeview Holistic, where any number of Eastern European girls were willing to do my bidding (sigh).
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Damn, I miss some of those girls. I was hitting that place about 3 times a week at the peak. She had some nice Europeans there. I wonder where they all went?

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]There's a real good one in Northbrook that I haven't been to in a while but I always considered it the best. Veronica is in charge and she will also meet customers in a private condo in the gold coast. Kind of pricey but she has a killer little body and she works naked. Up to two HJ for .18. They require a reference so use the name "Shy". That should work. Corner of Waukegan and Lake Cook in an office building. 847-338-3317 or 847-940-8180[/QUOTE]

Ditto on Veronica...very hot body, but, like OC says, she always manages to move to the foot of the massage table when you try to cop a feel. My personal fave was Rose. She had more meat on her bones, but it was all in the right places. I also routinely got DATY from her, the farthest I got with anyone from 7th.

Interestingly, the password you gave isn't the one they were using when I was frequenting them. And I'm guessing that after the attention they're going to get after your post, they'll be changing the password again.

Checked out Relax on here and called and made an appt. Got there and right away recognized Jenny from Alice's on wentworth. Paid standard door fee of .55 and got Jenny. Well her name here is Maggy or Micky or something didn't catch it. She didn't recognize me initially but I have several distinguishing tats that she recognized right away. Excellent massage and a hot pack on my back that was great. She did a bit of walking as well. On the flip after massaging everywhere else she asked me "touch" and I agreed. Same technique and hands allowed to roam. I still haven't figured out you guys MO for getting those tops to come up though!

[QUOTE=Orangecrush]Damn, I miss some of those girls. I was hitting that place about 3 times a week at the peak. She had some nice Europeans there. I wonder where they all went?[/QUOTE]I only went there once. I have to admit I was a little uncomfortable sitting in the waiting room with another monger. Living and working in the city, I'm always a little concerned that I'm going to run into someone I know. With my luck, I'd bump into my father-in-law. Anyhow, I had a cute Polish girl who told me she lived up around Belmont and Elston. Being a first timer, she was quite cautious. I tried to put her at ease by gently touching her leg while she massaged me. Just at that moment, the door opened and in walked an Asian woman wearing a lab coat - I believe she owned the place. She proceeded to massage me while the other girl was working the top portion of my body. The Asian brushed the boys a couple of times so I felt pretty good about things. The dual massage continued on for about five minutes and then the Asian woman left the room. At the end of the day, I ended up having to rub one out. I asked for help, but the cutie told me she couldn't. Eventually she rubbed the boys while I choked the chicken, but that wasn't exactly what I had in mind. Perhaps I would have had a better experience if I returned, but I never made it back there.

Come to think of it, I got shut down at the Bakery too. I stopped in one night and the girl looked at me and said "no one available tonight. " Unfortunately I never had a chance to get back there either.

Evidently I missed out on some good times at both places.

I was feeling the need on my way home from work the other day, and stopped in at one of the newer of the places that keep cropping up on Ashland. Their ads on CL looked promising.

I get there, pay $60 for the hour, and am taken to the room by MiMi, a fairly attractive Korean (I assume) who's age, as usual, is in that ambiguous Asian late-20s to late-30s range.

The place is decent, decorated like every other AMP I've ever been to. I swear there must be some AMP Supply Warehouse somewhere in Ohio that ships all this crap all over the country.

After I get ready, she comes back to the room and tells me to lie down. I ask about the table shower they list in the ad, and she informs me it's $65 for the table shower and 45 minute massage. Weird pricing differential, but okay.

The table shower is nice, she pays attention to the right places, and hands me a comfy robe after the dry down.

Back in the room, she gives a decent massage on the back, including some nice teasing, followed by a hot towel. Same on the flip. And then.

Nothing. I imply; she feigns misunderstanding. I gesture; she pretends not to see what I'm pointing at. I ask; she tells me it's massage only. So okay, I get dressed.

On the way out, after helping me on with my clothes, bringing me water, and being generally sweet, she goes out of her way to tell me again that they only offer a massage. She didn't seem offended, but she was matter-of-fact.

So, that's that. Does anyone know if any of the Ashland Ave. Joints pan out? They're awfully convenient for me, but so far I'm 0 for 2.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Living and working in the city, I'm always a little concerned that I'm going to run into someone I know. With my luck, I'd bump into my father-in-law. [/QUOTE]

I'm sure it would be awkward (especially with your father-in-law) but think about it... They're there for the same reason you're there. If he tells on you, you can tell on him.

Best case scenario, you've got a new running partner. Worst case scenario, it's your boss or brother-in-law and they've got as much to lose as you do.

I went at 830 so they were ready to close so I only got a half hour. The girl behind the counter when I went in ended up doing my massage. It was a slow Sunday and I could tell that they hadn't made any money, so they offered me a 4 hand. A few of the other girls were cute, but I passed. The girl was good, not great looking and was pleasant. She didn't speak a whole lot of English, but we got by. She did an ok massage and then it was time for the flip. We agreed on $. 4 and she went at the HJ like she had a train to catch or dinner was burning on the stove. Do these chicks only have one speed?

You must be doing something wrong because Mimi did HJ with almost zero coaxing. Also allowed touching.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]I only went there once. I have to admit I was a little uncomfortable sitting in the waiting room with another monger. Living and working in the city, I'm always a little concerned that I'm going to run into someone I know. With my luck, I'd bump into my father-in-law. ......Just at that moment, the door opened and in walked an Asian woman wearing a lab coat.- I believe she owned the place. She proceeded to massage me while the other girl was working the top portion of my body. The Asian brushed the boys a couple of times so I felt pretty good about things. The dual massage continued on for about five minutes and then the Asian woman left the room. [/QUOTE]

I'm in the same situation, living and working in the city, about 5 blocks from the place.

That was Jessica that walked in. She would vet all the mongers that came in. I got my first massage there from her and must have said/done the right things because her top came up and the rest was history. After that, she said I should just call and use the name "Uncle ______" when I called. Never had another massage from her. Never had less than a topless HJ, usually more, a lot more.

There was a Russian "film student" there, I forgot her name, after she left, Helen (a Polish girl with perfect tits) told me she was doing FS on Eros, but I never saw her picture in an ad. I know one of the phone numbers in my cell phone is hers, but I can't remember which one.

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]There's a real good one in Northbrook that I haven't been to in a while but I always considered it the best. Veronica is in charge and she will also meet customers in a private condo in the gold coast. Kind of pricey but she has a killer little body and she works naked. Up to two HJ for .18. They require a reference so use the name "Shy". That should work. Corner of Waukegan and Lake Cook in an office building. 847-338-3317 or 847-940-8180[/QUOTE]When you refer to "shy" - how are you to bring this name up? Do you call and say, "Shy told me to call you." ? Also, any tips on hinting or asking for the extra services with this place would be appreciated.

Thanks

[QUOTE=RogerC]Best case scenario, you've got a new running partner. Worst case scenario, it's your boss or brother-in-law and they've got as much to lose as you do.[/QUOTE]

To be honest, I sometimes wish I would run into one of my buddies at a spa. That way, we could talk and share info, without fear. Now, I feel I have to hide this part of my life from my friends.

Meeting my boss at a spa: I consider this a best-case scenario! I would never receive a bad review from him. Also, it would give me and the boss something in common, which is never a bad thing.

Meeting the father-in-law in a spa: This is bad, because now he knows I'm cheating on his daughter, but he cannot say or do anything about it. He will just be angry and nasty towards me, but his wife and daughter will not know why. They may ask him, and he would probably say " Oh, he's just not good enough for my little girl, blah, blah..." Not a good situation to be in.

Meeting the brother-in-law in a spa: Really depends on the guy. If it's "Psycho, over-protective BiL" he may tell his sister, even though he might look bad as well. He may even be able to convince his sister not to tell his wife. Now this is the worst-case scenario - divorced (or long-term residence in the doghouse), and the BiL comes out smelling like a rose...

On the other hand, if it's a cool BiL, you might have a new running buddy!