The Prickyard

[QUOTE=Nimda2;3098227]I agree she is no hamburger but that is definitely not even close to being a $$. 5 filet.[/QUOTE]Lately there have been quite a few posts about girls charging to much and having golden pussy syndrome. So let me ask you fine gentleman how much you would charge to suck my dick? My guess is I don't get very many offers, well, maybe from Kyussfan, because he is a little off the wall. So none of us really have the right to complain about what these girls are going to charge.

Some will argue and say that it is different when it is a guy on a guy.

OK. A strange woman calls you up for sex. She is going to want you to eat it like bulldog on a whipped cream pie. After that you have to give her the best fucking of her life. She may be disease free, or not. She may be a cop. She may or may not have washed her ass. She may be a thief, rapist, criminal. SO you probably don't want her in your house, so you rent a room. In order to offset the cost of the room you better do a few chicks a day, don't forget to get viagra to keep it rock hard every time because chicks hate limp dicks like we hate loose puss.

Now tell me how much you are going to charge? Nevermind, no one is paying for dick. Dick has low stock value.

If you don't like the cost, don't buy it.

[QUOTE=Ilapp;3098475]Tried again 2 x at least. She was ungodly hot, and that was without meeting her. I shouldn't use the term pissed, disappointed let's say. Other than today, today I'm pissed. I think she's wrong though, there is I think a great demand for high service girls, and it would not come all from here obviously. As I said earlier, the price here is much less than in the past where I thought of 3 bills as standard for a good one. Judging from City Girls and TC and how full their schedules can be I think the demand is still here, even though Cincy and the Ville think we way over pay, but even some of big markets seem to have depressed rates these days. LOL, I was going to say something here but I think I would be shooting myself in the foot so if I do it will be in a pm. My new motto, "smile more, talk less".[/QUOTE]At the time, NR was in full swing and she was looking that one over too. Keep in mind, she couldn't find a big enough stick to fight them off in Cincy, Dayton or Cbus, anymore than she could in PA. But she was paying attention to the kinds of ads run in Eros, on Indys, and on TER. She said it was pretty clear independent girls traveling here were not reporting good things. Agencies are different as they prebook sometimes a week or more, and often they'll just cancel the tour when prebooks aren't what they're expecting. We've all see that too. But I'm just reporting what she told me in PM's. Anyway, she's a mom and probably married now. She came back for awhile after the baby to even more rave reviews, but she doesn't seem to have been working in several months.

Ahhhh yes. Been gone that long and still on the board. She was something. I would be back in line first for a visit tho.

[QUOTE=Bob0324;3098338]AA that name will live in infamy.[/QUOTE]

Help and answer anyone on here I know is legit, very seldom do I reach out for information, and it pisses me off me when I get cold shouldered, fuck you freaks, don't ask me for shit.

[QUOTE=Bob0324;3099984]Help and answer anyone on here I know is legit, very seldom do I reach out for information, and it pisses me off me when I get cold shouldered, fuck you freaks, don't ask me for shit.[/QUOTE]No clue what happened to you, Bob, but I for one can vouch that you are very helpful to those who reach out for help and info. Appreciate it.

[QUOTE=Inboater01;3099654]Ahhhh yes. Been gone that long and still on the board. She was something. I would be back in line first for a visit tho.[/QUOTE]Got to respect AA. She stacked us like Legos and left with all our extra cash. I would be really surprised to see her come back. Some are so broke they had to get second, third and fourth jobs.

Besides, she's too old now and over the hill. I bet she's in her high 20's by now. Probably all used up and couldn't get us to part with our money anymore. No way she would come back and put me in my place and prove me wrong. I bet her sweet ass she doesn't have the balls to do it! (Think that will work?

[QUOTE=Bob0324;3099984]Help and answer anyone on here I know is legit, very seldom do I reach out for information, and it pisses me off me when I get cold shouldered, fuck you freaks, don't ask me for shit.[/QUOTE]If they made Mother Teresa a saint, surely a title like Arch Bishop of Pussy is in order. I appreciate your efforts!

When you go to heaven, you won't get the frustration of 72 virgins that don't put out like the terrorists get, you'll get 72 hot little spinners that have a bit more experience handling the equipment!

If you text a provider and find out she has left town. Don't say "I'll catch you next time you are town". There is a small chance she might think you are a cop.

[QUOTE=Bob0324;3098338]AA that name will live in infamy.[/QUOTE]She helped Autumnskyy with a photo shoot one day at Autumn's humble abode years ago. You can still find Autumns post about it in this forum. I arrived shortly after the pics were taken and the two of them were sitting there in the midst of girl talk. It is the only time I ever met Abby, no freckles to entice me and by then Autumn and I were a thing. Well the girl talk turned to sex and the two of them were discussing the types of guys they liked and didn't like. They discussed the types of menu items they enjoyed. Then came the shocker that I didn't expect based on all the reviews about AA. She told Autumn that she only has had an orgasm three times in her life except when she was doing it herself. She said she was able to make the kind of money she did because she was the best damn actress in Indy. I almost fell out of my chair. Now I really shouldn't have been surprised, but based on all the stories I heard I thought she was some type of damn nymphomaniac multiple orgasmic woman. Well she wasn't and she sure made it clear to Autumn that the key to success was the more orgasms you have the more money you make.

I guess AA could have played Valerie instead of Belen Fabra in 2008 movie that she starred in. At least they look somewhat similar.

Now that is some funny shit. Well done.

[QUOTE=TR7575;3100085]No clue what happened to you, Bob, but I for one can vouch that you are very helpful to those who reach out for help and info. Appreciate it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TR7575;3100085]No clue what happened to you, Bob, but I for one can vouch that you are very helpful to those who reach out for help and info. Appreciate it.[/QUOTE]Bob helped me out a bit once and I tried to help him out as well. Sorry bob is we've not lived up you your expectations.

Dave.

[QUOTE=DaveRue;3100881]Bob helped me out a bit once and I tried to help him out as well. Sorry bob is we've not lived up you your expectations.

Dave.[/QUOTE]It was really directed at one member, just didn't want to name him.

[QUOTE=Inboater01;3100870]Now that is some funny shit. Well done.[/QUOTE]I guess maybe it was funny, but I did not intend it to be. I don't follow all the palace intrigue on the board so I don't know if it was funny or not. All I know is that Bob has answered some questions for me recently and in the past in good faith and consistent with what I perceive to be the purpose of these forums, which I appreciate, try to emulate, and endeavored to encourage in all my comrades by saying thanks.

No offense intended to anyone. Just clarifying.

I think I will return to neutral Switzerland and stay away from the Prickyard. Looking for tall, buxom Swiss Misses is much more fun and gratifying.

[QUOTE=Untchbl;3098979]Lately there have been quite a few posts about girls charging to much and having golden pussy syndrome. So let me ask you fine gentleman how much you would charge to suck my dick? My guess is I don't get very many offers, well, maybe from Kyussfan, because he is a little off the wall. So none of us really have the right to complain about what these girls are going to charge.[/QUOTE]A man can build a thousand bridges, and he's still just a man. But he sucks ONE dick and he's a cocksucker the rest of his life.

Hell kiddo, if you're the strapping young man Kitkat leads me to believe, I'd pay YOU to suck that dick. Well, maybe not suck on it, but I'd definitely hold it in my mouth until someone who would came along.

I used to fantasize about having the maid from the Brady Bunch down in my parents basement, fully restrained with metal gear I had stolen from a logging truck. I would position a peanut butter and miracle whip sandwich I had assembled onto her semi nude buttocks. I would then smear the sandwich all over my face, as I sang out the lyrics to the song "Down in the hole" by a famous musical band, until I was overwhelmed by the smell of my own intestinal gas and passed out. Sadly, I was never able to act out my dreams, as both Ann Davis and Layne Staley have both passed, so I wrote a school essay about it instead titled; " Alice in chains " although my teacher wasn't sure exactly what I was talking about.

On a brighter note, I did find a good use for the mayonnaise. Back when we still had porn theatres, I would warm up the mayo, and store it in a squeeze bottle I kept hidden in my purse. I would dress up like Tina Turner and sit a few rows back from some unsuspecting male. At just the right moment, I'd fire the mayonnaise at the back of his head, and he'd think he'd been struck with a hot load of hair gel. Needless to say, he never found it as amusing as I did. I was in the clear however, as no one would have thought it came from what appeared to be a woman.

Well, I'm not too sure where you'd think I'm off the wall, as I just consider myself someone who likes good clean fun. Toodles!

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;3100975]A man can build a thousand bridges, and he's still just a man. But he sucks ONE dick and he's a cocksucker the rest of his life.

Hell kiddo, if you're the strapping young man Kitkat leads me to believe, I'd pay YOU to suck that dick. Well, maybe not suck on it, but I'd definitely hold it in my mouth until someone who would came along.

I used to fantasize about having the maid from the Brady Bunch down in my parents basement, fully restrained with metal gear I had stolen from a logging truck. I would position a peanut butter and miracle whip sandwich I had assembled onto her semi nude buttocks. I would then smear the sandwich all over my face, as I sang out the lyrics to the song "Down in the hole" by a famous musical band, until I was overwhelmed by the smell of my own intestinal gas and passed out. Sadly, I was never able to act out my dreams, as both Ann Davis and Layne Staley have both passed, so I wrote a school essay about it instead titled; " Alice in chains " although my teacher wasn't sure exactly what I was talking about.

On a brighter note, I did find a good use for the mayonnaise. Back when we still had porn theatres, I would warm up the mayo, and store it in a squeeze bottle I kept hidden in my purse. I would dress up like Tina Turner and sit a few rows back from some unsuspecting male. At just the right moment, I'd fire the mayonnaise at the back of his head, and he'd think he'd been struck with a hot load of hair gel. Needless to say, he never found it as amusing as I did. I was in the clear however, as no one would have thought it came from what appeared to be a woman.

Well, I'm not too sure where you'd think I'm off the wall, as I just consider myself someone who likes good clean fun. Toodles![/QUOTE]Does anyone have any idea what can be said about this? I'm truly speechless and that is rare.