Here's a song for those that are new to the game
Cash On Delivery by Spinal Tap
Well, you got the eyes, you got the lips.
With your long blonde hair and your wild young hips;.
You look like a million, including tips.
Well, I'm a busy man, baby, can't you see?
And I got no time for coquettery.
But I'm willing and able to pay the fee if it's.
Cash On Delivery.
Make it cash on delivery if you're going to do business with me.
Let's keep it strictly COD.
Well I love you, baby, but why take a chance?
I don't want to be a victim of circumstance.
So don't be looking for no big advance, it's.
Cash On Delivery.
Now, you got the style and you got the look.
And you got a big hole in your pocketbook.
And you got to buy groceries before you can cook.
Cash On Delivery.
So make it cash on delivery, that's the way it should be.
Let's make it cash on delivery.
If you want to close a deal with me.
Let's keep it strictly COD.
So if you want a man that's good and true.
Who's going to love you no matter what you do.
I'd look somewhere else if I were you.
Cash On Delivery.
But when the deed is done and the lights are low.
You can count your gold in the afterglow;.
Love's like money, got to spend it slow.
Cash On Delivery.
Make it cash on delivery, I know nothing is free.
Just make it cash on delivery if you want to do business with me.
Let's keep it strictly COD.
Just make it cash on delivery for me.