King Massage-should be named Pauper Massage
TL; DR: Don't go to King Massage.
I have business which frequently takes me by this area. So, curiosity got the best of me. I know it has bad reviews here. But, it hasn't been reviewed very much, and it hasn't been reviewed recently. So, I thought I'd satisfy my curiosity and check it out.
I went on Friday night. The Masseuse called herself Christina I think, but it may not matter because she's probably the only one who works there. She's attractive enough for a middle aged Asian woman. Her boobs looked great in the dress she was wearing and she spoke good English for an AMP worker. I opted for the half hour.
I got a half assed massage which involved backwalking. I haven't had my back walked on for a while. I hate it. All it does to me is make it difficult for me to breathe. Then, she told me to turn over.
She offered me FS. I told her yes. She wanted me to throw out the first number, saying "You're the boss. ". So, I told her $1. She said no. She said $2. I told he no way. So, we agreed on $1. 4. She puts a cover on me, pretending not to hear me when I say I didn't want the cover for the 69. I lived with it. She gets on top. After maybe 20 seconds, the doorbell rings. I've had girls leave the room to answer the door, but never while I was actually inside of them. This is crossing a line. This should never happen. So, while she was keeping me waiting for the guy who ended up not staying anyway, I took my cover off and hid it, hoping she would not notice and just hop back on. Well, she did notice. She asked me what happened to the condom. I told her I didn't know. She then finished me off with a sort-of BBBJCIM which involved a lot of hand action. After she had my load, she acted like she just injested toxic waste or something.
While I did come, I didn't have a good time. I don't feel like I got my money's worth, and I won't be back. There's many better options out there.
Asian Rejuvination 5440 Broadway
Did anyone visit here recently? I had a great legitimate massage from Helen, a pretty 40-ish Chinese lady who spoke English reasonably well. She got near the cookie jar when I was face down and once again on the flip. I had my tent pole up and waiting for more signals but none came from her. Should I try again. There are 3 ladies there. Female clientele also which make me think they totally legit.
Divine Touch is no longer.
Divine Touch at 3040 E Ft Lowell is gone. Now it is Jade Garden.
I was cruising Yelp and came across the listing, checked Google Maps, then Google. Their website looked promising so I TOFTT.
I made a good decision. Looking at the building, there are several very bright lights and plenty of parking. There were two providers, although I saw only Lucy. Maybe 5'4", 30's, slender and quite attractive and pleasant. She provided an awesome massage and HE. My preference. I'm sure there's a full menu.
I'll return.