And don't forget about the glitter.
[QUOTE=Parkway91;6767649]Man, I remember the days of trying to go to strip clubs when I was married. I only did it if my wife was out of the state. Even then she would call me every 2 hrs and often do Facetime. I had to make sure I washed the clothes before she got home also you have to watch out for those long hairs that get on your clothes. Women are forensic detectives when it comes to that stuff. My ex will come over to my house every so often and she went to the bathroom and asked me "whose long black hair is this?" LOL. She also has long black hair but she knows how to detect if it's not her hair.[/QUOTE]Can never get all that crap off, and another dead giveaway.