Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Tebow22;2619340]According to his previous posts, he had a bad experience there.[/QUOTE]Thats right Tebow. And I haven't looked back frm then.

I hate to be a jerk, and I certainly appreciate your comprehensive list of every massage place NOT to go, but man, read the forum. I came here 2 years back, spent about 90 minutes reading old posts, and have yet to strike out. If you spent as much time going back in time here and reading all the posts and you did posting about your "misses" I would venture a guess you would have had some luck by now.

Hats off to you for your continued efforts, but RTFF and save yourself some dough.

[QUOTE=Jaxnewbie1;2618521]Jst back frm a AMP. Writing this out of sheer frustration. I'm fairly new to chicago. So dnt hav much intel. Kept trying randomly of CL. Every AMP is the same. Yet to come across a younger one, who provide the wht I / we want. Its always 40+(age) or even more.

Had been to "Red Coral " off Roselle, my first time there. The one tht took me in, told her name was "Wendy" not sure if I got it right. Difficult to understand the language. May be around 28-30 not sure. Fully clothed. Jean and tee's tucked in.

Went in with high expectations. Opted for the hour with TS. I was heatrbroken the moment she draped me in TS too. I jst couldn't take it.

I was hoping for sme action during the massage. Disastrous, no teasing, she hardly went close, didn't even bother to touch / cross upper thigh. On the flip, draped again, but took it off and she asked "why you don't cover" said I dnt like to.

Again, not even close. It was jst legit massage and I had too much expectations may be. She put the cream on my palm and placed my hand over it. I said I dnt want to do it. Asked. Wnt you do. She said. NO (no upselling though) . Still not able to come out it.

Damage was 70 $. Massage was may be 7 ish.

Can sme one recommend smeplace right now. I want to vent my frustration.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HomeSlice;2620092]I hate to be a jerk, and I certainly appreciate your comprehensive list of every massage place NOT to go, but man, read the forum. I came here 2 years back, spent about 90 minutes reading old posts, and have yet to strike out. If you spent as much time going back in time here and reading all the posts and you did posting about your "misses" I would venture a guess you would have had some luck by now.

Hats off to you for your continued efforts, but RTFF and save yourself some dough.[/QUOTE]I agree. I haven't struck out in over a year but I think that was attributed to my more honed skills now. A little wiser and a lot bolder. Or perhaps the signs are on the wall immediately when I walk in and turn around and walk out if I think nothing is going to happen.

I have had 5 or 7 massages at this place. Yes the pics are fake, yes she is older (mid 40's) but a great massage for 65.00 and then takes care of business. She has the greatest nipples too. She very much enjoys having them sucked on. 40. Tip.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-tailored-2-ur-needs-w-peters0n-or-n-elst0n-ave-chicago-e1burn-west/24179267[/URL]

[QUOTE=Gitty;2614144]Visited BD today during the evening. Door fee was. 65. I scored a cute girl who was 36. Didn't get a name. The massage was great. She even scratched my scalp which I enjoyed. She left the room and said the massage was done. She walked in on me while I was still changing and I asked for extras. She told me to keep it down and charged $. 6 for a standard finish. I was allowed to roam up top. The finish was not mechanical and she was really into into it. I would probably repeat.[/QUOTE]Gitty: What are you doing? Standard finish is 40, take it or leave it. All you have to do is get off the table and reach for your pants. Nothing to it. She'll cave in a nanosecond. 40 is generous. 60 is foolish. Stick to the union scale and everyone is happy. We can renegotiate, if necessary, when inflation rises above 0 Percent. In the mean time, get with the program.

I'll tell you a story. I got into a cab. The driver said he was Palestinian. We talked. Just before he dropped me off he told me the truth. Everyone knows the Israelis are smarter than we are. Why can't they find a solution? (I gave him a $10 tip on a $5 fare, first fare of the day. Why not?

You know what? Everyone knows the Chinese are smarter than we are. Why are you letting them jerk you around. No pun intended.

Wake up America. You are not as dumb as the Chinese think you are.

My last post was to Gitty. This one is to everyone.

If any of you guys fall for that CFNM scenario, you are nothing but a submissive in a well establish BDSM scenario. If she demands 60 for 20 worth of service, it is even worse. 40 is more than enough for standard finish. Anything more is perverse, degrading, and a sexual aberration.

From what I read here, some of you guys are being outsmarted. I tell you this. You are not so stupid. She is not so smart. Otherwise neither of you would be there in the first place.

40 for basic service is more than enough.

However, we should have no problem with 60,80, or even 100. You want 60, Baby? Okay! Take it all off. I'll even go 80, or 100. Higher stakes though.

There was never a reason to go from 20 to 40 for basic service, but now it is well established. Fine. Before we raise our rates again though, there should be a reason, and IMHO, that would be nothing other than higher inflation. We have to be fair and compassionate, and they have to accept that we are not imbeciles who can be easily manipulated.

Just stand up and pull up your pants, men. Women love that that kind of thing. They will be more content when they are not grubbing like panhandlers. We'll feel better too. There should be no negotiation at all, other than for level of service. We know the rates, and so do they.

Anyone who breaks a union contract is a nothing but a pussy. Get with it, guys. This is not rocket science, but it is a matter of self-respect. And respect for the women who take care of us. They demean themselves with their petty negotiations.

I don't know about you, but I want to be with a woman I respect, even if it is only for an hour. I have enormous regard for Chinese women--it's a long way to America--or any woman who finds her way into our country. I want to treat her well, whoever she is. And that is why I wrote this. Women are more comfortable in their place, and so are we. Let's all take our places, and start to dance.

[QUOTE=UBeMyFriend99;2620222]I agree. I haven't struck out in over a year but I think that was attributed to my more honed skills now. A little wiser and a lot bolder. Or perhaps the signs are on the wall immediately when I walk in and turn around and walk out if I think nothing is going to happen.[/QUOTE]Thank You at HomeSlice and at UBeMyfriend. . I'm still a kiddo in this hobby. Yes. Will go through the pages and hit the right ones. Will get back soon.

[QUOTE=Lookingforfwb;2620608]I have had 5 or 7 massages at this place. Yes the pics are fake, yes she is older (mid 40's) but a great massage for 65.00 and then takes care of business. She has the greatest nipples too. She very much enjoys having them sucked on. 40. Tip.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-tailored-2-ur-needs-w-peters0n-or-n-elst0n-ave-chicago-e1burn-west/24179267[/URL][/QUOTE]You sure it wasn't 6? LOL.

Are you talking about Elston or Peterson location.

I found the Peterson location is great for a prostrate massage.

Anyone want to exchange good prostrate providers please pm.

This is a request for the long time members. Does anyone know where Cici from the place on 26th went after Seven Stars on Belmont closed? I would love to reconnect. Also, does anyone know where May from the old relax on Archer ended up? She was at Relax about 10 years ago and I found her again at a Chicago Ave place about 5 years ago. Is she still working close by? Please PM info.

[QUOTE=Paleface;2620857]Gitty: What are you doing? Standard finish is 40, take it or leave it. All you have to do is get off the table and reach for your pants. Nothing to it. She'll cave in a nanosecond. 40 is generous. 60 is foolish. Stick to the union scale and everyone is happy. We can renegotiate, if necessary, when inflation rises above 0 Percent. In the mean time, get with the program.

I'll tell you a story. I got into a cab. The driver said he was Palestinian. We talked. Just before he dropped me off he told me the truth. Everyone knows the Israelis are smarter than we are. Why can't they find a solution? (I gave him a $10 tip on a $5 fare, first fare of the day. Why not?

You know what? Everyone knows the Chinese are smarter than we are. Why are you letting them jerk you around. No pun intended.

Wake up America. You are not as dumb as the Chinese think you are.[/QUOTE]You're right. I wasn't thinking because I was in the moment. I'll definitely do this next time.

[QUOTE=NorthsideTod2;2621610]Are you talking about Elston or Peterson location.

I found the Peterson location is great for a prostrate massage.

Anyone want to exchange good prostrate providers please pm.[/QUOTE]Thought that one was closed, 5969 or whatever.

[QUOTE=NorthsideTod2;2621610]Are you talking about Elston or Peterson location.

I found the Peterson location is great for a prostrate massage.

Anyone want to exchange good prostrate providers please pm.[/QUOTE]Prostate is a gland found in males, but prostrate, with an are, means to lie face down. I am assuming you are referring to something other than lying face down for a massage.

Visited here three times a few months ago. First two times had the older lady who was friendlier but cautious.

Third time had younger girl who was disinterested. I guess YMMV. Not sure if they are even open still.

[QUOTE=AlBundy78;2622021]This is a request for the long time members. Does anyone know where Cici from the place on 26th went after Seven Stars on Belmont closed? I would love to reconnect. Also, does anyone know where May from the old relax on Archer ended up? She was at Relax about 10 years ago and I found her again at a Chicago Ave place about 5 years ago. Is she still working close by? Please PM info.[/QUOTE]May is at a place on Milwaukee. Right around Belmont.