Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=H Mobius]What's happening to our AMPs? Rat-dogs, women working in sex houses thinking sex is not their job, lecturing mongers for having big dongs, festering nan.

No leav out da Butt Worms!!:mad:

[QUOTE=Mello D]Hey mongers. It has been a while since my last confession cuz
I've been good. I swear! Something came over me and I was pulled into Asia Spa on Kalakaua/Fern. A very bad idea! I saw some old hoe but her fake fun bags hypnotized me. Don't make the same mistake. The massage was bad and then it went down hill from there. Her nanny smells like a restaurant dumpster in downtown. NASTY! She started complaining and playing all the games. She is a total ROB! I will never go there again. And I promise to read the reviews here first next time cuz I saw others that had bad experience there. Sorry I was so mad when I left I forgot her name.[/QUOTE]Thats another place that is heavily posting ads with map. Didja go daytime or night? I was wondering if mebe the not so old ones show up later at night instead.

[QUOTE=Samgyupsahl]LOL! I'm LOL-ing at your up-front and frank comment on the roaming dog. I'll be honest and say that it's a cute dog. But having dog running around in an AMP is a big no-no for me, because like you've said, it makes the place seem unsanitary.

Anyhow, I talked to some friends, and they say that the young Korean MS is probably the daughter of the real MS. She really is a biatch with a terrible attitude problem.

I will also look out for Gucci "if" I decide to go back to RM. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

I never saw the goddam dog , and don't know which mamma is which at RM. But ms takes me in the room (this was a few weeks ago already) and grabs my arm "Ooo you muscles!" Grabs my crotch, then leaves, then when I'm undressing she sticks her head back in the door and asks me a question, and for the life of me I cannot understand the rest; too thick of a Korean accent that's why. So I'm saying,"What?" And she asks her question again , and I'm still like "what?!", then she starts mimicking me, through her nose, "What? What?", So Gucci shows up and I ask her what the ms asked me, and Gucci says ms was asking me if I wanted "two for one", but Gucci made a point of saying ms was just joking. Anyways, the entire exchange left me mystified. Like, was she really kidding or maybe kidding but serious about the offer? And how come it's her with the serious accent language problem, but I end up looking like the idiot because I can't sort out her pothole garbled English?

[QUOTE=Cosmic Kid]I never saw the goddam dog , and don't know which mamma is which at RM. But ms takes me in the room (this was a few weeks ago already) and grabs my arm "Ooo you muscles!" Grabs my crotch, then leaves, then when I'm undressing she sticks her head back in the door and asks me a question, and for the life of me I cannot understand the rest; too thick of a Korean accent that's why. So I'm saying,"What?" And she asks her question again , and I'm still like "what?!", then she starts mimicking me, through her nose, "What? What?", So Gucci shows up and I ask her what the ms asked me, and Gucci says ms was asking me if I wanted "two for one", but Gucci made a point of saying ms was just joking. Anyways, the entire exchange left me mystified. Like, was she really kidding or maybe kidding but serious about the offer? And how come it's her with the serious accent language problem, but I end up looking like the idiot because I can't sort out her pothole garbled English?[/QUOTE]

You crack me up, sorry man! "The goddam dog" you sound exactly like my late father!

Wish I was there for the What-what?

Thanks for the Mauna Akua laughs M9, laughter is the best medicine after that session with the psycho Ivy. And yeah I seen what some bg's drive, frick. Sorry about omitting the buttworms, Ducky!

Hello Mongers,

I'm new to the forum and have been reading the threads since February. and I'd like to thank all who have put their input as it has helped me a lot. I'm still trying to figure out how to post correctly.

After reading Samgyupsahl's report on Rose Marie Ward, I felt that I needed to add to his report. I went there last night after I read his report about a Thai girl trying to pass herself off as Filipino. Last Pinay I had was several years ago at Imperials and I rarely get those types, which I like.

I've never had any problems at Rose Marie's with the young MS. In fact, last year I went there three times and ask for my money back because I didn't like the selection and she gave it back to me and told me come back when I'm ready. Last night was a different story. She was amped, rude, very irritable and very sarcastic. Kept telling me to make up my mind. It appeared like she was on something and wasn't sleeping.

I give her $.5 and ask for Aimee. Aimee walks in, tells me to wait and after about five minutes she comes back. Very pleasant and ask how I know her and I tell her a friend told me. Ask if I'm LE and I immediately pull her top and panties off and touch her puss. Starts gigglin, joking, and talks loudly. Very petite. Probably 4'10" and 90 lbs. Says she's been all over and spent nine years in DC. Likes it here. I feel I picked a "winner."

I start with DATY and it goes downhill from there. Starts to control and tells me her rules. Rimmed her some and she got up and told me, "No do that. I can't do this," but lays back down. Gives CBJ which I might say was good as she allows close to DT. I go to mish and tries LFK to DFK and pushes me off and says," No kissing and watch your beard." Is very irritable, shakes her head and say that she can't do this but lays back down. Go to K9 back to mish and I'm pounding her and she pushes me off and says that I came. I'm still rock hard. For some reason she says that this isn't right and it's over. I wanted it to be over, as I'm getting irritable myself and hopes that she walks out so I can give her only $.1. She tells me that she's getting another condom, comes back and she does RCG. Can't pop so we go into 69 and she's talking at the same time and she sounds irked so she gives HJ and I force myself to pop. End with TS. Will NOT repeat and probably won't go back for awhile.

Total: $.5 + $1.5
L6 for face/L8.5 for body as what I like/A6/S7
Hope I did this right

Checked out GQ looking for Naomi. Rose says she left for the mainland and won't be back. WTF another one gone. Perhaps one day she will re-appear. Let me know if that happens.

Anyway, Rose sensed my dissapointment and quickly said we have a new girl. "first time working. " Had a glimpse of her as I walked in so TOFTT. In walks Katie, cute 5'1" 28yo somewhat of a spinner with thicker legs, small B's and a little pooch. Asked for a TS but she refused (playing it safe). Small talk regarding occupation, etc feeling me out for LE.

After she felt comfortable, started some BLS and shaftlicking for a short while. Slipped on the hat for CBJ tried for 69 but she moved out of range, CG, RCG then mish. Nice very wet kitty was the highlight.

After the deed did a surprisingly good TS. All in all an average experience. Perhaps would loosen up on a second visit?

On the way out saw Yumi & Mina (former Nirvana girls). Yumi still looks good. Should have done her again instead. Was also introduced to a hot looking K girl named Sarah (has a bad review on the other board). Rose was very accomodating as usual but not much else happening there.

Guys,

See pic. I was searching EROS and my heart stopped beating as I thought it was her! Damn. Asian Natalie is her name.

This one resembles her, doesn't it?

All the other pics do not.

[QUOTE=Akubone]Guys,

See pic. I was searching EROS and my heart stopped beating as I thought it was her! Damn. Asian Natalie is her name.

This one resembles her, doesn't it?

All the other pics do not.[/QUOTE]looks like her, but didn't she have a tat on her backside?

Decided to check this place out just to see who is there and how the lineup looks. There were 2 white chicks there and several other asian girls inside. The infamous Million is there right now. She was looking good. My goodness!

[QUOTE=Kekehawaii]looks like her, but didn't she have a tat on her backside?[/QUOTE]It is not her for sure but that one pic looks like her.

[QUOTE=Akubone]Guys,

See pic. I was searching EROS and my heart stopped beating as I thought it was her! Damn. Asian Natalie is her name.

This one resembles her, doesn't it?

All the other pics do not.[/QUOTE]
I don't think she looks like penny at all. When I used to see her, she was real fit and trim. face looks a little different too and I don't think she would post a pic of herself anyway, especially her face. still this chica looks pretty tasty.

CosmicKid,

I am talking about the young MS who is in her late 20s to 30s. I know for sure she isn't the real MS because when I went to RM a couple of years ago, there was this typical 50-60-ish MS who greeted me and led me to the room. She was MUCH FRIENDLIER than the b-tchy girl who greeted me last week. The young MS was also there at that time the older MS was there. But since last year and recently, the young MS has been the person in charge of RM.

If she continues to be in charge of collecting the house fees, I won't venture back to RM. The pet dog is cute, but letting it roam around the front entrance area makes the place look unsanitary. JMHO.

[QUOTE=Cosmic Kid]I never saw the goddam dog , and don't know which mamma is which at RM. But ms takes me in the room (this was a few weeks ago already) and grabs my arm "Ooo you muscles!" Grabs my crotch, then leaves, then when I'm undressing she sticks her head back in the door and asks me a question, and for the life of me I cannot understand the rest; too thick of a Korean accent that's why. So I'm saying,"What?" And she asks her question again , and I'm still like "what?!", then she starts mimicking me, through her nose, "What? What?", So Gucci shows up ...[/QUOTE]

Ducky,

I don't know the name of the MS who was b-tchy on Tues. But I'm assuming when you say "Candy", you're talking about that young MS in her 30s.

Either that, the older MS, whom I think is the real owner of RM, shows up only during the night hours. For the last two visits to RM, I've only been there during the early to late afternoon hours because I have things to do at night, and sometimes work at night. Hence I've only seen the young grumpy MS who opens the door and led me to my room.

And she serviced you? Eh, I think I would have passed on her if she came into my room. LOL. I only would have her service me if I went to RM on a Halloween night for a spook-tacular treat.

[QUOTE=Ducky007]Do you think mamasan Candy has a daughter and is working there? Wow Candy lives in the f'en place and has for years. Do you think the daughter has been raised there? If you've woken Candy up before noon because the sing says open 24 hours, and had her come to the door with no makeup on and delt with her you know where the beithch comes from! All that being said I do like Candy only because many years ago had the best sess. Ever with her, when she came in I almost sent her away, so skinny and flat but went for it anyway, she was drunk and so was I and we had a blast![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=King Cobrack]Hello Mongers,

I'm new to the forum and have been reading the threads since February. and I'd like to thank all who have put their input as it has helped me a lot. I'm still trying to figure out how to post correctly.

After reading Samgyupsahl's report on Rose Marie Ward, I felt that I needed to add to his report. [/quote]

^^ Cobrack, check your PM.

[QUOTE=Kekehawaii]looks like her, but didn't she have a tat on her backside?[/QUOTE]

Yeah she did. This girl is too local-looking, not as fit, and Purple has bigger boobs.