Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=H Mobius]What's happening to our AMPs? Rat-dogs, women working in sex houses thinking sex is not their job, lecturing mongers for having big dongs, festering nan.[/quote]Egos are getting out of hand thats whats happening. I notice ever since the change with Korean visas, AMP have been slowly been going down. Perhaps they are getting too comfortable in America.

Yeah, the little dog can be an irritant but the real problem is Candy's drinking. Too bad, she was a good provider and RM has seen better days.

[QUOTE=Candy Addict]It's pretty simple. A couple of years ago, they passed a law (or might be a city ordinance, can't recall) making giving a TS illegal. If LE goes in undercover and receives a TS, then he can bust the girl without breaking the law. No negotiations necessary. In the room, on the other hand, they have to go through the song and dance of negotiating a sex act for money. The cop can't make an offer, he has to get the girl to make it. More work. Also a better chance for the girl to figure out she's being set up. Not every undercover visit to an AMP results in a bust. If the girl figures out what's going on, she just insists "Oh! We no do dat here!" and the cop leaves, empty-handed and frustrated.[/QUOTE]

The violations that LE usually looks for at AMPS are in the Hawaii Revised Statutes. (State Laws)
HRS 439-2: Beauty Culture/Cosmetology License required.
HRS 452-2: Massage License required.
HRS 712-1200: Prostitution.

[QUOTE=Mello D]Hey mongers. It has been a while since my last confession cuz
I've been good. I swear! Something came over me and I was pulled into Asia Spa on Kalakaua/Fern. A very bad idea! I saw some old hoe but her fake fun bags hypnotized me. Don't make the same mistake. The massage was bad and then it went down hill from there. Her nanny smells like a restaurant dumpster in downtown. NASTY! She started complaining and playing all the games. She is a total ROB! I will never go there again. And I promise to read the reviews here first next time cuz I saw others that had bad experience there. Sorry I was so mad when I left I forgot her name.[/QUOTE]Was her name Bebe? Talk with a fake high-pitched kiddie voice? If so I had her the one and only time I went there. I like how the entrance is not facing the street, But the inside is a dump. I went there before I found out about this site. Damn waste huh?

LOL! I'm LOL-ing at your up-front and frank comment on the roaming dog. I'll be honest and say that it's a cute dog. But having dog running around in an AMP is a big no-no for me, because like you've said, it makes the place seem unsanitary.

Anyhow, I talked to some friends, and they say that the young Korean MS is probably the daughter of the real MS. She really is a biatch with a terrible attitude problem.

I will also look out for Gucci "if" I decide to go back to RM. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Tsunami69]The MS you speak of is annoying but hey, I am not going there to see her. She is a serious drunk, so that may be the reason for the moodiness and attitude. If you go back, I suggest asking for Gucci. You can search the thread for reports on her, but long story short, she is great.

Oh, and I hate that stupid little dog also. I wish it would just die already. MS, since I know you read this, or at least some of your girls do (thanks in part to a fellow monger breaking the 1st rule of "Fight Club") Getting rid of the rat-dog will increase business. Having it run around freely like that makes your place smell and seem unsanitary.[/QUOTE]

I probably did under-tip that chick. But I will be seeing her again in a month.

But I will also look for the other chick Tsunami recommended as well.

I have been to RM plenty of times since two years ago. It's just that I was living on the mainland and visited RM whenever I came back to Hawaii to visit my folks.

Anyhow, I'm glad to have moved back. I can now have more good fun.


[QUOTE=Strong Mojo]I think that you undertipped her. $.1 is not reasonable as she did (eventually) give you the TS, and BJ and Mish with pop. Some places don't give you a TS if you haven't been to them before, or haven't been there in a while, and they're unfamiliar with you. JMHO.

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[QUOTE=Tailfin58]Pearl City Relaxation has always sucked as far as I can tell, and not in the way you would like. Unattractive girls with shitty attitudes that upsell and demand cash upfront. I tried it a few times, as it was convenient, but always walked out of there feeling like a chump. Avoid![/QUOTE]
I know what you mean. I stopped going to that place 6-7 years ago after a crappy experience.

I learned a few things about women and sex over the years.

For most women, when you go deep and hit their cervix, they find it uncomfortable or even extremely painful. I think that is why they maneouver you to a position where you don't get so much penetration. A few women do get extreme pleasure from it.

Women have differrent vaginal canal lengths. 5" is too much for some while others can take 8" or more.

Most of the nerves are in the first 2" of the vagina, so it really does not matter to most how large the penis is. I think many of the providers prefer smaller sizes.

If you are large in diameter, you have to start slowly and let it streach before pounding her hard, especially in the entrance.

The physical size of the woman has nothing to do with the ability to take a large size. I had a provider named Sonny at HT1 who was quite large but could not take me for more than a few minutes. Ended with BBBBJ instead. On the other hand, Tiny at Nirvana has no problems with me.

Monica, in my experience has a problem with going to deep and also with large diameter. After about 3 sessions with her, I could tell she had enough of me. She told me in her sweet and polite style "you have the nicest we-we I have ever seen, but you are way too big for me". As I finished my shower, I still had a fairly good hard on, so Monica drags me around to show me to the other ladies there, I guess hoping someone would take me on. She is so funny.

I tried Coco next and she also has a problem with going too deep. She also has a problem with rock hard dicks. To her it is like someone pounding her with a broomstick. I don't get as hard anymore so I conform to her vagina, I just cannot go too deep.

Jenny, on the other hand can take anything.

Guess what I'm trying to say is that you have to work with these women and take it easy at first. Let them streach out a little. Don't go in there pounding real hard at first or you will just piss them off.

[QUOTE=Jizz Oahu]Dudes I'm new on the forum but not around the block. I believe in startin with the worst. The absolute not 'Kris' and 24hrs since I saw her an I feels like going back. Little cute petite thing comes to greet me and I'm speechless because of the garbage I just read on her. The place, very clean and tastefully sweet. She loosened me up started w/feet and ended in alite touch massage. I shot off before being told to turn over. Dudes sorry she brought up the Mrchang quote not me brahdahs. She said three possiblities of who would try to harm her biz #1 Fred Furaoda land lord of her old shop whom assulted her, mark of sako electric due to his cronic yeast infections she no longer will service or the possibility of a very 'J' female named stephanie. 'Mrchang" a client that passed recently would be turning in his grave she said "useing his name in a forum was in bad taste along with the award winning tale" Kris is fine and I will see again all that was bad is good. Lordy, lordy.

Next. The pinworm girl. Where do I find thee.

Any 411 boyz[/QUOTE]What is not "Kris"

[QUOTE=Hypo Luxa]Here's the scoops with Coco at CHM.

After that she says, "Next time you come one time!" She also said that I go too deep, etc. She lectures me that AMP girls aren't there for sex, only to work, and that bigger ones can only go in half-way. I called bullsh!t on her and told her many times, in CHM even, that I've pounded like a jackhammer to the pleasure of many women there and that she was mistaken in her philosophy on the subject. Anyway, it was a cold session and certainly not repeatable.

Next time will see Monica, and try out Rose's DTBBBJ at Sandy's!

Damage .5/1.5[/QUOTE]"AMP girls aren't there for sex", too bad. Customers ARE there for sex! We're the one paying.

Is Lia still at RM?

[QUOTE=H Mobius]What's happening to our AMPs? Rat-dogs, women working in sex houses thinking sex is not their job, lecturing mongers for having big dongs, festering nan.

I've done M9's Hula Hoop style only because I've lost my boner thanks to a cranky girl, and left unhappy like CA's cop example so I know how that feels.[/QUOTE]I like that, AMP "Rat Dogs"

Yeah, that not their job, get the most kala$$$ for the least amount of work, and yeah, look at what they drive. Pisses me off, I know the braddahz here work hard for their kala$$$, and as a responsible consumer(haha) wants the most for their hard earn doollersz(movie pun).

The hula hoop is a 50/50 thing, danm if you do damn if you don't, anything fo get the nani vibrating

Mauna Akua, the monster dong, you so biggee. You know, from past exp., the easy pound can be had in the provider/AMP, or you can work your game & hope one of the J-Girls tourist likee you and she give u(&sometimes her friend joins in) the ride of your YouPorn life, well at least for their 5day stay, haha

Trust your spider senses, hard to think with the big head when the small head like dominate.

Oh wea oh wea are you jenn/skye, stupid me, change cell phones, missplace her digitz, I still kicking my kulu

Rememberin The 9th degree/Master sensei "Kapalua".

[QUOTE=Hypo Luxa]Ah, forgot that one. She said that ten times too! This was what that one superb! Tch Ivy/Anna from Nirvana/Ichiban lectured me on. That I had a reputation in the AMPs for being a difficult customer because I fuck too strong and either take too long to come (when properly prepped), or want to pop multiple times. She's one girl I'd love to find again, only to see her, and slap her!

I can tell you I have never had ONE former GF or civilian girl complain. Because that's how you fuck! We're not too big or not too strong. They just want to complain and ask for more money. Basically, if they can stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Just to reiterate, I am all for respecting these women and the service they provide. But if they are going to collect 1. 5, STFU or go work as a hostess.[/QUOTE]Braddah HL, I hear you, been there, as I said, use to piss the Fk out of me.

I think I had that rep2, BUT, also bein cool & a damn good tippa(& I know who was spreadn that one) in case they reading("ch" & "j"). You know who you are SOS HL, I only had on ex GF complain only her friend to come back and tell me that I was still her best PoiPounahz(she married now), & of course went to town on her screamin friend, they worst then guys. When they want the kitty purring they go a searchin.

You know, local style is all about respect & being cool, BUT, as HL said, go work on kapiolani blvd. & see if you can make the $$$ night in and night out competing against 4-10 other hostesses.

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Do you think mamasan Candy has a daughter and is working there? Wow Candy lives in the f'en place and has for years. Do you think the daughter has been raised there? If you've woken Candy up before noon because the sing says open 24 hours, and had her come to the door with no makeup on and delt with her you know where the beithch comes from! All that being said I do like Candy only because many years ago had the best sess. Ever with her, when she came in I almost sent her away, so skinny and flat but went for it anyway, she was drunk and so was I and we had a blast!

[QUOTE=Samgyupsahl]LOL! I'm LOL-ing at your up-front and frank comment on the roaming dog. I'll be honest and say that it's a cute dog. But having dog running around in an AMP is a big no-no for me, because like you've said, it makes the place seem unsanitary.

Anyhow, I talked to some friends, and they say that the young Korean MS is probably the daughter of the real MS. She really is a biatch with a terrible attitude problem.

I will also look out for Gucci "if" I decide to go back to RM. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nomad03]Was her name Bebe? Talk with a fake high-pitched kiddie voice? If so I had her the one and only time I went there. I like how the entrance is not facing the street, But the inside is a dump. I went there before I found out about this site. Damn waste huh?[/QUOTE]

No kiddie voice, that doesn't sound like the same one. Did her hole smell like hell too?

It is interesting that all the reports I have seen from there are bad and they are all different girls. ASIA SPA needs to be avoided.