Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Cosmic Kid]I don't really understand what it is about the TS that they feel like they need to see if they trust you before they do it though... Doesn't make logical sense to me. They will, first time visit, immediately go in the room and have intimate sex with you; but not immediately give you a TS??[/QUOTE]

It's pretty simple. A couple of years ago, they passed a law (or might be a city ordinance, can't recall) making giving a TS illegal. If LE goes in undercover and receives a TS, then he can bust the girl without breaking the law. No negotiations necessary. In the room, on the other hand, they have to go through the song and dance of negotiating a sex act for money. The cop can't make an offer, he has to get the girl to make it. More work. Also a better chance for the girl to figure out she's being set up. Not every undercover visit to an AMP results in a bust. If the girl figures out what's going on, she just insists "Oh! We no do dat here!" and the cop leaves, empty-handed and frustrated.

Here's the scoops with Coco at CHM.

Went in on Sunday at 3am. An unidentified mama let me in... should have been first clue that I was entering the twilight zone! Anyway, I asked for Coco. After she cleans herself up, she comes in. I'm lying naked on the bed, so she just strips and gets on top of me. We do some DFK--serious face sucking! Then, she goes down for the BBBJ. I ask her first if I can come twice... once in the mouth and once in the vag. She says OK if I come quick for the BBBJ, but I have to pull out during BBFS.

The BBBJ was OK. Kind of unremarkable. I had to get her in 69 to really get to a place where I could come. Finally after about 5 minutes, I come.

She spits in a towel and told me I took too long! WTF? 5 minutes is short in my book! Anyway, she goes and rinses her mouth and comes back. I'm still hard as I was pretty horny! She goes right in for the BBBJ again. This time was different. She was bringin' her "A" game. It wasn't the best I've had, but I'd have to give it 9.5! Anyway, she went on for 10 or more minutes. She's moaning and stuff. I think it was real, who knows?

I finally had to ask her for the FS. So, she immediately says, "You too big. You go in half-way!" Aaaaaargh! So we do CG, and mish with her cockblocking techniques with her legs. I ask her for Doggie, and she said absolutely not! Finally, after several minutes in mish, she starts to allow me in deep and I pound her. I'm about 99% sure she came. She had no previous attempts to play horny with me during foreplay, so I think it was real. Finally, I pulled out and came on her belly.

After that she says, "Next time you come one time!" She also said that I go too deep, etc. She lectures me that AMP girls aren't there for sex, only to work, and that bigger ones can only go in half-way. I called bullsh!t on her and told her many times, in CHM even, that I've pounded like a jackhammer to the pleasure of many women there and that she was mistaken in her philosophy on the subject. Anyway, it was a cold session and certainly not repeatable.

Next time will see Monica, and try out Rose's DTBBBJ at Sandy's!

Damage .5/1.5

[QUOTE=Candy Addict]It's pretty simple. A couple of years ago, they passed a law (or might be a city ordinance, can't recall) making giving a TS illegal. If LE goes in undercover and receives a TS, then he can bust the girl without breaking the law. No negotiations necessary. In the room, on the other hand, they have to go through the song and dance of negotiating a sex act for money. The cop can't make an offer, he has to get the girl to make it. More work. Also a better chance for the girl to figure out she's being set up. Not every undercover visit to an AMP results in a bust. If the girl figures out what's going on, she just insists "Oh! We no do dat here!" and the cop leaves, empty-handed and frustrated.[/QUOTE]So that's the reason some amps do the TS after the deed! That's guarans no bust!

"I finally had to ask her for the FS. So, she immediately says, "You too big. You go in half-way!" Aaaaaargh! So we do CG, and mish with her cockblocking techniques with her legs.

Ain't it a bummer having a big cock, I get this with about 50% of the providers.

Love to know who loves big ones.

Hey, I haven't been to Best Thai lately. Who are the main providers there these days?

[QUOTE=Jus Crusin]"I finally had to ask her for the FS. So, she immediately says, "You too big. You go in half-way!" Aaaaaargh! So we do CG, and mish with her cockblocking techniques with her legs.

Ain't it a bummer having a big cock, I get this with about 50% of the providers.

Love to know who loves big ones.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't have that problem:confused: more offten there telling me deeper-deeper, But I gonna guess that Gigi at Lotus is gonna have a deep fuc%en c<3t being she is almost 7 feet tall! I do know I never found the bottom of the mouth! And if nothing else see what she can do with the BBBJCIM with your big meat puppet

Good luck

[QUOTE=Candy Addict]It's pretty simple. A couple of years ago, they passed a law (or might be a city ordinance, can't recall) making giving a TS illegal. If LE goes in undercover and receives a TS, then he can bust the girl without breaking the law. No negotiations necessary. In the room, on the other hand, they have to go through the song and dance of negotiating a sex act for money. The cop can't make an offer, he has to get the girl to make it. More work. Also a better chance for the girl to figure out she's being set up. Not every undercover visit to an AMP results in a bust. If the girl figures out what's going on, she just insists "Oh! We no do dat here!" and the cop leaves, empty-handed and frustrated.[/QUOTE]OK the scoop on the TS is they have to have a beauticians license to give a TS and none of them have a beauticians license !!! So thats what I've been told.

Yes you are right you are there for relaxation only that means you talked to the girl only no massage they need a license for that no TS they need beautician license for that so when you are asked by LE what you were doing you were talking only. And I always walk out when asked for money up front and tell the mamasan homie don't play that way:D I do however let the mamasan know the AMPS I have been to and drop the names of the mamasans I know so hopefuly she can tell the girl she sends in?

[QUOTE=Donho]Apparently giving a table shower is illegal. It is something LE can arrest them for.

This was told to me by a provider.

Let me see if I can remember what I was told. Can't call it a "massage" unless they have a license for that.

Never negotiate up front (ask for certain service in exchange for $) That is solicitation.

What a messed up society we have. As George Carlin said, "Of all the things you can do to a person, giving someone an orgasm is hardly the worst thing in the world. In the Army they give you medal for spraying napalm on people. Civilian life, you go to jail for giving someone an orgasm."

Be nice, have fun, tip well.

Don Ho[/QUOTE]

Yes I'm sure Candy reads this post and I have seen the way Candy plays with the rat dog on the floor as I waited for Nadia the door was open a bit and I could watch in the mirror and I could see that the rat dog is the love of her life and see her walking rat dog downstairs near to the gambling room. I don't think that rat dog is going anywhere: madh and my guess would be it's the cleanest one in there!

[quote]Oh, and I hate that stupid little dog also. I wish it would just die already. MS, since I know you read this, or at least some of your girls do (thanks in part to a fellow monger breaking the 1st rule of "Fight Club") Getting rid of the rat-dog will increase business. Having it run around freely like that makes your place smell and seem unsanitary.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Eric Shin]Hey, I haven't been to Best Thai lately. Who are the main providers there these days?[/QUOTE]My last visit was with Ta, the Manager. Prior two visits were with Nat. I overheard Ta mention Pinky whom I have not met. As mentioned in other posts, Lucy is no longer there.

[QUOTE=Jus Crusin]"I finally had to ask her for the FS. So, she immediately says, "You too big. You go in half-way!" Aaaaaargh! So we do CG, and mish with her cockblocking techniques with her legs.

Ain't it a bummer having a big cock, I get this with about 50% of the providers.

Love to know who loves big ones.[/QUOTE]
If she would've said this before the deed, I probably would've bailed... but by this point she had already made me O with BBBJTCCIM. I figured, in for a penny in for a pound.

[QUOTE=just Crusin]"I finally had to ask her for the FS. So, she immediately says, "You too big. You go in half-way! " Aaaaaargh! So we do CG, and mish with her cockblocking techniques with her legs.

Ain't it a bummer having a big cock, I get this with about 50% of the providers.

Love to know who loves big ones.[/QUOTE]That BS use to piss the hell out of me, U2Big, Ugo only half, sore, you too strong. WTF

Always can tell when they making their legs tight, thighs no can even see light, nutz.,

What2do, sometimes I go slow, work the hula hoop style, till they pound you back. YMMV, well, only some do, some don't

Only ones I know that can handle was.

My ATF, GMILF Ang

Jenny(tengoku) Skye. Or where art thou

Grace

Hana(IchiB). Well she neva monku w/me YMMV

Leilani(Volcano)

Lia(RM. DT. Maui)

DJae. Again, YMMV, if you can get one appt.

Jayeda. She in school now. Retired

Mia amor. MILF

These wonderful ladies, neva give me any pilikia

The rest. Just remember what you drive.

K

Hey mongers. It has been a while since my last confession cuz
I've been good. I swear! Something came over me and I was pulled into Asia Spa on Kalakaua/Fern. A very bad idea! I saw some old hoe but her fake fun bags hypnotized me. Don't make the same mistake. The massage was bad and then it went down hill from there. Her nanny smells like a restaurant dumpster in downtown. NASTY! She started complaining and playing all the games. She is a total ROB! I will never go there again. And I promise to read the reviews here first next time cuz I saw others that had bad experience there. Sorry I was so mad when I left I forgot her name.

What's happening to our AMPs? Rat-dogs, women working in sex houses thinking sex is not their job, lecturing mongers for having big dongs, festering nan.

I've done M9's Hula Hoop style only because I've lost my boner thanks to a cranky girl, and left unhappy like CA's cop example so I know how that feels.

[QUOTE=Makana9]That BS use to piss the hell out of me... you too strong. WTF[/QUOTE]
Ah, forgot that one... she said that ten times too! This was what that one superb!tch Ivy/Anna from Nirvana/Ichiban lectured me on... that I had a reputation in the AMPs for being a difficult customer because I fuck too strong and either take too long to come (when properly prepped), or want to pop multiple times. She's one girl I'd love to find again, only to see her, and slap her!

I can tell you I have never had ONE former GF or civilian girl complain... because that's how you fuck! We're not too big or not too strong... they just want to complain and ask for more money. Basically, if they can stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Just to reiterate, I am all for respecting these women and the service they provide... but if they are going to collect 1.5, STFU or go work as a hostess.