Hurricane Jayne. Made her cum but didn't return the favor.
It's been over a month since I treated myself and my regulars were busy or past their service hours so I decided to try something new.
I've seen Hurricane Jayne's ads for a couple years and decided to finally try out what all the reviews were about going in with 100% confidence. Big mistake! Communication was good, no more than 5 minutes between responses, set for 4:30 and she agreed, by 4 pm just as I left to go to her at her Incall off 192 in Kissimmee, she texts me telling me she "forgot" and had a regular of hers at 4:30 already. How can you forget something like this? Double booking almost. No big deal she wanted to hang out at 5 but by the time I left to get there on time the traffic was real bad. She didn't mind if I was late which was cool of her and through out all of this she was polite and kind which I appreciate in a provider. Of course I always am just because.
Got there and gave me the room number and I went in, her and her buddy Mya normally stay together or do doubles, I have seen Mya before so I wasn't expecting a lot but better hopefully (check my previous positive review on Mya) because of all her reviews and reputation. When I arrived what started as a dream became an unfortunate session I now regret. Luckily I only did a half and not full.
In my nightmare after I entered the door we undressed, got comfy and chit chatted like nice strangers. We started with her BBBJ which was okay and steady but as I was rubbing her back which I normally do, I noticed she had some rough, sandpaper like skin only on her back shoulders and upper back that actually turned me off so I stopped touching. The head was decent, she spit (how I like it) and got me just hard enough so take her doggystyle. No ass to grab onto but whatever I'm going to try my best to edge myself and switch to missionary. Mish was okay, I prefer to see her from the front rather than from the back, those titties are nice and within moments she began to moan and tense up.
We switched to headache relief again and she said she doesn't do that after FS! WTF! Okay. But I think my manners and patience helped because she did start a BBBJ again BUT after 10 seconds she would stop and do a HJ and without any intent to continue I tried nearing Jr. To her mouth and she would pull away, so I started jacking myself to prevent myself from going soft and she just watched me, then finally started sucking again. I figured I'd rub her meat curtains (she literally has them) and get her off so she would finish me off, she definitely enjoyed herself and said she was going to squirt (which she never did) and shivered while I assume cumming, then when it was my turn of course she did the same shit and stopped after 10 seconds / HJ / stare at me please myself, etc. By this point I'm pissed and had ten minutes left as she warns me that it's almost time. I wanted to say something but I ain't going to start shit with someone cause who knows how stupid they can get. I assume I might not be her type or something personal like that but if you say in your ad that men love you and offer what you say you do then don't half ass it, I should have only given her half of her HHR.
In closing I felt like I was used and didn't get a good experience but a clock watching, unmotivated, uninterested session, next time I rather wait till my regulars are available. Overall she was polite and that's why I didn't want to be rudely honest with her as I was getting dressed. I was hoping she'd be a cock hungry, chunky **** in my dream but NOPE, Thumbs down!
Milo does not approve!
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-Milo.
Headhunter. Danger - scam, threatening harm
Took a trip to the Quality Inn down on Landstreet today to visit CertifiedHeadhunter - [URL]https://orlando.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/certifiedheadhunter/956433035434[/URL].
Also goes by Kitty Katt!
It was a seedy little place and a lot worse than most of the places I've been to. The little rat had an attitude from the beginning and I really should have walked away but little head was talking. We settled on HHR for 1. 2 (yeah. Stupid me gave her the roses up front) and then she started walking around the room, cleaning, looking at her phone, then left the room. Came back and I said why don't you just give me my money back. She said she didn't have it and the people she gave it to would come and kick my ass or worse if I didn't get out of there. That shut up the little head and I figure 1. 2 roses wasn't worth my life.
I found out after the fact that this is the bottom of the barrel, just about the level of the walkers and not a place to go for dreams, only nightmares. Looks like the place is up for auction so maybe the new owners will do something with it. I suppose I lucked out to get away unhurt as there were a couple thug types that tried to chat me up on the way. Out. I just kept walking forward with a purpose, got to my car and found a regular. No more street trash for this monger. Be safe all.
Don't ya just hate it when-
I hate putting an entry here. This evening I had a date with a regular. Suddenly family shows up that was supposed to have come earlier. Couldn't anticipate and use the telephone? Well no name here, that's half a point till I hear different. So I go through all my numbers, and get a ping back from Katie the Librarian in Sanford. She says SEXY LIBRARIAN, but I disagree, here's what happened. At 7:30 she says available at 9 pm, I say OK. I text her at 2 min. To 9 that I'm in parking lot. She says a few minutes. 12 minutes later, I say I'm uncomfortable sitting here (like a sitting duck). She says 3 minutes left on the laundry, then she'll run back to the room. Do you see were this is going? I said, "Let me watch the spin cycle with you!" After a half hour, I said, I'm leaving, then asked, any comments, anything. " Nothing. Her rate was 1. 5 for full service. Guess what? Hell will freeze over before she gets that much from me nor any of the mongers who respect my reviews. Unreliable and don't recommend Katie unsexy Librarian. YD.
Red Autumn has always been ghetto trash
[QUOTE=Grapp150;5662408]20th street. Not a good place at all. I bailed out fast.
GRAPP.[/QUOTE]And will always be ghetto trash. She loves getting gang banged by black dope boys.
Asks for cash app upfront
I see her pictures all over the place when I travel. Decided to throw a line out to her to see what I get.
First she wanted "gas money" for outcall. When I said ok, I will come to you. Then she wanted payment upfront as a booking fee.
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GRAPP.
Waste of time / cat on dean / curryford
Late report on this one. Made contact with this one over a week ago and we agreed on things for a headache relief session. Tells me to give her 20 minutes and then head over. Get there right when she told me to and then proceeds to tell me her roommate was almost home and couldn't see me.
Apologized and acknowledged that she should have told me. Don't really understand all that, so she goes on my don't waste my time list!
Stay safe and have fun!
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