Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

Newbie with one post raving about Young Paige (who has not had any reviews yet) :

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3978-Escort-Reviews&p=1836286&viewfull=1#post1836286[/url]

To me this is likely Young Paige herself (or more likely her handler / online 'manager') trying to drum up business.

As for my vote whether or not Admin2's poster is a provider or monger, I'm now on the fence and leaning toward benefit of the doubt. It sounds like it could be one of us. Just sayin.

The Mongernator.

[QUOTE=Admin2; 1836366][blue]I took this review down because I thought it was soooo obviously written by a chick and not a guy. The OP may not, I repeat NOT reply. Only members with 25 posts or more may reply.

What say you guys? Was it written by a monger or provider?

A2.

The 25 posts or more threshold isn't because the new guys suck but because I don't want the person I suspect of writing the review to register 30 new accounts so she can have a say.

To the lady in question, you may not write about this here. If the majority of guys say they think it was a monger writing, I'll post it under my user name including your name with an apology. [/blue][/QUOTE]

DATY- that is something that's not a good idea with the revolving penis fortress in this profession. Lick a breast or tummy, kiss a cheek or inside of a leg, most likely you're tasting more than just the lucky lady you're with. No, they don't take showers after each moment. Hang around with them long enough, different ones and you'll see. Alcohol rub is the guaranteed 'partial' clean unless you think all cumshots land in one place.

Here's a trick that keeps you safe. Any of the ladies I've enjoyed will figure me out quickly with this one: Warming oil and saran wrap. Take the oil and apply to the inside of the legs, above the pelvic bone halfway to the belly button, down around the ass cheeks. Give it a few minutes for the product to activate, tear off a sheet of that clear wrap around a 12" by 12" sheet. Everywhere that sheet covers, you have oil applied. Take the sheet and place on the woman centered where the fun happens. Take your finger, any finger and as far as you think your tongue can go inside, that's how far you go with the wrap. She'll feel everything just the same as the real thing, impossible to tell that plastic separates contact.

Once you've accomplished that depth, take clean hands and conform that wrap to the areas you put the warming oil. Push into every crease of the legs so it can not pull off during the fun. Wait about 4-5 minutes, she cannot feel or tell that plastic covering is over her lower region and you can perform oral on her without the danger. Nibbling on the clit, tonguing the vagina is all possible. Playful biting as well as long as you don't cut through the wrap. This provides a safe experience for both you and your lady for the time between the legs.

A simple cut in the corner of your mouth, an infected hair follicle or anything can lead to some serious SERIOUS problems. Just think of the number of soldiers that visit that tent in a month. 6 months, a year. And you want to make one happy so you don't pay as much the-next-time? Just buying comps, that's all.

[QUOTE=NKY747; 1836522]DATY- that is something that's not a good idea with the revolving penis fortress in this profession. Lick a breast or tummy, kiss a cheek or inside of a leg, most likely you're tasting more than just the lucky lady you're with. No, they don't take showers after each moment. Hang around with them long enough, different ones and you'll see. Alcohol rub is the guaranteed 'partial' clean unless you think all cumshots land in one place.

Here's a trick that keeps you safe. Any of the ladies I've enjoyed will figure me out quickly with this one: Warming oil and saran wrap. Take the oil and apply to the inside of the legs, above the pelvic bone halfway to the belly button, down around the ass cheeks. Give it a few minutes for the product to activate, tear off a sheet of that clear wrap around a 12" by 12" sheet. Everywhere that sheet covers, you have oil applied. Take the sheet and place on the woman centered where the fun happens. Take your finger, any finger and as far as you think your tongue can go inside, that's how far you go with the wrap. She'll feel everything just the same as the real thing, impossible to tell that plastic separates contact.

Once you've accomplished that depth, take clean hands and conform that wrap to the areas you put the warming oil. Push into every crease of the legs so it can not pull off during the fun. Wait about 4-5 minutes, she cannot feel or tell that plastic covering is over her lower region and you can perform oral on her without the danger. Nibbling on the clit, tonguing the vagina is all possible. Playful biting as well as long as you don't cut through the wrap. This provides a safe experience for both you and your lady for the time between the legs.

A simple cut in the corner of your mouth, an infected hair follicle or anything can lead to some serious SERIOUS problems. Just think of the number of soldiers that visit that tent in a month. 6 months, a year. And you want to make one happy so you don't pay as much the-next-time? Just buying comps, that's all.[/QUOTE]I am kinda new to the hobby but you have suggested something that would take away the fun of DATY for me. If a girl isn't "fresh" to your liking, ask her to shower. Take one with her as I'm sure they question our hygiene from time to time as well. I have seen a limited number of girls and don't plan on seeing them all. I am selective as to where I put my face and my pecker. Not every girl gets the same treatment. I have not been with nor would I engage unprotected sex with a provider. But MANY of them offer BBBJ / cim. Do you advocate the use of a condom for that pleasure as well? Do you kiss the girls? Personally, DATY is my favorite part of the act. I love the wetness she provides. I would bathe in the stuff. There is risk in every aspect of this hobby but what you suggest is easily handled by soap & water. It's your cash. Spend it any way you'd like, as will I.

It's an oddly worded post for sure. But like Mongernator, I wouldn't rule out the possibility that it was written by a hobbyist. I'd be inclined to let it stand based on the information that I can see. But Admin2's wisdom in these matters is well beyond mine. And Admin2 has the advantage of knowing who provider X is, and what her writing style is like.

I lean towards provider, but am on the fence as well. Definitely an odd report. I think I can guess the provider pretty easily.

This is all well and good for you, but that removes a large part of the pleasure of performing DATY for some of us (or maybe just me). I love the taste and feel of a woman on my face, but obviously not the guy before me. So I insist on a shower first. I make it known before I come over. Maybe some guys like the thought of something being there earlier and don't insist on a shower, to each his own, I won't judge them.

I also don't visit a provider if I have a cut in / on my mouth, an ingrown chin hair, cut on my hands or face etc. As that is an unacceptable risk to me. But I also have enough antibiotics on hand to handle the common STD's. I figure when the SHTF, prostitution will still be a lucrative business and I'll have something to barter with.

-BB69.

[QUOTE=NKY747; 1836522].

Once you've accomplished that depth, take clean hands and conform that wrap to the areas you put the warming oil. Push into every crease of the legs so it can not pull off during the fun. Wait about 4-5 minutes, she cannot feel or tell that plastic covering is over her lower region and you can perform oral on her without the danger. Nibbling on the clit, tonguing the vagina is all possible. Playful biting as well as long as you don't cut through the wrap. This provides a safe experience for both you and your lady for the time between the legs.[/QUOTE]

Provider or handler-sounds too much like a sales pitch to me and not how a monger would report.

B

[QUOTE=Buster6914; 1836681]Provider or handler-sounds too much like a sales pitch to me and not how a monger would report.

B[/QUOTE][blue]Winner, winner, chicken dinner. My thoughts exactly, plus the provider sent me 6 PM's between 0500 and 0700 for a total of 8 PM's in a 24 hour period saying she didn't do it and demanding I put the review back. Since you guys are running 50/50 on it, here it is, but A2 remains unconvinced "methinks the lady doth protest too much." I'm not apologizing, I think she wrote it or dictated it to some guy.

A2[/blue]

[quote]OK. Sure. What she said. Anyway. In my dream, I had an opportunity to meet Blake and can report the following. There was no problem arranging a meeting with her. It was at a median priced overnight accommodations establishment. Crap. Now she's got me doing it. I found Blake to be charming and accommodating. She's attractive and was well prepared for our meeting. If you've met providers who open the door in sweatpants and a t-shirt. This is NOT Blake. She was wearing very nice black lace lingerie and looked like she could slip on a little black dress and hit the town. We opted to stay in for the evening. She is very fit and toned. Tiny, but responsive ta-tas. She's a good kisser. Tends to be vocal. And all around "erotic sweetheart". It's been a little while (a few weeks) since I've seen her. Shame on me for not writing some sort of review earlier. She never looked at her phone, watched the clock, or pulled out her thesaurus once while I was there. Not sure what's up with her recent ad, perhaps it in response to some of the criticism I've seen floating around. She seemed intelligent and well spoken to me. It was a nice dream.[/quote]

Even an amateur linguist can see the forced writing style in the both the ads and the review. For one thing there is often a shift from the first person to the third person perspective (a very common practice by NBA players and other celebrities that think they are elevating their intelligence when really they are making fools of themselves. The prose is forced, and appears to be set through the Thesaurus spin cycle with little or no though to the actual vernacular of the audience. That leaves only a few possibilities:

1) The provider is really abusing her thesaurus.

2) The provider is having some third party compose for her-I hope she isn't paying that person of giving discounts, because the writing may many syllables, but are being used incorrectly on a regular basis.

3) It is being dictated by the provider, but there is so much build-up of earwax, he or she is hearing one thing and typing another.

The proof is in the pudding:

[QUOTE]She arrogantly wishes to inform you that she launched her pursuit in the year 1999 as a Striptease Artist here in the Greater Cincinnati, Northern Kentucky area, including, Abroad. Throughout my calling I escalated abundantly with knowledge as an Erotic Sweetheart. In the midst of my journey I also acquired two degree's within two university's.

This Blue-Blooded Ribbon radiantly stands 5'5 and weighs 124 pounds. Although I have a "Spinner" physique, my figure is voluptuous, and toned. These magnificent.

Legs are endless furthermore full of finesse and flexibility. She will captivate you with her skillfulness beyond expectations!

She is a prime choice with a natural talent to accomodate any occasion you desire. Let my qualification's exceed your expectation's making your anticipation worth the wait!

Organize a time with me both day and night. My availability is impressionable and hassle free.
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[QUOTE]Rainy Rendezvous?

There's no better way to spend a rainy Saturday night than a rendezvous with me between the sheet's. She will be anxious to check-in for In-call at 5:30 pm and play with you until 3 am. I favor to sophisticated and admiring Men that crave to indulge as well as escape into heated passion! This Fox is a must see, modeling another "just-out" piece from her one and only, Victoria Secret! Everything goes except these outrageously intoxicating Heels! Establish a time to see Me and I put on ice, Blake will leave you breathless and hungry for more. My In call location is 15 minutes South of Downtown Cincinnati in Northern Kentucky.

What are you waiting for? Call me

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[QUOTE]Your price tag for Monday is 75 hh & 100 h! She is accommodating a guarded and conservative encounter approximately 11 minutes from Downtown, in Northern Kentucky. This Fox is a must see in her just-out Victoria Secret piece, completing with her dazzling heels! No hassle, no appointment needed. Furthermore, any detail's needed among these feel free to call meatany time or via PM. If I miss your call I will respond a. S. A. P, however, if I'm unable to re-connect within 15 minute's of your call, please call back.

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[QUOTE]First and foremost, She will strictly be accomadating out-call from Friday till Monday. Fundamentally because the heat is turned.

Up all throughout the Greater Cincinnati and Northern Kentucky area due to the festivities.

It is my pleasure to inform you that my special allowances will apply for out-call until further notice

As for Thursday, I am integrating both In-call and Out-calls. My quotations for Tantalizing Thursday are as follows;

Hh. 80.

H. 100.

2H. 180.

Out-call is achievable only with advance organized appointments in addition to confirmations.

My catalog consists of: F. S, D. A. T. Y, F. K, G. F. E, B. Be. Be. J, S. T, S. Be. T. Be, (Not fluent in Greek)

This dazzling trophy has achieved her journey of experience as a Striptease Artist together with an Erotic Sweetheart!

I have an adoration for her as well as she has an adoration for her profession withal.

Shapely standing 5'5 and weighing 120 pounds at the age of 34, this fascinating fox will finesse her luxuriant legs and figure above and beyond your expectations.

She aims for privacy and respect including both parties. There is no push nor cell phone interruptions for the duration of our time together.

Tailor a rendezvous with her, My opportunity today is 10 am and wrapping up around 4 am However, my ending time is subject to change depending on how active my night is.

My In-call location is Greater Cincinnati / Northern Kentucky. Approximately 15 minutes maximum from Downtown.

Awaiting and prepared for your call xoxoxoxo[/QUOTE]

I vote for provider or proxy.

[QUOTE=Admin2; 1836752][blue]Winner, winner, chicken dinner. My thoughts exactly, plus the provider sent me 6 PM's between 0500 and 0700 for a total of 8 PM's in a 24 hour period saying she didn't do it and demanding I put the review back. Since you guys are running 50/50 on it, here it is, but A2 remains unconvinced "methinks the lady doth protest too much." I'm not apologizing, I think she wrote it or dictated it to some guy.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I just read all this hype and couldn't believe it I have spoken to blake on several occasions and she seems to be a nice lady but after the whole blake the flake review then this fantastic review I don't blame yall for being skep now I'm not saying its true maybe it is a true review just like my mom says the past always catches up to you and her rep on here has not been a good one as of yet from my observation just give her a chance guys she may be exactly what was written but based on our talks she seems sweet classy and could be a very fun person hell I even offered to team up with her but to no avail I'd rather work alone anyways plus she's a newbie on here so give her a chance to prove herself she may surprise you.

[QUOTE=SilkyWetness;1837323]I just read all this hype and couldn't believe it I have spoken to blake on several occasions and she seems to be a nice lady but after the whole blake the flake review then this fantastic review I don't blame yall for being skep now I'm not saying its true maybe it is a true review just like my mom says the past always catches up to you and her rep on here has not been a good one as of yet from my observation just give her a chance guys she may be exactly what was written but based on our talks she seems sweet classy and could be a very fun person hell I even offered to team up with her but to no avail I'd rather work alone anyways plus she's a newbie on here so give her a chance to prove herself she may suprise you[/QUOTE][blue]I would like to make something clear. My intent in posting this here shouldn't be seen as an endorsement or warning not to see Blake if you're so inclined. I cannot speak to her level of service.

I was addressing the topic of self reviews and nothing more. Both personally and professionally I think she's got a rocking bod and if I was present in the Queen City in body as well as spirit I might call her to check it out.

A2[/blue]

Well crap, looks like I may have to volunteer to try her out. She definitely looks like my type of gal from her pics. Now a duo with her and Silk may be more than I could handle at my age. The things I do for people!

-BB69.

[QUOTE=Admin2; 1837495][blue]I would like to make something clear. My intent in posting this here shouldn't be seen as an endorsement or warning not to see Blake if you're so inclined. I cannot speak to her level of service.

I was addressing the topic of self reviews and nothing more. Both personally and professionally I think she's got a rocking bod and if I was present in the Queen City in body as well as spirit I might call her to check it out.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PhatDaty;1836809]Even an amateur linguist can see the forced writing style in the both the ads and the review. For one thing there is often a shift from the first person to the third person perspective (a very common practice by NBA players and other celebrities that think they are elevating their intelligence when really they are making fools of themselves. The prose is forced, and appears to be set through the Thesaurus spin cycle with little or no though to the actual vernacular of the audience.[/QUOTE]From the beginning I have questioned whether English is her native tongue. The prose is much like English translations we sometimes find on products from China. I suppose all that really matters is if she can lure one into her lair, the tongue she uses is talented.