Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Ilapp]I started to put this in the thread dedicated to a couple of specific clubs and some others of there ilk, which I would normally toss this visit into, but it deserves better. I decided to stand-up a couple of buddies and a polekat that had pissed me off at a more mainstream club, and I had to be downtown on business anyway, had been planning a slummin trip soon also, so why not hit Patty's, the beer has always been very cold there. And it was. But who would have guessed, best time I have had in a strip club in quite a while. Eight girls, four nothing to write home about, one I have seen in different places over the years, but all very friendly, drinking but not drunk, and pleasant. But the other four, mmmm. Two 20 year olds, and yes I am planning on being there for their 21st B-day party. One little Baby, not little at all. Not big in the bad way, tall, great legs, nice rack, gorgeous face, really a sweet girl, I just didn't get a chance to spend any quality time with her because of the other three. Sometimes you go looking for a diamond in the rough, and you find a Pearl. This one happens to be a 20 YO college student, not long removed from being a cheerleader at a large suburban high school, working for her fourth day as a dancer. She is smart, funny, a great conversationalist(get your mind out of the gutter, the kind that uses words) a very good dancer, and a tiny little body to die for. Small with great shape, if you need large breasts you won't find her as attractive as I did, she has the most perfect and sensuous little buds, you might think she is 12 instead of 20, but great waist legs and ass, and cute as hell. Her innate athletic ability makes her a natural on the pole, again out of the gutter, the brass kind, and for less than a week, will be exceptional on it and in spite of the youthful exuberance and innocence she radiates, she gives one of the most sensual and "productive" table dances around( yes now it's time to hit the gutter), again, a natural ability that will be worth seeing when developed. I wished I had the time to have a private dance with her, but it was the last two that kept me going there. This little gem will have to wait for another day. The other two are older, but only because 20 is so young, 23 is not going to qualify as old. They have both been dancing only 4 or 5 months. One is off the charts dirty hot, one of the best girls on a pole for being self taught and no one to learn from, pretty,good company, killer body, incredible tip dance off the side of the stage, and one of the best private dances had in a while, almost as good as the last girl. This one instead of athletic is a quiet kind of soft and sensual. Cute, sweet, nice to spend time with, but maybe not the kind that most will go for. However, if you can recognize the underlying heat which is given hint to by the sensuality given off, seen in one of the sexiest and hottest stage tip dances ever, I swear I got so excited watching her the first time give one to some bum at the stage that the girl that just got off stage that stopped by for a dollar dance must have thought she did a great job because I was so fricking worked up watching my little friend that I was completely out the bottom of my rather long shorts. Her private dances were sensual and exceptional. And I plan on many more.
It might seem strange to dedicate so much report on a dive that is off the beaten path, one that I have had great times and bad times in. Hit a number of home runs in that joint over the years, but this time didn't even try and work any carryout or any full meal deals. I needed a good time, and on a whim, I, and thanks to my good friend who stopped by for moral support just in case it wasn't doing me any good, had the best time in a "club" that I have had in a while. Some cute, fun girls, and pretty damn hot, but every one in there was nice and pleasant and the beer was cold. They deserved every word of it, it was the first time in a long time I enjoyed the conversations so much, there was zero drama, except for the fact that the girls hate that the clientele tends to have poor hygiene as a rule, and I left feeling that every penny was more than well spent. Even the old coot of a night doorman was funny and a cool guy. I was warned that after 9 the clientele gets different, and at least the cute ones I had fun with are gone by then. Nothing new about that there, been that way as long as I can remember, it just what it changes to every few years is different.[/QUOTE]Never heard of patty's but after reading this review, I think I will go acquaint myself.

Well done and much thanks!

[QUOTE=Nostra3]Hey everyone. Long time lurker, few time poster. Glad to see the mess in the Escort reports is cleaned up!

The cat is away for another couple of weeks and I'm just seeing if anyone has any interest in going out to a club in the next week. Last time I went out with justguessing and we had a pretty good time. He knows all the best ladies and is an impressive database of strip club history. I also got shitfaced in PTs and met someone quite accidentally (along with the now infamous instigator of all that escort report drama) as well. Sorry to whoever that was. I was indeed shitfaced as tends to happen when SO is away.

I usually get good mileage at PTs but I'm down for whatever.

PM is good.

Nos[/QUOTE]

A thought for you, since you have been to Gold and PT's last time seems about right for a BBF visit hard to go wrong there. I'm betting some of this group would be up for a post work BBF drop by or whatever hours you want to try.

Just got home from BBF lot of new hot ones, couple try-outs.

Lena was up to form tonight.

Yummy

Jeez Mr. Ilapp, it would have been great to have been invited to your private party but I guess I don't deserve your company anymore. Being the lowlife, polekat loving person I am doesn't put me on your level anymore. If you ever decide to include me in your adventures there, let me know, I work sorta kinda close to there. It really wouldn't be a problem to see what you talking about. Maybe I can steer you clear of any potential future problems. BTW, at BBF tonight , Lena was looking good, I may have to go back and partake again. I had to behave myself since I was w/ the "new" one. I may be headed down the dusty trail again on this one..........

[QUOTE=Ilapp]I started to put this in the thread dedicated to a couple of specific clubs and some others of there ilk, which I would normally toss this visit into, but it deserves better. I decided to stand-up a couple of buddies and a polekat that had pissed me off at a more mainstream club, and I had to be downtown on business anyway, had been planning a slummin trip soon also, so why not hit Patty's, the beer has always been very cold there. And it was. But who would have guessed, best time I have had in a strip club in quite a while. Eight girls, four nothing to write home about, one I have seen in different places over the years, but all very friendly, drinking but not drunk, and pleasant. But the other four, mmmm. Two 20 year olds, and yes I am planning on being there for their 21st B-day party. One little Baby, not little at all. Not big in the bad way, tall, great legs, nice rack, gorgeous face, really a sweet girl, I just didn't get a chance to spend any quality time with her because of the other three. Sometimes you go looking for a diamond in the rough, and you find a Pearl. This one happens to be a 20 YO college student, not long removed from being a cheerleader at a large suburban high school, working for her fourth day as a dancer. She is smart, funny, a great conversationalist(get your mind out of the gutter, the kind that uses words) a very good dancer, and a tiny little body to die for. Small with great shape, if you need large breasts you won't find her as attractive as I did, she has the most perfect and sensuous little buds, you might think she is 12 instead of 20, but great waist legs and ass, and cute as hell. Her innate athletic ability makes her a natural on the pole, again out of the gutter, the brass kind, and for less than a week, will be exceptional on it and in spite of the youthful exuberance and innocence she radiates, she gives one of the most sensual and "productive" table dances around( yes now it's time to hit the gutter), again, a natural ability that will be worth seeing when developed. I wished I had the time to have a private dance with her, but it was the last two that kept me going there. This little gem will have to wait for another day. The other two are older, but only because 20 is so young, 23 is not going to qualify as old. They have both been dancing only 4 or 5 months. One is off the charts dirty hot, one of the best girls on a pole for being self taught and no one to learn from, pretty,good company, killer body, incredible tip dance off the side of the stage, and one of the best private dances had in a while, almost as good as the last girl. This one instead of athletic is a quiet kind of soft and sensual. Cute, sweet, nice to spend time with, but maybe not the kind that most will go for. However, if you can recognize the underlying heat which is given hint to by the sensuality given off, seen in one of the sexiest and hottest stage tip dances ever, I swear I got so excited watching her the first time give one to some bum at the stage that the girl that just got off stage that stopped by for a dollar dance must have thought she did a great job because I was so fricking worked up watching my little friend that I was completely out the bottom of my rather long shorts. Her private dances were sensual and exceptional. And I plan on many more.
It might seem strange to dedicate so much report on a dive that is off the beaten path, one that I have had great times and bad times in. Hit a number of home runs in that joint over the years, but this time didn't even try and work any carryout or any full meal deals. I needed a good time, and on a whim, I, and thanks to my good friend who stopped by for moral support just in case it wasn't doing me any good, had the best time in a "club" that I have had in a while. Some cute, fun girls, and pretty damn hot, but every one in there was nice and pleasant and the beer was cold. They deserved every word of it, it was the first time in a long time I enjoyed the conversations so much, there was zero drama, except for the fact that the girls hate that the clientele tends to have poor hygiene as a rule, and I left feeling that every penny was more than well spent. Even the old coot of a night doorman was funny and a cool guy. I was warned that after 9 the clientele gets different, and at least the cute ones I had fun with are gone by then. Nothing new about that there, been that way as long as I can remember, it just what it changes to every few years is different.[/QUOTE]

Paragraphs are sexy.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]I started to put this in the thread dedicated to a couple of specific clubs and some others of there ilk, which I would normally toss this visit into, but it deserves better. I decided to stand-up a couple of buddies and a polekat that had pissed me off at a more mainstream club, and I had to be downtown on business anyway, had been planning a slummin trip soon also, so why not hit Patty's, the beer has always been very cold there. And it was. But who would have guessed, best time I have had in a strip club in quite a while. Eight girls, four nothing to write home about, one I have seen in different places over the years, but all very friendly, drinking but not drunk, and pleasant. But the other four, mmmm. Two 20 year olds, and yes I am planning on being there for their 21st B-day party. One little Baby, not little at all. Not big in the bad way, tall, great legs, nice rack, gorgeous face, really a sweet girl, I just didn't get a chance to spend any quality time with her because of the other three. Sometimes you go looking for a diamond in the rough, and you find a Pearl. This one happens to be a 20 YO college student, not long removed from being a cheerleader at a large suburban high school, working for her fourth day as a dancer. She is smart, funny, a great conversationalist(get your mind out of the gutter, the kind that uses words) a very good dancer, and a tiny little body to die for. Small with great shape, if you need large breasts you won't find her as attractive as I did, she has the most perfect and sensuous little buds, you might think she is 12 instead of 20, but great waist legs and ass, and cute as hell. Her innate athletic ability makes her a natural on the pole, again out of the gutter, the brass kind, and for less than a week, will be exceptional on it and in spite of the youthful exuberance and innocence she radiates, she gives one of the most sensual and "productive" table dances around( yes now it's time to hit the gutter), again, a natural ability that will be worth seeing when developed. I wished I had the time to have a private dance with her, but it was the last two that kept me going there. This little gem will have to wait for another day. The other two are older, but only because 20 is so young, 23 is not going to qualify as old. They have both been dancing only 4 or 5 months. One is off the charts dirty hot, one of the best girls on a pole for being self taught and no one to learn from, pretty,good company, killer body, incredible tip dance off the side of the stage, and one of the best private dances had in a while, almost as good as the last girl. This one instead of athletic is a quiet kind of soft and sensual. Cute, sweet, nice to spend time with, but maybe not the kind that most will go for. However, if you can recognize the underlying heat which is given hint to by the sensuality given off, seen in one of the sexiest and hottest stage tip dances ever, I swear I got so excited watching her the first time give one to some bum at the stage that the girl that just got off stage that stopped by for a dollar dance must have thought she did a great job because I was so fricking worked up watching my little friend that I was completely out the bottom of my rather long shorts. Her private dances were sensual and exceptional. And I plan on many more.
It might seem strange to dedicate so much report on a dive that is off the beaten path, one that I have had great times and bad times in. Hit a number of home runs in that joint over the years, but this time didn't even try and work any carryout or any full meal deals. I needed a good time, and on a whim, I, and thanks to my good friend who stopped by for moral support just in case it wasn't doing me any good, had the best time in a "club" that I have had in a while. Some cute, fun girls, and pretty damn hot, but every one in there was nice and pleasant and the beer was cold. They deserved every word of it, it was the first time in a long time I enjoyed the conversations so much, there was zero drama, except for the fact that the girls hate that the clientele tends to have poor hygiene as a rule, and I left feeling that every penny was more than well spent. Even the old coot of a night doorman was funny and a cool guy. I was warned that after 9 the clientele gets different, and at least the cute ones I had fun with are gone by then. Nothing new about that there, been that way as long as I can remember, it just what it changes to every few years is different.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ilapp]I decided to stand-up a couple of buddies and a polekat that had pissed me off at a more mainstream club, and I had to be downtown on business anyway, had been planning a slummin trip soon also, so why not hit Patty's, the beer has always been very cold there.[/QUOTE]

I decided to shorten your report to save on gigabytes.

I can tell when you are having a good time. Especially when the drool oozes out of your text messages as you describe the activities. My friend, the only thing I don't understand is there was not a single Asian in the club and yet the floor was wet when I arrived. I for one think the longer dark haired dancer on your right was the best in the club. She just seemed to have this "Come F**K me look". She even had freckles on her face, which I am sure you noticed. If you get some action from her, let me know, because she was hot! Sorry I couldn't stay longer but Chill was on his way to another club to meet me.

Sorry Chill, I should have directed you to Patty's because I was not much company because of later plans. I also feel bad because I lead you down the path of anticipation with a blond who only knows how to call everyone after they are in bed asleep. Hope I did not ruin your night.

FF

PS I had freckles for dinner, desert, breakfast and lunch.

[QUOTE=Dave30]Paragraphs are sexy.[/QUOTE]

After 400 some odd posts, and some of them are very odd, you would understand by now, that he seldom uses paragraphs (difficult to do on a phone). We are just used to it. However his grammer is as good as Tonylove's!

FF

[QUOTE=Dave30]Paragraphs are sexy.[/QUOTE]

It is why I don't use them, last thing I want to do is get you all turned on, I get all the manlove I need. Actually at line 49, if you were to read my typed text as it still appears in my editing pane, I did have a paragraph break, a two space indentation also included on the first word, It, and that is how it still appears in my original text. Not sure why it doesn't appear in the published version. It could be that the report was so stupidly long that I exceeded allowable space and the only was to get it in was to tighten the dead spaces. Oh no, now it may seem sexy to you and what will we do. Maybe you ought to go check out a woman and report on that for a change.

To Chill: I apologize for not notifying you, it was an off the cuff event and I forgot you are a resident once again, was certainly surprised to have any company at all. And I apologize that the blonde from the other bar called me late, before she called you. Of course the fact that she just wanted the number of a girl she has the hots for should ease the pain, hmmm maybe she is a freak for freckles like some guys are too.

To FF: You are dead on, the little brunette who was on my right, who eventually decided curling up like a little puppy on me or wrapping herself around me completely after you left was how she wanted to spend the evening, was the keeper in my mind. And other body parts whole-heartedly agreed with her encouragement. Sometimes there is one that just does it for you, and for me it was her, even if her name is the same as a well-known ex, well sort of an ex, but not entirely I guess. By the way, she has freckles in lots more places too, and I hear the little cheerleader on my left thought you were a rather handsome man, you know, considering your age and all.

[QUOTE=Glaucon]Never heard of patty's but after reading this review, I think I will go acquaint myself.

Well done and much thanks![/QUOTE]

Just understand that Patty's is still the dive it has always has been for God knows how many years I have been stopping by, even on a grey, cloudy day it will take 5 minutes for your eyes to adjust to the darkness. Like every dive, it has always had the occasional diamond in the rough show up. I had heard, either on the board or from someone on it that they had been there not too long ago and had fun. I had a "special" friend that was working there a year or so back, after her early release and getting fired from a couple prominent clubs, and so I was there quite a bit. There were two or three real hotties there then, but some much worse than now too, and I got tired of all the bar fights( between the dancers, not the patrons) and so combined with a different work pattern, I have only been there once or twice since and was pleasantly surprised this trip. Just know it is what it is, but if you go good chance I may see you.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]Just understand that Patty's is still the dive it has always has been for God knows how many years I have been stopping by, even on a grey, cloudy day it will take 5 minutes for your eyes to adjust to the darkness. Like every dive, it has always had the occasional diamond in the rough show up. I had heard, either on the board or from someone on it that they had been there not too long ago and had fun. I had a "special" friend that was working there a year or so back, after her early release and getting fired from a couple prominent clubs, and so I was there quite a bit. There were two or three real hotties there then, but some much worse than now too, and I got tired of all the bar fights( between the dancers, not the patrons) and so combined with a different work pattern, I have only been there once or twice since and was pleasantly surprised this trip. Just know it is what it is, but if you go good chance I may see you.[/QUOTE]Even though a buddy of mine lived a couple blocks away years ago, I avoided that place. Then about 5 years ago, another buddy of mine dragged me in after a Colts game. The usual Heifers were there, but then I spied a tiny brunette with perfect B's and tight round butt. Wow! As best I could tell, she was running away on her way to Florida with her BF. She had been hitting clubs on the way to make enough for gas, food, and lodging. (I'm pretty sure they were escaping a deal gone south.) She said this was the only club close to the interstate that would allow her to work on short notice, and the other girls were getting jealous. So I got a few friendly dances and her digits for some fun later, sans BF. After that, I try to stop in now and then, but have never seen any other lookers. That must have been my only lucky night, and it sounds like you Ilapp had a lucky one too.

PS. This gal was in your wheelhouse! Oh yeah, can I call you Mr. Ilapp now?

[QUOTE=Justguessing]A thought for you, since you have been to Gold and PT's last time seems about right for a BBF visit hard to go wrong there. I'm betting some of this group would be up for a post work BBF drop by or whatever hours you want to try.[/QUOTE]Yes, that sounds fine with me. I like new places and things.

That has got me in trouble a time or two but hey, that's life!

Anyone going out tonight/tomorrow?

PS. This gal was in your wheelhouse! Oh yeah, can I call you Mr. Ilapp now?[/QUOTE]

I am still laughing out loud, thanks I needed that. In addition, since out paths occasionally cross, and considering your well-known handle, I am suddenly aware that I would probably be wise to shelf my use of the term Wheel house. Of course I should probably also never say that I am Popular or a Nice guy. If a girl thinks I am a Freak or a Tool I don't think I should bring it up either. I try not to use the term Fudge packer and no one refers to me as Tony,Robert,Johnny,Dave,Lenny or any other proper names fortunately,and I have not been down under or to Africa so I will probably never need to fear a Lion or a Dingo eating my baby or anything else. OK this retort sucks, I won't be Tryin this again.

Sincerely,
Ipapp

Rolling through from the East Coast, I had a few hours to spare - so I stopped into Patty's and had the best worst-strip-club experience I've ever had. The place is such a dive, and the girls know it's such a dive, but they keep a great attitude. At least the two who hung out with me did.

Sat at the bar and bought drinks, dinner (take out from some local place) and the occasional dollar "dance" with a skinny black girl and a heavier white girl. They figured out quickly that boobs in the face = a quick couple bucks with me, but they didn't push it. Every now and then I would like "um, could I bother you?" and so on.

Eventually, we decided that I needed a dance with the two of them in the back room. The place was deserted, so we had the whole space to ourselves. They took off their tops and settled in on either side of me. In pretty short order, my shirt was unbuttoned, and there followed six to eight songs (I tried to count, but lost it!) of the craziest free form groping, gasping, pile-of-bodies sexy action I've ever been part of. One would be chewing on my nipples, while the other was grinding on my lap - and then nipple girl would ... you get the idea. I don't write for Playboy. Lots of roaming hands and so on, but we stayed within the rules - the pants stayed on, no "real" extras. It was awesome. I even had the feeling that they were into it - which is the point.

Wound up tipping them each $60. No idea if that was high or low - but they seemed happy - and even if it was only six songs with two girls - that's a steal at upscale club prices.

It was exactly what I go to the clubs for. If you're looking for airbrushed models and attitude, avoid Patty's. If you want real girls, and you don't mind some grit, Patty's is for you.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]PS. This gal was in your wheelhouse! Oh yeah, can I call you Mr. Ilapp now?[/QUOTE]

I am still laughing out loud, thanks I needed that. In addition, since out paths occasionally cross, and considering your well-known handle, I am suddenly aware that I would probably be wise to shelf my use of the term Wheel house. Of course I should probably also never say that I am Popular or a Nice guy. If a girl thinks I am a Freak or a Tool I don't think I should bring it up either. I try not to use the term Fudge packer and no one refers to me as Tony,Robert,Johnny,Dave,Lenny or any other proper names fortunately,and I have not been down under or to Africa so I will probably never need to fear a Lion or a Dingo eating my baby or anything else. OK this retort sucks, I won't be Tryin this again.

Sincerely,
Ipapp[/QUOTE]

Though I was feeling left out until the very end. 8-p

TA2

[QUOTE=Tryinagain2]

Though I was feeling left out until the very end. 8-p

TA2[/QUOTE]Last but not least.