Escort Reports

[QUOTE=cye11; 1873280]Greetings Gents,

Was on BP and found ad for Mia Kash. All I got to say is this was by far the WORST experience I've ever had. Call her up and went to location off Vyse Ave. Went to building and called to be buzzed in. While waiting saw to gents across the street with view of entrance of location. Right there I felt vibe but like an a*hole continued up. Was a 5 flight walk up. Got to apt and saw sheet on floor and door closed to another room. Handed 50 for the quik. Was thinking ok now we going to the room but unfortunately she hits me with she just moved in and we have to do it on the sheet on the floor. The chic is really pretty so I'm like lets get it in. Take off my shit and lie down she strips

With only her shirt on. Puts on the rubber and jerks me off so hard that it felt like she was punchin me in the stomach. So I tell her to slow down and I'm expecting her to put it in her mouth. Nope she tells me that will be 20 xtra. So again since I'm in so deep I'm like ok. I give her 15 she gives me an awful BJ so I tell her to stop after 5 mins. I jack off to get my man to rise and when he does I tell her to lie down and she tells me my time is up. So I'm extremely upset but I decide to take the "L". On the way out I see the same 2 gents that were sitting outside but they are sitting right outside her door. She def knew them as she was talking to them as I made my exit. My advise save your money.

Here's her ad.

[url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mia-kash-and-ready-23/43219076[/url]

Happy Huntin Gents[/QUOTE]GOOD LOOKING OUT! Man that's foul. I was some what interested in seeing that piece but balked on that fact that she seem a bit on the chunky side from her pics (not my thang) nothing like a good provider, now that's the truth! I like variety and I'm sure that's why most of us are on this mission but it sometimes makes me leery to see a newbie but at the same time I don't want to keep hitting the same hoes regardless if the service.

Again thanks for sharing!

Not my first choice, kinda procrastinated on a seemly goodie in a really upscale neighborhood in the X earlier in the day and when I got around to asking if she did outcall, which she did, her ride failed her so I settled for Honey.

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Had to leave the crib for work but wanted to get my shit off called her up asked how long would it take her told me 15 she was there in like 5. Real punctual that much I give her! Definitely the girl in the pic told me $100 for the half but 1) that was out of my price range and 2) I needed to leave for work quick, so I told her I had $70 on that quickie. What's good? She excepted and we got down to bidness. CBJ was weak, little spit no deep thrust but I willed my man hard. Started with Mish pounding away, lots of groans and moans but suddenly something turn't my nose up. It seemed, an "guess" it can happen to anyone, that before coming to the crib she muz have taken a shit because as I was hitting her frontal with legs cocked in the air I smelt straight FUNKY SHITTY ASS! Had me dazed for a bit and I felt my man going down a little, she offered backshots (and not in the booty) since my time was running thin so again I willed my man and myself for that matter to keep at it and finished in the bag while hitting it from behind.

While it wasn't pretty. I guess sometimes SHIT HAPPENS! LOL.

Hey like I was raised, wipe three times if need too.

Looks:6/7.

Service:6/7.

Repeat: NO (crazy thing I keep smelling that smell, and it ain't on me, guess its still in my head)

Advice: body spray / perfume / wipes.

Here is the link to the girl I was talking about a few days ago.

[url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/warning-briella-upscale-beautiful-exotic-playmate-21/43285404[/url]

Avoid this girl like the plague! She looks nothing like her pics and is a definite clock watcher! Spread the word! I want this girl run out of town on a rail so she can't scam anyone else!

Happy hunting guys, and be safe!

I have seen these last few stories: I don't want to sound like a broken record but its service and attitude over looks with most of these backpage / Craig's providers. You know all the traps before you start so why be taken advantage of.

This board does a great job of weeding out the bad providers and you should have that mind before you go mongering the next time. I think we will see better quality since competition is fierce amongst providers. The prices are getting lower which definitely helps the hobbyist.

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Any one got any intel on this one if so holla at me.

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Hey guys, quick question, will a provider refuse service to someone who's not necessarily "mature"? Will a mid-twenties guy with donation in hand be turned away?

Any advice / recommendations for someone new to the hobby appreciated! Especially if the recommendations are for some good providers. PM if necessary.

[QUOTE=TheSteeze; 1875685]Hey guys, quick question, will a provider refuse service to someone who's not necessarily "mature"? Will a mid-twenties guy with donation in hand be turned away?

Any advice / recommendations for someone new to the hobby appreciated! Especially if the recommendations are for some good providers. PM if necessary.[/QUOTE]It depends some of them don't deal with young dudes cause young dudes be acting up. Trying to get if the good for free or want to be their pimp or other shit when we was doing when we where young. Just go be respectful but don't take no shit that's all bro.

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[QUOTE=TheSteeze; 1875685]Hey guys, quick question, will a provider refuse service to someone who's not necessarily "mature"? Will a mid-twenties guy with donation in hand be turned away?

Any advice / recommendations for someone new to the hobby appreciated! Especially if the recommendations are for some good providers. PM if necessary.[/QUOTE]Cal the girl, tell her your age. If she gets good vibes, she'll agree. I've called and told them about me, I never got turned down. Like Jason said, they may be afraid of aggressive guys, if they sense your cool, you're in.

Seen this post and wanted to see if anyone tryed her.

[url]http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/cas/4090016748.html[/url]

[QUOTE=GnatKingCole; 1872783]Hi Everyone. This is GnatKingCole, newbie of this blog. This is my first report, and sadly, it's not a good one, which is why I feel compelled to spread the word to spare everyone else the headache I had to endure.

It was mid-afternoon yesterday that I decided to pay a visit to a working girl in the area. I had perused several ads on Backpage and I came across what looked promising. A young petite black girl from Miami was advertising an incall for a reasonable price. I made my way over to her location utilizing the usual two-way call system. In due time, I was at her front door. She was a short petite little thing, and quite attractive. I figured a good time was to be had by all. Boy was I wrong.

Once I was inside, I asked if I could use the bathroom. She politely retorts: "Sorry, I don't think my roommate would like that". Then she proceeds to hand me a juice bottle and tells me to use it to relieve myself. Right from the start, I should have made for the door, but I swallowed my pride and pissed in the bottle anyway. I was here to get my rocks off. That was my first mistake.

Once the money changed hands we got down to business, and then this girl proceeds to unload her bucket list of demands on me."I'm a germaphobe", she says."I'm not taking any chances"."If that's the case, then you're in the wrong line of work", I replied. After bathing me with kleenex and hand sanitizer, she tells me what I CAN'T do during our time."You can't do this","You can't do that","You can't touch me there","I don't ever do that". WTF? What's the point of sex without physical intimacy? Apparently no one told this girl the meaning of the word 'consensual'. She must have been blaring her reggae music during that discussion (which she kept on throughout the whole thing). That combined with the fact that her room was like the inside of an oven, I was thoroughly annoyed. But I still chose to stay. Second mistake.

Once my condom was on, I decided to hit it from behind, but I was too distracted. The heat, the music, and her annoying list of demands. Every so often she proceeded to chime in and find something to piss about."You're acting like you're afraid of it". I'm trying to get into my zone, * Then she looks back to ask if I came yet, and it's only been ten minutes! I switch positions and she continues to whine. All the time, she's got this blank look on her face like she doesn't want to be there or something. We're only at the thirty minute mark, and I'm already regretting having paid for an hour so I decide to just end the session and ask her to finish me off with a little oral."No, I don't finish with oral", she says. That was my final mistake, and the last straw.

"That's it, I'm done!". I spring up, tear off the condom, slip my clothes on and head for the door without a word. I continue to vent my frustration as I March down the stairs and out the door in disgust."Dear God, what a fucking *". It was the very first time that I regretted having sex with an attractive escort. But then she pulls one more scam. I'm about to head for home when she calls me back on my cell and tries to explain away her shitty performance with some bullshit story."You were the spinning image of my dead father", she says."And if I came off a little distant with you then I apologize. It wasn't you, it was me". , it was YOU from the moment I stepped in, and it was YOU up until the moment I stormed out! FUCK YOU! That was what I wanted to say, but I held my tongue. I didn't buy her lame excuse or her half-assed apology for a moment.

I can't place all the blame on her, seeing as I was the one who picked her. But at the same time there are expectations from both parties involved. If I'm giving you this money, you're going to have to show me why you've earned it. That was all I wanted! An intimate encounter between two consenting adults! And what did I get for my troubles? A prudish, overbearing hypochondriac with all the intimacy of a blow-up doll! This * needs to hop a jet back to Miami and rethink her entire fucking life! And that's my story.[/QUOTE]Who was she? Why didn't you post her ad?

Actually, I did post the girl's ad on the forum. Check back to 9-15 and you should see it.

What is gong on fellas, its been a while got a couple of reports:

[url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/wow-supa-donkey-booty-slim-waist-fake-free-zone-fetish-and-i-kiss-new-22/43318416[/url]

This might have been the best. 8 I have ever spent in my life. That was for the half. I go in and she is completely naked and she is soooooooo thick for her size. She tells me sit on the bed an she comes over, couldn't help my self so I just started kissing all over body tits pelvis ass cheeks. She got up on the bed and I started playing with her box and boy was it wet, I was 2 seconds from going down on her. She started with a CBJ t was cool, no teeth and a lot spit. I got on top we did mish I just started kissing on her neck and tits while we were at and she loved it. I told her get on top after, she rode well. Did it for about 10 minutes. I hen had to have doggy ass was phat and soft this was where she started moaning even more. I told her to lay on her stomach and I finished up. Like I said this might have been my best experience ever. She does bbj for extra, kinda nervous, she looked clean but ya never know.

[url]http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/passion-50-specials-28/29908462[/url]

Went for the special with this one. She was in a walk up in harlem. I think she does bbj because I pulled my man out and I had to ask for a condom. CBJ was good got real sloppy. I told her to suck the boys and she did. She got on the bed for doggy and she has a huge ass. So I did this for ten minutes and was done. She says she works out of Brooklyn. I would def repeat she comes back tis way.

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Saw her on the late night went for the. 6 special. She is gorgeous and has a lot of sex appeal. She was in the motel by the dmv on fordham. Like someone said before, no BJ, she said it was extra, whatever. Got hard and went doggy, ass is soft, told her to ride me. She did that well I finished up and left.

Also, saw greeneyes, she was cool paid for the half. She was bigger than her pictures. Head was good went to doggy then mish and I was done. Would repeat but only for the quick.

Hope that helps!

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Saw her on the late night went for the. 6 special. She is gorgeous and has a lot of sex appeal. She was in the motel by the dmv on fordham. Like someone said before, no BJ, she said it was extra, whatever. Got hard and went doggy, ass is soft, told her to ride me. She did that well I finished up and[/QUOTE]Was she worth the donation? I know you said she was filled with sex appeal but was she wearing anything sexy? Did she put any effort into her performance? And did she rush you for the 6? How was her attitude?