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[QUOTE=Bake69;2946097][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/extra-extra-come-see-all-about-it/19967581pics[/URL] are fake as hell, really a crack head. Seen her before about a year ago. Nice body but high as hell. Has handler, pimp or who ever and who cares. Don't waste your cash. I heard that police are looking for her. Be safe.[/QUOTE]Your link doesn't work.

[QUOTE=SpitzerWeiner;2945977]Last Friday I finally saw Harmony of the Harmony / Kitra Lansing duo. First off, nicest hotel I have been to. Incall was in Livonia. Ben Franklin with Ulysses S. Grant for half. When I arrived, she texted that the elevators were right behind the front desk. Gave me the room number, and up I went. The lights were off when she opened the door. I asked her if they would stay off. She said no, smiled, and turned them on. First impression: pretty face, good hygiene, a larger bbw (no offense, Harmony). Her boobs are huge and very full (she also mentioned that she was still lactating, but as this didn't interest me I did not partake. Her boobs are big and perky with little droop. Did some great Russian. I asked if I could fuck her mouth, to which she unexpectedly replied affirmatively, and offered that having that done made her wet. So I did so, in light gag factor style (I never thought I would hear that struggling throat noise you hear in deep throat porn, but here I was, doing it and hearing it from a girl who actually liked face fucking). I had to have her stop several times to keep from coming too quickly. I asked her how she did that, and she said you just open your throat. She was all smiles throughout the session, and has a relaxed, easy-going, happy, laid-back demeanor. Finished with cof (which she dealt with well, despite such endings not being a favorite). Cuddled for a bit afterwards at my request. She said that it hurt a bit with me on top due to some GI problems (IBS). She is kind of big, and her stomach is kind of porcine, so if you don't like bbws, you may not like her. If you want to give a porn quality face fucking to a compliant girl who likes such things, she is definitely very skilled and a lot of fun. She does wear perfume, but it was not overwhelming. And she did have a little pimple on her chin that she'd picked at too much which she was needlessly concerned about. She paid it a bit more attention than she needed to. Very pretty face. Full gigantic boobs. Great attitude. PSE with Russian and dt. Nice incall. Drawbacks: Ben and Ulysses for half, stomach a bit wavy, picked at pimple too much. Positives outweigh negatives. Great skills.[/QUOTE]No links for these girls?

[QUOTE=SpitzerWeiner;2945942]About two weeks ago, I saw MILF / gilf Shelly at her incall in Canton. She mentioned several times on the phone that her business was down due to 275 construction. She also mentioned prior to the visit that she had a headache. I offered to come another day, but she told me she was confident she could make me happy so off I went. Incall is an apartment in a large complex. She said she'd had several clients who were afraid to come due to their fear of African-Americans (they drove there, saw them walking on the grounds, and left), which she thought was extremely pathetic (I seconded that emotion). Anyways, she gave me directions, she'd left her door ajar, and in I went. First impression: petite little spinner. Better looking than her pictures. Was initially in glasses because her contacts were hurting her eyes. She looked better once she removed them but she was very cute either way. She had a full length standing mirror in her room and said another guy liked to see himself and her in the mirror. I was there for BBBJ, so I gave it a try. She is a pleaser, and likes to know what you like. At one point, she playfully quipped that "it got big," which was nice to hear. No cof, and she told me she didn't swallow, but she too allowed cim and didn't remove her mouth until all was drained which was nice. She told me she smoked but I couldn't tell from the apartment or from her. Another reviewer mentioned that she'd been a dancer. I asked. She hadn't. She started last year to pay some court and legal fees. It was easy and lucrative so she continued, but when Inasked her if she liked it the emphasis with which she said she really didn't leads me to believe she won't be doing it for much longer. You can't tell from her performance. She's high strung, cute, fun, and a pleaser, so I would recommend seeing her before she disappears like so many others. At the end, she told me her headache was subsiding, which was nice. She'd also mentioned prior that she had a partial (dental) that I might feel, but it was all smooth sailing. Ben Franklin for half.[/QUOTE]I have visited Shelly multiple times. She is a lot of fun. Your review is spot on.

Anyone seen her?

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[QUOTE=Cummy2016;2944285]Do you have a link brah? I can't find any BP ads from the first week of March. Need contact info. Thanks![/QUOTE]

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Text of her Ad.

Hey sexy,

If you are looking for a petite skinny yet curvy horny girl to play with and take hard I'm your girl. I'm open to specific trades, or an agreed upon amount. Been stood up too often so only if interested please text me 8102786520.

Poster's age: 29.

Location: Ira Twp / Clay Twp, Port Huron.

Post I'd: 23706966 porthuron.

I finished some business with time to kill and saw this ad so I decided to TOFTT. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-and-ready-asian-girl-booty-great-service248-520-5133/24904018[/URL] I had a dream about this one.

Of course it's not this same gal but here's the low down. Attractive Korean gal about 30, long black hair and very nice, large, natural breasts, working out of an extended stay motel in a nice area. Add has most of the details.

She wasted no time in getting down to business, perhaps a bit too business like. Stripped down after I did and laid down. She got between my legs and brushed her hair and boobs up and down my shaft and when she started to lick and suck on the boys I thought I might be in for some BBBJ but no such luck. In my dream she got me about half hard and then put the condom on with her mouth and then continued with the CBJ for maybe two minutes and then she asked if I wanted to get on top or her. I decided on top. No kissing but she liked the nipples sucked and she kissed and sucked on mine once I was inside her. Nice tight pussy and she moaned and complained about my size at first but after a few minutes she loosened up nicely and not long after that the juices were flowing. Usually I'm good for a good solid 10 minutes of pounding but not today. Maybe it was those nice bouncy boobs and wet pussy or that I hadn't fucked in a week that made me cum in half my usual time. As soon as the deed was done she was up and getting me a clean hot towel to clean up. I would have liked round two considering it was supposed to be an hour but she was not going to have it. I complained but she replied that once was it. So it could have been a lot better but sadly I was in and out the door in 20 minutes. If you like nice Korean gals with nice big natural boobs and a willing pussy with no FIV and no kissing or BBBJ then you might enjoy her. YMMV, I wouldn't repeat because I have been spoiled by Pam's girls in Chicago who are full GFE for the solid time you book and at the same price. She said they will only be there a few more days. Stay safe, Daz.

Visited Maria for a SS. Cuter than her pics, great little body, cool personality and nice tits with long, hard nips (a personal favorite!) BJ and H-E. Took awhile for me to get there but she hung in there and didn't complain. Left satisfied and will repeat.

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[QUOTE=MrGeneric;2947129]Visited Maria for a SS. Cuter than her pics, great little body, cool personality and nice tits with long, hard nips (a personal favorite!) BJ and H-E. Took awhile for me to get there but she hung in there and didn't complain. Left satisfied and will repeat.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/mxd-xo-dlghd-2-xd-ough/23414972[/URL][/QUOTE]She looks big?

[QUOTE=AshMagnum;2947494]She looks big?[/QUOTE]I'm a taller guy, so relative to me, she's little. She's a little thick but IMHO she looks bigger in the pics than she did in person. Definitely not a spinner though. She's short, has big tits, chill personality and is pretty cute so that worked for me.

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Called Mindy the other day, didn't get an answer. Tried text later and got some weird 3 letter text back that didn't seem to mean anything. Curious if anyone has seen her.

[QUOTE=HyJinx2191;2946576]Anyone seen her?

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/upscale-brunette-bombshell-all-you-want-and-more-she-wont-do-it-i-will-incalls-in-my-home/25134433[/URL][/QUOTE]She's been reviewed many times fake pictures weighs over 300 lbs Super aggressive if ya try to leave. She use to be up by Baldwin and I 75 in Auburn Hills.

Has anyone seen Chanel? 586-XXX-9512? I've played phone tag with her a few times. She's go a room on my side of town. Good? Bad?

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Had a dream with this cute blonde from Out of town. She is the girl in the picture, tall, blonde and very tight body. Communication was through text first and then called when I got closer. Was a little hesitant as she stayed in the 14 & 75 area but the video sucked me in. She opened the back door to the hotel for me and got in. Marissa wore a tight dress with no bra and shaped her perfect body. Room smelled of 420 but that didn't bother me. Made small chat and got undressed. CBJ for a couple minutes and asked if I was ready. Wanted to see me entering her so took mish. She was tight down there so that's a plus. Unloaded into the bag and got dressed and left. Said she'll be in town for a week or so. If you're looking for GFE she isn't the one for you. If you're looking for a hot young blonde to hit, try this one. Damage was $ for SS. Can be had for $. 5 for hh. Happy hunting!!

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I thought I read something about this one.

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Lives in a condo on the eastside, but I can't find the post. On another site, it claims she's working with LEO. Eighty for 60 min seems TGTBT that's why there is an LEO claim.

Anyone have any input on her?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Phabejjago;2948843]Had a dream with this cute blonde from Out of town. She is the girl in the picture, tall, blonde and very tight body. Communication was through text first and then called when I got closer. Was a little hesitant as she stayed in the 14 & 75 area but the video sucked me in. She opened the back door to the hotel for me and got in. Marissa wore a tight dress with no bra and shaped her perfect body. Room smelled of 420 but that didn't bother me. Made small chat and got undressed. CBJ for a couple minutes and asked if I was ready. Wanted to see me entering her so took mish. She was tight down there so that's a plus. Unloaded into the bag and got dressed and left. Said she'll be in town for a week or so. If you're looking for GFE she isn't the one for you. If you're looking for a hot young blonde to hit, try this one. Damage was $ for SS. Can be had for $. 5 for hh. Happy hunting!!

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-upscale-blonde-here-to-play/19778875[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks. Went and saw her for the half hour. Got her down to 120. I have nothing to add to this review but to emphasize that she is pretty cold but in no way a dead fish. She was responsive and vocal but did not tolerate any type of intimacy. No DATY, no kissing on the neck or face. I was nibbling on her nipple and it literally made her shiver and smile so she made me stop. Still worth it though as she has maybe the best body on BP right now. Her pics don't do her justice.

[QUOTE=SocialAveng313;2948871]I thought I read something about this one.

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Lives in a condo on the eastside, but I can't find the post. On another site, it claims she's working with LEO. Eighty for 60 min seems TGTBT that's why there is an LEO claim.

Anyone have any input on her?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]She is ok, not LEO, works out of her house and is much larger than those pics lead on but real I might revisit for the BBBJ.