Places not to waste your money
Long time monger, 1st time post.
Avoid 5xx9 lee hwy. A lot of adds on all the sites, but provider was not attractive, terrible massage and no menu available.
The other place to avoid is right across rt 29 from 8xx3, can't remember name, but it is ina brown office building. Very old providers, with terrible massage and also limited menu. Both places got my money, just helping you all save yours.
" Screw you Digitola and the lack of motherland representation on your goofy list! "
The events of this report went down outside of NOVA, but I had to hip Teddies Crew to this one.
Three weeks or so ago a brah with no posts sent me a PM. He was asking me to give him a list of the contact info for all the honies in the Teddies Hall of Fame. I told Lurk Brah that all of the HOFers had live BP ads and that he should start there. As with all my replies to the intel request PMs I receive, I ask brah "Do you have any big teddies for me?" Lurk Brah tells me "There's a chick named 'Blue' that works at an AMP in Jessup that supposedly has big teddies. " I have no clue where Jessup is, but the shit sounds far. I delete brahs PM to clear out my box and dismiss this Blue woman.
Fast forward to today. I am visiting family at my uncles house. Two things about my Uncle Ricardo: 1) he lives in Laurel and 2) he is real life Al Bundy, but the times he loves to obsess over are his times playing high school and junior college baseball. I love the dude but I am going deaf and cross eyed hearing the same stories of baseball feats that I've been hearing since I was 11. My ears peak however when I hear him tell my dad that he ran into an old friend of theirs that now lives in Jessup. He says he'll call and see if this gent wants to come over. I say something about how nobody's going to drive all the way from Jessup to come here. My uncle says "Frank you dumbass, Jessup is right down the road. " I go full savage, login to this site while I'm sitting on my uncles couch and research Blue.
Two things about Blue: 1) big teddied Korean MILF 2) apparently a ted bang Jedi. The Jessup brahs have me at "Hello. " I bid the fam farewell and call Silk Spa to make an appointment when I get in the car. I get to the place and they're very tight with the entrance. You will be grilled right there at the door with the "did you make an appointment?" "have you been here before?" questioning. *Pro tip* Whenever I visit a place for the first time I tell them I have been there before but haven't been there in a while. I check RMs and have a name prepared to drop to substantiate my tale. Coco was popping in 2016 so I drop her name, am invited in and pay the house 8.
After being escorted to the room I undress and Blue walks in. From the chin up she's an attractive, mid-late 40's MILF. From the chin down she looks like Lucie Wilde. (Google her. I'm on no porn, no fap, but I'm aware of some of the performers) She has on a short, tight, pink dress with teddies bouncing and nearly spilling everywhere. She gives me a hug and leads me to the shower, which is massive and stand up BTW. Not quite the same as the table variety, but thorough and enjoyable. I'm then taken briefly to the sauna and then back to the room for my massage. Now while Blue is a new Teddies HOF inductee, the massage was Hall of Okay. The massage was just pretty good push pressure. Her tease game however was on point. She has unbelievably soft hands that felt magical. The tease was all hands though and no angus action to report. Sorry Prostate Crew. I am flipped.
Upon the flip some Diet Sotheby's goes down. She asked me what I brought to tip. I lie and say 4. She asks benji and says she has a surprise for me. I ask if she can save the surprise until next time, whip out the teddies and accept 6. She agreed. In my head I "Hit dem folks" like Russell Westbrook. Blue takes off the dress and releases those teddies. She rubs them all over me, and begins to kiss me all over my chest and neck. Within seconds I am harder than the peg game at Cracker Barrel. Blue notices, covers junior and her teddies in oil and ted bangs me for the entire flip. No exaggeration. The only time I received a Hugh Jackman on this visit was for oil application.
Her skin is wonderfully soft and her teddies feel like they're full of birthday cake and not flesh. She got on top and ted banged me. After a few minutes she asked me to hop on top and do the work. I obliged. She stopped me partially and told me to shorten the strokes so she could lick and suck the tip. She then told me to go back at it and held her tongue out begging for the pop. She obviously doesn't know I'm on no fap with 5 days in the chamber. I'm still going strong so she lays me back down and gets back to work herself. After a few minutes I simultaneously Nickelodeon all hell out of her teddies and become silently amused at the relief that comes across her face because she didn't take that pop in her mug while on her back.
She gets dressed, cleans me up and then dresses me. I had 6 locked and loaded for her, but I also had a stash of Lin Manuel's. I gave her one of those on top of what we agreed on for a total of 7. I was going to give her 8 as I've never received that much ted bang dedication. I didn't however for the perpetuity of the culture. She invited me back and I'm definitely going to accept the invitation.
A few logistical notes in case you want to visit. I told you about the interview at the door, but this place is also very popular. It took me 10 minutes to get through on the phone to make my appointment. But absolutely make an appointment. The doorbell rang at least 3 times while I was there. There's Blue who's there and a supposedly hot chick named Sofia too. Blue said that they work Friday-Sunday mostly and there are others who do the weekdays. It looks like they're the most popular so they save them for peak days. Anywho.
Frankie Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame.
1. Kiko. Still the queen.
2. Tara. Legendary.
3. Blue. Wonderful time with a sexy MILF who knew why I was there and put those majestic teddies to work for the entire flip. Loved her.
4. Apple. Thick 20 something with big teddies that she'll pull out immediately post flip.
5. Vandara. Can't stress enough how marvelous her teddies are for her age.
6. Nikki. Biggest in the HOF. Some of the nicest, biggest teddies you'll see in the game or in person, period.
Frankie.
