Massage Parlor Reports

Finished up some business so I felt that I needed a well earned break. So I went into that Chicago Spa on 3 xxx West Armitage Ave for the next hour.

Got house out of the way and then boom. Amelia got the kind of look that just makes anyone in the room glow. Big eyes for a Asian. Couldn't wait to dig into that, no lie.

Amelia's massage really melted me into mush. She had a little something something for any of my torso, limbs, digitals, forehead, and cock, etc. Among the more versatile chicks I've been with. I loved the TLC when she scratch the back of my head, and then with the lightest of touch, stroked my cock. This girl making me fall in love.

I was tempted to raw it, but nah. Protection on, I shoved it into those sweet pink-red lips of hers. She real bad. Grabbed her head and started fucking the shit while she clawing at my back. After I let her breathe, she still kept going down on her own accord. I let her know if she keep that up, I'm going to have to wife her up.

Not bragging, but when we got into mish, I'm pretty sure I was too girthy. Amelia screamed bloody murder hahahaa. But I mean. She kept yelling to "fuck me" as well so yeah I ripped her into two.

Visiting from California and I have to say this Latina ass is top notch. We mostly have Asian spots over there so I was happy when I got off the plane and decided to get a nice piece of kitty and ended up here. Claudia was a Latina smoke show. I have to say the weather sucks here but the Latina ass is top notch. Her massages really good. I have to say mostly Latinas know how to do deep tissue. Lots of teasing on the flip we agreed on the price and she started with some nice cover head game. I know she got on top just sat down and grind it on me. Yeah that classic Latina ass so you know I had a powder from behind. Left happy and drained going to try to hit this place on the way back to the airport before I leave.

[QUOTE=FullLoad90;7249342]Visiting from California and I have to say this Latina ass is top notch. We mostly have Asian spots over there so I was happy when I got off the plane and decided to get a nice piece of kitty and ended up here. Claudia was a Latina smoke show. I have to say the weather sucks here but the Latina ass is top notch. Her massages really good. I have to say mostly Latinas know how to do deep tissue. Lots of teasing on the flip we agreed on the price and she started with some nice cover head game. I know she got on top just sat down and grind it on me. Yeah that classic Latina ass so you know I had a powder from behind. Left happy and drained going to try to hit this place on the way back to the airport before I leave.[/QUOTE]Claudia might not be the cutest, but she does have a great ass and is a really nice girl. I also recommend.

[QUOTE=FullLoad90;7249342]Visiting from California and I have to say this Latina ass is top notch. We mostly have Asian spots over there so I was happy when I got off the plane and decided to get a nice piece of kitty and ended up here. Claudia was a Latina smoke show. I have to say the weather sucks here but the Latina ass is top notch. Her massages really good. I have to say mostly Latinas know how to do deep tissue. Lots of teasing on the flip we agreed on the price and she started with some nice cover head game. I know she got on top just sat down and grind it on me. Yeah that classic Latina ass so you know I had a powder from behind. Left happy and drained going to try to hit this place on the way back to the airport before I leave.[/QUOTE]Holy fuck, when will this AOL massage propaganda stop. The other review site is flooded with these from people not even in Chicago. As far as I know, the parlor fucking sucks.

Report it.

[QUOTE=Soulandis;7249449]Holy fuck, when will this AOL massage propaganda stop. The other review site is flooded with these from people not even in Chicago. As far as I know, the parlor fucking sucks.[/QUOTE]

Does orange have a website? Are any of these places "walk in" friendly or all need to.

Be booked in advance?

[QUOTE=Rock5601;7249642]Does orange have a website? Are any of these places "walk in" friendly or all need to.

Be booked in advance?[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.top1spa.com/[/URL]

Most stores you can just walk in, but your rolling the dice of who is available. If you have a certain MT you want, try to book her 1-3 hours advance. I've even sat in front the door and called to see who is available. But also booking is not a guarantee, some MT's will take a walk-in 10 minutes before your appointment. If you are a regular, then there is more of a chance, but still not 100%.

Was walking by and noticed 2 skinny girls with big boobs as I was walking by grand spa. Poked my head in and got the names, I think it was Kelly and Amy.

Anyone try? Only thing that sucks is they want $75 for 30 minute door fee. Also I think I read a couple reviews and apparently they will haggle you for a big tip.

Any stories?

I am blanking a bit on the name but I walked in and got a BBBJ from a skinny girl with a nice body and decent face. I walked in as they were closing last week and caught a name Bella that was a cute girl.

Any good recommendations at west river, I feel like everyone I've seen there is pretty good looking but not sure why it doesn't pop up on the radar.

[QUOTE=IMissCutler;7248345]Unfortunately it's a different Lala. This one has the angel wings tattooed on her shoulder blades. Can be fun though.

That other Lala was last at armitage I thought. The 40 xx spot.

Also I sent you a pm the other day.[/QUOTE]Thanks, I think my inbox is probably full, because I didn't see anything. I'll free up some space.

[QUOTE=Varsity2017;7249834]Was walking by and noticed 2 skinny girls with big boobs as I was walking by grand spa. Poked my head in and got the names, I think it was Kelly and Amy.

Anyone try? Only thing that sucks is they want $75 for 30 minute door fee. Also I think I read a couple reviews and apparently they will haggle you for a big tip.

Any stories?[/QUOTE]Amy is my all time favorite. Be prepared for some sticker shock on their prices. She's down for everything, for the right price.

[QUOTE=JonJon5456;7250290]What I find interesting is that it seems to be a monthly thing now. Looking at the CPD site, since last September there is one a month with the exception of November where there is 2. Before September there is nothing for an AMP for years. Obviously RL was hit as well last year but that was by County. So is this a new CPD trend?[/QUOTE]It certainly is. They are also using a wider range of charges like running a house of ill fame, reckless conduct, violation of massage licensing act, etc. I have no insights on why this is happening.

[QUOTE=Starks;7250289]Damn, no bond. Detention facility for them.[/QUOTE]Mamasan was working on Thursday.

[QUOTE=JonJon5456;7250290]What I find interesting is that it seems to be a monthly thing now. Looking at the CPD site, since last September there is one a month with the exception of November where there is 2. Before September there is nothing for an AMP for years. Obviously RL was hit as well last year but that was by County. So is this a new CPD trend?[/QUOTE]IMO ever since the FBI raided a bunch of high-end brothels in DC, Boston, and NY last year that they identified as being Chinese and Russian honeypot operations, a lot more activity has been focused on massage parlors. IMO I doubt it will change especially under the Trump administration since many of these places employee women who do not have proper work authorization or work on travel visas, so it will be easy for the administration to say these arrests are emblematic of trafficking or if the shops are run by non-citizens they can say the proceeds are from money laundering or the shops are run by cartels. It's low hanging fruit in terms of newspaper headlines and honestly I'm surprised we haven't seen it. So I don't think it will change but that's just my take.

If anyone sees Rubi at orange please let me know how it went.

[QUOTE=JonJon5456;7250290]What I find interesting is that it seems to be a monthly thing now. Looking at the CPD site, since last September there is one a month with the exception of November where there is 2. Before September there is nothing for an AMP for years. Obviously RL was hit as well last year but that was by County. So is this a new CPD trend?[/QUOTE]So what if it's the new trend. Like I posted earlier, no one is reporting guys getting arrested here on the guide site. And on the CPD's arrest site, the last one was in 2014. I checked various possible categories already, but feel free to conduct your own search. Either CPD is not updating their site or guys are not getting arrested.

[QUOTE=OFCharlie;7250571]So what if it's the new trend?[/QUOTE]Some of us enjoy observing the world around us.

I got bored with all the AMPs getting gross and stuff and wanted to get back to some basics, so I found an ad for a place in Berwyn and took a chance. Nice place. Small room in a building with other suites for things. Super hot Latina woman names jenny. Big ass, nice tits. Got an hr for 130. Plus 60 for HE. Fully clothed but no problem with some hands on her. She was fun super nice. Gave an amazing massage and then a hot release and clean up. Its pretty fun to find new places.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/bts/d/berwyn-spa-swedish-and-deep-tissue-relax/7840406681.html[/URL]

[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]: [/b] [blue]This report was deleted because the content of the report was [u]pointless[/u], [u]unproductive[/u] [u]drama[/u]. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information. [I]Thank You! [/I][/blue]

[QUOTE=PauFord;7251029]No its the opposite. No bond = cashless. Under the SAFE-T Act they are released without any bond or cash required.

I haven't been to SXL in a while who are the two mug's of. Is that first one Kelly?[/QUOTE]First one does indeed look like Kelly.

Also, visited West River Spa since SXL has been hot. Took a while for Crystal to answer the door, who I ended up pulling for the massage. Massage was kind of weak (asked for medium, so maybe ask for hard next time). FS was on the table but not today because 'she's on her period. ' She offered upcharge for nude and CBJ. Did not know it would be a CBJ until I looked down bc it felt muted LOL. Wouldn't repeat with her for the CBJ, does nothing for me. If anyone else has suggestions there, would love to hear them.

[QUOTE=Bryzzo;7251065]Look, you can do what you want, but making cryptic remarks about your 'condition' and suggesting guys use their raincoats when visiting is kind of a bad move imo.

Many of us have been in there recently. If we need to know about potential health risks, you should just come out and say so. Why be coy about it and not answer pm's or anything?[/QUOTE]He did respond to me when I asked what the issue was. Pretty serious accusation that he disclosed. Not sure if it's to be believed or not given his posting history, but it's out there.

[QUOTE=OFCharlie;7250571]So what if it's the new trend. Like I posted earlier, no one is reporting guys getting arrested here.[/QUOTE]I'm not trying to start a heated debate here. I pointed out what seems to be a fact. Obviously there are no guys being arrested, it would be hard for the police to prove there was a transaction. The point is, if another monger was there, I'm sure they collected his info. So IMO no guy is going to say anything because if LE is reading this they would be able to link screen name with real name. I know that I don't want that and I'm sure many others have the same thinking. Anonymity is necessity in our lifestyle, just like the MT's prefer. The whole point of this site is to keep us informed on having a fun time, but also safety. I just pointed out what I was seeing so others are informed. It's not going to stop me, but I like to be aware, as I am sure others would like to be a well.

Hey mongers.

I will be visiting this weekend for a business conference. Do any of you have recommendations for a spot that's not too far from the corner of E. Monroe and S. Wabash? If possible, I would like to sneak away on a lunch break. Thanks in advance.

Stay safe.

[QUOTE=Jge096;7251200]First one does indeed look like Kelly.

Also, visited West River Spa since SXL has been hot. Took a while for Crystal to answer the door, who I ended up pulling for the massage. Massage was kind of weak (asked for medium, so maybe ask for hard next time). FS was on the table but not today because 'she's on her period. ' She offered upcharge for nude and CBJ. Did not know it would be a CBJ until I looked down bc it felt muted LOL. Wouldn't repeat with her for the CBJ, does nothing for me. If anyone else has suggestions there, would love to hear them.[/QUOTE]I know a lot of guys are not interested in this. Personally I don't care one way or the other. The downside would be that I like to DATY and am not Dracula so am not going to DATY when she's on her period. But most of these AMPs are CFS so what do I care if the condom is bloody. I get if she's cramping that she won't want to screw. Have any of you guys responded to the no sex claims because she's on her period with a request to still screw and then actually screw?

[QUOTE=Fit312;7247950]I was told by a very senior individual in the SXL organization that an undercover cop was recording audio while getting a massage and called in the other cops when the hapless hooker offered a handjob for $60. Said individual said that she accompanied the arrestee to the police station, not sure if that was voluntary or not. Arrest (s) should be on the CPD web site in a couple of days. Another person told me that Emily is getting back surgery, so it's quite possible that her absence has nothing to do with STDs. Hookers lie, however. With regards to customers not getting arrested, it's low risk, but not zero risk.[/QUOTE]I saw Emily about a month ago and she had told me she was getting back surgery and would be out on leave for several months. She was also wearing a back brace during the visit, so I would feel pretty confident her personal absence is related to her back surgery.

My lord people. Can someone just say what this is about instead of being all so weird and secretive about it.

[QUOTE=LadiisMan;7251236]He did respond to me when I asked what the issue was. Pretty serious accusation that he disclosed. Not sure if it's to be believed or not given his posting history, but it's out there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Eddinger;7251896]My lord people. Can someone just say what this is about instead of being all so weird and secretive about it.[/QUOTE]No kidding. Suddenly we're being all hush hush?

[QUOTE=Eddinger;7251896]My lord people. Can someone just say what this is about instead of being all so weird and secretive about it.[/QUOTE]Not being secretive. Pretty sure posting what he said is against the forum rules without any proof, hence why no one has said anything openly. I have no problem answering PM's.

Visited today. Had Shirley?? Maybe 5', nice proportions, B cups and ass to grab. Cute enough face to peak interest. Basic table shower, I asked her jump on but she said no. Gave a nice BBJ / DT with good rhythm. Had to stop her before release. Enjoyed getting her clit tongued. Took a pounding, she had a good grip on the pipe. 30 min 50/150. Not sure how long she there.

[QUOTE=Jkyug25;7252017]No kidding. Suddenly we're being all hush hush?[/QUOTE]I tried to explain everything in a post and it got deleted by the mods. PM if you'd like.

Just left SXL.

Had a $60 massage nothing else offered not even a hint of any extras.

Left $40 tip.

[QUOTE=Fit312;7247950]I was told by a very senior individual in the SXL organization that an undercover cop was recording audio while getting a massage and called in the other cops when the hapless hooker offered a handjob for $60. Said individual said that she accompanied the arrestee to the police station, not sure if that was voluntary or not. Arrest (s) should be on the CPD web site in a couple of days. Another person told me that Emily is getting back surgery, so it's quite possible that her absence has nothing to do with STDs. Hookers lie, however. With regards to customers not getting arrested, it's low risk, but not zero risk.[/QUOTE]Can vouch a similar narrative. This health department thing is bogus, likely made up for attention or someone got suckered.

Anyone see Sasa at orange? Is she worth it or should I see a different Asian?

[QUOTE=OFCharlie;7250571]So what if it's the new trend. Like I posted earlier, no one is reporting guys getting arrested here on the guide site. And on the CPD's arrest site, the last one was in 2014. I checked various possible categories already, but feel free to conduct your own search. Either CPD is not updating their site or guys are not getting arrested.[/QUOTE]It is kind of hard for a guy to get arrested at a spa. If you are caught inside during a bust I would think just saying that you were getting a massage, and not another word would give them nothing to charge you with. I honestly believe that ones you saw being arrested in the past confessed to the police what they were doing. I even believe some news stories even said that the person wasn't arrested until they confessed to why they were there. I think that this is much less common now, partly because of this site and others about the need to keep your mouth shut in those situation.

Even if you are caught balls deep, you can still walk away if you keep your mouth shut and not admit anything.

[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was redacted or deleted to remove sections of the report that were [u]largely argumentative[/u]. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information. [i]Thank You![/i][/blue]

[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was redacted or deleted to remove sections of the report that were [u]largely argumentative[/u]. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information. [i]Thank You![/i][/blue]

[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was redacted or deleted to remove sections of the report that were [u]largely argumentative[/u]. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information. [i]Thank You![/i]

I'm banning you the next time you start shit on a review thread. No more warnings.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=DWaits;7251736]I know a lot of guys are not interested in this. Personally I don't care one way or the other. The downside would be that I like to DATY and am not Dracula so am not going to DATY when she's on her period. But most of these AMPs are CFS so what do I care if the condom is bloody. I get if she's cramping that she won't want to screw. Have any of you guys responded to the no sex claims because she's on her period with a request to still screw and then actually screw?[/QUOTE]Once in Orlando. Was one of my best experiences to be honest.

[QUOTE=Starks;7252748]It is kind of hard for a guy to get arrested at a spa. If you are caught inside during a bust I would think just saying that you were getting a massage, and not another word would give them nothing to charge you with. I honestly believe that ones you saw being arrested in the past confessed to the police what they were doing. I even believe some news stories even said that the person wasn't arrested until they confessed to why they were there. I think that this is much less common now, partly because of this site and others about the need to keep your mouth shut in those situation.

Even if you are caught balls deep, you can still walk away if you keep your mouth shut and not admit anything.[/QUOTE]Unless they have search warrant and they catch you balls deep or with bag on then you got issues.

[QUOTE=DWaits;7251736]I know a lot of guys are not interested in this. Personally I don't care one way or the other. The downside would be that I like to DATY and am not Dracula so am not going to DATY when she's on her period. But most of these AMPs are CFS so what do I care if the condom is bloody. I get if she's cramping that she won't want to screw. Have any of you guys responded to the no sex claims because she's on her period with a request to still screw and then actually screw?[/QUOTE]Then you look at the other holes no?