Frankie Digitola. A TOFTT Tale.
While perusing BP for additions to the HOF, I found Minnie. The pics (which I found are legit) advertised plump Thai teddies so I of course send the text, get my appointment and show up. Minnie is a medium build, attractive Thai girl. Her teddies look even plumper in person than they do in her pics and she has a plump ass too. The HOF addition looks promising. Her English is very good, she gives a good massage and her ST game was on point. Now let's get to the impoverished portion of this report.
Upon the flip Minnie grabs junior and starts the Hugh Jackman. A few tugs in and she asks if I'm going to tip her for this. I tell her that 4 Lin Manuel Miranda's have her name all over them. She says she wants 8 of them. I chuckle. I then ask with a smile "Are you going to tug me with a handful of caviar?" She says "No I charge 8 for a tugger. " I tell her if she whips out the teddies I'll give her a 5 but no more. She says she only whips out her teddies for a benji. I say "That's not happening baby. " She says "well I'll finish you for the 4. " as she never stopped the tugger. She then says "but for 150 I'll get angus naked and you can suck my teddies. " I say "For that much I should be able to eat lobster tail and truffles off of your teddies. " That joke didn't kill either. I decide that at this point in the sesh, I'm checked out, so I think let's try and go big air on the lunacy here. I say "Well baby, I brought a nice chunk of cash with me for this. If your extras are so high I might as well get everything. How much?" I hope you brahs are sitting down. She says "500. " I legit belly laugh. She asks "What's so funny?" I tell her that her cost of extras are. She says "well you've got a little more than 10 minutes left, let me finish your tugger. " I told her that was unnecessary, gave her a Jackson and left. As I was getting dressed she said "maybe next time you can get a body to body and I'll be naked. " I said "Oh okay. " but she's got a better chance of finding Bigfoot in the woods behind her apartment complex than seeing me again.
She said she's in town for another week. I'd swipe left on this one brahs unless you're into CFNM. Teds and tugs for 200+ isn't my idea of a good time.
Frankie.
One does not simply second guess making an appointment with Mint
[QUOTE=JohnStanton580;4413627]Thank you for the ad with the pic of Thai Tina! Have you seen a real picture of mint by chance?[/QUOTE]I (and many brahs here) have seen Mint in person a bunch of times. Mint is fine as hell. If you've seen her ad, that picture is fake, but it's pretty damn close. I honestly think Mint is a lot prettier than the chick in the fake pic. He body is killer and although her teddies aren't HOF big, they're magnificent. If a brah sees Mint and thinks she isn't hot, there's something wrong with him not Mint.
Frankie.
Excellent Trigger Discipline, Digitola!
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Upon the flip Minnie grabs junior and starts the Hugh Jackman. A few tugs in and she asks if I'm going to tip her for this. I tell her that 4 Lin Manuel Miranda's have her name all over them. She says she wants 8 of them. I chuckle. I then ask with a smile "Are you going to tug me with a handful of caviar?" She says "No I charge 8 for a tugger. "
Frankie.[/QUOTE]Man! Frankie TOFTT and even offered a generous tip, but no joy. Whoever Minnie's trainer was neglected to inform her that Standard NOVA is included in the $. 20 price of admission. She has a serious case of GPS!
Thank you, Frankie, for your service and sacrifice. Scratch another Thai Indy from my To Do list.
Be kind, but be firm, like Frankie.
- Vaughn (Rapidly becoming a Frankie D Fan Boy) Vaughn.
The Most Expensive Massage at Diamond
So, I decided to experience the lomi lomi massage. It is basically an oil massage and a shower at the end because of the oil. I didn't use the shower though.
Was it a rip-off? No because the damage was very similar to the Thai crew's price for an hour massage. The massage is 100 and I left two jacksons as a tip.
A different (better) experience with Minnie
[QUOTE=FrankDigitola;4414550]Yeah. So wild. I had 0 intentions of banging. But the ridiculous up charge forced me to ask out of curiosity. I honestly thought she was going to say 300-350, but then she said 500 and that was seriously LOL inducing. I'm not a FS brah. Getting a relaxing massage and then being rushed through a <10 minute pounding isn't my idea of relaxation. But if I was a FS brah, I can't imagine a scenario where I'd pay something like that to smash. GPS is right. If one of the Thai legends was doing a pre retirement, FS, farewell tour, okay. I can understand a higher asking price (but not 500). If the girl was a 20 something glow princess with a crazy body and a good attitude, then sure. But a 40 something glowless unknown? That's not it chief.
Frankie.[/QUOTE]So, I was trying to schedule with another masseuse (who turned out to be unavailable) and was offered a session with Minnie. For me one of the primary requirements is getting a good massage and, when I asked about that, I was assured that Minnie was good in that department.
I was aware of Frankie's post but the provider who connected me to Minnie is a trusted friend so I decided to go with the flow and schedule an appt. I figured that if I got a decent massage, and a little extra, I would be a happy enough camper. And I also resolved to think with the big head and not overpay.
When I met Minnie I was pleasantly surprised by her appearance. She has a curvy-athletic body and an attractive face that has an exotic look as though she might be Thai mixed with something else. She had a good attitude with me so I just got on the table and let her go to work. I'd rate her massage in the upper half of the Thai masseuses I've seen. By way of reference, not as good as KK or Nalee but better than Nikki.
We chatted away (her English is above average) and I learned that she's new to this, is only in VA for a short visit (but might return), and her family in Thailand has some pressing needs that she's trying to help with. I have no way of verifying any of this but I generally have a pretty good BS-o-meter and the way the conversation went it had a genuine vibe.
When the flip time came I was expecting a hard upsell but surprisingly it didn't happen. Things moved along smoothly and I simply assured her that I would tip her well because I enjoyed her massage and would certainly schedule repeat visits. Not sure why my session was so different from Frankie's. Maybe it's a case of extreme YMMV, or maybe she's so new to this that she's evolving as she learns, or maybe her experience with Frankie taught her a lesson? Whatever the case, I was thoroughly satisfied. I'm reluctant to give more details because I don't want to mislead or raise expectations that might not be fulfilled. The best I can do is say I paid a bit more than I've paid for other Thai providers, but not excessively so. And I can further attest that Minnie has a wonderful set of full C / D teddies and an exotic tattoo covering her entire back.
There are certainly some Thai providers who have full-on GPS, such as Nadia and Alice (aka Rose, aka Vivian) and are only about the $, but I would not put Minnie in that category. As always, YMMV, and all I can do is post about my personal experience, which was a good one, and about which I'm still smiling as I think about it.
Crazy hobby this, eh?