Massage Parlor Reports

That is really funny, what you have spent years doing is paying money to bang a girl who wouldn't look at you twice on the street. Its not much of a accomplishment. All it takes to learn what you know is $160 and a copy of the City Paper. [/QUOTE]I suppose that the hundreds of Asians that you say you have been with, over the many years you have patronized the Asian MP would look at you twice? You seemed to miss the whole point of my post, which has to do with questions posed by members, asking questions that are easily found by searching past posts. You, for your part, haven't asked tor information yet, and with your attitude, probably won't get an answer. Fuck Off.

GTR

[QUOTE=Zappa3; 1200267]I avoid the bar by parking east at across from the Mars. Don't use the front door. Go around the back by their parking area. One time, as I was leaving there, I ran into a female bar employee who was in walking out of the backyard of the house next door. I know the bar workers must know about this place so I was feeling real uncomfortable about it.

It sounds like you got the mamasan whom I haven't seen there since last fall. She does have an above average massage and with a few beers in you looks decent enough to me, but I know what you're saying.[/QUOTE]You have no clue as to what you are talking about.

DJP

[QUOTE=Jalb25;1202152]I have been "off the circuit" for a while due to travel and lack of funds. I want to get back out this weekend and I have a serious hunger for some big, natural Asian breasts. No store bought boobies (unless they are huge and look and feel amazingly real) for me this weekend. I want the real thing! Does anyone have any advice on where I should visit and who should I see. I'm just looking for BIG NATURAL breasts. I'm not much concerned about looks, just boobs. FS is not necessary and a standard HE is all I'm looking for right now. Thanks for the help![/QUOTE]LOL. I see you are on a mission from the Lord! Sad, with all the um, turnover, at the spas there are no guaranteed BIG BOOBIES!

So alas, you must take that lonesome journey by yourself until you find the BIG BOOBIES you seek. But the good news is that there are indeed boobies aplenty out there, and no boobie is a bad boobie. They are all good.

Vaya con Dios mi amigo! Find those boobies!

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1202748]LOL. I see you are on a mission from the Lord! Sad, with all the um, turnover, at the spas there are no guaranteed BIG BOOBIES!

So alas, you must take that lonesome journey by yourself until you find the BIG BOOBIES you seek. But the good news is that there are indeed boobies aplenty out there, and no boobie is a bad boobie. They are all good.

Vaya con Dios mi amigo! Find those boobies! [/QUOTE]Yes, I feel as if I'm on a mission from God. Must find BIG ASIAN BOOBIES!

Any help would be greatly appreciated!
Thanks :)

[QUOTE=Jalb25;1202152]I have been "off the circuit" for a while due to travel and lack of funds. I want to get back out this weekend and I have a serious hunger for some big, natural Asian breasts. No store bought boobies (unless they are huge and look and feel amazingly real) for me this weekend. I want the real thing! Does anyone have any advice on where I should visit and who should I see. I'm just looking for BIG NATURAL breasts. I'm not much concerned about looks, just boobs. FS is not necessary and a standard HE is all I'm looking for right now. Thanks for the help![/QUOTE]Victoria at JHH has a nice set, not huge but 34c, c+. Call first and see if she's there.

GTR

Asian women and big boobs seem to be mutually exclusive, the holy grail of yellow feverdom (unless you find a fatty). If you find what you seek let us all know. Nancy from jhh is close but not quite what you may desire. Just about a see cup.

[QUOTE=Jalb25; 1202866]Yes, I feel as if I'm on a mission from God. Must find BIG ASIAN BOOBIES!

Any help would be greatly appreciated!

Thanks[/QUOTE]

Speaking of which, just got back from a little holiday servicing with the assistance of Amy. Not bad. Still shorted a little on time, but the rub was way better than my last visit there with Cindy. Really worked a few aches and kinks out.

Ended getting soaked for. 6 HE, but some extras were thrown in to make it worthwhile. Ms. A seems to have very sensitive nips.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 7.

Body: 7

Attitude: 8

Service: 8.

Butter Dog

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[QUOTE=Zappa3;1203020]Asian women and big boobs seem to be mutually exclusive, the holy grail of yellow feverdom (unless you find a fatty). If you find what you seek let us all know. Nancy from jhh is close but not quite what you may desire. Just about a see cup.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the suggestions. I'm looking for a large C or bigger and a fatty is ok (a big girl is fine with me but just not grossly obese). Would love to find another Kay (Rainbow. 21, B&B and mentioned many times on these local forums) but she is now retired or taking a long break. She has perfect D's with long nipples and a lot of fun with great personality too! We still keep in touch.

Also, Connie formerly from Silk was another favorite of mine. She was a larger girl (tall and big boned, not a spinner) with big D's (not sure if they were real but they were spectacular) and a really nice ass. I read some negative comments but she was awesome once you got to know her (or I guess, spent enough money on her). If I could design my perfect sex partner it would be modeled after her! Does anyone know if she is still working anywhere?

Ok. That is what I'm looking for and I don't think I'm going to have much luck finding her this weekend. I greatly appreciate the help and suggestions.

Thanks!

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Had such a good time the other day went back to the new place. Saw the manager at the door and greeted her by name and she seemed surprised, didn't recognize me I guess. I tried to get the same girl as last time but didn't get her name right and when I tried to describe her they seemed to get confused so instead I pulled a petite 30's girl, about an 8 and went for the shower. I was in there for a few minutes when the manager showed up with the other girl and peeked in to see if she recognized me, which she did so everything is cool and I now have three girls in the shower with me. I would like to report an interesting experience here, but it didn't happen, the other two left and we went back to the room. Average massage, not much roaming, and on the flip she wasn't interested in a lot of preliminaries. Tried kissing her neck and she went nuts, real ticklish, so anything above the boobs technically off limits but I kept going for it since it got a great reaction and everything tightened up. Finished mish and that was pretty good but overall her attitude wasn't all that friendly and I won't repeat. I like a lot of smiles and laughing and playing. Any recommendations for a new guy? I think this is Coco that has been described before in other places in the forums (see, I RTFF, why can't everyone chill and just have fun? New guys need some advice so their first experiences are good and they don't call it quits. I've tried to give some good reports as a new guy so please don't give me shit, happy memorial day!).

[QUOTE=Drunk Again; 1203913]Why are you (Dickster) even here?

There's a level of ignorance, anger, and infantile idiocy from your posts that doesn't seem to illicity any kind of assistance, brotherhood, or respect. [/QUOTE]Yeah, I just read all of Dick's "reports". And I am sorry that I wasted my time in doing so. He has nothing to contribute to this board but a crappy attitude and pointless attacks (see Smiling Fox and GTR). I guess I'm the next target for the same crappy attitude and pointless attacks. Oh well, don't mean a thing to me. I just need to find that ol' ignore button and make it all go away.

BD

[QUOTE=Jalb25; 1203371]Thanks for the suggestions. I'm looking for a large C or bigger and a fatty is ok (a big girl is fine with me but just not grossly obese). Would love to find another Kay (Rainbow. 21, B&B and mentioned many times on these local forums) but she is now retired or taking a long break. She has perfect D's with long nipples and a lot of fun with great personality too! We still keep in touch.

Also, Connie formerly from Silk was another favorite of mine. She was a larger girl (tall and big boned, not a spinner) with big D's (not sure if they were real but they were spectacular) and a really nice ass. I read some negative comments but she was awesome once you got to know her (or I guess, spent enough money on her). If I could design my perfect sex partner it would be modeled after her! Does anyone know if she is still working anywhere?

Ok. That is what I'm looking for and I don't think I'm going to have much luck finding her this weekend. I greatly appreciate the help and suggestions.

Thanks! [/QUOTE]Enough of the bickering, please.

I need BOOBIES! The weekend is almost over!

Thanks again!

[QUOTE=Dickster;1203611]I did read the FF and the FF didn't tell me shit. Just like you![/QUOTE]I wrote the post referred to in this Dickster rant. BD, sorry to inflict this bothersome waste of time on you. If he would have gone back less than a month to #3431 he would have found the key. Sorry I was so secretive in my choice of wording. But now the Orphan Annie decoder rings can be put away, the code is English, plain and simple. This along with a wee bit of effort will provide all the answers. Happy Memorial Day.

GTR

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks;1204089]But now the Orphan Annie decoder rings can be put away, the code is English, plain and simple.[/QUOTE]Yeah, you ain't kidding me. Just a little wee bit of effrot is all it takes. But aparently this dick is just a complainer. Oh, don't forget about 3426 and 3193. I don't want to hear about any complaints about just ONE vague reference.

El Mantequilla Perro

[QUOTE=Houndog1;1203836]Had such a good time the other day went back to the new place. Saw the manager at the door and greeted her by name and she seemed surprised, didn't recognize me I guess. I tried to get the same girl as last time but didn't get her name right and when I tried to describe her they seemed to get confused so instead I pulled a petite 30's girl, about an 8 and went for the shower. I was in there for a few minutes when the manager showed up with the other girl and peeked in to see if she recognized me, which she did so everything is cool and I now have three girls in the shower with me. I would like to report an interesting experience here, but it didn't happen, the other two left and we went back to the room. Average massage, not much roaming, and on the flip she wasn't interested in a lot of preliminaries. Tried kissing her neck and she went nuts, real ticklish, so anything above the boobs technically off limits but I kept going for it since it got a great reaction and everything tightened up. Finished mish and that was pretty good but overall her attitude wasn't all that friendly and I won't repeat. I like a lot of smiles and laughing and playing. Any recommendations for a new guy? I think this is Coco that has been described before in other places in the forums (see, I RTFF, why can't everyone chill and just have fun? New guys need some advice so their first experiences are good and they don't call it quits. I've tried to give some good reports as a new guy so please don't give me shit, happy memorial day!).[/QUOTE]Saw your previous posts and didn't see any where what the damage $$$ was. Can you give details on how much the damage was? I'm debatin on checking this place out this week and wanted to see if it was worth it or just going to JH.

I recently paid a visit to Victoria Spa on York road in Lutherville. Have not seen a lot of buzz on the place so I though I would leave a quick report.

The place was clean and quite. In the basement of the building. Entry is on the side so it is easy to avoid attracting to much attention, also one can park in the back, albeit the place is on a busy street.

I was met by Coco who was sort of attractive but not ugly. Tall, thin nice skin, small-ish chest. Massage was mediocre although she did ask if I wanted soft or hard massage. When she led to the room she asked me to undress. She stepped out, and to my surprise didn't return for far to long. When the massage started it was little more than girlfriend quality soft touching, although I asked for hard massage. Just prior to the turn she said,"just a minute" and left the room again. I was all ready to go and began to lose interest as it took her about 3 minutes to return.

When she did, she arrived completely dis-robed which quickly put me in the mood again. She began with a CBJ on her own and then pointed to her honey-spot and asked if I wanted that as well. Her attitude improved and the service finished nicely. I got the feeling service would improve with repeat visits.

Cheers!

[QUOTE=Kousei; 1204457]I recently paid a visit to Victoria Spa on York road in Lutherville. Have not seen a lot of buzz on the place so I though I would leave a quick report.

The place was clean and quite. In the basement of the building. Entry is on the side so it is easy to avoid attracting to much attention, also one can park in the back, albeit the place is on a busy street.

I was met by Coco who was sort of attractive but not ugly. Tall, thin nice skin, small-ish chest. Massage was mediocre although she did ask if I wanted soft or hard massage. When she led to the room she asked me to undress. She stepped out, and to my surprise didn't return for far to long. When the massage started it was little more than girlfriend quality soft touching, although I asked for hard massage. Just prior to the turn she said,"just a minute" and left the room again. I was all ready to go and began to lose interest as it took her about 3 minutes to return.

When she did, she arrived completely dis-robed which quickly put me in the mood again. She began with a CBJ on her own and then pointed to her honey-spot and asked if I wanted that as well. Her attitude improved and the service finished nicely. I got the feeling service would improve with repeat visits.

Cheers! [/QUOTE]What was the $ damage?

Food for thought, this previous report by Drofnalb may apply to newly opened spots.

Highly detailed reports may draw fire, I would hate to see a good thing be shut down prematurely.

Quote Originally Posted by Drofnalb View Post.

I do not pretend to be the police of this board, but current times require more discretion.

Let me explain, I went to the westside location recently. They were full of customers. Mama wanted me to wait in the tanning room until someone was free (I left and went to Blue instead). This is because all of our spots are getting shut down.

Lets try not to loose the little we have left. Please keep reporting, but try to save the juicy details for a PM session.

Thanks

[QUOTE=The NewGuy;1204282]Saw your previous posts and didn't see any where what the damage $$$ was. Can you give details on how much the damage was? I'm debatin on checking this place out this week and wanted to see if it was worth it or just going to JH.[/QUOTE]Same damage as JH, .7 house and $ for FS (at least that's what they've charged me ). I really like JH but prefer how clean VicSpa was. Forgot to mention the last time I was there 1/2 way through sounded like the landlord or the bike shop manager from upstairs came in and was complaining loudly about the humidity problem and how it smelled like a swimming pool (the table shower) and how they never had that problem before. I was getting annoyed and CoCo eventually went out and let mama know in Chinese and she finally kicked him out so we could get back to business. Hope this doesn't cause unwanted attention.

Anybody seen any other girls here or is it just Sheshe and Coco?

Cheers!

I agree with this, especially considering the fact that our beloved AMPs are stationary targets. SWs and escorts are a little different in that the girls can move around, change their names, and phone numbers. A simple recommendation with ratings scale would suffice for me. Sometimes I cringe when I read some of the reports here and it makes me think twice about going anytime soon. There is no reason to be too graphic, unless you want the fun to stop.

[QUOTE=Newbie; 1205487]Food for thought, this previous report by Drofnalb may apply to newly opened spots.

Highly detailed reports may draw fire, I would hate to see a good thing be shut down prematurely.

Quote Originally Posted by Drofnalb View Post.

I do not pretend to be the police of this board, but current times require more discretion.

Let me explain, I went to the westside location recently. They were full of customers. Mama wanted me to wait in the tanning room until someone was free (I left and went to Blue instead). This is because all of our spots are getting shut down.

Lets try not to loose the little we have left. Please keep reporting, but try to save the juicy details for a PM session.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

Well I went to jhh for the first time last week. Was a little unsure of the parking but I parked outback next to a shed. I walked up the rear entrance and was greater by a very nice young lady. Said her name was Bonnie. I was very pleased with her youthful appearance. She was not thin but was not heavy either and the best thing was her English was really not broken. I paid her for an hour house fee. Went back to the room and the Massage was nice but not the best I have ever had although there was a lot of playing around my special place. On the flip she asked what I was willing to spend. I said. 6 and she said he HJ. Now I have been to massage parlors before and spend anywhere from 2 to 3 for that service. So I said no I don't think so. Much to my surprise she told me. 8 for full. SOLD. I've never done FS at an AMP but figured it was a good deal. Pretty decent experience. On the way out I was introduced to 2 other ladies that were working, they were older and not my cup of tea but she told me to cone back and try all the ladies. I will def go back but with the intention to see bonnie again.

Does anyone know what happened to Nirvana on Bel Air Road and the Beltway, they appear to be closed? ? Wonder where Tina is now, she was a friendly litle filly!

Have been now a few times.

Have had Linda 3x, and Nancy (CheChe) once.

I believe there is one or two other maseusses there, but have not tried yet.

Both ladies, though different in technique and attitude, were excellent providers.

One more business like, one more playful.

This is a very welcome addition to the Northern Baltimore area.

What does it take to become a Sr. Member on this board? Apparently it takes 6 posts of little value, and 30 posts degrading fellow comrades, or calling them out for calling a spade a spade. YOU, and I'm sure you know who you are, are degrading this forum. For somebody who likes to talk the talk, you can't seem to walk the walk. Go back to the playground and grow a pair!

Jalb, haven't heard from you in a while. Did you ever find those elusive big Asian boobies that you were so desperately looking for? Good luck and good hunting. I got to say that big Asian boobies are more of the exception than the norm.

BD

[QUOTE=Butter Dog; 1208405]Jalb, haven't heard from you in a while. Did you ever find those elusive big Asian boobies that you were so desperately looking for? Good luck and good hunting. I got to say that big Asian boobies are more of the exception than the norm.

BD[/QUOTE]Hey,

Thanks for the interest in my noble quest but I am still looking.
Does anyone have any info if Connie from Silk is still working anywhere in the area?
I do need a fix and I need it bad!

Thanks again.

[QUOTE=Butter Dog; 1208405]Jalb, haven't heard from you in a while. Did you ever find those elusive big Asian boobies that you were so desperately looking for? Good luck and good hunting. I got to say that big Asian boobies are more of the exception than the norm.

BD[/QUOTE]Especially if they are natural kind. Bigger ones are usually store bought.

DJP

Yea guys the most to hope for in Rockville is HJ. Went to 2 yesterday. The first one I should have known it would be crap cause they advertise on dc craigslist for 45 / hr. Absolutely no extras were available she just said "massage finish" and left the room, massage was good gave a. 2 tip. Still feelin backed up I decided to check out another place.

I've been seein many places advertising asian and latin girls available. But what I think happens is that its a AMP and they have some contract latinas that they call if a client asks for one ahead of time and they come over. So checked out a spot on shady grove ct, was told they had latina. So when I get there a asian DUDE answers the door, I'm like WTF, but I say he is a guy he won't waste another guy's time he mus know why men go to parlors and it aint just for HJ. Anyway he tells me the latina chick's car broke down and she can't makeit so he show me the asian chic there who had some nice D's, so I say why not. The massage was ok, she however was not even comin close to the boys which was strange. So on the flip she ask me what I want so I do the universal hand symbol of the index and thumb on one hand and the index finger of the other hand.

I ould see the fear in her eyes she said " no, no I will get locked up", I tried to reassure her I was not he police nor would I tell anyone but she was too scared, had to plead with her to show me the funbags, I realised the night was a waste so I settled for a HJ gave her. 4 tip. So I think rockville is over priced and under serving.

Courtesan Lover

[QUOTE=CourtesanLover; 1210012]Rockville parlors suck!

[/QUOTE]Psssst. This is the Baltimore AMP board.

I dropped by Jasmine Spa yesterday to waste some time since I was in the area. Mamasan asked if I had made an appointment. I told her that I had not. She explained that she only had one girl working today and that she was only taking appointments. I am not sure if that is for every Monday or if another provider could not make it in. I have a feeling that it is more of the former than the latter. It may give the girls a little time to rest and recuperate. I have heard good things about the place, so the next time I am in the area, I will make an appointment.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[QUOTE=CourtesanLover;1210012]Yea guys the most to hope for in Rockville is HJ. [/QUOTE]You must be new to the hobby or the area.

Do not look for any SPA in Mont Co to give you extras. There may be a 1 off here and there for a short while, but 99. 9% of what is in Mont. Co. Is all tease and no please. The Rockville pike spas typically will even hint that if you tip them something else may happen. You know what it is, they will leave the room with the tip and come back and finish the standard massage.

And for future reference this is the forum you want to post about Rockville in: [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?527-Montgomery-County[/url]

[QUOTE=Jalb25; 1209510]Hey,

Thanks for the interest in my noble quest but I am still looking.

Does anyone have any info if Connie from Silk is still working anywhere in the area?

I do need a fix and I need it bad!

Thanks again[/QUOTE]Jalb, have you checked out ML yet? Specifically Rose from there?

After all the talks recently about Vic Spa, I went there this evening around 7pm with the intension of visiting. I decided that I was going to park in the back so I wouldn't have to use the front entrance. As I turned around the corner, I saw 2 unmarked LEs with their owners in full uniform sitting in the cars talking to each other.

I am not sure if it was just a coincident that they were parked there to chat, but I didn't take any chances and just drove out. Just wanted to give you guys a heads up to becareful.

Haven't been to either one. But keep hearing good things about both. Which one is better: ML or JHH?

Has anyone been able to get in reach with Kristy lately, from the many numbers I call from she doesn't pick up. I hope everything is ok.

[QUOTE=Franchise2;1210417]Haven't been to either one. But keep hearing good things about both. Which one is better: ML or JHH?[/QUOTE]. I like ML. Been many times in the past years, usually consistant. I tried Jhh once, felt the ladies were older. I was down in the so called dungeon. The mamasan at ML is very nice as she gets to know you. Let us know.

[QUOTE=Franchise2;1210417]Haven't been to either one. But keep hearing good things about both. Which one is better: ML or JHH?[/QUOTE]They both are good. It just depends on wether you have a preference for a Chinese girl or a Korean girl.

[QUOTE=Franchise2;1210417]Haven't been to either one. But keep hearing good things about both. Which one is better: ML or JHH?[/QUOTE]Depending on which side of town you are on, it's pretty much a toss-up. Read back a few pages, and make your own choice. Then, report on your adventure. You'll be satisfied with either choice.

GTR

Had another great visit at ML not sure who I saw seemed to be a new girl but she had the practice to make it all good. 7. For 45 and $ for FS. Super CBJ and multiple positions before the COB.

Dink