Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1756186]I doubt anyone working at Panda is anywhere near being a LMT. I doubt they would know one muscle from the next. And just because someone is a LMT doesn't mean they know what the hell they're doing. Take Pam at Healing Touch. She's been doing massages for 20+ years and she is horrible at it. If you want to know what a real massgage feels like, go to one of the therapists at Bham School of Massage. They know what they are doing. They're not just rubbing on you and making you feel good. I'm sure the women at Panda get a significant cut. And if they don't who gives a shit. I'm not trying to make up for what their employer don't give them. I f you're charging me a service where I fell like it's high to begin with, then I'm not going to tip. I'm not tipping my doctor, dentist, insurance man or mechanic. And I feel massages are in that category. There is the old saying "people who work on tips." Obviously those people are servers in restaurants, bartenders, etc. It ain't the person who cuts your hair. The majority of people who cut hair, if they are in a decent shop, they're not hurting for money. So, that's my 2 cents again. If you all want to tip for no reason, go ahead. I guarantee you I'm getting the same service you are.[/QUOTE]Looking at your post #1335 you say you had very lackluster massages then in post #1342 you say this"The first time I went to Panda, I didn't expect anything. I wanted a good massage. It's hard to find anyone who does massages past 5 in the evening. And I got a good massage." So what can we all deduce from this? That regardless of what type of massage you get you don't tip. Okay fine but me personally have never had a bad massage there. Could it be because I always tip? Who knows but after they are done I feel great so for me it's a great value based on the price.

Did you need to read all of those to "deduce" that I don't tip? I believe that's what I've been saying all along. I've been to Panda maybe 5 times, and I have had 3 different people. The first time I went there I got a girl who no longer works there, and the massage was great, as I said. That's why I went back. But the other 4 massages from the 2 different girls (one older, one younger) were the exact same both times. They were mediocere. And I didn't tip. I will never tip for just a massage. But as I said in a earlier post, which no one paid any attention to, there are things to be had at a place like Panda or Foot Accupressure. One just has to know what they're doing. And then I will tip.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4;1756226]Looking at your post #1335 you say you had very lackluster massages then in post #1342 you say this"The first time I went to Panda, I didn't expect anything. I wanted a good massage. It's hard to find anyone who does massages past 5 in the evening. And I got a good massage." So what can we all deduce from this? That regardless of what type of massage you get you don't tip. Okay fine but me personally have never had a bad massage there. Could it be because I always tip? Who knows but after they are done I feel great so for me it's a great value based on the price.[/QUOTE]

Guys.

Lets stop talking about Panda. I know the forum says Massage Parlor Reports, but the website is named USA sex guide! I want to read about the good and bad experiences from parlors that give HE, and full service. I go to legit parlors all of the time, but you don't hear me talking about it on this site. Panda may give good massages, which is awesome for you guys wanting only a massage, but can we move on from talking about Panda? Do we need to make another form for legit MP's? Honestly I don't believe some of you who say you only wanted a good massage, because if it was true you wouldn't keep saying things like "Visit panda today; good massage but no HE" There are a lot of good places to get legit massages other than Panda. Tip if you like or don't it doesn't matter lets just move on from Panda.

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[QUOTE=Dnetlife; 1756598]Guys.

Lets stop talking about Panda. I know the forum says Massage Parlor Reports, but the website is named USA sex guide! I want to read about the good and bad experiences from parlors that give HE, and full service. I go to legit parlors all of the time, but you don't hear me talking about it on this site. Panda may give good massages, which is awesome for you guys wanting only a massage, but can we move on from talking about Panda? Do we need to make another form for legit MP's? Honestly I don't believe some of you who say you only wanted a good massage, because if it was true you wouldn't keep saying things like "Visit panda today; good massage but no HE" There are a lot of good places to get legit massages other than Panda. Tip if you like or don't it doesn't matter lets just move on from Panda.[/QUOTE]I agree make another forum for Panda and other BS legit massage locations. All I care about HE and FS.

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You know, every once in awhile there needs to be a little diversion away from the same old shit here. Reading about AMP's is about the most predictable thing there is. There is nothing that anyone can write that's going to be any mind blowing news. I've been going to AMP's for 20 years, and have been to many different states, and they are all the same. Granted some may have better looking girls than others, and there's a one % chance you might luck into one doing something really amazing. But as far as what's going to go on there the majority of the time, it's no mystery. We know what's going to happen. You're going to get a light rubdown by an attractive Asian woman, then there will be some dickering over services, and then you will get your HJ, or FS, and then be on your way. I can go to Bali right now and it's no different than going to VIP in Center Point 15 years ago. The only real viable info on here is SW and escort info, so if someone wants to discuss something other than the same, mundane shit, who cares? Reading a AMP report is about as predictable as the local, hack sports shows here. I could go away for 20 years and come back in the middle of June and turn the radio on and they're still going to be having a boring college football conversation.

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1758100]You know, every once in awhile there needs to be a little diversion away from the same old shit here. Reading about AMP's is about the most predictable thing there is. There is nothing that anyone can write that's going to be any mind blowing news. I've been going to AMP's for 20 years, and have been to many different states, and they are all the same. Granted some may have better looking girls than others, and there's a one % chance you might luck into one doing something really amazing. But as far as what's going to go on there the majority of the time, it's no mystery. We know what's going to happen. You're going to get a light rubdown by an attractive Asian woman, then there will be some dickering over services, and then you will get your HJ, or FS, and then be on your way. I can go to Bali right now and it's no different than going to VIP in Center Point 15 years ago. The only real viable info on here is SW and escort info, so if someone wants to discuss something other than the same, mundane shit, who cares? Reading a AMP report is about as predictable as the local, hack sports shows here. I could go away for 20 years and come back in the middle of June and turn the radio on and they're still going to be having a boring college football conversation.[/QUOTE]Agreed and this is the correct forum to talk about Panda. Amazes me how folks want to whine and moan about something they do not have to read. If you see the word Panda in the post then simply move along. Others want to hear it and may or may not benefit from whatever is posted. I don't do street walkers but I do read some of the posts for entertainment. If I don't like what I read I don't complain in there I just move on to something else. No one forces anyone to read these forums.

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Just saw this on facebook. Twice in less than a month.

Wow. Bali was busted again today. Don't guess it'll be open Monday this time.

It seems with these last few busts, the BPD is doing something that I believe I have never seen, which is post a mug of one of the "customers." Maybe I am wrong, but I don't remember that happening. Maybe they realize that just shutting them down every so often isn't working, and it has never worked, and now they have resorted to putting a face to these people. If that is their current tactic, it would definitely work with me. The last thing I would want would be to have my mug associated with any such thing. Maybe if they figure if everyone thinks like me, it will just drive them out of business and they will move on. To go in when / if they open back up would not be the wisest thing one could do, I wouldn't think. What's your thoughts?

Is v. I. P. Still open? Or are all the AMPs closed in be-ham?

L. G.

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1759085]It seems with these last few busts, the BPD is doing something that I believe I have never seen, which is post a mug of one of the "customers." Maybe I am wrong, but I don't remember that happening. Maybe they realize that just shutting them down every so often isn't working, and it has never worked, and now they have resorted to putting a face to these people. If that is their current tactic, it would definitely work with me. The last thing I would want would be to have my mug associated with any such thing. Maybe if they figure if everyone thinks like me, it will just drive them out of business and they will move on. To go in when / if they open back up would not be the wisest thing one could do, I wouldn't think. What's your thoughts?[/QUOTE]I can't figure out how they are charging him with anything unless they saw the whole transaction unfold. I can only guess he confessed to LE and they booked him. If he had kept his mouth shut, they may have done it just to humiliate him.

[QUOTE=Highway Man;1760836]I can't figure out how they are charging him with anything unless they saw the whole transaction unfold. I can only guess he confessed to LE and they booked him. If he had kept his mouth shut, they may have done it just to humiliate him.[/QUOTE]I was in that caucasian place out Parkway East when the Sheriff's Dept. Busted in and shut the place down. I was still face down and nothing was going on, so I just denied anything was happening. The girl was nude, but I was still face down and covered with a towel, so nothing could be done to me. Ten minutes later would have been a different matter.

Maybe I'm just missing something, but what's the "caucasian place?"

[QUOTE=Bully;1760975]I was in that caucasian place out Parkway East when the Sheriff's Dept. Busted in and shut the place down. I was still face down and nothing was going on, so I just denied anything was happening. The girl was nude, but I was still face down and covered with a towel, so nothing could be done to me. Ten minutes later would have been a different matter.[/QUOTE]