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[QUOTE=Two Nutts][QUOTE=Ilapp]One of the great songs of all time,huh? I think it also will be the title of a book that a friend and I are contemplating writing on dating strippers
I want to be in the room when you SO reads it and asks "where did you get all the materal from"[/QUOTE]Just tell her Ilapp is a ghostwriter.
[QUOTE=Two Nutts][QUOTE=Ilapp]One of the great songs of all time,huh? I think it also will be the title of a book that a friend and I are contemplating writing on dating strippers
I want to be in the room when you SO reads it and asks "where did you get all the materal from"[/QUOTE]
Considering some of the things said on here I had a great come back, but I will be good, the manlove thing needs to go. I am really not too worried, names will be changed to protect the guilty, at least until Oprah's book of the month interview. Plus, you are assuming that my SO isn't in it.
I made my first trip to BBF last week, but am just now getting around to making a report. I was able to get by on Tues night and Wed. Evening. The place was crowded when I arrived Tues at 9 but had thinned out by 11. Wed I arrived about 7 and stayed til about 830. There are lots of good looking girls, and I can't imagine someone not being able to find a girl whose looks/body type is not to their liking. The girls did need some encouragement to get topless, once on Tues the DJ even mentioned that, and politely implied that they might need to look elsewhere to work if they didn't take his advice. I found the "view" to be better at the end of the stage farthest from the door, almost as if the other end was a place to warm up. It was busy enough on Tues that I did not get any private dances. On Wed, I spent some time with a real cutie who has a sister and a cousin that work there also. Being my first time, I did not know what to expect, but had a very good session in the back, and was pleasantly surprised by the contact allowed, especially for the $12 dances. All in all, I found it very comparable with the mileage available at Kokomo's Hip-Hugger. I intend to return.
[QUOTE=Ilapp]It involves a shower(actually two different kinds), thieving relatives, way too many days of missed methadone treatments, deadbeat husbands, vehicular failure, played out thieving dancers, tattoos, gas money,cigarette money, roadhead, shared conversations with a "client", bar manager angst, a tardy excuse slip from boyfriend(me), phone failure, failure to pay, child care trauma, spousal fights(hers) and more stuff that is still just swimming around in my head.[/QUOTE]
If I wrote that chapter, I would call it "Stuff that happens every week when you date 'those girls'.".
You forgot about giving them a cell phone to use, buying them a motel room for first a weekend and then for a week, them running up the phone bill in the room you purchased, a knock on the door and then a drug deal goes down, popping oxy's,vicotins and the like, waiting half the night for her to get ready then she's half passed out from the meds she took, days w/o phone calls to then find out her baby fell off the bed and now she's in trouble for child abuse, calls to "come see me at the club tonite, I'm in an amateur contest and need you to cheer", taking her out to eat only to have her fake getting sick and then leaving you, paying to fix her car and then taking back the money cause you think she's farking you over, her getting mad at you cause you shut her phone off(really it's yours) and screaming at you for unpaying her car repair, calls in the middle of the night from exboyfriends who get her number cause she's passed out somewhere, threats to "leave my girl alone or I'm gonna kick your ass", getting my voicemail hacked by a jealous boyfriend................Sigh, I could go on and on w/ this. Illapp, we may have to do like an encyclopedia or something
[QUOTE=Ilapp]One of the great songs of all time,huh? I think it also will be the title of a book that a friend and I are contemplating writing on dating strippers and the life that accompanies it. Of course being old and a degenerate I probably have enough chapters already written to make a pretty decent size project, but after stories of the PoleKat, dead cats, and the stripper version of reverse mortgages and all the other stories that accompanied them here recently, and knowing that a number of you have great chapters in you also but just haven't contributed yet, I think it really should be a board collaborative. Why last night and this morning alone the material I got was priceless. It involves a shower(actually two different kinds), thieving relatives, way too many days of missed methadone treatments, deadbeat husbands, vehicular failure, played out thieving dancers, tattoos, gas money,cigarette money, roadhead, shared conversations with a "client", bar manager angst, a tardy excuse slip from boyfriend(me), phone failure, failure to pay, child care trauma, spousal fights(hers) and more stuff that is still just swimming around in my head. All of this and only one question keeps dancing through my mind; how could any one in their right mind have any doubts what so ever why we love them so? All of this and it started with just having a beer with two very good friends, the club was dead, boring and rather inconsequential, at least until much later I hear.
So please, all good full length stories in chapter form, notify me and we will arrange to collect them,and for those not inclined to write so much or whose stories are great but short, say if they involve pet mortuaries and the like, we should have an entire section dedicated to vignettes, that would be short stories by those lucky enough to run away fast enough to keep the story, and the damage, short.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Chill Pill]You forgot about giving them a cell phone to use, buying them a motel room for first a weekend and then for a week, them running up the phone bill in the room you purchased, a knock on the door and then a drug deal goes down, popping oxy's,vicotins and the like, waiting half the night for her to get ready then she's half passed out from the meds she took, days w/o phone calls to then find out her baby fell off the bed and now she's in trouble for child abuse, calls to "come see me at the club tonite, I'm in an amateur contest and need you to cheer", taking her out to eat only to have her fake getting sick and then leaving you, paying to fix her car and then taking back the money cause you think she's farking you over, her getting mad at you cause you shut her phone off(really it's yours) and screaming at you for unpaying her car repair, calls in the middle of the night from exboyfriends who get her number cause she's passed out somewhere, threats to "leave my girl alone or I'm gonna kick your ass", getting my voicemail hacked by a jealous boyfriend................Sigh, I could go on and on w/ this. Illapp, we may have to do like an encyclopedia or something[/QUOTE]I don't feel so bad now.
Thanks for cheering me up!
[QUOTE=Chill Pill]You forgot about giving them a cell phone to use, buying them a motel room for first a weekend and then for a week, them running up the phone bill in the room you purchased, a knock on the door and then a drug deal goes down, popping oxy's,vicotins and the like, waiting half the night for her to get ready then she's half passed out from the meds she took, days w/o phone calls to then find out her baby fell off the bed and now she's in trouble for child abuse, calls to "come see me at the club tonite, I'm in an amateur contest and need you to cheer", taking her out to eat only to have her fake getting sick and then leaving you, paying to fix her car and then taking back the money cause you think she's farking you over, her getting mad at you cause you shut her phone off(really it's yours) and screaming at you for unpaying her car repair, calls in the middle of the night from exboyfriends who get her number cause she's passed out somewhere, threats to "leave my girl alone or I'm gonna kick your ass", getting my voicemail hacked by a jealous boyfriend................Sigh, I could go on and on w/ this. Illapp, we may have to do like an encyclopedia or something[/QUOTE]
Yet she calls last week and you go back again. You know I love ya bro, but you're a stripper pussy junkie and there ain't no cure. On the other hand, I do believe your new one is not like the rest, she is different. Damn, guess I can't get that dancer--errrr, I mean monkey off my back either.
[QUOTE=Ilapp]Yet she calls last week and you go back again. You know I love ya bro, but you're a stripper pussy junkie and there ain't no cure. On the other hand, I do believe your new one is not like the rest, she is different. Damn, guess I can't get that dancer--errrr, I mean monkey off my back either.[/QUOTE]I've eyed the new one lots of times, and complimented her on her fine physique, but I was amazed at the attention CP got from her compared to what I've gotten.
[QUOTE=Ilapp]Yet she calls last week and you go back again. You know I love ya bro, but you're a stripper pussy junkie and there ain't no cure. On the other hand, I do believe your new one is not like the rest, she is different. Damn, guess I can't get that dancer--errrr, I mean monkey off my back either.[/QUOTE]
Oh my dear friend, you are so wrong. I only went to the amatuer contest last week and was only there for a bit. It pissed her off that I left but what do I care. All that other chit happened from March-April. That's when I finally started to get wise, yes I know it took some time but I've kicked that habit. The "new" one actually answers her phone, texts me back and actually has a brain that gets used. Wednesday nite is the big nite..............
BTW, on this whole strip club thing, Friday nite was capped off nicely by Lena in the couch area, HJ to completion. Amazing Ilapp, you'll like that one. Nicole could have used you that night also as she was struggling for cash, but I think she had it coming as that "mama" attitude was really coming out. Strange because she is usually pretty easy going.
[QUOTE=Ilapp]One of the great songs of all time,huh? I think it also will be the title of a book that a friend and I are contemplating writing on dating strippers and the life that accompanies it.[/QUOTE]
God the chapters I could add from my past. Even recently some of the same drama as Ilapp has experienced.
Let's see, freckles, another redhead who again does not like giving BJ's, she wants to buy me dinner, pay for the hotel, take me to the Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, loan me money, give me free lap dances, tie me down while she and another stripper do each other and then do me, house sit for another stripper so we have a free place to go, cook me dinner, well it just goes on and on. I don't know if I can take all the drama. Can someone please help!
FF
PS Freckles tonight and maybe finally a BJ.
[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]God the chapters I could add from my past. Even recently some of the same drama as Ilapp has experienced.
Let's see, freckles, another redhead who again does not like giving BJ's, she wants to buy me dinner, pay for the hotel, take me to the Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, loan me money, give me free lap dances, tie me down while she and another stripper do each other and then do me, house sit for another stripper so we have a free place to go, cook me dinner, well it just goes on and on. I don't know if I can take all the drama. Can someone please help!
FF
PS Freckles tonight and maybe finally a BJ.[/QUOTE]
I tried to keep her company and out of trouble after her trysts with the other stripper over the weekend, and even though someone told a friend of mine that she and I were dating- imagine that, me being confused with you, but alas, there is only one man enough for her. I put a twofer in the bank for you, not that you will need it. If it wasn't for the stripper golf outing Saturday I might have offered my company for Skynard though.
[QUOTE=HandfulOfWheel]I've eyed the new one lots of times, and complimented her on her fine physique, but I was amazed at the attention CP got from her compared to what I've gotten.[/QUOTE]
I believe much like FF's friend, she prefers a more mature type of man-someday when you are old like us you will understand.LOL
[QUOTE=Chill Pill]Oh my dear friend, you are so wrong. I only went to the amatuer contest last week and was only there for a bit. It pissed her off that I left but what do I care. All that other chit happened from March-April. That's when I finally started to get wise, yes I know it took some time but I've kicked that habit. The "new" one actually answers her phone, texts me back and actually has a brain that gets used. Wednesday nite is the big nite..............
BTW, on this whole strip club thing, Friday nite was capped off nicely by Lena in the couch area, HJ to completion. Amazing Ilapp, you'll like that one. Nicole could have used you that night also as she was struggling for cash, but I think she had it coming as that "mama" attitude was really coming out. Strange because she is usually pretty easy going.[/QUOTE]
Yes Lena is right in my wheelhouse when it comes to what I find attractive, but last time I spoke to Nichole my phone was burning with her anger towards me, probably best I missed that opportunity, although surely she has forgiven/forgotten me by now. On the other hand, she is a favorite of Misty's from current and past times, she probably could have cheered her up properly had she been there. Then again, sometimes --most times- all is forgiven with cash. Let's see, if I remember your pet name for Nichole, seems like it had something to do with the term "turdcutter" didn't it?
Hey everyone. Long time lurker, few time poster. Glad to see the mess in the Escort reports is cleaned up!
The cat is away for another couple of weeks and I'm just seeing if anyone has any interest in going out to a club in the next week. Last time I went out with justguessing and we had a pretty good time. He knows all the best ladies and is an impressive database of strip club history. I also got shitfaced in PTs and met someone quite accidentally (along with the now infamous instigator of all that escort report drama) as well. Sorry to whoever that was. I was indeed shitfaced as tends to happen when SO is away.
I usually get good mileage at PTs but I'm down for whatever.
PM is good.
Nos
I started to put this in the thread dedicated to a couple of specific clubs and some others of there ilk, which I would normally toss this visit into, but it deserves better. I decided to stand-up a couple of buddies and a polekat that had pissed me off at a more mainstream club, and I had to be downtown on business anyway, had been planning a slummin trip soon also, so why not hit Patty's, the beer has always been very cold there. And it was. But who would have guessed, best time I have had in a strip club in quite a while. Eight girls, four nothing to write home about, one I have seen in different places over the years, but all very friendly, drinking but not drunk, and pleasant. But the other four, mmmm. Two 20 year olds, and yes I am planning on being there for their 21st B-day party. One little Baby, not little at all. Not big in the bad way, tall, great legs, nice rack, gorgeous face, really a sweet girl, I just didn't get a chance to spend any quality time with her because of the other three. Sometimes you go looking for a diamond in the rough, and you find a Pearl. This one happens to be a 20 YO college student, not long removed from being a cheerleader at a large suburban high school, working for her fourth day as a dancer. She is smart, funny, a great conversationalist(get your mind out of the gutter, the kind that uses words) a very good dancer, and a tiny little body to die for. Small with great shape, if you need large breasts you won't find her as attractive as I did, she has the most perfect and sensuous little buds, you might think she is 12 instead of 20, but great waist legs and ass, and cute as hell. Her innate athletic ability makes her a natural on the pole, again out of the gutter, the brass kind, and for less than a week, will be exceptional on it and in spite of the youthful exuberance and innocence she radiates, she gives one of the most sensual and "productive" table dances around( yes now it's time to hit the gutter), again, a natural ability that will be worth seeing when developed. I wished I had the time to have a private dance with her, but it was the last two that kept me going there. This little gem will have to wait for another day. The other two are older, but only because 20 is so young, 23 is not going to qualify as old. They have both been dancing only 4 or 5 months. One is off the charts dirty hot, one of the best girls on a pole for being self taught and no one to learn from, pretty,good company, killer body, incredible tip dance off the side of the stage, and one of the best private dances had in a while, almost as good as the last girl. This one instead of athletic is a quiet kind of soft and sensual. Cute, sweet, nice to spend time with, but maybe not the kind that most will go for. However, if you can recognize the underlying heat which is given hint to by the sensuality given off, seen in one of the sexiest and hottest stage tip dances ever, I swear I got so excited watching her the first time give one to some bum at the stage that the girl that just got off stage that stopped by for a dollar dance must have thought she did a great job because I was so fricking worked up watching my little friend that I was completely out the bottom of my rather long shorts. Her private dances were sensual and exceptional. And I plan on many more.
It might seem strange to dedicate so much report on a dive that is off the beaten path, one that I have had great times and bad times in. Hit a number of home runs in that joint over the years, but this time didn't even try and work any carryout or any full meal deals. I needed a good time, and on a whim, I, and thanks to my good friend who stopped by for moral support just in case it wasn't doing me any good, had the best time in a "club" that I have had in a while. Some cute, fun girls, and pretty damn hot, but every one in there was nice and pleasant and the beer was cold. They deserved every word of it, it was the first time in a long time I enjoyed the conversations so much, there was zero drama, except for the fact that the girls hate that the clientele tends to have poor hygiene as a rule, and I left feeling that every penny was more than well spent. Even the old coot of a night doorman was funny and a cool guy. I was warned that after 9 the clientele gets different, and at least the cute ones I had fun with are gone by then. Nothing new about that there, been that way as long as I can remember, it just what it changes to every few years is different.