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[QUOTE=Free Mickey]Sorry to say but just looking at her ad made me want to throw up. I'm curious why anyone in the world would ever think about a chick like this one. Looks nasty and dirty. If you're gonna pay for it, why would you ever pay for that?[/QUOTE]

I'm with you on this one, but I think it is just the fact that they are nasty dirty that some guys like that shit. If you ever hooked up in real life with something like that, they would be calling you all the time, following you, and just being annoying.

Like a moped, lots of fun but nobody wants to be seen riding one.

It is not our place to judge each other's taste in women! To do so is to insult your brother in all this!

DO NOT ATTACK any of the women which any of us show interest in!

So long as the woman is a natural born female we will honor and respect her as such at best and refrain from comments such as your at the very least!

Now, had that been an ad for a shemale or CD or any other type of tranny it would be different.

RESPECT others and their opinions and NEVER go negative on what another man may like! NEVER!

Class is dismissed.

JJ

[QUOTE=Free Mickey]Sorry to say but just looking at her ad made me want to throw up. I'm curious why anyone in the world would ever think about a chick like this one. Looks nasty and dirty. If you're gonna pay for it, why would you ever pay for that?[/QUOTE]

In response to DI and FM,

My tastes vary widely, from "step out of a rap video or Maxim magazine" to an average looking chik with soft curves, a big ass and nice tits. I enjoy most sizes and definitely all shades. (Hence the reason I'm in the "hobby"..I love variety). My tastes change like the days of the week.

What I've learned is that while raw looks are important, chemistry and overall freakiness is just as important. There is nothing worse than a gorgeous provider just laying there acting like she's doing you a favor by allowing you the honor of being in her presence because she's pretty. To be honest, I've had more fun with average looking freaky chiks than drop dead gorgeous ones. I've also had more fun with some chiks on BP than I've had with actual Porn Stars. Ultimately, for me, it's not all about how a woman looks, it's more about her willingness to please.

[QUOTE=Drkrider] ...more fun with some chiks on BP than ...than with actual Porn Stars. ...it's not all about how a woman looks, it's more about her willingness to please.[/QUOTE]
The few proclaimed porn stars I've visited and the few who "acted" like porn stars all seemed to do just that - act. And the acting was never up to par. I have been with some average looking girls that got freakier than the hottest XXX movie. Some of them were acting, some not - just too darn hard to tell the difference.

I think the reason for this is that most porn stars think that mongers expect the acting while the average girl know that she need to be convincing. I'll take the average girl any day. I'd like to think that she was really into me - whether she was or not.

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Who the heck is Juicy Wet?

What is she doing on a Monger board?

I thought we banned the providers for voicing their thoughts?

Someone needs to reply to this or I am going to tell all the SW they could write on our board.

This is Madness to the Highest Level. It is like the Legion of Hookers has taken over.

[QUOTE=Juicy Wet]My Friend And I both use CL and backpage. We have doing the CL thing for your years we are both good girls but we have noticed the quality of the dates have went down hill in the last year. WHY? And what is up with all the Bareback business not that its wrong if thats the service you want get it but I remeber when rates where so much higher for it. And if girls charged that low mongers would be scared please tell me what happened. I am getting feed up in my hometown.[/QUOTE]

It does not matter to the Pimp Trick. Porn, regular, escort, or SW. They all act the same with me. When I put the meat-ski in them. It is a wrap.

At the end of the day with all Mongers. YMMV will be the slogan. If not, then it is the Monger Anthem.

[QUOTE=Alpha D]The few proclaimed porn stars I've visited and the few who "acted" like porn stars all seemed to do just that. Act. And the acting was never up to par. I have been with some average looking girls that got freakier than the hottest XXX movie. Some of them were acting, some not. Just too darn hard to tell the difference.

I think the reason for this is that most porn stars think that mongers expect the acting while the average girl know that she need to be convincing. I'll take the average girl any day. I'd like to think that she was really into me. Whether she was or not.

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[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]Who the heck is Juicy Wet?

What is she doing on a Monger board?

I thought we banned the providers for voicing their thoughts?

Someone needs to reply to this or I am going to tell all the SW they could write on our board.

This is Madness to the Highest Level. It is like the Legion of Hookers has taken over.[/QUOTE]


If you look at her profile, it appears "Juicy Wet" is a provider named Crissy Luv.

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]Who the heck is Juicy Wet?

What is she doing on a Monger board?

I thought we banned the providers for voicing their thoughts?

Someone needs to reply to this or I am going to tell all the SW they could write on our board.

This is Madness to the Highest Level. It is like the Legion of Hookers has taken over.[/QUOTE]I've seen her before she was in Laurel most of the summer last year. Huge titts but no hips and her ass is as flat as can be. She used to stand on 198 in MD for hours without getting picked up

[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/breast-lovers-click-here-21/2903495[/url]

[QUOTE=Hugh Wang]I've seen her before she was in Laurel most of the summer last year. Huge titts but no hips and her ass is as flat as can be. She used to stand on 198 in MD for hours without getting picked up

[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/breast-lovers-click-here-21/2903495[/url][/QUOTE]If you look up her posts. She is posting availability in Richmond and Boston at the same time. I was always suspect of her list since there are NO reviews, as long as she has been on BP. Either her boobs are so big she can be in two cities at the same time. Or she's a escort spam artist. I believe the later.

Also what up with some of the ladies on BP asking for a donation online. Are they crazy. I bet there is at least one sucker born ever day.

[QUOTE=Pimp Trick]Who the heck is Juicy Wet?

What is she doing on a Monger board?

I thought we banned the providers for voicing their thoughts?

Someone needs to reply to this or I am going to tell all the SW they could write on our board.

This is Madness to the Highest Level. It is like the Legion of Hookers has taken over.[/QUOTE]I second that Pimp.

[QUOTE=Hugh Wang]I've seen her before she was in Laurel most of the summer last year. Huge titts but no hips and her ass is as flat as can be. She used to stand on 198 in MD for hours without getting picked up

[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/breast-lovers-click-here-21/2903495[/url][/QUOTE]I would laugh in her face If she ever came up to my car talking about 85/for 15.

Is anyone else noticing an increase in fake pics in ads? I've seen providers using pics of pornstars and internet models. One ad is calling herself a puerto rican with double ds and she's got pics of pinky in her ad. Pinky aint got no got damn double ds. Not only that anyone in the world can recognize pinky by her short arms. This shit is getting pathetic.

Dre,

I've noticed the same thing over the last couple of months. Chicks are flagrantly using hijacked pics. Even of very famouse pornstars! Plus I hate the ads with pics of just body parts or with tiny/fuzzy pics where you really can't check out the goods. This is why CL is basically useless now b/c 90% of the ads are like this.

Quality ads are definitely harder to come by than they were even 3-4 months ago. This is why I've started to repeat with the good net providers I've found.

Happy huntin' fellas, it's tough out there these days.

Pizzle

[QUOTE=Dre336]Is anyone else noticing an increase in fake pics in ads? I've seen providers using pics of pornstars and internet models. One ad is calling herself a puerto rican with double ds and she's got pics of pinky in her ad. Pinky aint got no got damn double ds. Not only that anyone in the world can recognize pinky by her short arms. This shit is getting pathetic.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dre336]Is anyone else noticing an increase in fake pics in ads? I've seen providers using pics of pornstars and internet models. One ad is calling herself a puerto rican with double ds and she's got pics of pinky in her ad. Pinky aint got no got damn double ds. Not only that anyone in the world can recognize pinky by her short arms. This shit is getting pathetic.[/QUOTE]

This is becoming the norm on CL and BP. There are a million free photo sites they will go to. You really don't need to use tineye. A quick look at the pic file name in properties will usually reveal if it was downloaded from one of those sites. Not only pathetic but it can be considered a bait and switch scam.

[QUOTE=Sashimi]This is becoming the norm on CL and BP. [/QUOTE]

I wanted to add that some use older photos, before any weight gain, while others air brush or touch them up, or hide/blank out the face. A good rule to follow is, if the pic is of a fugly one it is probably her.