Bet you didn't know this....
I was relaxing in a post massage conversation with a local masseuse. We were talking about spas in general. She told me an old AMP trick, one she says goes back many, many years.
A lot of Fridays and Saturdays guys come in after the bars close. Often they are in their cups pretty deep. If so, usually their minds are more willing to perform than their bodies are able.
Some guys compensate by injesting stimulants stronger than coffee before their foray into the spa. What happens here, I am paraphrasing what she said, is that they get locked and loaded, but cannot fire off a round.
What the girls do is sneak into the bathroom, get a pinch of mint toothpaste, and drop it down the barrell. A strong handshake almost always brings results.
Who knew? She said the mint stimulates the nerves so much that it happens quickly.
Actually, she seemed professional about it, wanting all customers to go away happy. Happy customers = repeat customers.
But why stop at the Y when there's also that * right there pal?
[QUOTE=LoveLOS]
Guys, this is prostitution. If you are stupid scared of STD's, stay home and fuck your S.O. [b]It isn't GOOD sex unless you dine at the Y![/B]
So a lot of you guys have had ................ Eeeuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk ................
Lovelos sloppies!
Always use the mouthwash. Nuff said.
Is it me, or does Asian pussy juice just taste sweeter than other races? Or is it because Asian hookers bathe more? Probably the latter.
Last musing then I'll go away. Got to DC a few weeks ago. Tried the Gold place on the second floor. Also drew Lucky and felt very lucky for the experience. She has a beautiful body and a few surprises for little LL.
LoveLOS would repeat.
LL[/QUOTE]
miFellow DC Mongers:
It's been quite an extended hibernation on this humble narrator's behalf in sharing good hardcore war stories with the rest of u immoral DC mongers, ever since I joined the witness protection program and relocated to the Big Apple.
First though, I would have to concur wholeheartedly with the deranged [and not quite right] LL on the subject of serving DATY to our beloved AMP camel-toe honeys... But LL, why would you only dine at the Y when the perfectly symmetrical chocolate starphish is practically within reach of your jaws, huh? I, for one, could never really seem to control my urge [and devious appetite] not to serve up DAT* to the AMP lovelies whenever I feasted at their Y... but then again, to each his own, huh?
BTW, I didn't realize all this time that it is Prostitution...dang it Kip! I thought I was getting a one-on-one Korean cuisine cooking lessons this whole time I've partaked in this so-called hobby of ours. hahaha...
OkieDokie, enuff of my insignificant viewpoint on the subject of DATY [and DAT* which I personally recommend to the true die-hard mongers]. But like the wise men say "If you give, you shall receive.", so if Pacific Rim is one of your kicks, then serving up DAT* to your favorite AMP lovelies could very well bring peace and harmony to your inner world too, huh?
Now, let me share with you blokes my recent horror-show fictions that took place inside 2 of DC's current [and still operational] AMPs for a bit. The first horrific tale took place in mid Aug OSeven when this humble narrator had a chance to revisit his old stomping ground called DC's NW area. Thanx to [the almost always deranged] LL and a couple of other intel-sharing mongers of DC, I found my way to the Green Court venue [Yo, the phucking door to this semi-hidden poonie haven is actually red though] and took a wall-to-wall cooking lesson with an out-of-this-world spinner who went by the alias of Sherri [btw, she's not another Korean AMP gal, but a Taiwanese lovelie rather which was a nice variation of the Asian ethnic cuisine]. *Not sure if this swanky little Sherri is back in the AMP Green Court to serve her time again or not though*
Here is the product description [which I could recall vividly]: nice sun-kissed tan [perhaps salon baked rather than natural, but still nice, nonetheless], cute face/smile, long curly hair, 5' 2" - 5' 3" at no more than 105 lbs soaking wet, perky and receptive 32 ~ 34B set of twins, neatly groomed HelloKitty with that oh-so-sweet juicy flavor and aroma, a wild child with an almost savaged beast sensuality which is practically perfect for that S & M gonzo-like porking!
Sherri at Green Ct. helped restoring my faith in having familiar relations with complete strangers, especially when done with the most impersonal instruments such as cold hard cash! Man, I luv spinners and this Sherri was definitely one!!! BTW, when I mentioned 'gonzo-like porking', I was referring to some of the improper things the wild child [Sherri] was doing to your humble narrator. OMFG, can anyone say 'ToeSuckeeSuckee' or how about 'hair pulling / neck choking / light face slapping, etc'...I am telling you this AMP honey was a Freak-a-zoid of a gal. I actually did enjoy choking her neck and spat into her mouth while serving her some serious porking, real horror-show like miBrothas!!!
Well, the first session with her that afternoon was one of those 'Was it Real?' session indeed. Needless to say, I naturally went back for an encore session with her again the very next day which got even more hardcore stylee than the 1st wall-to-wall session I had the day before. My oh my sweet lord of poons, she told me she was scheduled to go on her vacation [back to Los Angeles, CA where she claimed she resided in] shortly after that mid August weekend, so I can't tell you blokes to go take a test drive with this amazing provider at this time.
Labor Day wknd:
Went first to Gold that is located next to King Arthur's court based on the intels from one of LL's sources. Here, I must have picked the wrong merchandise from the lineup of 5 [I did request for a complete lineup and I was the only mofo inside the joint] and she was so uninspiring that I have already forgot her stupid alias while writing this field report. From afar, she looked kind of shy and oddly cute enough [not smiling while being presented in the lineup]. Somehow, I thought I could charm her pants off [literally speaking here fellas], but god damn it I was wrong. A boring table shampoopoo followed by a lamer attempt at masagee, then a few of the 'Don't, the nippees are sensitivee ... and again, 'Don't push down on my back while walking the dog'. Moreover, she kept trying to say that I took too long and was trying to rush me to the finish line, but boys she apparently did not know me! To show her that I am the rightful paying customer, I just kept on porking away [eventhough I wasn't fond of her poonie much at all] with total disregards to the annoying complaints [or let's call it Noises] coming out from her stupid mouth. I couldn't unload for the life of me and kept plugging away at it until mamasan came knocking on the door saying time's up, then I went into my turbo speed to finally squeeze out a surprisingly huge load of lovecheese...my oh my!!! If there was anything like a mild 'HatePhuck', that session was probably it. hahaha... Anyhoo, for those who had positive theraputic sessions at this Gold joint, more power to you mate! Base on my less than memorable session though, I wouldn't miss it at all [at least for now].
To redeem myself from this nightmarish session at Gold from the day before [while nursing a ginormous hangover leftover fx from my party that same night], I somehow stumbled my way into Green Court once more. Mamasan recognized me right away [which is good cuz by now she realized I wasn't a minor like she'd mistakenly assumed that I was back during my visit earlier in August]. Right away, I requested another session with the incredible Sherri, the super spinner! Unfortunately, Sherri has not returned from her so-called vacation yet during this Labor Day wknd... boo hoo hoo...
But I was determined to have a great session this very day with another spinner [if they had another one with similar build to the smoking Sherri]. For Phuck sake, there was...Connie was her alias and phew...that's right boys, another true spinner [5' 3" at roughly 105 - 108 lbs max]. I recall having read at least one or two reports from one of you DC mongers pertaining to this little cute spinner [Connie with loose curly perms] a few pages back, so I accepted the selection immediately and Connie was righteous and a trooper indeed. Although all the basic services, including certain extra-curriculum activities involving interactive probing/penetrating of human's orifices were involved, I still would have to rate the session[s] with Sherri from my bouts with her in mid August more savaged and viciously pleasurable than the session I had with this cute Connie....phew...I guess the search for that Holy W_ore continues, huh?
Disclaimer - This is all a lie. I never did any harms to any of these fictitious female characters. I made all this shit up just for kicks!!! My mask of sanity is about to slip yet I feel nothing. More importantly,this confession means absolutely Nothing!!!
Still Porkin'
Scorpio Rising
New poster--recommendations
Hey fellow hobbyers,
I am a new poster, but I am NOT new to the boards or the scene. Like many of you Downtown (Coffee) was my ATF and when that closed, then it was HWC (Michelle). Sakura/SKO was always so-so and Kinja looked too risky. After HWC, things dried up so I found my prospects via CL, but it aint the same. I'm needing that TLC that you get from an AMP.
I wanted to ask if any one would trust me to give me 411 on which of these new AMPs to try first. I'm usually loyal to one place. Backchannel if possible. I'm trying to read through the lingo and gather my own logic, but can't understand the crucial elements (which, I guess, is a GOOD thing). Give landmarks if you want, and the less foot traffic the better.
Also, I am especially fond of slightly thicker, curvier, bustier types, but overall good service trumps all.
Thanks for your help.
