Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Hinode]I went out after drinking and posting last night. I read my private messages again before going out, and randomly picked a new place I've never been to. Best Massage it was, at Puck's Alley.

Had Connie (random), mama didnt give me change. .10.

This is what I meant by the O.G.'s:

Sometimes I guess the way I look, maybe first timers think Im LE. Somewhat rushed, I was about ready to lose my temper because she lost hers. Miscommunication. CFS, Cowgirl, Mish, She stopped and walked out. Thinking the session was over, I started putting on my clothes all pissed off.

She came back in, and told me lie back down. Finished with HJ, for a measly .60. (plus my .10. that never came back). I told her, "you know, I heard you had a good reputation. A friend told me you have excellent customer service skills. Im glad you came back in and finished instead of rushing me out the door."

She looked shocked when I said that, and said well next time it'll be better.

L: 5
A: 5
S: 6

Will NOT repeat. YMMV. I'll give her this much. At least she came back. Hence, my "generous" report.

Disgruntled Hinode[/QUOTE]Red flag, didnt give you change back, should have left.

[QUOTE=Bronze Beast]Penny, the current tenant and licensed massage therapist does not own that property. However, the actual owner does desire to lease the property for something other than Paradise Spa. Penny had stated that she wants out of the business anyway because we keep posting her name with comments that disturbs her in this forum and others. Somewhat of a contradiction on her part since most of what is posted is true after knowing and talking with her often which she does admit. Her regulars apparently are the ones posting information everywhere whether true or false. I suppose the forums can be looked upon as an effective alternative to the Better Business Bureau. Might as well since mongers do invest quite a big sum of cash often for suspect service.[/QUOTE]That's surprising to me.

Of course, I didn't and haven't seen that much here about Penny (not going to search for them if the comments here "disturbs her. "

I used to go there regularly, and I found her massages to be good to excellent. But after a while, those petered down to fair. Good.

[QUOTE=Hinode]I went out after drinking and posting last night. I read my private messages again before going out, and randomly picked a new place I've never been to. Best Massage it was, at Puck's Alley.

Had Connie (random), mama didnt give me change. .10.

This is what I meant by the O.G.'s:

Sometimes I guess the way I look, maybe first timers think Im LE. Somewhat rushed, I was about ready to lose my temper because she lost hers. Miscommunication. CFS, Cowgirl, Mish, She stopped and walked out. Thinking the session was over, I started putting on my clothes all pissed off.

She came back in, and told me lie back down. Finished with HJ, for a measly .60. (plus my .10. that never came back). I told her, "you know, I heard you had a good reputation. A friend told me you have excellent customer service skills. Im glad you came back in and finished instead of rushing me out the door."

She looked shocked when I said that, and said well next time it'll be better.

L: 5
A: 5
S: 6

Will NOT repeat. YMMV. I'll give her this much. At least she came back. Hence, my "generous" report.

Disgruntled Hinode[/QUOTE]Had her too for my first time at Best.

I wasn't rushed (but I did end up paying extra for 1/2 hour more.) Massage was so-so. but she was friendly to me. and yes, she gave me the impression that she was a clock watcher.

[QUOTE=Aaron Colt]

Red flag, didnt give you change back, should have left.[/QUOTE]
Personally, I don't start any massage activity or sexual activity until I've received correct change. If the mama or the provider says that I can get the change "later," I politely insist that I receive the change "now."

Also, when I hand over currency that requires change, I clearly state the amount of the change I'm expecting to receive (to avoid any possibility of a "misunderstanding").

[QUOTE=Kapalua]Personally, I don't start any massage activity or sexual activity until I've received correct change. If the mama or the provider says that I can get the change "later," I politely insist that I receive the change "now."

Also, when I hand over currency that requires change, I clearly state the amount of the change I'm expecting to receive (to avoid any possibility of a "misunderstanding").[/QUOTE]
Or when you pay the girl, give her .1 short and tell her that Mama has the rest of her money.

[QUOTE=Aaron Colt]

If she throws out the line enough times somebody is likely to bite. Can't blame her. Its her ticket out of this line of business.[/QUOTE]
Good point. In this particular situation, however, I'm not sure whether she really wants a husband or whether she's just using the comments about marriage to feed the ego of customers. If a customer was actually interested, maybe a way to test that would be to ask her out for some "free" dates and see if she accepts.

I've been going to various MP in Hon.(China Spa, VIP, PC Relax. just to name a few), but haven't found what I truly desire. Looking for an Asian that is a little older (say 35-45 yrs old, or looks this age) and with a matured booty, or her booty is thick. Suggestions appreciated.

I've thought about trying this out, it seems to be $150 for massage and release, $300 for massage and full service and $400 for bisexual full service.

Has anyone else scheduled a session with them? If anf when I do I shall promptly post a report.

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Date: 2007-06-14, 9:41AM HST

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Wow. I musta been either wasted or tired last night (probably a little of both) but my post came out all whacked.

Hinode, I meant to say that we are "baby g's" compared to the "veteran" OG's. It's weird that what was written down came out all jacked up.

Anywho. Thanks for the update on Best Massage. I was gonna spock them out but nah nevermind 'den.

Rasta.

Eh, BTW, where is club asia located? Sorry I know, wrong thread.

[QUOTE=Travlernikd]I've been going to various MP in Hon.(China Spa, VIP, PC Relax. just to name a few), but haven't found what I truly desire. Looking for an Asian that is a little older (say 35-45 yrs old, or looks this age) and with a matured booty, or her booty is thick. Suggestions appreciated.[/QUOTE]
Most Asians don't have a booty. Not sure what happened to these two, but Lucky and Candy from the old Tengoku might fit the bill.

[QUOTE=Travlernikd]I've been going to various MP in Hon.(China Spa, VIP, PC Relax. just to name a few), but haven't found what I truly desire. Looking for an Asian that is a little older (say 35-45 yrs old, or looks this age) and with a matured booty, or her booty is thick. Suggestions appreciated.[/QUOTE]Is it just me or do these types of posts by NooBs irritate others who actually contribute to the forum? This guy has the nerve to state he has been to a lot of AMP's in Honolulu yet his first post is asking for info. The sad thing is that so many of these one-post members who ask questions that are answered multiple times in these forums because they are too lazy to RTFF.

I'm changing my prior opinion: I feel it would be a good idea for Jackson to start charging non-senior members a monthly fee to view the forum and to delete those who only post questions without ever contributing. I'm not sure of a good anonymous payment method other than something like a cashier's check in the snail-mail but I'd be willing to start paying just to weed out some of the lurkers.

On a side note, kudos to Hinode, a recent member who has both contributed valuable information as well as entertained with his posts. Keep up the good work brother.

[QUOTE=Travlernikd]I've been going to various MP in Hon.(China Spa, VIP, PC Relax. just to name a few), but haven't found what I truly desire. Looking for an Asian that is a little older (say 35-45 yrs old, or looks this age) and with a matured booty, or her booty is thick. Suggestions appreciated.[/QUOTE]Funny you should inquire about such a female. I saw a couple at Smile Spa the other night. The three on Ward street had a couple and if my memory serves me correctly, the one off Young Street has a couple.

Good Luck

[QUOTE=Lip Licker]Is it just me or do these types of posts by NooBs irritate others who actually contribute to the forum? This guy has the nerve to state he has been to a lot of AMP's in Honolulu yet his first post is asking for info. The sad thing is that so many of these one-post idiots ask questions that are answered multiple times in these forums because they are too lazy to RTFF.

I'm changing my prior opinion: I feel it would be a good idea for Jackson to start charging non-senior members a monthly fee to view the forum and to delete those who only post questions without ever contributing. I'm not sure of a good anonymous payment method other than something like a cashier's check in the snail-mail but I'd be willing to start paying just to weed out some of the lurkers.

On a side note, kudos to Hinode, a recent member who has both contributed valuable information as well as entertained with his posts. Keep up the good work brother.[/QUOTE]I don't know if charging for membership would be a good idea, I mean, I don't think I'm a senior member, but I contribute what I can. What I'the prefer is if Jackson nominated a moderator for every state who could ban posters who are a real problem or chastise and educate those who just don't know any better.

On a side note, I got to see Toy at Pine Tree tonight. Still looking very sexy, and she did a few things that she doesn't normally do with me. I'm looking forward to seeing her again after she takes her vacation (I think she said she's leaving in a week or so).

10's across the board and YMMV as usual.

Oddly enough, Toy keeps offering to be my Girlfriend outside of the MPs. She jokes about getting married to me and really, I hope she's just joking and trying to boost my ego. She's sweet and all, but I think she and I don't have enough in common.

[QUOTE=Lip Licker]Is it just me or do these types of posts by NooBs irritate others who actually contribute to the forum? This guy has the nerve to state he has been to a lot of AMP's in Honolulu yet his first post is asking for info. The sad thing is that so many of these one-post idiots ask questions that are answered multiple times in these forums because they are too lazy to RTFF.

I'm changing my prior opinion: I feel it would be a good idea for Jackson to start charging non-senior members a monthly fee to view the forum and to delete those who only post questions without ever contributing. I'm not sure of a good anonymous payment method other than something like a cashier's check in the snail-mail but I'd be willing to start paying just to weed out some of the lurkers.

On a side note, kudos to Hinode, a recent member who has both contributed valuable information as well as entertained with his posts. Keep up the good work brother.[/QUOTE]Sorry, did not know I had to earn myself answers here. But I understand your point of view.

I've recently discovered this forum and yes I have been to the various MPs as previously mentioned, but not like last night or last week as commonly reported on these forums. So if I reported anything, it would be not be current.

[QUOTE=BallnChain808]Wow. Never bet against Hinode. How you know I'm your age? Too funny.

Unlike you my friend I am chained up. Do I wish I wasn't? Hell no. It's all good with the ol' lady.

Eh, true that about the O. G's. Can't say enough about the tons of advice and 'round-the-campfire stories from you guys.

Hinode, we be. G. Bruddah! (no, not band geeks) Stay safe on the roads and keep up the hilarious posts![/QUOTE]
For all O.G.s out there, there is a saying that goes, "the older the ram, the stiffer the horn!"