Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Tek Ter]Yeah mine was about 40 minutes too. In the 18 months i've been going to Tokyo I never got less than 1hr until yesterday. Oh well.[/QUOTE]I seem to be getting shorted timewise more and more. I always go for the hour with a table shower if they have one and then they rush for the ending and try to get you out the door. I don't know if the mamasan fails to tell the masseuse that I paid for an hour or they're just about volume. Everywhere I've been recently charges $80/hr for the door fee so when you get cheated on time, it hurts a little more.

Asahi was disappointing, but at least it went the full hour. That's probably because she thought I was just wanting a regular massage. Someone walked down the hall and told her (in English) that the time was up and she muttered something about she knew but it wasn't her fault.

Longwood Spa was the full hour although probably 20 of it was in the sauna / table shower.

Those places that cheat me on time usually say something like "next time more massage, ok?" What do you say to that? "No, I want more time right now"? I don't know how long it's been until I get dressed and look at my watch and see it's only been 35 minutes since I walked in.

Those places that cheat you on time also get placed on my "don't visit again unless you're hard up" list. Orlando has enough massage parlors so that you can go for quite a while without having to repeat at a bad one.

So im freaking eating me some lunch with this new chick im dating right. We're having a good ole time chatting and I grab my plate to head up to the bar for seconds( ok yeah im a cheap bastard and i take my girl to the buffet). Anyway Im up there scooping out some mashed potatoes and notice this chick standing next to me with a beer belly thats bigger then mine.

I dont say nothing to her, just a little grossed out and wondering why shes not at the salad bar...but anyway I quickly finish and move around to the other side to grab some beans and I actually look up at her face and its JANE. Yeo old raggedy beer belly having JANE from Rejuvenating massage.

She is licking her fingers and the SPOON from the Mashed tators. ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS WHICH OF YOU TWISTED INDIVIDUALS did she just finished blowing on. I bout puke, put my plate down and tell my ole lady its time to hit the bricks.

Seriosuly that woman is the nastiest thing on EARTH. I can remember getting a blow from her longtime ago, and felt SO DAMN dirty afterwards I went and got an AIDS test. Fortunately everything was clean, but the damn woman bout made me give up the hobby. Anyway senior members who wanna know the detail of that encounter hit me up. I was too embarrassed to report on her my unlucky experience with her.

Of course tonite while Im getting a blow from my girl im dating , im ramdomly watching the news and they flash up her pic from the bust that went down a couple days ago. totally lost my wood. Aiight fellas lets here you embarrasing encounter that you didnt want to tell anyone about..who has the balls to share??

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[QUOTE=Satiating]I seem to be getting shorted timewise more and more. I always go for the hour with a table shower if they have one and then they rush for the ending and try to get you out the door. I don't know if the mamasan fails to tell the masseuse that I paid for an hour or they're just about volume. Everywhere I've been recently charges $80/hr for the door fee so when you get cheated on time, it hurts a little more...
...Those places that cheat you on time also get placed on my "don't visit again unless you're hard up" list. Orlando has enough massage parlors so that you can go for quite a while without having to repeat at a bad one.[/QUOTE]

Hey folks I have an idea maybe we can convince Jackson to open a new section: AMP Time Cheaters, Losers Welcome. :-) You see that's what we need to do when they cut our precious time and they steal our "innocence" and "steal" our hard earn money... dump the place. Another thing too is just tell them you are been cheated, tell mamasan in a polite way that's not right and that you have choices. I give you a tip regarding Longwood or any other that offer the steam sauna: Just refuse to take it that's it, plain and simple tell them you don't like it. I used to go very frequently there when Becky was around and I never had the sauna for one I hate the steam in my face and for two that takes like I said very precious minutes.
Be safe
CIU

[QUOTE=Savional1]So im freaking eating me some lunch with this new chick im dating right. We're having a good ole time chatting and I grab my plate to head up to the bar for seconds( ok yeah im a cheap bastard and i take my girl to the buffet). Anyway Im up there scooping out some mashed potatoes and notice this chick standing next to me with a beer belly thats bigger then mine.

I dont say nothing to her, just a little grossed out and wondering why shes not at the salad bar...but anyway I quickly finish and move around to the other side to grab some beans and I actually look up at her face and its JANE. Yeo old raggedy beer belly having JANE from Rejuvenating massage.

She is licking her fingers and the SPOON from the Mashed tators. ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS WHICH OF YOU TWISTED INDIVIDUALS did she just finished blowing on. I bout puke, put my plate down and tell my ole lady its time to hit the bricks.

Seriosuly that woman is the nastiest thing on EARTH. I can remember getting a blow from her longtime ago, and felt SO DAMN dirty afterwards I went and got an AIDS test. Fortunately everything was clean, but the damn woman bout made me give up the hobby. Anyway senior members who wanna know the detail of that encounter hit me up. I was too embarrassed to report on her my unlucky experience with her.

Of course tonite while Im getting a blow from my girl im dating , im ramdomly watching the news and they flash up her pic from the bust that went down a couple days ago. totally lost my wood. Aiight fellas lets here you embarrasing encounter that you didnt want to tell anyone about..who has the balls to share??

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You are cracking me up, this is just too funny, man I'm LMAO. Guys we need to come up with this kind of "bloopers" every now and them to keep the spirits up... too funny. :-)
CIU

[url]http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/orl-cfbriefs01_308apr01,0,1511981.story[/url]

[QUOTE=There Too][url]http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/orl-cfbriefs01_308apr01,0,1511981.story[/url][/QUOTE]Wow, this is a shocker. I know I didn't witness anything illegal while I was there. However, you can't prove something doesn't exist just because you don't see it (otherwise, there would be a lot more atheists in the world).

When they bust five places and only find 11 people, you have to wonder how prevalent it really is. If it took them 75 days to perform the investigation, you question how much of our tax money was spent getting massages to narrow it down to the select list. I guess they had to try each masseuse at least once and probably multiple times to build up a rapport with them.

Of course, everyone here knows that there are more productive things that LEO could be doing with their time.

The article didn't mention anything about customers of the establishment, but it didn't sound like they were going after any of them if they're only looking for 11 people.

[QUOTE=There Too][url]http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/orl-cfbriefs01_308apr01,0,1511981.story[/url][/QUOTE]Of all of those listed here, I am upset that East-West got raided. It was a top choice location for me. The proprietor is a kind and gentle lady.

She put in a lot of time and money to open up the place. She offered a massage, for whatever I wanted to pay, to me once because she was not able to honor a reservation (on time, I think). She was worried that I would not come back. I did, because of her quality massages (I paid retail that day because of the generosity she offered).

I fear now house fees are going to go up to cover the "risk insurance". Stay safe and be careful.

Does anyone have any info on this place any good.

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ths/625036729.html[/url]

Stay safe.

SS

[QUOTE=Savional1]So im freaking eating me some lunch with this new chick im dating right. We're having a good ole time chatting and I grab my plate to head up to the bar for seconds( ok yeah im a cheap bastard and i take my girl to the buffet). Anyway Im up there scooping out some mashed potatoes and notice this chick standing next to me with a beer belly thats bigger then mine.

I dont say nothing to her, just a little grossed out and wondering why shes not at the salad bar...but anyway I quickly finish and move around to the other side to grab some beans and I actually look up at her face and its JANE. Yeo old raggedy beer belly having JANE from Rejuvenating massage.

She is licking her fingers and the SPOON from the Mashed tators. ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS WHICH OF YOU TWISTED INDIVIDUALS did she just finished blowing on. I bout puke, put my plate down and tell my ole lady its time to hit the bricks.

Seriosuly that woman is the nastiest thing on EARTH. I can remember getting a blow from her longtime ago, and felt SO DAMN dirty afterwards I went and got an AIDS test. Fortunately everything was clean, but the damn woman bout made me give up the hobby. Anyway senior members who wanna know the detail of that encounter hit me up. I was too embarrassed to report on her my unlucky experience with her.

Of course tonite while Im getting a blow from my girl im dating , im ramdomly watching the news and they flash up her pic from the bust that went down a couple days ago. totally lost my wood. Aiight fellas lets here you embarrasing encounter that you didnt want to tell anyone about..who has the balls to share??

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OK, but I'm still ashamed about it. I was going to meet this chick I'd been fucking for a while and I was bringing her breakfast from McDs. I was kinda pissed about the whole thing because it'd been great at first but then she started milking me for cash and not wanting to go down on me and shit like that. She was black and live in the "wrong" kinda neighborhood, but I like 'em freaky :)

Anyway, as I'm headed to her place a group of blacks standing in the road stop me and ask me "Whats up?". Its obvious what they mean by that and the girl ain't a looker, there's a black BBW on the Orlando CL who looks like a more presentable version of her. REALLY big tits but everything else..ugh. So I roll forward 50 feet then back up.

Remember, I'm pissed at this girl I'm going to see and I already know we can't do shit at her place cause her grandfather lives across the street and watches like a hawk. We could do it in the truck but she always runs me around forever on errands before picking a good quiet spot. So I pick this woman off the street.. and I don't even have a passengers seat in at the time so she has to sit on the floor. I don't know where I planned for the girl I was going to see to sit LOL Its been a while and I can't remember.

So I pick this..thing..up and start driving around. Its pretty obvious her blowing me while I drive won't work so I eventually just pull over to the side of the road not giving a shit. OK, so some fat chick blows you, big deal right? Well, somehow I got it in my headed that I wanted..more.

She agreed to suck and fuck for $15 plus the breakfast I was bringing this other chick. No shit. While I'm pounding it some guy ambles by, and can clearly see what's happening through the windshield but he just strolls on.

Sometime in there, the girl calls since she's expecting me. I'm only like one street over from her. I don't answer.

I pop pretty quick and drop the SW then have to go buy another breakfast. So I go and meet the chick I initially came to see, give her the breakfast and make up some lame excuse about how I have an appointment and can't stay long so I'll come back later. I don't think she bought my excuse that I was delayed because I had to go back due to McDs getting my order wrong lol I couldn't thing of anything better that was believable..

Anyway, I got the hell outta there fast and was fucking disgusted with myself for the rest of the day. I was planning on leaving town that day and so didn't have a place to stay. I stopped at a truck stop and took a LOOOOOOOOOONG shower.

Shit, it still makes me cringe thinking about it.

Awsome GF story. I have to say it is the GF's and wives pulling stuff that keeps the SW's in business. Na - we are just horny dudes that can't get enough at home. - lol

By the way - The Truck Stop Shower is a hunters best friend. I have used them many a time. Also, a day pass to a fitness center(.15-.20) also is a great place ot clean up.

Be safe,

Tribal

[QUOTE=SoFakingDumb]

Anyway, I got the hell outta there fast and was fucking disgusted with myself for the rest of the day. I was planning on leaving town that day and so didn't have a place to stay. I stopped at a truck stop and took a LOOOOOOOOOONG shower.

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[QUOTE=Silversurfer50]Does anyone have any info on this place any good.

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ths/625036729.html[/url]

Stay safe.

SS[/QUOTE]
I hear that it is a good legit massage.

Stopped by NT today and saw Tracy.

Cute little spinner part Chinese and Vietnames. Nice sweet girl.

Massage is about a 3.5. Glad I did not sign up for the hour, would have been bored. Finshed like a robot


NT in St Pete is SOOOOO much better.

Interesting new twist I had not seen before with the towels and my shoes and clothes.

the girl I was bringing breakfast too was NOT an SW. Shit, that would be more embarrassing than the story itself I think. She was just a freaky black chick I met at a club one night at like 2 AM and hooked up with for a few months until I got tired of her bullshit.

[QUOTE=NoJokers]
Interesting new twist I had not seen before with the towels and my shoes and clothes.[/QUOTE]
What happened?

[QUOTE=Templar007]What happened?[/QUOTE]I have geard the use of the towel to cover the clothes and shoes are to prevent video taping and to muffle any audio sounds. I'm not sure why they would want to video a massage!