Kaydee has completed her FINAL PokéMon. Evolution
[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/raleigh/female-escorts/exotic/kitty-n-shea-/977376635978[/URL]
Oh man. Kaydee has completed her FINAL PokéMon. Evolution.
She has officially transformed from "maybe just a little troubled" to "full-blown skeevy junkie pro with membership benefits. ".
And the funniest part? There are STILL dudes out there clutching their pearls like:
"Nooo bro, she told me I'm special. We have a REAL connection.".
Yeah, champ. You and the other six "soulmates" on her Tuesday rotation.
She's out here running multi-level romance marketing. If you buy her vape and Uber, you get promoted to Assistant Boyfriend.
With half benefits and NO dental. Let's be real.
Every single guy thought:
***•***"We're exclusive. ".
***•***"She's just going through stuff. ".
***•***"I'm the one she really trusts. ".
No, my guy. She trusted your Cash App. She went from "I just need some help" to "Swipe.
Venmo, rotate clients, disappear, reappear when rent is due or my man needs his fix. ".
It's like watching Breaking Bad meets The Bachelor. And that whole "I'm not like the other girls.
I'm a sugar baby but only with you" routine?
Please. This girl has more sponsors than NASCAR. Honestly, it's kind of impressive.
She built a franchise.
She's got:
***•***Tier 1 Regulars.
***•***Tier 2 Hopefuls.
***•***Tier 3 "I'll think about it" backups.
***•***And a loyalty punch card system: "10 pathetic sob stories = 1 free cuddle. ".
Plot twist: the cuddle never comes. So yeah. If anyone still thinks they were "the only one.
I've got some beachfront property on Mars to sell them.
This is a brand-new dynamic.
We are no longer in "situationship" territory.
We've entered The Kaydee Cinematic Universe—Season 5: Junkie Pro Edition.