Massage Parlor Reports

Some people aren't meant for the business. Tina is one of those people.

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/mclean-va-usa/6661527.html[/URL]

Her photo isn't in the ad; however, I was able to obtain a photo of Tina. I decided to do the massage and nuru combo with her. It seems KK made a mistake in selecting her.

I mean she is a nice lady but she was never trained. Lucy had to do 95% of the massage because Tina doesn't know how to massage. I didn't ask for Lucy. So, Lucy doing the massage was a nice bonus. While Lucy was doing the massage, she was giving instructions on how to do a massage to Tina in their native language. It was very awkward to say the least. After a while, Lucy left the room and Tina attempted to massage me. It wasn't a massage and I started to feel sorry for her.

Tina's massage was non-existent and she used too much oil. She gave up after a few minutes. When it was time for the nuru, she didn't know how to do it. She basically laid on me and moved a few inches. She knew she was fucking up. I felt sorry for her again.

I didn't hold it against her because I could tell she was super nervous. She was physically nervous and she kept mumbling to herself. I think the mumbling was a reaction to her nervousness. I believe that this is her first week. I also must mention that her English is non-existent. So, communicating with her was very difficult.

Her body? Well, she is 45+ and it shows. I'm not going to describe it because I feel sorry for her.

She is in the wrong business.

[QUOTE=BoobyHunter;4389243]First off, thank you to all the members for their info.

From what I've been reading about the AMPs in NoVA, it seems that they are very YMMV and are less likely to have a FS / GFE ending like in GB, which is pretty much a norm. Is that a fair assumption or is it more YMMV in NoVA?

Unfortunately for me, I live in Bmore and so all the great Asian ladies are in NoVA and is a bit of a trek. The closest I have for consistent service is GB. However, I would like to try a different AMP occasionally. I've read about Emerald and Shirlington as having good service, albeit YMMV. Any other one's you guys recommend? PM is fine.[/QUOTE]AMP Virginia= Good Massage.

AMP Maryland= FS.

Needing to get some kinks worked out and having read quite a few reports from all the fine folks here, I decided to give ST a try.

[URL]https://southernmaryland.bedpage.com/all/shirlington-therapy-703-920-0010/8074130.html[/URL]

When I arrived it took at least 15 min to just find a place to park, fail #1.

When I was greeted at the door and put in a room I was told it would be a little wait I asked how long and was told 15 to 20 min. Fail #2.

I was about to leave when Amy the? Greeter? (middle aged, dressed like a cleaning lady, nice smile) said she would give me a good long Table shower herself if I could wait and then the "lady" would come give me massage. I had spent all the time getting there and parking so I agreed and Wow how glad I was. She asked me to get ready and she would fix the water, she came and took me to the Table shower room.

It was as expected, except it had great hand rails to grab getting on and off the table (they are always slippery to me) she then spent almost 30 min working soap, water and lather all over me in more of a wet soapy massage than a normal wash and rinse, Best Table shower in the normal sense ever. No Tease at all! Super relaxing. WOW.

Afterwards in the room Gina showed up for my "massage" Young, thin, sexy, busty (perfect bolt on set) another WOW. Not much massage and then everything I could have wanted great skills and bounce-ability. A little steep on the price but I was there for the first time so I guess it's expected. House + 1. 6 Fantastic!!

Definite Repeat for me and I think next time I go there I Will ask if Amy can do my TS I would pay the house fee just for that. Of course as always I'm sure YMMV.

Have fun, be nice, and look over your shoulder.

Greetings gents. Wondering if anyone has seen Apple. [URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/mclean-va-usa/8106044.html[/URL].

Wondering if the pics are real and what's on the menu.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Start2;4391392]AMP Virginia= Good Massage.

AMP Maryland= FS.[/QUOTE]By "Maryland," you mean PG County for the most part. I don't believe Montgomery County and Howard County have much in the way of FS AMPs any more.

[QUOTE=Krakatoa;4391841]Greetings gents. Wondering if anyone has seen Apple. [URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/mclean-va-usa/8106044.html[/URL].

Wondering if the pics are real and what's on the menu.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I responded to this ad last summer / fall time frame. The girl I met was very different than the pics. A young Thai girl but very short and stalky with baby fat. Really nice girl but not my type physically. She did a decent message and then FS. I don't recall what I paid. Maybe it was $$? Not a great experience but who knows maybe it's a different girl this time around.

I am trying to find a good place for NURU. I see a lot of women at this phone number (703) xxxx399 anybody have experience here? Is it an AMP?

Does anyone have a recommendation for outcall service? Preferably a spinner, full assets, and great menu items. Thanks in advanced for any help.

[QUOTE=MaverickUsa;4392766]Does anyone have a recommendation for outcall service? Preferably a spinner, full assets, and great menu items. Thanks in advanced for any help.[/QUOTE]Send me a message when it is clear.

I cannot find that particular ad, I enjoy nuru myself if you share the entire number by DM I can maybe help out

[QUOTE=FreddyCrougar;4392593]I am trying to find a good place for NURU. I see a lot of women at this phone number (703) xxxx399 anybody have experience here? Is it an AMP?[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=BaconBread;4392091]By "Maryland," you mean PG County for the most part. I don't believe Montgomery County and Howard County have much in the way of FS AMPs any more.[/QUOTE]Montgomery County Board Link:

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;4301949]The crackdown on the hobby continues in Montgomery County many years after it started. That's crazy. It isn't as if Montgomery County police have a shortage of other crimes to investigate. And hobbying shouldn't even be a crime in the first place.

Also, I couldn't help but notice the police state tactics that were used to gather evidence. Hopefully a judge will throw out that evidence following the recent rulings in the Robert Kraft case down in Florida.[/QUOTE]PG County Board Link:

[QUOTE=Max#01;4380432]That's the dilemma we have. We'd all like the 20-something super-models who will do us bareback. Instead, we have the 35-45 veterans assigned to us. Here in the DMV (i.e. Greenbelt), I think the best approach is to build an "ATF" rapport (whether or not it really is "ATF") with the same technician at the same location. I haven't tried yet, but I have a hunch that my two regulars just might be willing to dispense with the raincoat if I asked politely (such as in the middle of consenting adult activity.)[/QUOTE]

I swore off new paradise ages ago after a distasteful visit. But after a rough day at work with stress taking a 5 iron to your back for 12 hours I wanted a good massage and a place to blow off steam and since this Franconia AMP is on the way home I thought I'd stop by to kill an hour.

I got Julie who was an older (probably 50's) big eyed Korean, not thin but not fat, long black hair in a ponytail. She was wearing a pink shirt and clearly no bra underneath since her sagging tits were peaking through the damn thing. To be honest I wasn't even feeling it and while working me to the room I got cold feet and asked to leave and lied to her said I'll come back some other time, was hoping for someone else tbh. She goaded me into staying and said "try me try me you don't know until you try I give you good massage I take care of you" blah blah blah, after some back and forth I decided to listen to junior and kicked logic to the curb. Paid the. 8 house fee stripped down and got the works. Table shower, decent massage, hard as requested but I don't know if I'm in a funk but frankly wasn't feeling it today.

I dozed off into a dream after 35-40 min and that's when her clothes came off and the body2 body rub began in short tenure. She had a bit of a belly from age and her boobs def had some wear and tear. I flipped and began to nurse on her chewy nips. It was the bare minimum but was enough to raise the flag. She began a soft hand tease over the shaft and balls and did that totally obvious fake BJ simulation which honestly does nothing but piss me off. Either jack me off or give me the real thing. I hate being lied to and tricked. So she could clearly tell I wasn't enjoying her swan dance and quickly pivoted to the jackhammer while getting on top of me so I could play with her tits and lick some puss. It was enough to get me to finally release that edge. She cleaned me up and did some light stretching before sending me off for the evening.

I tipped her. 6 and her smile immediately faded. I think would have made her less angry if I murdered her child. She said "I Work hard for you this it?" Except Im getting too old for this shit and with it a bit wiser, but not too wise since a true monger legend would have walked out with that initial instinct and saved his money altogether. I lied and said it was all I have on me. But I'm trying to be better at not dumping my wallet on mediocre service. I mean at other places I can get the real nonsimulated experience for 2 more jacksons so what is with the sour attitude when you're only pretending to lick the lollipop. Anyway it was a reminder Why I stopped coming here. Typical NOVA hijinks. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

As always YMMV but here's my 2 cents.

[QUOTE=Backrub321;4388747]Are you talking about Rt1 Potomac Therapy? That's in the other direction (north) and on the other side (west).

Or are you talking about a yet-to-be-discovered place, south of Lustine and on the east side of 1?[/QUOTE]Sorry, buddy, it was late that night but I thought about it hard and I remembered the place <[URL]https://ff-massage-manassas.business.site[/URL] (8025 Centreville Rd, Manassas, VA 20111). The woman was probably high 20's low 30's. Not sure how other table showers are but they have this special table shower at this place. It's called a Vichy Shower. Many posts I have read seem to get the TS before the massage. This place gave it to me after. Which was nice because I was all oiled up and I had their scent on me It was my first so I did not know the protocols. Her massage technique was actually nice and really got me worked up and I tried to get her to give me a HJ but she told me to do it and she just worked around to get me excited. It was really sexy. I tried to talk her into doing it but she seemed a bit hesitant as if someone was watching her. But if I knew better I could have probably talked to her and tipped to get it. At the end I tipped her. 2 and she gave me a glass of water, a warm hug and I was on my way.

[QUOTE=CoolWays;4392862]I cannot find that particular ad, I enjoy nuru myself if you share the entire number by DM I can maybe help out

.[/QUOTE]From my experience it seems that many advertise as NURU but it is based on thier interpretation. I went to one "NURU" experience and it was just a body slide. I have yet to see an affordable place or provider that gives close to authentic NURU. If you find one, please do share. Thanks.

Tara is well reviewed because she is a very nice, exceptionally well-skilled in massage Thai provider. What matters to me is she is a caring lady who gives the best massage -- and she has a smile that rivals the brightness of the stars.

Her studio apt in Annandale is always clean -- she is always happy to see her customers.

As others have recently reported, she has lost weight over the past several months (20-some pounds) - she looks great -- some describe her as a small-bbw (but, that is nebulous -- however, she is not a spinner if that matters to you). A beautiful face and curvy, well-proportioned figure.

Her massage studio has a large, very comfortable table. Her massage technique is Thai-stretching and deep-tissue with Swedish massage strokes along the back and legs. She worked out every knot.

On the flip, more leg massage and stretching (with humorous, tweeks to the fun-parts that responded to the massage by awakening and rising to the occasion.

The sensual part does not disappoint.

Tara does not rush -- and is happy for some social conversation during / after as long as she is not busy.

I have repeated -- and will again.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.