Massage Parlor Reports

Long time lurker, but active in the game. I recently saw Linda at Sakura. This was my 4 thb time seeing her. Paid for half hour. Great FS as always from this Asian beauty. Unfortunately, this complaint isn't about the service from this beauty, but complaints about privacy issues. I chose to do FS first and massage afterwards. This last time was amazing with Linda as I finished filling the bag doggy style with her. The issue I had was that I was stuck in the first room near the entrance where the door always rings when new people come in. Usually just fellow customers. So me making a little noise with Linda or Mimi never usually bothers me. Just as I was about to finish busting a nut though the door opens / rings then a guy announces that he is from Duke Energy and is there to do a meter read. Asks one of the ladies if they speak Manderin. As soon as I hear this I flip out, get uncomfortable and tell Linda, as she is tying the bag, that I have to get out of there. She tries to comfort me by pointing to the door and showing me that it's locked, but that didn't appease me. I start frantically putting my clothes on, then quickly put my socks in my pocket, slip my shoes on sock less, and high tailed it out of there. Never even got to the massage, nor did I care at that point. I wasn't sure if that guy was real who announced himself, but I wasn't sticking around to find out. I am not sure what he heard from the first room between Linda and I, but since walls don't go all the way up who knows. At one point I had flashes of conspiracy theories in my head of a undercover cop pretending to be a Duke Energy worker to scope out the place. Of course the cop scenario is much worse, but Duke Energy showing up is still not good. Whose to say what he hears while in there or if he tells / complains to his superiors about this place, bringing the heat along with it Either scenario bad news in my opinion. My time at massage parlors may have come to an end with this experience. Not sure it's worth the risk anymore. Maybe the recent AMP bust giving me the jitters. Be careful out there.

[QUOTE=BeelzaBubba;6400269]Long time lurker, but active in the game. I recently saw Linda at Sakura. This was my 4 thb time seeing her. Paid for half hour. Great FS as always from this Asian beauty. Unfortunately, this complaint isn't about the service from this beauty, but complaints about privacy issues. I chose to do FS first and massage afterwards. This last time was amazing with Linda as I finished filling the bag doggy style with her. The issue I had was that I was stuck in the first room near the entrance where the door always rings when new people come in. Usually just fellow customers. So me making a little noise with Linda or Mimi never usually bothers me. Just as I was about to finish busting a nut though the door opens / rings then a guy announces that he is from Duke Energy and is there to do a meter read. Asks one of the ladies if they speak Manderin. As soon as I hear this I flip out, get uncomfortable and tell Linda, as she is tying the bag, that I have to get out of there. She tries to comfort me by pointing to the door and showing me that it's locked, but that didn't appease me. I start frantically putting my clothes on, then quickly put my socks in my pocket, slip my shoes on sock less, and high tailed it out of there. Never even got to the massage, nor did I care at that point. I wasn't sure if that guy was real who announced himself, but I wasn't sticking around to find out. I am not sure what he heard from the first room between Linda and I, but since walls don't go all the way up who knows. At one point I had flashes of conspiracy theories in my head of a undercover cop pretending to be a Duke Energy worker to scope out the place. Of course the cop scenario is much worse, but Duke Energy showing up is still not good. Whose to say what he hears while in there or if he tells / complains to his superiors about this place, bringing the heat along with it Either scenario bad news in my opinion. My time at massage parlors may have come to an end with this experience. Not sure it's worth the risk anymore. Maybe the recent AMP bust giving me the jitters. Be careful out there.[/QUOTE]I will agree that I do not like non customers coming into an establishment while I an being serviced. But you need to relax. You are safe from a raid in a massage parlor. The police must see money exchange hands and the sex act. Do you ever see a dude being arrested in a massage parlor raid? No it is always the lady.

I understand your concern, but occasionally Duke Energy does come around to check matters towards the first week of the month. I'm not sure what Sakura does to stay out of trouble, but I have gone there at least once a month for nearly 7 years and never had any real issues. Once, I was approached by 2 guys in a pickup truck with ties on. I was thinking that they may be cops, but when asked what was going on inside, I told them that I got a normal massage. I'm hoping whatever they are doing to keep open, they continue doing. In my opinion, it's the best AMP in the area with the best looking girls.

[QUOTE=BeelzaBubba;6400269]Long time lurker, but active in the game. I recently saw Linda at Sakura. This was my 4 thb time seeing her. Paid for half hour. Great FS as always from this Asian beauty. Unfortunately, this complaint isn't about the service from this beauty, but complaints about privacy issues. I chose to do FS first and massage afterwards. This last time was amazing with Linda as I finished filling the bag doggy style with her. The issue I had was that I was stuck in the first room near the entrance where the door always rings when new people come in. Usually just fellow customers. So me making a little noise with Linda or Mimi never usually bothers me. Just as I was about to finish busting a nut though the door opens / rings then a guy announces that he is from Duke Energy and is there to do a meter read. Asks one of the ladies if they speak Manderin. As soon as I hear this I flip out, get uncomfortable and tell Linda, as she is tying the bag, that I have to get out of there. She tries to comfort me by pointing to the door and showing me that it's locked, but that didn't appease me. I start frantically putting my clothes on, then quickly put my socks in my pocket, slip my shoes on sock less, and high tailed it out of there. Never even got to the massage, nor did I care at that point. I wasn't sure if that guy was real who announced himself, but I wasn't sticking around to find out. I am not sure what he heard from the first room between Linda and I, but since walls don't go all the way up who knows. At one point I had flashes of conspiracy theories in my head of a undercover cop pretending to be a Duke Energy worker to scope out the place. Of course the cop scenario is much worse, but Duke Energy showing up is still not good. Whose to say what he hears while in there or if he tells / complains to his superiors about this place, bringing the heat along with it Either scenario bad news in my opinion. My time at massage parlors may have come to an end with this experience. Not sure it's worth the risk anymore. Maybe the recent AMP bust giving me the jitters. Be careful out there.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BeelzaBubba;6400269]Long time lurker, but active in the game. I recently saw Linda at Sakura. This was my 4 thb time seeing her. Paid for half hour. Great FS as always from this Asian beauty. Unfortunately, this complaint isn't about the service from this beauty, but complaints about privacy issues. I chose to do FS first and massage afterwards. This last time was amazing with Linda as I finished filling the bag doggy style with her. The issue I had was that I was stuck in the first room near the entrance where the door always rings when new people come in. Usually just fellow customers. So me making a little noise with Linda or Mimi never usually bothers me. Just as I was about to finish busting a nut though the door opens / rings then a guy announces that he is from Duke Energy and is there to do a meter read. Asks one of the ladies if they speak Manderin. As soon as I hear this I flip out, get uncomfortable and tell Linda, as she is tying the bag, that I have to get out of there. She tries to comfort me by pointing to the door and showing me that it's locked, but that didn't appease me. I start frantically putting my clothes on, then quickly put my socks in my pocket, slip my shoes on sock less, and high tailed it out of there. Never even got to the massage, nor did I care at that point. I wasn't sure if that guy was real who announced himself, but I wasn't sticking around to find out. I am not sure what he heard from the first room between Linda and I, but since walls don't go all the way up who knows. At one point I had flashes of conspiracy theories in my head of a undercover cop pretending to be a Duke Energy worker to scope out the place. Of course the cop scenario is much worse, but Duke Energy showing up is still not good. Whose to say what he hears while in there or if he tells / complains to his superiors about this place, bringing the heat along with it Either scenario bad news in my opinion. My time at massage parlors may have come to an end with this experience. Not sure it's worth the risk anymore. Maybe the recent AMP bust giving me the jitters. Be careful out there.[/QUOTE]You need to relax, dude.

Stopped into the popular spot across from the UDF and next to the Domino's last week. I was taking a shot in the dark, hadn't been there in over a year and had some time to kill when I was in the area so I rolled the dice and headed there. Work is currently being done on the building, they have scaffolding up on the east side of the building with a construction trailer blocking the entire driveway. You can still access the back lot through the other driveway but there is now only one way in and one way out. Many people have indicated they do not park in that lot and I can understand why, but I always find it more awkward to park in an adjacent lot and walk over as I feel like there are a lot more eyes on you. I feel safer in the little hidden lot in back, but not as much with the driveway blocked. There's now a sign on the back door saying you have to enter in the front. I think this was the case last time I visited here as well. I always liked being able to park and go right in the back door but I guess those days are gone.

This place is still up and running, I walked in the front and was immediately greeted by my masseuse. Over the duration of the massage I confirmed two other female voices in the building, one of them was for sure working, couldn't tell if the other voice was just sitting in the back room or if she was also working. People came and went during my stay but everyone was quiet for the most part.

Masseuse was not great. If there's a hot one there it's not her. If I could compare her to a celebrity I would say she looks like Shrek. Massage was half-assed and not very skilled, but there was a lot of teasing right out of the gate. She started the handshake before the flip, which I have no problem with. Some reaching and caressing around the back door led me to raise my hips up a bit and she reached around and got started. At this point we are maybe 25 min into the hour and she tells me to flip. I'm ready to go so I don't object. Once I turn over she goes right into it for a second but then stops and clarifies tip amount. I say. 4, she counters with. 6. I express my unhappiness that if it's just a handshake I tip. 4. She stands her ground. Whatever, I don't haggle with these women over 10 or 20 bucks. I'm trying to get in and get out, and I prefer to be quiet especially when there's one or two other mongers within earshot. Earshot is an understatement. Everyone is on top of each other at this place separated by curtains. Alas, I'm not going to make a scene or engage in extended negotiations over a twenty. I realize that pisses other mongers off, but so be it. Inflation is hitting and. 4 was the standard tip pre covid. Price of everything going up.

She gets to work and like most heavy set chicks, her skills are above average. She finishes me off relatively quickly and then massages me for the rest of the time. She ended with a face massage which was fine except for the fact that I got a whiff of her horrible breath and her fingertips reeked of garlic, or something like garlic. A bit of a put-off but the massage was relaxing other than that.

Overall not a great experience but saying I'll never be back would be dramatic. When I'm in the area with time to kill, I'll repeat. I know what I'm going to get here, even if it's a C minus. Hopefully next time I at least draw a better body or a prettier face. Out the door for 1. 2 total, YMMV.

[QUOTE=BeelzaBubba;6400269]Long time lurker, but active in the game. I recently saw Linda at Sakura. This was my 4 thb time seeing her. Paid for half hour. Great FS as always from this Asian beauty. Unfortunately, this complaint isn't about the service from this beauty, but complaints about privacy issues. I chose to do FS first and massage afterwards. This last time was amazing with Linda as I finished filling the bag doggy style with her. The issue I had was that I was stuck in the first room near the entrance where the door always rings when new people come in. Usually just fellow customers. So me making a little noise with Linda or Mimi never usually bothers me. Just as I was about to finish busting a nut though the door opens / rings then a guy announces that he is from Duke Energy and is there to do a meter read. Asks one of the ladies if they speak Manderin. As soon as I hear this I flip out, get uncomfortable and tell Linda, as she is tying the bag, that I have to get out of there. She tries to comfort me by pointing to the door and showing me that it's locked, but that didn't appease me. I start frantically putting my clothes on, then quickly put my socks in my pocket, slip my shoes on sock less, and high tailed it out of there. Never even got to the massage, nor did I care at that point. I wasn't sure if that guy was real who announced himself, but I wasn't sticking around to find out. I am not sure what he heard from the first room between Linda and I, but since walls don't go all the way up who knows. At one point I had flashes of conspiracy theories in my head of a undercover cop pretending to be a Duke Energy worker to scope out the place. Of course the cop scenario is much worse, but Duke Energy showing up is still not good. Whose to say what he hears while in there or if he tells / complains to his superiors about this place, bringing the heat along with it Either scenario bad news in my opinion. My time at massage parlors may have come to an end with this experience. Not sure it's worth the risk anymore. Maybe the recent AMP bust giving me the jitters. Be careful out there.[/QUOTE]This was many years ago, I was visiting the Burlington AMP on 18 next to the post office. In the middle of my massage / he and a BC Sheriff came in to she if the lady was ok. That was scary situation. I am laying in the room listening to the conversation taking place.

Nothing came about it, she returned and went back to doing our business and out the door I went.

Won't lie, that was an odd feeling.

[QUOTE=BeelzaBubba;6400269]Long time lurker, but active in the game. I recently saw Linda at Sakura. This was my 4 thb time seeing her. Paid for half hour. Great FS as always from this Asian beauty. Unfortunately, this complaint isn't about the service from this beauty, but complaints about privacy issues. I chose to do FS first and massage afterwards. This last time was amazing with Linda as I finished filling the bag doggy style with her. The issue I had was that I was stuck in the first room near the entrance where the door always rings when new people come in. Usually just fellow customers. So me making a little noise with Linda or Mimi never usually bothers me. Just as I was about to finish busting a nut though the door opens / rings then a guy announces that he is from Duke Energy and is there to do a meter read. Asks one of the ladies if they speak Manderin. As soon as I hear this I flip out, get uncomfortable and tell Linda, as she is tying the bag, that I have to get out of there. She tries to comfort me by pointing to the door and showing me that it's locked, but that didn't appease me. I start frantically putting my clothes on, then quickly put my socks in my pocket, slip my shoes on sock less, and high tailed it out of there. Never even got to the massage, nor did I care at that point. I wasn't sure if that guy was real who announced himself, but I wasn't sticking around to find out. I am not sure what he heard from the first room between Linda and I, but since walls don't go all the way up who knows. At one point I had flashes of conspiracy theories in my head of a undercover cop pretending to be a Duke Energy worker to scope out the place. Of course the cop scenario is much worse, but Duke Energy showing up is still not good. Whose to say what he hears while in there or if he tells / complains to his superiors about this place, bringing the heat along with it Either scenario bad news in my opinion. My time at massage parlors may have come to an end with this experience. Not sure it's worth the risk anymore. Maybe the recent AMP bust giving me the jitters. Be careful out there.[/QUOTE]If anything the duke employee is probably making plans to come back and be a customer himself if he isn't one already. Few years ago I had Lisa on her back when some knucklehead came in and started blabbering to the other girl outside the front room wall. She was the one spooked trying to get her legs off my shoulders to get up, but I just leaned in and grinned continuing to fuck at a slower quieter pace. LOL.

[QUOTE=Buckeye614;6399885]Has anybody actually confirmed if she is indeed actually a HE?[/QUOTE]Never been interested enough to find out. With the fact its been said for years is enough to keep me away.

Really not much into Massage with great providers out there like Kandee an little WetWet.

I wouldn't have even missed a beat and just kept pounding away. I couldn't care less if those in the waiting area heard me: not my problem. Hell, I might have called back and been like, "Yeah, speaks Mandarin, and she'll be out in 20. ".

If you're that jumpy, you're not 'active' in 'the game'. That line alone was cringe, but what I said is true. Think about it this way, if by some small chance that it was the cops. You're fucked. Might as well get off before they take you in; jail sucks just a little bit less when you're a little bit less full.

[QUOTE=BeelzaBubba;6400269]Long time lurker, but active in the game. I recently saw Linda at Sakura. This was my 4 thb time seeing her. Paid for half hour. Great FS as always from this Asian beauty. Unfortunately, this complaint isn't about the service from this beauty, but complaints about privacy issues. I chose to do FS first and massage afterwards. This last time was amazing with Linda as I finished filling the bag doggy style with her. The issue I had was that I was stuck in the first room near the entrance where the door always rings when new people come in. Usually just fellow customers. So me making a little noise with Linda or Mimi never usually bothers me. Just as I was about to finish busting a nut though the door opens / rings then a guy announces that he is from Duke Energy and is there to do a meter read. Asks one of the ladies if they speak Manderin. As soon as I hear this I flip out, get uncomfortable and tell Linda, as she is tying the bag, that I have to get out of there. She tries to comfort me by pointing to the door and showing me that it's locked, but that didn't appease me. I start frantically putting my clothes on, then quickly put my socks in my pocket, slip my shoes on sock less, and high tailed it out of there. Never even got to the massage, nor did I care at that point. I wasn't sure if that guy was real who announced himself, but I wasn't sticking around to find out. I am not sure what he heard from the first room between Linda and I, but since walls don't go all the way up who knows. At one point I had flashes of conspiracy theories in my head of a undercover cop pretending to be a Duke Energy worker to scope out the place. Of course the cop scenario is much worse, but Duke Energy showing up is still not good. Whose to say what he hears while in there or if he tells / complains to his superiors about this place, bringing the heat along with it Either scenario bad news in my opinion. My time at massage parlors may have come to an end with this experience. Not sure it's worth the risk anymore. Maybe the recent AMP bust giving me the jitters. Be careful out there.[/QUOTE]

Its been said that you can get anything you want at Sakura as long as you bring money. So tell me how much do you think it would take to fuck Mimi in the ass? Anyone have any first hand experience? Just want to be prepared and bring enough. Thanks!

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I am thinking of going to Eswin for the first time. What can I expect? Anyone have a favorite or something I should look out for. What do you usually tip there?

I am been frequenting the one in Alexandria. Still DIY but you get a nice massage and usually not busy.

[QUOTE=Buckeye614;6399885]Has anybody actually confirmed if she is indeed actually a HE?[/QUOTE]You will definitely leave happy. The massage skills aren't bad either she just talks a lot.

Did a little exploring with Dora yesterday afternoon. Nice tight spinner body with average sized bolt ons. Beautiful overall when her mouth isn't open for anything other than handling business. Massage was halfway decent overall, teasing was definitely nice, and the FS was really fun. They got a really solid 3 girl lineup going at Sakura right now.

Pretty sure Danny Devito is now at DP? I went there the other day and got Danny (or atleast a girl that looks very similar). Was disappointed at first as there are girls that are much more presentable there. Oh well. I had read good reviews about Danny so I said fuck it and took the chance. I got a pretty good massage with a good tease. As reported previously, Danny loves giving a prostate massage. Wasn't bad to be honest and I came pretty hard. Not sure if I'd repeat with Danny, but it wasn't the worst experience ever. A nut is a nut.