Massage Parlor Reports

Yuck. I think I am going to vomit. What is wrong with people? When I go to a spa I try to be as clean as possible if only to improve my chances of getting an HE. I would think a provider would be more reluctant to give a HE on a guy that is dirty. This is probably the nastiest conversation I have partaken in on this forum. Can talk of more pleasant things, like getting a BBBJ by a Chinese provider who only has 6 teeth left of which not a single one is a shade lighter than brown? LOL!

[QUOTE=CravenMoorhed;1926190]LOL! That reminds me of a conversation I had with an AMP girl once. In the best way she could- she told me about how some guys just have bad hygiene and when they don't want to shower before, they stink down in the junk. She even about how one guy had dingle berries of toilet paper stuck in the crack of his ass. She told me about another guy who wasn't circumcised and had some kind of cheesey, dirty shit on his dick there. Fucking nasty. She insists they go to the shower. I know I would if I were in her shoes.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Osmosiss;1926282]Yuck. I think I am going to vomit. What is wrong with people? When I go to a spa I try to be as clean as possible if only to improve my chances of getting an HE. I would think a provider would be more reluctant to give a HE on a guy that is dirty. This is probably the nastiest conversation I have partaken in on this forum. Can talk of more pleasant things, like getting a BBBJ by a Chinese provider who only has 6 teeth left of which not a single one is a shade lighter than brown? LOL![/QUOTE]I totally agree- I would think it would make total sense to be clean for the provider to help with rapport and 'motivation', let alone not gross her out. Her story surprised me. Some guys just must be clueless mouth-breathers or just don't give a shit. It's fucked up.

[QUOTE=MikeyGaGa1;1926156] "Tons of dudes that are stocked up shoot on the floor too. I try to keep the shoes right next to the table to avoid any barefoot walking." [/QUOTE]This is very true. I've had Chinese parlor girls jack me off right onto the floor.

[QUOTE=CravenMoorhed;1926190]LOL! That reminds me of a conversation I had with an AMP girl once. In the best way she could- she told me about how some guys just have bad hygiene and when they don't want to shower before, they stink down in the junk. She even about how one guy had dingle berries of toilet paper stuck in the crack of his ass. She told me about another guy who wasn't circumcised and had some kind of cheesey, dirty shit on his dick there. Fucking nasty. She insists they go to the shower. I know I would if I were in her shoes.[/QUOTE]If guys go to AMPs that stinky and nasty, those girls should simply tell them to leave.

[QUOTE=MikeyGaGa1;1925893]Min hua. Have not been since I laid down in some dudes jiz. [/QUOTE]Could have been mine! Last time I was there. 6 months, maybe a year ago. I noticed the girl put the towel back on the table. I asked if she needed to wash it and she said "later". I hustled my ass out of there and mentioned it here. Haven't been back since. Saw the same thing at Kings Foot, and that old place that used to be next to Italy Optical. Mentioned both here and never went back to either. Don't worry though. I keep my jiz clean!

At least I've never laid down in someone else's. Talk about a mood killer!

[QUOTE=Cocknballs;1926861]Could have been mine! Last time I was there. 6 months, maybe a year ago. I noticed the girl put the towel back on the table. I asked if she needed to wash it and she said "later". I hustled my ass out of there and mentioned it here. Haven't been back since. Saw the same thing at Kings Foot, and that old place that used to be next to Italy Optical. Mentioned both here and never went back to either. Don't worry though. I keep my jiz clean!

At least I've never laid down in someone else's. Talk about a mood killer![/QUOTE]It will only happen to you once. It happened to me at JoJo kennesaw. Only precum and sweaty swamp dick but I laid down and it felt damp. I was pissed. I stayed and got a very good "we are sorry" massage (still no he). But now I feel and then smell to test it. Every time. I also make sure the face protection is fresh and sufficient. I've been too lax with the bare feet. Not any longer though.

Ran across a new massage parlor that looks legit called ATL Massage on Hamilton Creek Pkwy in Dacula. Walked in and was greeted by an Asian guy. He said they have American male and female masseuses that rotate, meaning the women don't work there everyday and there were none on staff today. Normal parlor prices. This place is probably as legit as a doctor's office visit.

Stopped by OK Spa in Oakwood tonight. Candy and another woman were working. Candy looks OK but is all business and I had seen her before. The other woman was busy so I didn't get a chance to see what she looked like. Went over to Kelly's Spa in Gainesville and Lee was working. She's been there a couple of years now and is all business as well. Lastly, went over to Oasis on Atlanta Hwy and drew Suzie. I just wanted a TS and HJ. She did a pretty good TS but the HJ was mechanical so I asked if the other woman could give it a try. In walked Jenny, who's 5' tall and overall petite but at least 50 years old. Had a session over a year ago with Jenny and I remember it went OK. Coaxed Jenny into finishing me off and she did it well. Amazingly, she remembered every detail of our convo last year, which really surprised me. Can't really recommend Jenny due to her age, but I had a satisfying time.

[QUOTE=Grover13;1926885]It will only happen to you once. It happened to me at JoJo kennesaw. Only precum and sweaty swamp dick but I laid down and it felt damp. I was pissed. I stayed and got a very good "we are sorry" massage (still no he). But now I feel and then smell to test it. Every time. I also make sure the face protection is fresh and sufficient. I've been too lax with the bare feet. Not any longer though.[/QUOTE]About 4 years ago I caught a staph infection and had to be on 3 kinds of strong anti-biotics for a month.

I am OCD as it can get, super clean an hygienic and the only AMP I'd ever been to back then was Green in Sandy Springs.

I never did anything unsafe with the girl, Cherry was her name. FS, but everything was covered even the BJ.

I had been there about 3 times and I remember clearly the table shower once was done by the old mama because the girls were all busy. This old lady was using a luffa sponge so rough she actually drew blood on my leg. I am no Doctor, but that had to be how this nasty staph came about.

The place itself was not the cleanest, but I would not say filthy. Needless to say, I've never been back.

Now, I walk out of most places right away if they look dirty or smell bad...well except when Q was open. That place was nasty but.

I'd fuck Nicole in the trash dumpster if that's how it had to be!

Any intel on the recently arrived Sofia at Massage Pro? She looks good and seems friendly.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1928113]Any intel on the recently arrived Sofia at Massage Pro? She looks good and seems friendly.[/QUOTE]Legit as shit.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1928113]Any intel on the recently arrived Sofia at Massage Pro? She looks good and seems friendly.[/QUOTE]What part of town is this Massage Pro in?

[QUOTE=SunSin1;1928384]What part of town is this Massage Pro in?[/QUOTE]3105 Peachtree Pkwy, Suwanee, 30024.

Headed over (2 minute drive from my house) to Wellness Massage Therapy in Suwanee... Off of Lawrenceville-Suwanee road. Walked in at about 830 pm and only one lady working there, Chinese mid 30's, great body and ass, but dressed conservative. Opted for 1 hour for .55 and was well worth it for a legit massage. Draping came off a few times and she didn't mind, light teasing but nothing much. She was cute and a little flirty but no hints for extras besides a little teasing down there. This place seems legit, but maybe after a few repeats I could get something, but not worth it. Still on the prowl to find some extras in Suwanee / Lawrenceville!

Stop in the old Queen Massage on Holcomb Bridge / Jimmy Carter. I was greeted by an elder grandma type and a younger lady whom could have been her grand daughter. The older lady kept insisting that I give her a try at some type of massage. This may be a good place for a massage, but there is no way I would be in the mood for anything else, unless they have or get a new staff. Maybe I will try for a foot massage at a later date. They seem to be hurting for business.