Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Moccdawg;2482934]As us guys try to get more Bang for less Buck, the girls try to get more Buck for less Bang.[/QUOTE]This is a perfect summary of this whole hobby of ours. I'm sure we all have had our share of rip offs and good deals too. Here's one that happened to me over the weekend. I was almost home and pulled into one of my go 2's to see if a regular was working. She was. She tried to hustle me into a room but I was being a little stubborn. I told (and showed) her I only had 60 which I thought would make her say come back tomorrow. But surprisingly she didn't and into the room I went. She finished up with her customer and in she comes. I was thinking I would get a shortened session and smaller menu but same as always. 2 days later I go back for another helping and I leave only dropping 80. So there are deals out there. I think it has a lot to do with how busy they are and the rapport we have established with them. Of course YMMV.

This is a good situation and I think if your a regular there should be this give and take. Keeps you coming back.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;2483878]This is a perfect summary of this whole hobby of ours. I'm sure we all have had our share of rip offs and good deals too. Here's one that happened to me over the weekend. I was almost home and pulled into one of my go 2's to see if a regular was working. She was. She tried to hustle me into a room but I was being a little stubborn. I told (and showed) her I only had 60 which I thought would make her say come back tomorrow. But surprisingly she didn't and into the room I went. She finished up with her customer and in she comes. I was thinking I would get a shortened session and smaller menu but same as always. 2 days later I go back for another helping and I leave only dropping 80. So there are deals out there. I think it has a lot to do with how busy they are and the rapport we have established with them. Of course YMMV.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=IlDiavolo;2477154]An absolutely outstanding blend. Enthusiastically delivered is an understatement. Highly recommended. I will definitely repeat, holy![/QUOTE]I had my cup of coffee late Friday morning. The conifer blend with this MT is exceptional. From the beginning as you enter with nice sensual hugs to the TS and excellent massage to Finish. Coffee does fill the rim.

HD.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;2482423]Tipping Benjamin for less than full service here is a gross overpayment.[/QUOTE]Opinions and assholes, we all have them! $ was a fair tip, a gentleman does not share all details in their post. I've been playing this game for a quite a while and will pay fairly for good service. I do have issues with those who regularly short a good therapist and the next guy pays dearly via poor attitude and service. Your idea of a fair price may be good for a SW looking for her next fix. I will share details with proven seniors.

Alright fellow mongers, need some help. One of my ATFs from AOL has left and I lost her number. She went by Vanessa. Younger, pretty face, thick latina. Anyone know how I can get back in contact with her, PM me!

Thanks!

I would move on.

[QUOTE=SelfHi5;2484308]Alright fellow mongers, need some help. One of my ATFs from AOL has left and I lost her number. She went by Vanessa. Younger, pretty face, thick latina. Anyone know how I can get back in contact with her, PM me!

Thanks![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Magooski;2482260]I was way up north last week for meetings and stopped at Pine Spa. I had Kimmy, older Korean MT and I'm fine with that. I love Korean style massage. Very nice and left happy and relaxed, would repeat if I'm in the area. . 80 for massage, nice place, TS was 10, massage was 11. Not full service, but left very happy with no negotiating back and forth, $. 80 total cost.[/QUOTE]When you say up north. I'm thinking the other Pines By Big Mac?

[QUOTE=Magooski;2482260]I was way up north last week for meetings and stopped at Pine Spa. I had Kimmy, older Korean MT and I'm fine with that. I love Korean style massage. Very nice and left happy and relaxed, would repeat if I'm in the area. . 80 for massage, nice place, TS was 10, massage was 11. Not full service, but left very happy with no negotiating back and forth, $. 80 total cost.[/QUOTE

When you say up north, I'm thinking. A Big Mac And a Massage and a? the other Pines 83 ?

This was way north for me, In Libertyville. Not Pinetree which is still north to me, but not that far!

Magooski actually did a great job of describing which one it was. , There are at least two Pines- one in Libertyville and the other is somewhere around Willowbrook. That's why I mentioned to other posters it's best not use a hidden codes and just say where they went to- which Magooski did. It's easy to get confused with the names of some of the places since they're similar. It's also easier to do a search on them if everyone uses the same name. Magooski- one question- how did the gal look that you got at Pine?? Was she slender, average build, overweight??

I guess if you go to the Willowbrook spa you could get yourself a Happy Meal haha!

[QUOTE=Kellster;2484633]Magooski actually did a great job of describing which one it was. , There are at least two Pines- one in Libertyville and the other is somewhere around Willowbrook. That's why I mentioned to other posters it's best not use a hidden codes and just say where they went to- which Magooski did. It's easy to get confused with the names of some of the places since they're similar. It's also easier to do a search on them if everyone uses the same name. Magooski- one question- how did the gal look that you got at Pine?? Was she slender, average build, overweight??

I guess if you go to the Willowbrook spa you could get yourself a Happy Meal haha![/QUOTE]Fricking hilarious! I like getting the chocolate shake.

Hi all. I'll be in oak brook terrace this afternoon and, not being much of a nomad, would like to try some suburban fare. Which towns would be best to look for accommodating massage establishments? Please dm, not necessarily looking for specific spa names, just towns, but I'd take spa names if you want to give them up. Thanks.

TR.

[QUOTE=Magooski;2484221]Opinions and assholes, we all have them! $ was a fair tip, a gentleman does not share all details in their post. I've been playing this game for a quite a while and will pay fairly for good service. I do have issues with those who regularly short a good therapist and the next guy pays dearly via poor attitude and service. Your idea of a fair price may be good for a SW looking for her next fix. I will share details with proven seniors.[/QUOTE]Whenever experiencing a new environment, it is usually suggested you spend some amount of time to acquaint yourself with the customs and cultures. This attitude of dispensing money is akin to telling your Mercedes dealer "No, here's another $20 K because you've been so nice". $100 for less than full service in a Lake County IL AMP is an absurd token. All you do is display your ignorance of the local pricing structures and opportunities.

[QUOTE=AcrossTheUnive;2484646]Fricking hilarious! I like getting the chocolate shake.[/QUOTE]To quote Cal Naughton Jr. & Ricky Bobby- "It's time to Shake & Bake. You got to shake it, before you bake it!

And one more. To quote the late great Colonel Sanders, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" haha!

I like the analogy.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;2485426]Whenever experiencing a new environment, it is usually suggested you spend some amount of time to acquaint yourself with the customs and cultures. This attitude of dispensing money is akin to telling your Mercedes dealer "No, here's another $20 K because you've been so nice". $100 for less than full service in a Lake County IL AMP is an absurd token. All you do is display your ignorance of the local pricing structures and opportunities.[/QUOTE]