Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Treyy;2641269]I was intrigued by Lexi's pics so stopped in to E / W last week. She is a nice-looking fit gal. As per most experiences at E / W she suffers from GPS. Massage was average. Top was a huge deception, we're talking AA territory. Finish was mechanical. She was ready to shoo me out the door after 35 min of a 1 hr massage. I pushed for more time and she complied but it was even less enthusiastic than at the start. Would not repeat.

Treyy.[/QUOTE]You just described several of the girls at E / W. Saw Melody last week and the same thing, one of the worst massages and mechanical finish. Considering most ask for a 60/80/120 tip you would think they would be some of the best and you would at least get the full amount of time. Not here! I'm done there.

Awhile back I did a review on Lees in Holland. Has anyone else partook?

[QUOTE=Bloozer;2643905]Awhile back I did a review on Lees in Holland. Has anyone else partook?[/QUOTE]On 9-24-15 I did a review with KC at Lees. Decent MS, but no teasing or touching the boys until after the flip. Good frontal MS, and a very nice HJ at the end.

Haven't seen a report about that place or a backpage ad in quite awhile. Anyone been there lately? Or know why they haven't had an ad posted?

I recently had the opportunity to visit Pacific on the 28th. It was an unexpected opportunity closer to the end of their business day and checked whether Katrina was working that day. She was not, but Heidi was available. Heidi appeared to be as described previously with fault broken English. There was one other lady working at that time, but I could not get a good look or a name. From the passing glance I got, she is about 5' 4", somewhat plump, and had curly dark hair.

Pacific appears to be clean and sufficiently organized. I was shown to a room and asked whether I wanted to shower. I said yes and was given a towel and directed to the shower room. Heidi asked whether I could wait a few moments before starting the massage. I agreed and showered.

At this point, this seemed a little odd to be unescorted in the establishment, but I went with it as this was my first visit here. After my solo shower, I returned to the room and waited another 10-15 min.

Eventually, Heidi returned, apologized for the wait, and began the MS. I was feeling irritated so did not offer much conversation and directed her to do a relaxing massage. Her technique seemed to be knowledgeable and confident. Overall, I was impressed with the MS for relaxation. As she worked her way to legs, she was very smooth with slowly introducing teasing along the and up to the boys. After the flip, the progressive teasing continued with front MS until she simply asked "ok"? I agreed and she continued to the HE. I did not try much wandering, but at one point rested a hand on her hip. She felt firm at least in that spot. LOL. After, she gathered moist towels for all over wipe down.

Aside from the seemingly weird start, I am overall satisfied and impressed. May repeat.

I went and seen Robin at Royal this pasted week. She always takes care of me.

I love her body. [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/robin-at-royal-touch/19797989[/URL].

[QUOTE=GoodGuy21;2644269]Haven't seen a report about that place or a backpage ad in quite awhile. Anyone been there lately? Or know why they haven't had an ad posted?[/QUOTE]Stopped in mid day, Sky on vacation till Wednesday and other ladies I saw before were not in or busy. Had an hour with Nikki and am glad I did. Light massage and right to getting comfortable and roaming. She suggested when seeing her for first time is nice if tip is on counter when she comes into the room, then she knows what is expected and can get on with it.

Place is already decorated for Halloween and costumes should start on the 19th. Maybe some backpage ads will show up then.

[QUOTE=GoodGuy21;2644269]Haven't seen a report about that place or a backpage ad in quite awhile. Anyone been there lately? Or know why they haven't had an ad posted?[/QUOTE]Yeah, no ads on BP still. I just called them though, and they're still around. Must not be placing ads anymore I guess.

Stop in there tonight had some time and some aches haven't been there in 3 months or so. Didn't call ahead took a chance on the luck of draw ask for hh paid 40 young black girl took me back to room got comfortable she came back I happened to notice time started massage basically the back of my calves ask if I had been there before and if I got happy endings I said usually after about 10 min she ask me to flip and went right to the little guy no teasing just oil and rub. After about 5 it ended she put a towel over me then went to get warm wash clothes gave them to me started changing bedding and ask if I was going to tip in the room or in lobby. I told her no tip I was shorted on time worst massage I've had won't go back couldn't understand her name all I can remember it started with an M. Was out of there in 20 min, first time ever I didn't tip.

[QUOTE=RunDeep;2644827]I recently had the opportunity to visit Pacific on the 28th. It was an unexpected opportunity closer to the end of their business day and checked whether Katrina was working that day. She was not, but Heidi was available. Heidi appeared to be as described previously with fault broken English. There was one other lady working at that time, but I could not get a good look or a name. From the passing glance I got, she is about 5' 4", somewhat plump, and had curly dark hair.

Pacific appears to be clean and sufficiently organized. I was shown to a room and asked whether I wanted to shower. I said yes and was given a towel and directed to the shower room. Heidi asked whether I could wait a few moments before starting the massage. I agreed and showered.

At this point, this seemed a little odd to be unescorted in the establishment, but I went with it as this was my first visit here. After my solo shower, I returned to the room and waited another 10-15 min.

Eventually, Heidi returned, apologized for the wait, and began the MS. I was feeling irritated so did not offer much conversation and directed her to do a relaxing massage. Her technique seemed to be knowledgeable and confident. Overall, I was impressed with the MS for relaxation. As she worked her way to legs, she was very smooth with slowly introducing teasing along the and up to the boys. After the flip, the progressive teasing continued with front MS until she simply asked "ok"? I agreed and she continued to the HE. I did not try much wandering, but at one point rested a hand on her hip. She felt firm at least in that spot. LOL. After, she gathered moist towels for all over wipe down.

Aside from the seemingly weird start, I am overall satisfied and impressed. May repeat.[/QUOTE]She has given FS in the past at the Cascade location. YMMV tho as I have not seen another FS report about her. Maybe a second visit would persuade her for a larger menu.

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Thanks for the info! I've been wanting to get back there, but not seeing the ad is weird. Still trying to see Natasha or Peyton. Natalie, Aliese, and a few others that I can't remember their names have been awesome.

[QUOTE=Asianplvr;2647657]She has given FS in the past at the Cascade location. YMMV tho as I have not seen another FS report about her. Maybe a second visit would persuade her for a larger menu.[/QUOTE]I saw Heidi 6 or so times at the Cascade location in 2014. I kept uping my offer each time until I reached 60 house fee and 140 tip. 200 total. She said no to everything but HE. 1 time she pulled up her bra for me, but other times pushed my hand away. She said she doesn't want someone reading about what she does on the internet! So I tipped my usual 60/ hr 40/ tip.

Use a hobby phone if you exchange numbers with her. She texted every week asking when I was coming to see her. I think only a skilled Asian Jedi Master gets FS from her.

NJ.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2648509]I saw Heidi 6 or so times at the Cascade location in 2014. I kept uping my offer each time until I reached 60 house fee and 140 tip. 200 total. She said no to everything but HE. 1 time she pulled up her bra for me, but other times pushed my hand away. She said she doesn't want someone reading about what she does on the internet! So I tipped my usual 60/ hr 40/ tip.

Use a hobby phone if you exchange numbers with her. She texted every week asking when I was coming to see her. I think only a skilled Asian Jedi Master gets FS from her.

NJ.[/QUOTE]That GPS seems to be contagious, it's running rampant through MPs! Envy has a terrible case of it, but I already talked about that. Course on the other hand, it's mongers (no one here I'm sure) who don't think with the big head and just make it rain that causes GPS, so really, it's hard to fault the provider completely.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2648509]I saw Heidi 6 or so times at the Cascade location in 2014. I kept uping my offer each time until I reached 60 house fee and 140 tip. 200 total. She said no to everything but HE. 1 time she pulled up her bra for me, but other times pushed my hand away. She said she doesn't want someone reading about what she does on the internet! So I tipped my usual 60/ hr 40/ tip.

Use a hobby phone if you exchange numbers with her. She texted every week asking when I was coming to see her. I think only a skilled Asian Jedi Master gets FS from her.

NJ.[/QUOTE]Lmao, you're to funny. I do not claim to be a Jedi Master but I have been known to use charm to my advantage. I honestly think I got her during a horny moment she was having because I have not read another report of her giving FS. I have never tried again as she is not quite my type I normally look for and I like variety. I will say this: she seemed to be nervous and new to giving FS at her salon.

Only other FS from Pacific I have received was Sara at the 44th st. Location. Heck, she'd fuck with anal included for $20 tip. $20 total FS at her place at times. I don't think she works the MP any longer but maybe someone has her digits and can follow up here. I do not have her contact info any longer.

[QUOTE=Asianplvr;2649572]Lmao, you're to funny. I do not claim to be a Jedi Master but I have been known to use charm to my advantage. I honestly think I got her during a horny moment she was having because I have not read another report of her giving FS. I have never tried again as she is not quite my type I normally look for and I like variety. I will say this: she seemed to be nervous and new to giving FS at her salon.

Only other FS from Pacific I have received was Sara at the 44th st. Location. Heck, she'd fuck with anal included for $20 tip. $20 total FS at her place at times. I don't think she works the MP any longer but maybe someone has her digits and can follow up here. I do not have her contact info any longer.[/QUOTE]Sarah was let go. Kiet reads this forum.

[QUOTE=Pete3854;2650146]Sarah was let go. Kiet reads this forum.[/QUOTE]Is Sara the red hair, mid 40's?

[QUOTE=Akenathon;2650252]Is Sara the red hair, mid 40's?[/QUOTE]No. She was early 20's. A bit homely looking. Never partaked.

Are the following worth seeing? Feel free to pm me if you like.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/100-satisfaction-guaranteed-real-massage/17447272[/URL]

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-therapy-by-a-filipina/20818574[/URL]

Thanks.

[URL]http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5263543632.html[/URL]

I like ebony girls, she looks good if a he is available ill go see her right away.

[URL]http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5256673476.html[/URL]

I also love mature women, cougars, cougars, cougars. I'm still seeing the mature lady from Zeeland but I like to try different girls.

Anyway, I texted the massage girl, she has low rate by the hour and draping is not require, that makes me thing that maybe something else may be on the table.

[URL]http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5259411736.html[/URL]

This one looks great but the add says just massage. Not sure about it.

[QUOTE=Xxxgrman;2650319]Are the following worth seeing? Feel free to pm me if you like.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/100-satisfaction-guaranteed-real-massage/17447272[/URL]

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-therapy-by-a-filipina/20818574[/URL]

Thanks.[/QUOTE]The first link is for Jennifer. She is probably one of my top three favorites of all time. She is super good looking, has the most AMAZING body, never has rushed our time, and provides a clean environment. You will leave happy so no worries there. As for the other link. I can't say anything cause I've never seen her. I'd suggest getting the best bang for your buck and schedule with Jennifer!

I had a follow up opportunity to visit Pacific in Cascsde. Calling a few minutes ahead to check availability, Olivia answered. Upon arrival, I was greeted by Olivia who appeared to be very well endowed and expectedly padded to match. I guess age in mid-late 20's. Her looks could be mistaken for Hispanic, but actually Mediterranean. I settled up for an hour massage.

After being shown to a room, I was asked if I wanted to shower. I declined and the massage began. The MS was reasonable, but I'm sure there's better. Olivia was chatty, bubbly, kind of blunt, and fairly forward about her endowment. At about 30 min, she asked for the flip and offered to remove the top. She is really huge up top and offered to allow roaming up top and elsewhere with one exception. At the same time she moved in for the HE, but I countered with reverse to fill out the time.

We reversed for about 10 min with free roaming. During this, she hinted she would have usually "moved things along" by that point, but she was enjoying herself as-is. After the reverse, we moved back for the HE. After, she was courteous with cleanup using warm towels.

I ended there 60 + 40 and will not likely repeat with her on the unprompted admission to want to routinely short time. I think I would better appreciate either a better MS with no effort to assure the time paid for or MS with full extras. Roaming alone is not a goal or really fulfilling for me.

The story doesn't give too many details but it sounds like no one got hurt.

[URL]http://woodtv.com/2015/10/16/1-arrested-in-plainfield-twp-armed-robbery/[/URL]

[QUOTE=EngrGuy;2650674][URL]http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/5259411736.html[/URL]

This one looks great but the add says just massage. Not sure about it.[/QUOTE]Used to post under Aggie. Number of revs on her. Good MS, mixed reviews lately on any HEs anymore.

[QUOTE=Xxxgrman;2650319]Are the following worth seeing? Feel free to pm me if you like.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/100-satisfaction-guaranteed-real-massage/17447272[/URL]

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-therapy-by-a-filipina/20818574[/URL]

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Second one is Kaylan, used to be at Healthy Habits on east 28th. Have seen her a couple of times; very good MS, some teasing, top off with roaming allowed, and nice HE. Nice big titties, and surprisingly firmer than expected. However, latest revs indicate HEs, and top off, not always a given.

$45 for an hour massage. I do like a good bargain. Anybody got a review?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-youll-love-only-45hr/20085738[/URL]

[QUOTE=MrShyGuy;2651895]$45 for an hour massage. I do like a good bargain. Anybody got a review?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-youll-love-only-45hr/20085738[/URL][/QUOTE]Feeling a little hungover I thought a massage would be a great way to start my day. Being the cheap Dutchman that I am I went for the $45 hour massage. I guess I should have done more research and known that multiple woman work out of this facility. This shy guy didn't call or text to set up an appointment and didn't choose who gave the massage. I ended up with Tina who said she has 9 years experience. Although I didn't ask for any changes during massage. She didn't find my normal areas of need's and never came close to exciting me. I do believe she has more skills to offer but I dang near fell asleep. I will be going back for a second visit, next time I will have a drink some liquid courage and mention the body rub ad.

Last thing some of the girls charge different amounts for room time. I paid $50.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-get-an-amazing-and-relaxing-massage/21216306[/URL]

Johnny Nosearchadaforum strikes again!

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/end-your-friday-right/21215941[/URL]

She posts quite a bit and I believe is available at both a local establishment as well as outcall. The item that caught my eye is in the cup holder. Stay safe out there.

I noticed the $45 price, too, and was looking for only a massage recently myself. My thinking was, "I'll enjoy a massage and get a feel for other possibilities should I choose to return. " The massage wasn't particularly satisfying. There were not hints at all of more being available, but if memory serves, other reviews indicate that there are options to be had except that they're overpriced. My beef is one I've run into frequently. The question is asked whether or not there are any particular areas that need attention (not the wink-wink sort of attention, but where are the sore spots). I always say my right ankle. Nothing more soothing for an arthritic joint than a good massage. But once more, even though asked and answered, nary a touch to my right ankle. So, for me, I received a massage not even worth the $45 and I'm not interested in forcing the is-there-more question without at least a hint that there could be.

Interestingly enough, of the two who work out of this location, Lynn looks better in pix than real life; and Tina, who was in the waiting room, is much cuter than her photos suggest.

[QUOTE=MrShyGuy;2653509]Feeling a little hungover I thought a massage would be a great way to start my day. Being the cheap Dutchman that I am I went for the $45 hour massage. I guess I should have done more research and known that multiple woman work out of this facility. This shy guy didn't call or text to set up an appointment and didn't choose who gave the massage. I ended up with Tina who said she has 9 years experience. Although I didn't ask for any changes during massage. She didn't find my normal areas of need's and never came close to exciting me. I do believe she has more skills to offer but I dang near fell asleep. I will be going back for a second visit, next time I will have a drink some liquid courage and mention the body rub ad.

Last thing some of the girls charge different amounts for room time. I paid $50.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-get-an-amazing-and-relaxing-massage/21216306[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kiljian;2654955][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/end-your-friday-right/21215941[/URL]

She posts quite a bit and I believe is available at both a local establishment as well as outcall. The item that caught my eye is in the cup holder. Stay safe out there.[/QUOTE]WOW!! Good eye Kiljian! I don't think I would have ever noticed that!

[QUOTE=Shawtren;2655466]WOW!! Good eye Kiljian! I don't think I would have ever noticed that![/QUOTE]What's the deal with that? I'm not seeing anything suspicious, but maybe I'm blind.

[QUOTE=Kiljian;2654955][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/end-your-friday-right/21215941[/URL]

She posts quite a bit and I believe is available at both a local establishment as well as outcall. The item that caught my eye is in the cup holder. Stay safe out there.[/QUOTE]That is a great catch, indeed!

Possibly a diabetic, but who really knows? I have zero interest to find out.

Again, well done!

[QUOTE=Grube;2655554]What's the deal with that? I'm not seeing anything suspicious, but maybe I'm blind.[/QUOTE]Looks like a needle Grube? See it?

[QUOTE=Grube;2655554]What's the deal with that? I'm not seeing anything suspicious, but maybe I'm blind.[/QUOTE]There is a syringe in the cupholder in the second picture.

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[QUOTE=MrShyGuy;2651895]$45 for an hour massage. I do like a good bargain. Anybody got a review?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-youll-love-only-45hr/20085738[/URL][/QUOTE]The massage is just okay and nothing more to be offered so don't waste your time with Lynn.

Or Tina if you are looking for anything more then a massage.

After much reading here and writing down numbers, I simply have one question:

Which massage parlor / therapist do you recommend for the best sensual massage? And I would like a massage that is actually enjoyable for the full hour.

In the past, I have visited Panacea with Aliese and very much enjoyed it. I have seen a girl named Jennifer twice who I see on CL offering a discount to men over 50. She was good both times.

But now I see numerous other places.

So far, I am leaning towards a Jessica (perky breasts) or a Lauren at YMassage (I think).

Who and where would you recommend?

A review will be forthcoming after my visit.

I never post, but wanted to toss out a minor suggestion, please just consider.

It does seem like pacific gets shuffled around by this board more then any other massage location, having several reviews recently, and could probably benefit from a period of silence for awhile.

As stated previously many times, the owner uses this board to make staffing decisions.

New locations need the coverage way more then the old standby that most people are already very familiar with.