Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Gesco;2451404]Stopped by Babes on the east side. I was pleasantly surprised to find Fiona was back. Went to the back with her. Time and money well, well spent.

Tuesdays are usually a good deal there, if she's there, it's a must go for me. Best fun and value at a club that I've had in Indy.[/QUOTE]I sadly discovered the last time I went to Babes that Fiona had gotten fired. I didn't hear the whole story but it seemed to involve her boyfriend coming into the club and making a scene about something. Hopefully she can get on at another club and hasn't ended her days as a dancer.

Hopefully I will meet my friends videoxxman and indyguy there. (Rio) mostly will update any luck either one of the places.

[QUOTE=BigStud94;2545908]Anybody know what happened to a dancer named Diana from Dancers. She was an older blonde MILF with a huge rack that gave great couch dances. She left Dancers several years ago but I haven't been able to find where she went or what she is doing.

Also there use to be a hot curly head brunette at the Harem house several years ago named Veronica. I heard she moved to the red garter but I don't know what happened to her after that. She was my atf at one point. I would like to see her again. I miss the Days gone by.

BS94.[/QUOTE]Diana has been at the Brass Flamingo the last couple of years. She works day shift.

[QUOTE=Theindianaguy;2546997]Diana has been at the Brass Flamingo the last couple of years. She works day shift.[/QUOTE]I will have to check her out again. I do mouse her dances.

BS94.

Hot looking spinner in the afternoon. Layla. Don't worry about the name 'cause she looks way different from the others. In fact all the others look different from the others.

I was at Dancers during the day shift & saw a girl who looks like she works out all the time. She is a brunette had a few face piercings. I didn't get a chance to say Hi to her. Does anyone know her name and what she is like? She was probably around 30 yrs old.

I can usually only play during the early afternoon so my option are limited. I've been visiting strip club on English ave for a few months. It's kinda of dirty but found an attractive blond there that I get some intimate dances with. Not sure of name. You can certainly find some workers who understand the industry they are in and don't mind telling you about it. Normally not the highest end entertainers in the world but will sometimes do in a pinch.

[U][B]Dancers[/B]
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They have the gals buffet, Thai, Indian, Caucasian, Black, latina etc.

[B]BodyType
[/B]Skinny, fit,18's, 1 or 2 baby damage.

Come to you.

All of them, go around and you get to feel every body there, table dance.

[B]No extras[/B](unless you are regular you find one, they got cams in the couch and these couch are private. So you don't have to peek at other person LOL.

Buffet get to taste all and choose one.

[U][B]Rio[/B]
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Caucasian, black.

[B]BodyType[/B]

Skinny,1 18,4 or 5 baby damage, dope few.

[B]Extras[/B]

Find the right gal, don't shell out money right away. Wait and fish, go before 6 pm and you will find people who are ending shifts and they will be ready to offer the best. As they wanto make money before the night shift people come.

Finding that fish = McRib (only seasonal).

What is a fair donation for an excellent BBBJTCWS during a private dance? Not in a VIP / Champagne / Gold room, just a regular ol' private dance. Assume she's around a 9 in looks and personality.

[QUOTE=Bubbler99;2548667]What is a fair donation for an excellent BBBJTCWS during a private dance? Not in a VIP / Champagne / Gold room, just a regular ol' private dance. Assume she's around a 9 in looks and personality.[/QUOTE]You can't throw that out there and not give a name or location. WTF?!

[QUOTE=Golfer72;2548705]You can't throw that out there and not give a name or location. WTF?![/QUOTE]Yes, I can.

[QUOTE=Bubbler99;2549693]Yes, I can.[/QUOTE]That is the best, as we want to keep this place safe and preserve the identity so it won't lead to closure of the place.

[QUOTE=Bubbler99;2549693]Yes, I can.[/QUOTE]And always good to see old names come back on. Truth is BJs in clubs aren't uncommon, but the pricing has always been all over the place. Not unusual to know what they want before they do it, they don't want to do it and wind up with a polite thank you as all they get afterwards. I know girls that ask for 2 or 3 bills for the attention. Often it is more in the AMP pricing range-60 to 80, or more if it is worth it. LOL, don't say who or where, but what did you tip?

Happened to be driving through Kokomo just last week and ventured into the Hip Hugger. Didn't even have time to order a beer when a young lady offered me a dance (Think of the British Pound for her name). Two songs and. 5 later I was refreshed and out the door. Yes it happens all the time.

[QUOTE=Ilapp;2554563]And always good to see old names come back on. Truth is BJs in clubs aren't uncommon, but the pricing has always been all over the place. Not unusual to know what they want before they do it, they don't want to do it and wind up with a polite thank you as all they get afterwards. I know girls that ask for 2 or 3 bills for the attention. Often it is more in the AMP pricing range-60 to 80, or more if it is worth it. LOL, don't say who or where, but what did you tip?[/QUOTE]

I used to go to strip clubs regularly (Dancers, mostly, or Brad's Gold Club) but I've never been offered any extras -- I thought it was just a myth! So, reading some of these reports makes me feel like a rube. What's the secret? Am I too polite?

BTW, anyone remember Angel, who used to dance at Dancers five or six years ago? Tall, thin blonde girl with amazing natural breasts. Ring a bell for anyone? Is she still dancing anywhere?

[QUOTE=Oggie;2558236]I used to go to strip clubs regularly (Dancers, mostly, or Brad's Gold Club) but I've never been offered any extras -- I thought it was just a myth! So, reading some of these reports makes me feel like a rube. What's the secret? Am I too polite?

BTW, anyone remember Angel, who used to dance at Dancers five or six years ago? Tall, thin blonde girl with amazing natural breasts. Ring a bell for anyone? Is she still dancing anywhere?[/QUOTE]I'm also a former strip club aficionado, although I never spent much time in the Indy clubs. There were a few dives where I was offered extras, but not in the nicer clubs. However, there was a club in Albuquerque where I was a regular. They had separate waitresses, who were not allowed to dance or strip. My waitress, on slow days would spend a long time with me in the VIP, where I would get her off by hand and break all the no touching rules, but other than a lot of excessive groping, nothing for me.

I did have one dancer take me home with her from the club, screw my brains out all night long and fix me breakfast, but then she started talking about marriage. Personally, I need to know someone for longer than 10 hours before I'm ready to discuss marriage.

In my younger days I had a lot of luck dating strippers, it was even cost effective. They would make their money off of the other customers and just hang out with me when it was slow. The only downside is that it stirs up a lot of jealousy in the club. Dancers who would never talk to you before suddenly are pissed off because you went on one date with someone else.

I went to a Toronto strip club one time a few years ago and hated it. I always liked the tease, the occasional chance to get a brief taste of nipple, or to get a finger wet. It was a challenge. But in Toronto there was none of that. It was simply "let's go upstairs and I'll blow you for $150". A quick CBJ and then they zip you up still wearing the cover and tell you to ditch it in the men's room.

[QUOTE=Ilapp;2554563]And always good to see old names come back on. Truth is BJs in clubs aren't uncommon, but the pricing has always been all over the place. Not unusual to know what they want before they do it, they don't want to do it and wind up with a polite thank you as all they get afterwards. I know girls that ask for 2 or 3 bills for the attention. Often it is more in the AMP pricing range-60 to 80, or more if it is worth it. LOL, don't say who or where, but what did you tip?[/QUOTE]Her opening bid was 2, talked her down to 1, added gratuity commensurate with quality of service.

I know I have no proof and you may think I'm just bragging, but I am sincere; I can and do get FS all the time in clubs. Usually at the table, not in the VIP either. I always prepare by putting on a condom in the bathroom and leaving it barely on.

I sit in an out of the way table, pick a second string girl who may be lacking in self image and attention, a light skinned black girl is always a good bet. When she sits next to me, I put her hand on my upper thigh and I immediately put my hand on hers -- letting my my pinky finger press into her pussy. Don't be timid. I move it around around and check the reaction, which is usually her rubbing my cock to feel me get hard and making it fill up the condom, by the way. If she moves around, changes position I don't repeat. Stay cool, a lot of girls won't like that. If she seems game, I move the needle a little more.

I get some table dances her facing away and test her by pulling her panties over to one side. If she sits up to let me move them over, that's good. As she's grinding I tip $1 every minute or so. Once my dick is out and she has her hand on it, I drop a $20. From there, it's game on, a $20 every song or so and she'll fulfill her fantasy by fucking a stranger while facing away from him anonymously -- plus she can monitor the room.

I've fucked a girl with a table of friends, other girls right there talking, including some of you guys reading this right now. I can't say it will work for you, but I ALWAYS get digits and can find out when they're working but don't meet them outside the club usually.

It's fast, it's inexpensive it's fun and no harm done.

[QUOTE=ItsMyMrp;2560237] Once my dick is out and she has her hand on it... [/QUOTE]What are you wearing to make this occur without notice or zipper cuts?

[QUOTE=ItsMyMrp;2560237]I know I have no proof and you may think I'm just bragging, but I am sincere; I can and do get FS all the time in clubs. Usually at the table, not in the VIP either. I always prepare by putting on a condom in the bathroom and leaving it barely on.

I sit in an out of the way table, pick a second string girl who may be lacking in self image and attention, a light skinned black girl is always a good bet. When she sits next to me, I put her hand on my upper thigh and I immediately put my hand on hers -- letting my my pinky finger press into her pussy. Don't be timid. I move it around around and check the reaction, which is usually her rubbing my cock to feel me get hard and making it fill up the condom, by the way. If she moves around, changes position I don't repeat. Stay cool, a lot of girls won't like that. If she seems game, I move the needle a little more.

I get some table dances her facing away and test her by pulling her panties over to one side. If she sits up to let me move them over, that's good. As she's grinding I tip $1 every minute or so. Once my dick is out and she has her hand on it, I drop a $20. From there, it's game on, a $20 every song or so and she'll fulfill her fantasy by fucking a stranger while facing away from him anonymously -- plus she can monitor the room.

I've fucked a girl with a table of friends, other girls right there talking, including some of you guys reading this right now. I can't say it will work for you, but I ALWAYS get digits and can find out when they're working but don't meet them outside the club usually.

It's fast, it's inexpensive it's fun and no harm done.[/QUOTE]Sat there and watched it more times than I care to remember. Fortunately, you often shared or fixed me up- so wasn't all bad.

[QUOTE=ItsMyMrp;2560237]I know I have no proof and you may think I'm just bragging, but I am sincere; I can and do get FS all the time in clubs. Usually at the table, not in the VIP either. I always prepare by putting on a condom in the bathroom and leaving it barely on.

I sit in an out of the way table, pick a second string girl who may be lacking in self image and attention, a light skinned black girl is always a good bet. When she sits next to me, I put her hand on my upper thigh and I immediately put my hand on hers -- letting my my pinky finger press into her pussy. Don't be timid. I move it around around and check the reaction, which is usually her rubbing my cock to feel me get hard and making it fill up the condom, by the way. If she moves around, changes position I don't repeat. Stay cool, a lot of girls won't like that. If she seems game, I move the needle a little more.

I get some table dances her facing away and test her by pulling her panties over to one side. If she sits up to let me move them over, that's good. As she's grinding I tip $1 every minute or so. Once my dick is out and she has her hand on it, I drop a $20. From there, it's game on, a $20 every song or so and she'll fulfill her fantasy by fucking a stranger while facing away from him anonymously -- plus she can monitor the room.

I've fucked a girl with a table of friends, other girls right there talking, including some of you guys reading this right now. I can't say it will work for you, but I ALWAYS get digits and can find out when they're working but don't meet them outside the club usually.

It's fast, it's inexpensive it's fun and no harm done.[/QUOTE]I am not believing this but unfortunately I have to. As I have had few gals from Dancers and Rio sharing their numbers with me. I have met one or two outside the club but they are mostly not the looker type but they would get the job done. Again they don't stay in one place long enough, the money making gets into their head.

Also, I don't believe if they say they are doing this to get back to school. Reason being, one of the lady I picked was like I am stripping for 6 months got a car and I rent a decent house. I pay bills and I am happy. They make $$$ in 7 hrs I bet my ass it is more than most of us in this forum. Either you had big numbers to talk to her to convenience to meet out. It is not easy.

[QUOTE=IndyJones317;2560317]What are you wearing to make this occur without notice or zipper cuts?[/QUOTE]But RTFF, learn about baseball pants.

I stopped by around 7 pm on Monday. There were only two dancers. One was a 6 and the other a 4 on my scale. The cutest and friendliest in the place was the new bartender. Apparently, she is a former night shift dancer. The two dancers would only get on stage if they were harassed by the bartender. I had a few beers and then took off. Maybe it gets better at night, but I wouldn't drive out of my way to visit.

[QUOTE=ItsMyMrp;2560237]I know I have no proof and you may think I'm just bragging, but I am sincere; I can and do get FS all the time in clubs. Usually at the table, not in the VIP either. I always prepare by putting on a condom in the bathroom and leaving it barely on.

I sit in an out of the way table, pick a second string girl who may be lacking in self image and attention, a light skinned black girl is always a good bet. When she sits next to me, I put her hand on my upper thigh and I immediately put my hand on hers -- letting my my pinky finger press into her pussy. Don't be timid. I move it around around and check the reaction, which is usually her rubbing my cock to feel me get hard and making it fill up the condom, by the way. If she moves around, changes position I don't repeat. Stay cool, a lot of girls won't like that. If she seems game, I move the needle a little more.

I get some table dances her facing away and test her by pulling her panties over to one side. If she sits up to let me move them over, that's good. As she's grinding I tip $1 every minute or so. Once my dick is out and she has her hand on it, I drop a $20. From there, it's game on, a $20 every song or so and she'll fulfill her fantasy by fucking a stranger while facing away from him anonymously -- plus she can monitor the room.

I've fucked a girl with a table of friends, other girls right there talking, including some of you guys reading this right now. I can't say it will work for you, but I ALWAYS get digits and can find out when they're working but don't meet them outside the club usually.

It's fast, it's inexpensive it's fun and no harm done.[/QUOTE]FS has happened a few times for me. I've had my dick out several times though. I think a bit of experience helps. If you're in a club enough you'll tend to pick up which ones always do the dances. I usually look for the second or third stringers. A good indicator for me has always been if they touch the package during a dance.

I normally do the nice guy routine as well, which I know hurts me a lot. It only successfully worked twice and involved pure charm alone. There are certain clubs in town that are very strict about things happening during dances and some that are less so (regardless of what the dancers say). For example, it's really hard to get extras at Brad's.

[QUOTE=Johnnysk;2561963]FS has happened a few times for me. I've had my dick out several times though. I think a bit of experience helps. If you're in a club enough you'll tend to pick up which ones always do the dances. I usually look for the second or third stringers. A good indicator for me has always been if they touch the package during a dance.

I normally do the nice guy routine as well, which I know hurts me a lot. It only successfully worked twice and involved pure charm alone. There are certain clubs in town that are very strict about things happening during dances and some that are less so (regardless of what the dancers say). For example, it's really hard to get extras at Brad's.[/QUOTE]I have found FS at Babes, Harem, Rio, Lenny's, Silk, Paradise, Patty's, Zeus (closed), Wild Cherry (closed), Brads Gold Club (now Ricks), Hip Huggers (Kokomo), Satin Lady (Wheatland) and Brads Brass Flamingo. All of these within the past two months! Uh, no it's taken longer than that to add these up. Almost every time I was playing baseball before I went to the clubs so I was appropriately dressed for any action. This does not include HJ or BJ, only FS nor does it include TOS / OTC. As far as Brad's Brass Flamingo is concerned, I guess they need to hire a private dick to investigate the 5 cups of coffee that I've had stolen from me in the VIP rooms over the years. Maybe Brad's should privately hire my dick to make it hard for extras!

FF.

P.S. All cups were spilled with a freckled stripper.

[QUOTE=ItsMyMrp;2560237]I know I have no proof and you may think I'm just bragging, but I am sincere; I can and do get FS all the time in clubs. Usually at the table, not in the VIP either. I always prepare by putting on a condom in the bathroom and leaving it barely on.

I sit in an out of the way table, pick a second string girl who may be lacking in self image and attention, a light skinned black girl is always a good bet. When she sits next to me, I put her hand on my upper thigh and I immediately put my hand on hers -- letting my my pinky finger press into her pussy. Don't be timid. I move it around around and check the reaction, which is usually her rubbing my cock to feel me get hard and making it fill up the condom, by the way. If she moves around, changes position I don't repeat. Stay cool, a lot of girls won't like that. If she seems game, I move the needle a little more.

I get some table dances her facing away and test her by pulling her panties over to one side. If she sits up to let me move them over, that's good. As she's grinding I tip $1 every minute or so. Once my dick is out and she has her hand on it, I drop a $20. From there, it's game on, a $20 every song or so and she'll fulfill her fantasy by fucking a stranger while facing away from him anonymously -- plus she can monitor the room.

I've fucked a girl with a table of friends, other girls right there talking, including some of you guys reading this right now. I can't say it will work for you, but I ALWAYS get digits and can find out when they're working but don't meet them outside the club usually.

It's fast, it's inexpensive it's fun and no harm done.[/QUOTE]I have been offered and received FS from some in the clubs here also. Problem is. As you stated its often times the second and third stringers. Also the price point begins to get rediculos if you are not a fast cummer. The hot ones are the destination and that's what makes the clubs in Indy lacking. There are other cities where you have 8's&9's offering. Being that most Indy clubs only have 8's at the top level working. The second and third tier are often times worse than $60 backpage quickies. I don't know about you but I go to strip clubs to seek out the 9's and 10's. This is the hard truth that most guys get mixed up. You can get the total package anywhere but it's probably not going to be from who you want it from.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2562029]I have found FS at Babes, Harem, Rio, Lenny's, Silk, Paradise, Patty's, Zeus (closed), Wild Cherry (closed), Brads Gold Club (now Ricks), Hip Huggers (Kokomo), Satin Lady (Wheatland) and Brads Brass Flamingo. All of these within the past two months! Uh, no it's taken longer than that to add these up. Almost every time I was playing baseball before I went to the clubs so I was appropriately dressed for any action. This does not include HJ or BJ, only FS nor does it include TOS / OTC. As far as Brad's Brass Flamingo is concerned, I guess they need to hire a private dick to investigate the 5 cups of coffee that I've had stolen from me in the VIP rooms over the years. Maybe Brad's should privately hire my dick to make it hard for extras!

FF.

P.S. All cups were spilled with a freckled stripper.[/QUOTE]I have to ask. If Wild Cherry and Zeus are closed, how did you get FS in them in the last 2 months?

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2562510]I have to ask. If Wild Cherry and Zeus are closed, how did you get FS in them in the last 2 months?[/QUOTE]I picked up a stripper from another club and broke into Zeus and obtained FS. Since Wild Cherry was demolished a while back I had it rebuilt for one night just so I could get FS from a stripper. I also had Rick's Cabaret management change the name back to Brads Gold Club for one night so I could get FS with one of their strippers because it's been Rick's for two years.

Did you RTFP?

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2562029]All of these within the past two months! (hint: read the next sentence) Uh, no it's taken longer than that to add these up.[/QUOTE]FF.

P.S. Even a freckle freak like me isn't that good!

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2562606]I picked up a stripper from another club and broke into Zeus and obtained FS. Since Wild Cherry was demolished a while back I had it rebuilt for one night just so I could get FS from a stripper. I also had Rick's Cabaret management change the name back to Brads Gold Club for one night so I could get FS with one of their strippers because it's been Rick's for two years.

Did you RTFP?

FF.

P.S. Even a freckle freak like me isn't that good![/QUOTE]Actually my brain shut down after I saw the Satin Lady. I think it's undergone a remodel since my last visit, but it was my old stomping grounds for a few years.

[QUOTE=NewDude;2562505]I have been offered and received FS from some in the clubs here also. Problem is. As you stated its often times the second and third stringers. Also the price point begins to get rediculos if you are not a fast cummer. The hot ones are the destination and that's what makes the clubs in Indy lacking. There are other cities where you have 8's&9's offering. Being that most Indy clubs only have 8's at the top level working. The second and third tier are often times worse than $60 backpage quickies. I don't know about you but I go to strip clubs to seek out the 9's and 10's. This is the hard truth that most guys get mixed up. You can get the total package anywhere but it's probably not going to be from who you want it from.[/QUOTE]This pretty much sums it up. I don't really go for easy extras because of that reason. The Internet had made it conveniently easy to have fun. However I have to say there is still a certain appeal to be able to walk into a place and be in charge. You can approach any girl, and get a dance at least with no questions. These girls don't require texting or calling and can't stand you up. You know 100% what they look like. You are physically present to see the advertisement. And I have to admit my primal male hunting instincts are happy when I see a girl I haven't seen before. You don't have extras guaranteed. You don't know her. You have to put some effort into it. It's a lot more satisfying.

FF, Please be kind and patient with JJbee as well as some us other lowly misguided pricks (yes pun intended). It can be so hard some times to see details through those little clusters of concentrated melanin that you so thoroughly exercise appreciation and pay homage to.

P.S. : You know how I feel about melanin. Well at least one body of clusters.

Indy Guy CEO of IGI.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2562606]I picked up a stripper from another club and broke into Zeus and obtained FS. Since Wild Cherry was demolished a while back I had it rebuilt for one night just so I could get FS from a stripper. I also had Rick's Cabaret management change the name back to Brads Gold Club for one night so I could get FS with one of their strippers because it's been Rick's for two years.

Did you RTFP?

FF.

P.S. Even a freckle freak like me isn't that good![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Johnnysk;2562730]This pretty much sums it up. I don't really go for easy extras because of that reason. The Internet had made it conveniently easy to have fun. However I have to say there is still a certain appeal to be able to walk into a place and be in charge. You can approach any girl, and get a dance at least with no questions. These girls don't require texting or calling and can't stand you up. You know 100% what they look like. You are physically present to see the advertisement. And I have to admit my primal male hunting instincts are happy when I see a girl I haven't seen before. You don't have extras guaranteed. You don't know her. You have to put some effort into it. It's a lot more satisfying.[/QUOTE]All of my
bullshit about second and thirds mean nothing once my side kick stands up. I love to hunt the hot ones. Although after some drinks and dances from the hottest chicks, I too also jump at the chance to slide into a second stringer. This shit is almost like going to a car lot. Come for the benz and leave with a pinto. Rinse and then repeat. Then just when you think your ready to give it up.....you score the 10.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2562688]Actually my brain shut down after I saw the Satin Lady. I think it's undergone a remodel since my last visit, but it was my old stomping grounds for a few years.[/QUOTE]Jjbee, sorry for the sarcasm, hope you accept my apology. Your explanation makes sense now because in the past my brain has shut down in the Satin Lady.

FF.

P.S. That's because all of my blood was flowing to my Johnson while a hot freckled strippers pussy was wrapped around it.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2562760]Jjbee, sorry for the sarcasm, hope you accept my apology. Your explanation makes sense now because in the past my brain has shut down in the Satin Lady.

FF.

P.S. That's because all of my blood was flowing to my Johnson while a hot freckled strippers pussy was wrapped around it.[/QUOTE]Forgive the sarcasm? Never! Sarcasm is like fine wine, it's meant to be savored, and it requires a special tool to get it flowing.

P.S. I wish I still had pictures of my roommate from 15 years ago, 5'8", 135#, all natural 36 the's, with the perfect tiny droop, no tats or piercings, a pure and natural redhead with the very lightest of head to toe freckles. She used self tanning lotion to keep them faint. She was a stripper who looked like an angel, but who would drink beer like one of the guys. It's a shame the white powder got control of her.

Pps. And now you're drooling.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2563020]Forgive the sarcasm? Never! Sarcasm is like fine wine, it's meant to be savored, and it requires a special tool to get it flowing.

P.S. I wish I still had pictures of my roommate from 15 years ago, 5'8", 135#, all natural 36 the's, with the perfect tiny droop, no tats or piercings, a pure and natural redhead with the very lightest of head to toe freckles. She used self tanning lotion to keep them faint. She was a stripper who looked like an angel, but who would drink beer like one of the guys. It's a shame the white powder got control of her.

Pps. And now you're drooling.[/QUOTE]Drooling nothing! I am flat out fricking jealous up until the white powder comment. Although I love all skins and colors, I got a thing for freckled woman and redheads.

Indy Guy CEO of IGI (The board room table is always open to discuss corporate mergers with high quality female company).

I now have a number of other pictures of Alex. I know most of you that are reading this know who I am talking about. Don't ask for them now. I will share them as soon as I can give a better report on her. If I do, every guy on here may be calling her.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2563020]Forgive the sarcasm? Never! Sarcasm is like fine wine, it's meant to be savored, and it requires a special tool to get it flowing.

P.S. I wish I still had pictures of my roommate from 15 years ago, 5'8", 135#, all natural 36 the's, with the perfect tiny droop, no tats or piercings, a pure and natural redhead with the very lightest of head to toe freckles. She used self tanning lotion to keep them faint. She was a stripper who looked like an angel, but who would drink beer like one of the guys. It's a shame the white powder got control of her.

Pps. And now you're drooling.[/QUOTE]Now my computer desk is three inches off the floor because of my 5 inch hard-on pushing up on it. Plus the carpet is soaked, right hand hurts, tongue is numb, along with my nuts, and I almost passed out from the loss of blood flow to my brain!

FF.

P.S. Is the below picture your freckled roommate? Nah, it's mine!

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2563083]Now my computer desk is three inches off the floor because of my 5 inch hard-on pushing up on it. Plus the carpet is soaked, right hand hurts, tongue is numb, along with my nuts, and I almost passed out from the loss of blood flow to my brain!

FF.

P.S. Is the below picture your freckled roommate? Nah, it's mine![/QUOTE]That is one of kind Freckle.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2563083]Now my computer desk is three inches off the floor because of my 5 inch hard-on pushing up on it. Plus the carpet is soaked, right hand hurts, tongue is numb, along with my nuts, and I almost passed out from the loss of blood flow to my brain!

FF.

P.S. Is the below picture your freckled roommate? Nah, it's mine![/QUOTE]FF, if that's your roomie, you need to start having me over. Wow!

[QUOTE=JhnSmth;2563742]FF, if that's your roomie, you need to start having me over. Wow![/QUOTE]As I told him in a direct message, he and I definitely have the same taste in women. I love freckles just not quite to his level and I will run to a redhead with my corporate pen already out and ready to dip in her ink well. Just no red ink. There just ain't enough natural redheads. I truly think a natural redhead has something encoded in their DNA to be a sex freak.

Indy Guy CEO of IGI (My secretary will always be a Ginger).

I'm proud to report I've had relations with the three freckliest girls at BBF. I'm a little worried FF got to them first and maybe that's why they weren't all that impressed with my 4. 5 inches compared to his massive 5. Thanks, FF, you're a dick (pun intended.).