Massage Parlor Reports

Oh Yeah, Mimi!!

Didn't have the pleasure of her acquaintance till her second visit to DC but thereafter I found myself hooked, she became my once a week thing. I actually spent time with her outside the AMPs and did happen to visit her at her apartment(off DuPont Circle) on more than one occasion.

She was beautiful, sexy and willing; she was, to say the least my 'all-time' ATF!

I understand she did get married and settled locally. There was even talk that she had gotten back to work somewhere in this area but I never did confirm...boy what I wouldn't give to get a contact number. My old email(to which she had many) no longer works.

Oh well, those were the days!

Welcome back LoveLOS.

MnV
PS; Maya was no slouch either, I just didn't get enough time with her before she went to Hawaii. Best AR I ever had... :p






[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Rx - Mimi and Maya; and yes, the legendary Bebe, were fabulous at that! After the first time, if an AMP girl is comfortable with you and she had a good time too; she usually will put the monkey on you real good!

Here is a post I wrote when I had about 200-300 posts... [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=151166&highlight=Mimi#post151166]One of my better Mimi experiences.[/url]

BTW-I'm coming to DC soon - anybody want to party? PM me.

LoveLOS[/QUOTE]

I very recently visited Mystic and saw Hannah. She is very attractive and a good time was had by all. Will I repeat, Oh Yeah !!

LoveLOS,

Great Post from way back. Brought back many fond memories. Thanks for the visions in words. Very uplifting!

Be safe,

Rx

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]BTW-I'm coming to DC soon - anybody want to party? PM me.

LoveLOS[/QUOTE]If you don't call me ahead of time I'm gonna be pissed.

Just Sayin, can't wait.


Bench

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]If you don't call me ahead of time I'm gonna be pissed.
Bench[/QUOTE]Dude, the Gonorrhea is spreading to your brain;or have you been sharing the glass pipe? I we talked about this like a week ago and today 6 hours before you posted... Wrong night for you! Now if you forget, I'll tell you to RTFF! LOL.

Remember everybody - Drugs are bad.

But it has been too long since I've been to my playground.

LL

Had a vivid dream about a Mystic-al place. I was guided through this dream by lovely Lucy. She made it hard! To distinguish between reality and dreamland. I surely will remember this dream and hope I have the opportunity for another just like it!

Check back a month or two for my last post on the place. That's my most recent visit.

[QUOTE=Donny G]Greetings, all. Long time lurker, occasional poster, and yes, I've RTFF.

Anyone tried H&H lately? I have an opportunity this week (SO is travelling) and thought I'd try H&H. Any input would be appreciated.

Thanks![/QUOTE]

I went there back in mid-Feb. Extremely friendly young lady but I forgot name and nationality (non-US). I just remember her extremely large attributes. All options were available except DATY. I also saw 2 sweet young looking ones there also but did not meet. I went mid-afternoon. I go there about once every 4 months and always have an enjoyable time.

I am seeing the red carpet is already rolled out.

:)

LDL

BTW-I'm coming to DC soon - anybody want to party? PM me.

LoveLOS[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]or have you been sharing the glass pipe?[/QUOTE]

Only with you and whatshername.... what was her name anyway? I think I have it in my phone but I don't remember what state I was in. Help me out here :)

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Wrong night for you![/QUOTE]

I call discrimination!


/drugs are not bad, LL is just full of shit. as usual. lol.



Bench

I'm new at this, but yes I RTFF. I'm coming for a visit to the DC area and was wondering what the parking situation near 1829 M is like on Sundays. Also, I'm still debating the AMP vs Condo thing. Do the mentioned places like Sky and Eastern Star have considerably better privacy and accesibility?

[QUOTE=Mcgillis]I'm new at this, but yes I RTFF. I'm coming for a visit to the DC area and was wondering what the parking situation near 1829 M is like on Sundays. Also, I'm still debating the AMP vs Condo thing. Do the mentioned places like Sky and Eastern Star have considerably better privacy and accesibility?[/QUOTE]

Those condo places aren't in downtown and have no metro near them.

[QUOTE=Mcgillis]I'm new at this, but yes I RTFF. I'm coming for a visit to the DC area and was wondering what the parking situation near 1829 M is like on Sundays. Also, I'm still debating the AMP vs Condo thing. Do the mentioned places like Sky and Eastern Star have considerably better privacy and accesibility?[/QUOTE]

Since these questions are not typically addressed, here is my contribution.

Weekend parking downtown is pretty good because it is free. From my experience, M Street area can fill up pretty quickly especially at midday. You may have to walk a few blocks but since the weather is warming up it should be nice.

Sky & Eastern Star are quite accessible but you need a car to move around in NOVA. And often times it is difficult to understand the phone mamasan directions and/or address. Unless you have a GPS it is best to contact in advance of leaving so you can run a Google map.

Privacy? Downtown? Who the heck cares. They're all strangers. At Sky or Eastern Star, the girls are discreet. You just need to ensure you are too. Don't dress like a bum or otherwise draw attention to yourself and you'll be fine.

[QUOTE=Drew Park]Since these questions are not typically addressed, here is my contribution.

Weekend parking downtown is pretty good because it is free. From my experience, M Street area can fill up pretty quickly especially at midday. You may have to walk a few blocks but since the weather is warming up it should be nice.

Sky & Eastern Star are quite accessible but you need a car to move around in NOVA. And often times it is difficult to understand the phone mamasan directions and/or address. Unless you have a GPS it is best to contact in advance of leaving so you can run a Google map.

Privacy? Downtown? Who the heck cares. They're all strangers. At Sky or Eastern Star, the girls are discreet. You just need to ensure you are too. Don't dress like a bum or otherwise draw attention to yourself and you'll be fine.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info.

What are the normal hours the M location can be frequented?

The ad on CL:

Come visit “Orange Spa” and escape to an Asian paradise.
We have 4 beautiful sexy young girls offering you an unforgettable relaxing experience. We promised to give you an erotic Asian bodyrub that you will not soon forget.
Every visit include:
1. Full Body Shower and Body wash
2. Full Use of Our Private Sauna
3. Full Body Sexy Rubdown

Major Credit cards accepted

Open 10am – til’ late
Location: Eastern Market/Capital Hill. Next to metro. 202-544-6888
Location: Capital Hill, DC

****************

So I went and was welcomed by "AVA".

Ava is young, very skinny, and very nice! During the TS she gave a much better than usual medium massage to my back and legs. This was of better quality than I am used to getting in the room! The TS lasted a good 10 minutes or more. NICE!

In the room she hopped up on the table and walked by back and legs for a good long time. She KNOWS what she is doing with the back walk! It was simply wonderful!

Then she jumped back down on the floor and provided another much better than expected massage. This girl has the touch and talent for massage! It felt GREAT!

Ava is skinny and not very well filled out up top and her ribs are easily visable but she more than made up for the weakness in her appearance with her massage talents. I would see her again!

That's about it. If any of my friends want any more details they must PM me.

Summary:

1. Orange
2. AVA
3. Terrific
4. PM if you need more info!

In keeping with my normal "Cheap Charlie" status I spent only $160.00 for the entire visit. I take ONLY $160.00 when I go in these places.

JJ

Sleazebum, another nice report. I, too, appeciate a good massage. Going back to the discussion of about a week ago, when I said that the amount we paid had nothing to do with the quality (or quantity) of girls in DC, I wanted to make one more point. From my reading of the San Francisco board over the years, it seemed that the AMP scene there was as close as you could get to Asia, with a very large selection of very sexy, young girls. Then, a couple of years ago, there was a police crackdown, and it seems that they never recovered. I think it is similar to what has happened in DC. I don't think it has anything to do with money. The providers just decided they don't need the hassle. So I, like you, will continue to be a Cheap Charlie, and pay the going rate, until the providers stop provising at that rate. And then, I'll pay the rate at which they will provide.

[QUOTE=Chaz]Sleazebum, another nice report. I, too, appeciate a good massage. Going back to the discussion of about a week ago, when I said that the amount we paid had nothing to do with the quality (or quantity) of girls in DC, I wanted to make one more point. From my reading of the San Francisco board over the years, it seemed that the AMP scene there was as close as you could get to Asia, with a very large selection of very sexy, young girls. Then, a couple of years ago, there was a police crackdown, and it seems that they never recovered. I think it is similar to what has happened in DC. I don't think it has anything to do with money. The providers just decided they don't need the hassle. So I, like you, will continue to be a Cheap Charlie, and pay the going rate, until the providers stop provising at that rate. And then, I'll pay the rate at which they will provide.[/QUOTE]I came back from the Bay Area a few weeks ago and I can tell you that the girls are there. They just moved from the AMP scene to what is now known as the AAMP scene (Apartment AMP).

Sleazebum/Chaz
I agree with the Cheap Charlie concept. On my vist to Mystic, I used your technique. She asked for more (did not have it), but services were rendered without holding back and I left happy. I am sorry, but I too must spend my money wisely and if I can get what I want for that amount, I will do so.

From 12+ years ago.

Too funny, especially use of metaphor:

[url]http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/display.php?id=11372[/url]

[QUOTE=GreyHare]I went there back in mid-Feb. Extremely friendly young lady but I forgot name and nationality (non-US). I just remember her extremely large attributes. All options were available except DATY. I also saw 2 sweet young looking ones there also but did not meet. I went mid-afternoon. I go there about once every 4 months and always have an enjoyable time.[/QUOTE]

It's my Bibi and Ill sigh if I want to... (That song certainly dates me :) )

Finally got back in the scene. Went to Star and found my long lost fav. She even remembered me and what I like! Asked about other 14K assets, but no others are there. Anyhow:

1) Star
2) Bebe
3) Wonderful
4) More, by PM

Go early; go often; be safe,

Rx

Had my second visit with Jade, and both were very pleasant.

What I like about her are her pretty face, curvy bod., sweet disposition, and the professional way she handles all aspects of the session. Every box on my checklist was hit.

What I did not like so much is her English, which is very poor, and the little rooms. We did end up laughing together over some slapstick and mime I did for fun.

I had a good time, it ain't true love, but it'll so.

Went to Mystic for first time. The one I got paired with is old enough to be my mom (I forget her name at the moment).

Told me to wait 15 minutes. I was like, WTF. But I waited. At least, they let me sit in a dry sauna room during that 15 minutes. Then the table shower. It was so-so. Nothing to brag about.

Then the table massage. She got very strong arms. The massage hurt my back. Now I need another massage to take care of the pain from this massage. =D

Then the deed. Started cbj, then doggy. Then mish. Very flappy. Felt like the grand canyon. She must have cranked out several kids. She really was my mom's age, I swear! I had to stare away from looking at her face because she looked to old for me. She had nice tits and nice legs, though. But in the end, I couldn't bust. So I thanked her and left.

Standard fee. For the same price, there are better and closer-to-my-age girls out there. Unless you're in need of a very hard massage, and into older women, I recommend finding another.

Peace...

Went star gazing today, saw an older constellation other than Bebe as was previously reported. The name escapes me at the moment but it starts with an A. Suffice to say, the fact that I can't remember her name means something. The massage and hot towels were great, but the deed left a lot to be desired. Too much restrictions too. Might go back for the massage, but that's about it.

Visited Monday, March 24. First and foremost, I want to echo a statement made by Sleazebum in his previous post in regard to Ava. She does indeed provide an extended and enjoyable TS experience (which during my session lasted a good 5+ minutes).

As for her physical assets, she is indeed young, thin, and petite with a very pleasant face. She has a great and friendly personality as well. I found her level of English-proficiency to be acceptable.

My experience back in the room was a bit surprising as I ended up first giving her a 15 minute massage. But, my efforts did yield an enjoyable act of reciprocation. I do highly recommend her services.

In regard to the facility/premise as a whole, the place is pretty run down. But then again, most of us are not visiting for the decor or ambiance.

Just as an FYI, she will be in town for approximately another month before going on vacation.

Paid $60 at the door and tipped $ in accordance to her excellent service and attitude.

There are some hot spinners working at each of the AAMPs just outside DC. They all provide BBBJ and I know at least two of them provide CIM. The cost is $200 so if you're a Cheap Charlie that may be too expensive for you but check them out if you can you afford it.

If she was black, that was probably Salomeh (Solomon). If she was Hispanic, there was a Jackie there a while back who I've been trying to find again.

If it was someone else, then I'm interested, because I'd love to try someone new there.


[QUOTE=GreyHare]I went there back in mid-Feb. Extremely friendly young lady but I forgot name and nationality (non-US). I just remember her extremely large attributes. All options were available except DATY. I also saw 2 sweet young looking ones there also but did not meet. I went mid-afternoon. I go there about once every 4 months and always have an enjoyable time.[/QUOTE]

1. Star
2. Pibi(P.B.?)
3. Okay
4. PM for details

Would not repeat.

I've been to Star a few times and each visit was worse than the last.

My first time going to Star, and definitely want to repeat.

1) Star
2) Bebe
3) nOtable
4) More, by PM

Jim

[QUOTE=Bradley1]Try going west where it's $200.[/QUOTE]Yeah, its ruff in the Dc are at this time, sometimes you find the 20ish girls at the AAMPs. What about B-More? I see that several new or old places are starting to advertise again. More so than over the past 18mos. Is B-More making a comeback?

[QUOTE=Oldrasputin]1. Star
2. Pibi(P.B.?)
3. Okay
4. PM for details

Would not repeat.

I've been to Star a few times and each visit was worse than the last.[/QUOTE]I know what you mean

My friend told me he was listening to EITM earlier in the week and a listener called in to let Elliot know that he has to pick his up his father. His father had just been busted at the AMP on VT ave. Can anybody else confirm this? It'd be sad to see another place go down.

I went to HH today and have lived to (not) tell about it (too much). Prices have gone UP since the last time I was there. And there is only they are down one floatation device.

I left happy, but considerable less money in my pocket.

[QUOTE=Amonger]My friend told me he was listening to EITM earlier in the week and a listener called in to let Elliot know that he has to pick his up his father. His father had just been busted at the AMP on VT ave. Can anybody else confirm this? It'd be sad to see another place go down.[/QUOTE]

I certainly can't confirm whether the dude's father was busted.

Needed a good shot of vitamin C while in the district so decided to get it with Oranges. I was fortunate to draw Tina when I was there. She gave a pretty decent TS and has a smoking body. However, she was not much into the lead up events, but wanted to get right into the full vitamin C injection. Overall, I was there about 35 minutes. Would recommend you get the time agreed to up front, or you will be in and out, literally.

[QUOTE=Amonger]My friend told me he was listening to EITM earlier in the week and a listener called in to let Elliot know that he has to pick his up his father. His father had just been busted at the AMP on VT ave. Can anybody else confirm this? It'd be sad to see another place go down.[/QUOTE]

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There was a podcast on the public radio 9_9.5 |\ | | ne show 04/03/09.
Podcast direct link below, or you can just go to their site and pick demand.

[url]http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/18227/1h/cchannel.download.akamai.com/18227/podcast/WASHINGTON-DC/KANE-IP/4-3-09%20happy%20endings%20podcast.mp3?CPROG=PCAST&MARKET=WASHINGTON-DC&NG_FORMAT=chr&SITE_ID=11081&STATION_ID=KANE-IP&PCAST_AUTHOR=Kane_Show&PCAST_CAT=Entertainment&PCAST_TITLE=Kane_Show_On-Demand[/url]


I guess I will avoid Sundays lol but honestly play smart, and be safe. Oh and ... um tell her you are going to the gym :P

[QUOTE=Dj Listro]...............................................................|/ /_\
There was a podcast on the public radio 9_9.5 |\ | | ne show 04/03/09.
Podcast direct link below, or you can just go to their site and pick demand.

[url]http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/18227/1h/cchannel.download.akamai.com/18227/podcast/WASHINGTON-DC/KANE-IP/4-3-09%20happy%20endings%20podcast.mp3?CPROG=PCAST&MARKET=WASHINGTON-DC&NG_FORMAT=chr&SITE_ID=11081&STATION_ID=KANE-IP&PCAST_AUTHOR=Kane_Show&PCAST_CAT=Entertainment&PCAST_TITLE=Kane_Show_On-Demand[/url]


I guess I will avoid Sundays lol but honestly play smart, and be safe. Oh and ... um tell her you are going to the gym :P[/QUOTE]Funny, one guy mentioned full service can be had in most locations for an extra .8.

[QUOTE=Oldrasputin]I've been to Star a few times and each visit was worse than the last.[/QUOTE]I made my first visit there earlier today and was totally satisfied with Susie, a 27-year-old Korean with a spectacular body and fantastic attitude. Definitely five stars from me on this visit. And I will be back. Paid the usual 60 + 100.

[QUOTE=Bruce52]I made my first visit there earlier today and was totally satisfied with Susie, a 27-year-old Korean with a spectacular body and fantastic attitude. Definitely five stars from me on this visit. And I will be back. Paid the usual 60 + 100.[/QUOTE]Is this the Susie that was working there when it was Gold? And also worked at Orange under the name of Nana?

Yesterday. May. Great session.

JJ, I kept to the DC norm...

Nuke

Me and a buddy of mine went on saturday afternoon and I was the lucky one who drew Susie. 5 stars indeed! She made me look like this =D. My friend got Angie, tall and sexy. PM for more details.

[QUOTE=Bruce52]I made my first visit there earlier today and was totally satisfied with Susie, a 27-year-old Korean with a spectacular body and fantastic attitude. Definitely five stars from me on this visit. And I will be back. Paid the usual 60 + 100.[/QUOTE]