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After a late night of drinking watching the draft I felt myself wanting to have a nice dream so I text Ashley or Ana whichever you want to call her and she answers back in 10 mins. After a few texts we agree on donation and services and I head her way. Now I've seen her before and most know she stays in blossom park so at 12:45 am had no problem opting for a quick cardate. So I get to her location and she calls and walks towards my car when she sees me she turns around and it looks like her gf she hands something to her this is where I shoulda left and almost did but the little head said stay so I did. She walks back and gets in the car we talk she asks for donation and removes her shirt. I hand her the donation she counts it then I say lets get in the backseat and she bolts out the car. Definitely wasnt going to chase her but a guy stepped up and stood in my view as she walked by him. I definitely wouldn't repeat now looks like the drugs have taken over again.[/QUOTE]Man I feel bad just reading you experience. For what's it worth, I am sorry you had this experience. Wish a plague would strike these leechers.

[BLUE]Unless some of you guys are itching to get put back on moderation I suggest you figure out how to move your arguments to the appropriate fight thread.

If a guy post shit you don't want to read put him on your ignore list.

Seriously, don't make me stop the car again.

A2[/BLUE]

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After a late night of drinking watching the draft I felt myself wanting to have a nice dream so I text Ashley or Ana whichever you want to call her and she answers back in 10 mins. After a few texts we agree on donation and services and I head her way. Now I've seen her before and most know she stays in blossom park so at 12:45 am had no problem opting for a quick cardate. So I get to her location and she calls and walks towards my car when she sees me she turns around and it looks like her gf she hands something to her this is where I shoulda left and almost did but the little head said stay so I did. She walks back and gets in the car we talk she asks for donation and removes her shirt. I hand her the donation she counts it then I say lets get in the backseat and she bolts out the car. Definitely wasnt going to chase her but a guy stepped up and stood in my view as she walked by him. I definitely wouldn't repeat now looks like the drugs have taken over again.[/QUOTE]I always leave the area where I pick up; especially before I have any conversation. It's a safe move, and helps deter the possibility of meeting her uncle. My understanding is that aunts prefer not to jump in cars, and certainly don't like driving any distance away from the point of pickup. If you drive away and force her uncles hand, it certainly helps if no illegal conversation has taken place. Obviously if you know the lady, caution sometimes gets thrown to the wind. If you know the lady, all the more reason for no unnecessary conversation. Just Drive Away. Always.

Wow, I just put 2 and 2 together.

About a month ago I was working from a coffee shop in the I-Drive area and get a text from a number I don't recognize. The text reads "are you CUMMING to see me? I text back "who is this", and get a reply "Ash at Blossom Condo". I ask her to send a pic and get a back an image of a HSW I had a Quick CFS date with for. 20 a few months back. Never even thought we swapped numbers. Anyway.

So I text back I will meet at Waffle House in 20 minutes, she texts back OK.

5 minutes later she sends 3 texts in a row,"Ping Ping Ping" asking "how far out I am, she needs me now". I arrive at WH about 5 minutes later and send her a text I was there. No reply, so I give it a few, go inside and redeposit my filtered coffee and realize the Blossom Condos are under remodel and being gutted, didn't think anyone was staying there. Send another text and wait a few more minutes.

She texts back to come into the Condo's lot and follow it around to the right, third building and pull up where I see the "Pink Towel hanging". I do as she asked and some other chick comes out the patio door to my drivers window and tells me to come in. I tell her no way and that I was going to leave unless Ash comes out and I was taking Ash to my room. She says hold on, she will be right out. I wait about 5 minutes and watch 3-4 dudes and chicks come and go from her room and the room next door, lots of traffic. Really bad sign.

Finally Ash comes out, hair wet, no make-up, in sweat pants and hoody, gets into my car all upset asking why I am being an asshole. I tell her I've got a place we can go where its private and only wanted head. She flips out and says she thought I was delivering her candy and did not have time to leave with me since the "h"cream man was on his way. She offers the use of her room and will do me half / half for. 40. I tell her no thanks, its too busy here. She says fuck off, jumps out and goes back inside. As I pulled away a cute BSW waved me down and followed me up to the Shell. Took a short drive with her to a spot I like and got a killer BBBJCIMWS for. 20, no drama from her, just wanted dropped at Ale House once we were done.

Funny, I just noticed the pic of Ana on BP and think its the same one she text'd me that day months ago.

Had not even noticed her ads on BP till I saw your post.

Glad you got out safe with your cash.

Be Safe,

Surf Out!

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After a late night of drinking watching the draft I felt myself wanting to have a nice dream so I text Ashley or Ana whichever you want to call her and she answers back in 10 mins. After a few texts we agree on donation and services and I head her way. Now I've seen her before and most know she stays in blossom park so at 12:45 am had no problem opting for a quick cardate. So I get to her location and she calls and walks towards my car when she sees me she turns around and it looks like her gf she hands something to her this is where I shoulda left and almost did but the little head said stay so I did. She walks back and gets in the car we talk she asks for donation and removes her shirt. I hand her the donation she counts it then I say lets get in the backseat and she bolts out the car. Definitely wasnt going to chase her but a guy stepped up and stood in my view as she walked by him. I definitely wouldn't repeat now looks like the drugs have taken over again.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SWSurfer;2459728]Wow, I just put 2 and 2 together.

About a month ago I was working from a coffee shop in the I-Drive area and get a text from a number I don't recognize. The text reads "are you CUMMING to see me? I text back "who is this", and get a reply "Ash at Blossom Condo". I ask her to send a pic and get a back an image of a HSW I had a Quick CFS date with for. 20 a few months back. Never even thought we swapped numbers. Anyway.

So I text back I will meet at Waffle House in 20 minutes, she texts back OK.

5 minutes later she sends 3 texts in a row,"Ping Ping Ping" asking "how far out I am, she needs me now". I arrive at WH about 5 minutes later and send her a text I was there. No reply, so I give it a few, go inside and redeposit my filtered coffee and realize the Blossom Condos are under remodel and being gutted, didn't think anyone was staying there. Send another text and wait a few more minutes.

She texts back to come into the Condo's lot and follow it around to the right, third building and pull up where I see the "Pink Towel hanging". I do as she asked and some other chick comes out the patio door to my drivers window and tells me to come in. I tell her no way and that I was going to leave unless Ash comes out and I was taking Ash to my room. She says hold on, she will be right out. I wait about 5 minutes and watch 3-4 dudes and chicks come and go from her room and the room next door, lots of traffic. Really bad sign.

Finally Ash comes out, hair wet, no make-up, in sweat pants and hoody, gets into my car all upset asking why I am being an asshole. I tell her I've got a place we can go where its private and only wanted head. She flips out and says she thought I was delivering her candy and did not have time to leave with me since the "h"cream man was on his way. She offers the use of her room and will do me half / half for. 40. I tell her no thanks, its too busy here. She says fuck off, jumps out and goes back inside. As I pulled away a cute BSW waved me down and followed me up to the Shell. Took a short drive with her to a spot I like and got a killer BBBJCIMWS for. 20, no drama from her, just wanted dropped at Ale House once we were done.

Funny, I just noticed the pic of Ana on BP and think its the same one she text'd me that day months ago.

Had not even noticed her ads on BP till I saw your post.

Glad you got out safe with your cash.

Be Safe,

Surf Out![/QUOTE]Here again Brothers, I am by far not near being the most senior member, but I do post quite a bit. And this is not about Ashley. The one thing I do keep posting about is stay away from BP. It's nothing but the possibility of bad news, and many times the probability of it. Most all my fave girls stay there. I still do not go in there. Not only might you get ripped off, cash and dash, armed robbed, car jacked or just dicked around, there's only 1 way in and out and guess who watches that entrance, your uncle. I've seen him on the SW corner of Landstreet Road and OBT in the cell phone and insurance company parking lot with binoculars. I've seen him next to the dumpster at Super8. I've seen him in the BP parking lot in a blue Ford van with out of state tags. I'm sure there's times he's seen me and I didn't see him. They take notes and run tag #'s even when they don't pull you. Another issue here is the cell phone text. You have no idea who is on the other end of that text. It could be the drug boys setting you up for a rip off with her phone she lost or got stolen last week that has her pics on it. If you don't actually speak to them and recognize their voice or have a "keyword" or "catch phrase" that you both know, then you might as well just bend over and drop your drawers in the Parliament House parking lot cause you're going to get it. We all have things to learn. I HAVE THINGS TO LEARN. I don't just pick up SW's because I'm a cheap bastard, I feel that I have the most control over the situation when I call the shots. I'm not calling anyone out here. SW Surfer is way high on my list of respectable mongers. I don't want to see any of my Brothers go down. Be safe guys, SJ.

Today on South Trail:

Saw 2-3 unmarked today, they lopped with focus on Best Buy to 7-11.

One was a White Chev Suburban early 2000, another was a Red Charger New model and then an older Blue Van.

Lots of leg's out in early morning, seemed as it got hotter the action got slower. Don't fall for the SW's jumping to BP due to the heat, and watch for tripling coin pricing.

Be Safe,

Surf Out!

Joi from Backpage.

COMPLETE ABSOLUTE FAKE! The girl in the ad's pics is DEFINITELY NOT the girl answering the ad. She is not even Asian, she just cleverly uses makeup to make her eyes look Asian. Don't know if she's AA or Latina but definitely not Asian.

So, yeah, my little head got the better of me and when I saw that she was not the one in the ad I decided to stay anyway. She is short and a little chunky, small tits. So so on her face (she's got long hair that she uses to cover a lot of her face) . She offers only CBJ and will only do cfs doggy! WTF?! And she moves like a dead fish. She's got some nasty stuff on her stomach. I don't know if they're scars or stretch marks or both, but they were not pleasing to the eye. She won't let you use the shower (her incall is in a hotel) and she doesn't bring any extra towels so beware as the night goes on! Haha When all is said and done, she asks for $$ but all she is is a bait and switch pump and dump (she wants you out as soon as you're finished!) -don't even think of a second cup. BEWARE!

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[QUOTE=AtayamaNoyoi;2451180]So first if all, it's my 1st time calling an escort to try out my curiosity. Do I need it when I have a "friend with benefit"? But it's always on my bucket list to at least call.

An escort and do them at least 1-3 times, depend. So I went to ter and BP, and I saw an ad about this beautiful blonde girl. We agreed to it, told her it's my 1st time with an escort, she ask why. I answered about my reason, we both laugh that I told her the girl I'm dating agreed to it (yes she does want to come and see me). But her laugh and her attutitude towards me seems so fake. A very sarcastic look. Look I'm in college studying physcology! So basically she got piss after I ask her 4 simple questions! At first she seem to be ok answering them. 1st I ask her about her donation as we sat far across. 2nd she didn't say her name, in the ad it said valarie, so she said it's lacy. So I apolologize sincerely. 3rd I ask for how much if we bring her friend. I saw giving a huge sigh, and I think rolled her eyes when she turn around. That's where I feel it, I have to leave since I haven't given her the money. She told me to place the money on the table. Then I ask er the "4th" question was, I ask her that since it's my 1st time, I want to know if she got tested since I showed her my screenings. Then this ***** talk loudly, "I don't know about other girls, I get one in every 3 month. To be honest it's none of your business". So I said ok ok got it. As she went to the bathroom to grt change, I qucikly grab the money in front of me and leave! I texted her she isn't getting the money since we didn't even get to start!

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Idk if you guys have tried her, but good luck.[/QUOTE]I'm assuming the pica re fake. Since they are of Anna Nystrom a swedish model.

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[QUOTE=Eroniatele;2465143]Just imagine how popular she would be if she were full GFE!

I know that's the only reason I haven't seen her.[/QUOTE]My first dream with Chloe was good. Some LFK and multiple positions available. She said she doesn't DFK and no DATY on the first date. HH rate stated in her ad was 130 for 1st date, 110 for repeats. Second dream, not as good. She asked for 140 for HH but when I reminded her that her ad states 110 for subsequent dates, she replied "that's just for my birthday special! When asked whether DATY and DFK is now in the menu, she said "not for 110!" The dream got very rushed, with her literally pushing me out the door after 15 minutes. Will definitely not repeat. There are too many providers out there with better attitude and wider menu. Peace!

I'll chalk this up to my own mistakes but hopefully my mistakes might be beneficial for others.

After a few drinks and scrolls through the BP, I found someone that looked to be someone I could dream about.

Maybe I caught her on the worst day of her life but the pictures were nothing alike. Complete and total bait and switch.

Started off with some lite screening, she texted me the location and once I got there sent another text on which building and room.

Now my brain must've been knocked out cold because I completely ignored sooo many RED FLAGS; the dream was in a run down projects / motel / apartment, She was constantly ignoring my text and was difficult to get a hold of, but my little fella was in the drivers seat that night.

As soon as she opened the door I was greated with a messed up clump of pushed up hair, baggy t-shirt and pajama pants. The room, the entire building, stunk of smoke, the TV was on playing law and order SVU.

She immediately asked for the donation, ANOTHER warning sign I ignored, (I'm starting to think I might need to see a shrink on why I was so stupid that night) and right after just went to her phone. I had the HR but apparently according to her that meant more time to text on the phone, smoke a cigarette and constantly called her friends.

After what seemed like an eternity in the world's most awkward situation, I was starting to think of excuses to leave when I hear; go get ready, the bathroom is over there.

I come out and she says "don't freak out but I have to move my gun from my closet to under my bed for protection. I was raped the night before, you understand right? " At the point I think I was just ready to be killed by this psychopath and that I really didn't care what was happening. Of course I agreed and thus began the most disappointingly horrible experience.

Of course she only does doggy, of course the walls are paper thin and you hear the next door neighbor taking a shower and the other neighbor beating her child.

Constantly being interrupted by phone calls, from her friends, from "other mongers" (but I really suspect management) and of course the cover she used (that she was constantly checking the "security" of) breaks within the first 5 minutes. And of course me being clinically retarded that night didn't think ahead. Couldn't even get a HJ to finish because she was "too tired and I know how to finish myself off better anyway" I don't think I could've gotten out of there fast enough.

The dream cost me total of. 12 and 3 hours of my time. STAY AWAY AT ALL COST.

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I never took the plunge in meeting her because her communication was very scattered. When speaking on the phone she kept getting me confused with someone else, and then saying she had to call me back. When she called me back she acted like we hadn't spoke before. Her rates change to much and there are upsells. Nothing like an upsell to kill the mood.

If the communication isn't good that usually leads me to believe the session won't be either. Scattered communication usually leads to rushed sessions. I like providers that are the total package.

It is a shame because when I saw her first posting I thought she may the new it girl but that quickly faded.

BBH.

[QUOTE=Tiktik;2470456]My first dream with Chloe was good. Some LFK and multiple positions available. She said she doesn't DFK and no DATY on the first date. HH rate stated in her ad was 130 for 1st date, 110 for repeats. Second dream, not as good. She asked for 140 for HH but when I reminded her that her ad states 110 for subsequent dates, she replied "that's just for my birthday special! When asked whether DATY and DFK is now in the menu, she said "not for 110!" The dream got very rushed, with her literally pushing me out the door after 15 minutes. Will definitely not repeat. There are too many providers out there with better attitude and wider menu. Peace![/QUOTE]

Traveling back and forth over the pond, saw her ads every time I returned. Been trying with some providers of late, but ll I get is either texts 6 hours after I sent mine, cold-hearted flake outs, and one that thinks we must bow down and beg to see her. Screw all of that.

Enter Chloe. Sent her one text. 4 days pass, no answer. CAme back from trip, saw her ad, figured text did not make it, sent another one. 24 hrs pass, I sent another not requesting but as a reminder of what good business is to reply at least on the same day. She sends backsome crzy intersection near I-drive. Don't know if she expected me just to drive there and she would magically appear. Normally I end communications here, but I found my text app was screwy and after reseting the thing I saw yesterday's ad. So I sent her a text to see if anything, not expecting it.

So far and nothing.

I now saw all of the past reports and it is a pattern. You woud expect someone who takes the time to post an ad, which happens to take a few mintes, would take time to answer a text, which takes a minute or less.

Oh well, that is why there are those who after years still get our business, and those who fall by the wayside after their mileage and wow factor has ran its course. You wil find those on other sites.

[QUOTE=WilliamMstrs;2476189]Traveling back and forth over the pond, saw her ads every time I returned. Been trying with some providers of late, but ll I get is either texts 6 hours after I sent mine, cold-hearted flake outs, and one that thinks we must bow down and beg to see her. Screw all of that.

Enter Chloe. Sent her one text. 4 days pass, no answer. CAme back from trip, saw her ad, figured text did not make it, sent another one. 24 hrs pass, I sent another not requesting but as a reminder of what good business is to reply at least on the same day. She sends backsome crzy intersection near I-drive. Don't know if she expected me just to drive there and she would magically appear. Normally I end communications here, but I found my text app was screwy and after reseting the thing I saw yesterday's ad. So I sent her a text to see if anything, not expecting it.

So far and nothing.

I now saw all of the past reports and it is a pattern. You woud expect someone who takes the time to post an ad, which happens to take a few mintes, would take time to answer a text, which takes a minute or less.

Oh well, that is why there are those who after years still get our business, and those who fall by the wayside after their mileage and wow factor has ran its course. You wil find those on other sites.[/QUOTE]I have had a problem with texts, I continue buying new phones but seems as though I keep getting them with bad service. I have corrected the situation finally. But still this is no excuse you are all right. You deserve better communication and I apologize. I do not by any means think I am better than anyone one and love this hobby just as much as you, I promise. I miss you all and feel free to call me or text and lets have some dreams together. If you feel as though you cannot accept this then I understand and sorry I could not get back to you. MUAH XOXO Chloe enjoys every dream! XO.

[QUOTE=Chloe143;2481780]I have had a problem with texts, I continue buying new phones but seems as though I keep getting them with bad service. I have corrected the situation finally. But still this is no excuse you are all right. You deserve better communication and I apologize. I do not by any means think I am better than anyone one and love this hobby just as much as you, I promise. I miss you all and feel free to call me or text and lets have some dreams together. If you feel as though you cannot accept this then I understand and sorry I could not get back to you. MUAH XOXO Chloe enjoys every dream! XO.[/QUOTE]Chloe. If you are having trouble with multiple phones and getting the "same" bad service, I would suggest a download and upgrade. I experienced the same thing. I have a dead spot in my home with my service. I went to the toy phone store and found out I needed to '"tune in my phone with a download. It did help and make it acceptable. If you have Verizon or ATT ask for a update phone code. It may be same as mine. I think it is something like *91 or *69. Find out from your provider. It will help. It's not a series of bad phones.

This is the second time this week, I failed make positive encounter. I called a provider named kelley and we talked twice after I had to call her back. This is despite the fact that she stated that she would call me back. Well anyway we set a date and time. As I was preparing go, the provider failed to call me back to give details to meet. Next provider named latin Pamela I call and she texts back Hi. I said hi back and ask to make an appointment. She texts back Ok. I asks what is this one word response action, lets talk by phone. She texts back ok. At that point, text back, obviously you are not serious, so I will not call again. What is wrong with these girls?

Where are the real mature women at?

Signed,

Beckham5.