Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=The Camel; 1472754]Funboy, thanks for your reviews of these "inner city" joints. I assume this is the new one on JWB? The FS places come and go pretty quickly in this area but they keep opening. I've rolled by a couple of times and it doesn't look like the kind of place I'd want to park my car, but the cops can really saturate this area. I notice those fuckers driving around flashing angry stares at anybody who takes a look at 'them, and they'll stop in the middle of the street and stop traffic just to look around with their fierce frowns and piss people off. Doesn't bother me. I've worked in the area and now it is my route from where I do spend much of my working week to where I live near Hollywood. Definitely not an area to visit with any kind of contraband in your car though!

As for the Prostate Palace, everything I've read and heard about that place makes it sound like the absolutely lamest spot in central L. A. Especially since they advertise to an obnoxious degree on BP day after day, month after month. So much hype and smoke yet so lame. And employing an American girl is always a sign of trouble ahead or lameness. I've said it before, insidious racism in the LE mentality will not tolerate white girls working the trade in any other manner than being escorts. The last two MPs that I knew to employ white girls are now history. Though they were in areas where MPs otherwise thrive.

Now let's discuss a 3rd place. Wondering if you have any info about a place on an upper floor of 2007 Wilshire which is real close to the Prostate Palace? First noticed it advertising on BP last week. A Chinese place. I was going to TOFTT and drove over last Sunday afternoon and parked right in front. Was a bad scene. First some angry cops were doing the block traffic and stare down dance in the middle of the Wilshire / Alvarado intersection a block awy. Then not to my surprise, I see the entrance to this high rise office building is locked. Not surprising on any day in this neighborhood and especially not on Sunday. A security guard needs to let you in. I am scoping the scene in my car and notice a food delivery guy comes to the entrance and knocks on the fucking door and waits for fully close to 10 mins before the security fucker comes to the door and lets him in! I decided to pass and a good decision it was as I ended up happily rediscovering an MIA fav at another spot later on.[/QUOTE]Camel, someone else reviewed the 2007 place on 4-13.

[QUOTE=Vengo;1457377]. All in all quite satisfying, will return when the selection is greater, and try and find a bbj DATY kind of gal.[/QUOTE]So I went back to Green Sauna yesterday, got what I wanted. K-girl Suzi, bangin' body, perfect skin, very fun gal. Got all of the above plus rim, hair pulling, spanking, DFK, all with the couple in the next crib bangin away, we laughed about that a lot. There were 3 asians 2 latinas there that night, all different gals than the ones I saw there a few weeks ago. Especially nice is being able to relax before and after in the spa.

This place is so lame and not worth the time and effort to even give it a second look. The massage was not to my liking and the time was rushed. Being Father's Day, the place was empty and two attendants were practically sleeping when I arrived. Of course, neither were the girls in the ad. What a surprise! LOL. I should have stayed home. I was in the mood and had already taken the step to be there so I went forward thinking "it may be a pleasant experience". Not even close to what I hoped for and would never go back. Please! If anyone can suggest a 5 star AMP with full service and a smile, I would greatly appreciate it. Take care all and good hunting!

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Kim.

This building has 2 AMP's in it. The one you went to on the 8th floor, and another up on the 12th floor. Hate to break it to you now, but the 12th floor has MUCH better reviews.

Better luck next time.

Dirty.

[QUOTE=Kimberry; 1473568]This place is so lame and not worth the time and effort to even give it a second look. The massage was not to my liking and the time was rushed. Being Father's Day, the place was empty and two attendants were practically sleeping when I arrived. Of course, neither were the girls in the ad. What a surprise! LOL. I should have stayed home. I was in the mood and had already taken the step to be there so I went forward thinking "it may be a pleasant experience". Not even close to what I hoped for and would never go back. Please! If anyone can suggest a 5 star AMP with full service and a smile, I would greatly appreciate it. Take care all and good hunting!

[url]http://losangeles.backpage.com/BodyRubs/we-are-you-date-today-and-little-sweet-heart-gorgeous-asian-girls-offering-companionship-sensual-m-19/23545750[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrWorldFamous;1472409]Thanks js will be posting soon[/QUOTE]Cool. Looking forward to your opinion on the place.

[QUOTE=Kimberry; 1473568]This place is so lame and not worth the time and effort to even give it a second look. The massage was not to my liking and the time was rushed. Being Father's Day, the place was empty and two attendants were practically sleeping when I arrived. Of course, neither were the girls in the ad. What a surprise! LOL. I should have stayed home. I was in the mood and had already taken the step to be there so I went forward thinking "it may be a pleasant experience". Not even close to what I hoped for and would never go back. Please! If anyone can suggest a 5 star AMP with full service and a smile, I would greatly appreciate it. Take care all and good hunting!

[url]http://losangeles.backpage.com/BodyRubs/we-are-you-date-today-and-little-sweet-heart-gorgeous-asian-girls-offering-companionship-sensual-m-19/23545750[/url][/QUOTE]I feel your pain. I've made the same mistake as you, bud. Their BP ads are well done, but the place is, as you say, lame. Kind of creepy, like in a mostly empty old office building better suited to accounting offices. Avoid, hobbyist.

Cross street Edgemont, Just west of Vermont. A few weeks ago they were running a lot of BP ads, listing "SM bl. Between Vermont and Normandie" I went in on a Sunday, mamasan asked a couple of le questions, was satisfied with my answers, said it's. 5 for a half hr.

I get nekkid in the room, in struts "Lola," wearing a hot red tube skirt with nothing underneath. Very good looking Korean. 30ish, perfectly proportioned. She starts a very good massage. 5 minutes later I grab her leg and it's on. I askedfor a BJ, got a very skillful CBJ I asked her to turn around so I could reciprocate, and that made her happy. Had some very tasty DATY. She said she's only there Sundays, so I don't know what the others in the lineup are like. I love those Koreans, they get right to the point and seem to enjoy it a lot.

Will repeat.

[QUOTE=Vengo;1474607]I feel your pain. I've made the same mistake as you, bud. Their BP ads are well done, but the place is, as you say, lame. Kind of creepy, like in a mostly empty old office building better suited to accounting offices. Avoid, hobbyist.[/QUOTE]Neither of the place are "destination" places. If you live or work in the area and need to get the edge off, then its fine, but I wouldn't go out of my way to go to either place. The 12th floor has more attractive girls, but it used to be the girls on the 8th floor were more high mileage. However, the 8th floor has had some real mutts lately as some of the previous girls have moved to their new location further west on W closer to K-town, plus you can hear people talking in the office next door. I've never been to the new location, but they told me Naomi went over there. She gave CBJ and potentially FS, however, she was literally missing teeth. Yuk.

Peace out.

Visited the AMP on Broadway in Lincoln Heights last Friday afternoon, got a nice massage with some butt play (on me) and some titty play (on her) and a HJ from a forty something Chinese gal. Followed up with an ok table shower and more massage. .50 for the hour, she insisted on. 40 tip. Had fun, might go back again for a 1/2 hour.

Went this week to a place I used to go to a lot back in the day. The massage place is inside a pretty large hotel chain on the 4th floor. A few years ago I used to get some seriously great massages with a nice HE. Since then the ownership has changed and the talent with it. It turned strictly legit with mostly Thai and some Chinese masseuses. The place is pretty expensive too $100 for a hour massage. The facilities are nice and clean and if you are downtown it is not a bad place to get a nice massage and relax for a couple of hours. I used to get a massage and go to the members only Japanese bar in the basement of the hotel. Which IMO has the hottest Japanese chicks in LA.

Month or so back, I found this discreet place across the street from Roscoes Chicken and Waffles on Pico in I guess the West Adams area.

5 to come in, the provider was older, maybe 40, but stunner, perfect statuesque bod, great rack, beautiful face. She gave a superb massage, turned me over and asked what I want, I said just a HE this time. As she was doing that, I pulled down her top, suckled the mammaries, fingered her wet spot. For just a HJ, this is the way to do it. I told her I'd have to come back when I have more time, now that we've been properly introduced and any nervousness is done with. Whoopee!

[QUOTE=JsMonger1;1475788]Went this week to a place I used to go to a lot back in the day. The massage place is inside a pretty large hotel chain on the 4th floor. A few years ago I used to get some seriously great massages with a nice HE. Since then the ownership has changed and the talent with it. It turned strictly legit with mostly Thai and some Chinese masseuses. The place is pretty expensive too $100 for a hour massage. The facilities are nice and clean and if you are downtown it is not a bad place to get a nice massage and relax for a couple of hours. I used to get a massage and go to the members only Japanese bar in the basement of the hotel. Which IMO has the hottest Japanese chicks in LA.[/QUOTE]JsM, I'm guessing you're talking about the Bonaventure Hotel? There were reports in the past that I found amazing that it contained a "players AMP".

C'mon guys. At least if you are reporting about a completely legit place or a total ripoff operation, shine a bright light on the location you're talking about. No need for the USASG detective game in these situations. Light 'em up.

I would really like to hear more about the "members only Japanese bar in the basement". All details you can share greatly appreciated by post or PM. Even if off-topic (i.e. not a P4P scene). I end many of my work days on the other side of the tunnels from the Bonaventure in downtown L. A. (assuming I've guessed correctly about that) , and I'm out of my mind in lust with hot Japanese women. Is this bar round eyes friendly or 99% plus Japanese patronage? Does membership cost approximate the cost of a country club membership in the outskirts of Tokyo? That's just the beginning. I want to know everything. Thanks.

[QUOTE=The Camel;1477035]I would really like to hear more about the "members only Japanese bar in the basement". All details you can share greatly appreciated by post or PM. Even if off-topic (i.e. not a P4P scene). I end many of my work days on the other side of the tunnels from the Bonaventure in downtown L. A. (assuming I've guessed correctly about that) , and I'm out of my mind in lust with hot Japanese women. Is this bar round eyes friendly or 99% plus Japanese patronage? Does membership cost approximate the cost of a country club membership in the outskirts of Tokyo? That's just the beginning. I want to know everything. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Tee Up. Japanese hostess bar.

Alright. So after a shit massage from Lomita Spa, I decided I'd hit up this other place called Bangcock Spa on PCH.

Bangcock Spa is a little classy place, not your typical closed doors and ring a bell type of place. You will be greeted by semi attractive Thai ladies (the ones I saw at least).

You will be take to a private room with curtains. The rooms are very dark and the walls do not go all the way to the ceiling.

So I'm getting my massage, which was excellent by the way, and I'm thinking with a name like bangcock, maybe extras are offered. Didn't seem likely as the walls weren't full height and you can totally hear what is going on in the adjacent rooms.

So I relax, and suddenly begin to hear sloshing sound from the next door.

I take that as my cue to feel up on the lady a bit.

Sure enough, on the flip side, she begins to work her magic. The only thing that is offered is HJ, but I've read reports on another place that there is this one lady that will do GFE.

Total damge. 35 for HH, and. 4 tip.

Repeated twice already, and it has been awesome every time.

Lomita Spa just straight up sucks.

Advertises on backpage with lovely ladies (I know I know, its all bullshit, but you still expect 20-30year olds).

At any rate, mamasan greets me and sends me to my room. Its dark, I've got my head in that little hole on the table and the massage starts.

I start feeling around and noticed her ass is nothing but bones. What the fuck. I look up and its the 60yr old mamasan. I asked for a younger girl but she was the only one working. The massage was shit, but at least the body scrub was free. Which was also shit.

Total damage=.4 fat the door, .2 tip for shit massage.

Stay away fellas. Waste of time. Go to Bangcock Spa on PCH or Green Spa