Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Ilapp]You certainly seem taller, must be good posture. If what SJ says here is true, at 4'11" isn't it painful to have it dragging the ground behind you all of the time?[/QUOTE]That would make him look like R2D2.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]You certainly seem taller, must be good posture. If what SJ says here is true, at 4'11" isn't it painful to have it dragging the ground behind you all of the time?[/QUOTE]

...I had that problem. The only way mine drags on the ground is when some beautiful freckled woman commands me to crawl on my belly. Which by the way has happened in recent weeks. Besides who believes what SJ says anyway.

Hey Wheel, I thought you were jealous of me. I know Ilapp is and Mr. P isn't!

FF

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]...I had that problem. The only way mine drags on the ground is when some beautiful freckled woman commands me to crawl on my belly. Which by the way has happened in recent weeks. Besides who believes what SJ says anyway.

Hey Wheel, I thought you were jealous of me. I know Ilapp is and Mr. P isn't!

FF[/QUOTE]I was jealous of you until you lost your... you-know-what.

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]...I had that problem. The only way mine drags on the ground is when some beautiful freckled woman commands me to crawl on my belly. Which by the way has happened in recent weeks. Besides who believes what SJ says anyway.

Hey Wheel, I thought you were jealous of me. I know Ilapp is and Mr. P isn't!

FF[/QUOTE]

With my advancing age I don't have to worry about my senior member being long enough to drag in the bottom of my underwear let alone the ground, however my sagging ass cheeks and rapidly drooping nut sack may be brushing the grass tops very soon. Ain't getting old grand?

[QUOTE=Ilapp]With my advancing age I don't have to worry about my senior member being long enough to drag in the bottom of my underwear let alone the ground, however my sagging ass cheeks and rapidly drooping nut sack may be brushing the grass tops very soon. Ain't getting old grand?[/QUOTE]

Why did you have to tell everyone about why you were jealous of me! Just because my ass cheeks sag further and nut sack already plows a path in the grass doesn't mean you had to post about it on here! Thanks old friend and I used to like you.

FF

Was in HH Tuesday night and met a cute girl. She called herself Hollywood, lot of Tats. Got her real name and digits. Just wondering if anybody knows anything about her or have been otc with her. PM me if you wish.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Niceguy52]Was in HH Tuesday night and met a cute girl. She called herself Hollywood, lot of Tats. Got her real name and digits. Just wondering if anybody knows anything about her or have been otc with her. PM me if you wish.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

I did not meet Hollywood but Foxy gave me a couple of good dances?

Saw her a few weeks ago and did a private with her. Very hot, very sensual, but no extraa. Only time I've been to PT's in probably 3 to 4 years. That probably doesn't help with extras.

Any one have any info on OTC with this girl or at least extras? She's crazy hot, at least in strip club lighting.

PM me with any info, please.

TA2

[QUOTE=Niceguy52]Was in HH Tuesday night and met a cute girl. She called herself Hollywood, lot of Tats. Got her real name and digits. Just wondering if anybody knows anything about her or have been otc with her. PM me if you wish.

Thanks[/QUOTE]She allows grinding, no real play, but usaully a good time in back.

Growing weary of all the drama over in the "Escort Reports" thread, I'm in need of some relaxation. So, I'm going to go out tonight, probably to HH. If anyone would like to join me for a beer, let me know.

One of the great songs of all time,huh? I think it also will be the title of a book that a friend and I are contemplating writing on dating strippers and the life that accompanies it. Of course being old and a degenerate I probably have enough chapters already written to make a pretty decent size project, but after stories of the PoleKat, dead cats, and the stripper version of reverse mortgages and all the other stories that accompanied them here recently, and knowing that a number of you have great chapters in you also but just haven't contributed yet, I think it really should be a board collaborative. Why last night and this morning alone the material I got was priceless. It involves a shower(actually two different kinds), thieving relatives, way too many days of missed methadone treatments, deadbeat husbands, vehicular failure, played out thieving dancers, tattoos, gas money,cigarette money, roadhead, shared conversations with a "client", bar manager angst, a tardy excuse slip from boyfriend(me), phone failure, failure to pay, child care trauma, spousal fights(hers) and more stuff that is still just swimming around in my head. All of this and only one question keeps dancing through my mind; how could any one in their right mind have any doubts what so ever why we love them so? All of this and it started with just having a beer with two very good friends, the club was dead, boring and rather inconsequential, at least until much later I hear.
So please, all good full length stories in chapter form, notify me and we will arrange to collect them,and for those not inclined to write so much or whose stories are great but short, say if they involve pet mortuaries and the like, we should have an entire section dedicated to vignettes, that would be short stories by those lucky enough to run away fast enough to keep the story, and the damage, short.

Does any one have any first hand knowledge of Harlley @ BBF. Was in the other night and she "made" me give her my number. Gave her the hobby number and it's been two days with no unwanted calls. Just wondered if I needed to worry?

She is smoking hot if anyone is interested.

[QUOTE=Tim P14]Does any one have any first hand knowledge of Harlley @ BBF. Was in the other night and she "made" me give her my number. Gave her the hobby number and it's been two days with no unwanted calls. Just wondered if I needed to worry?

She is smoking hot if anyone is interested.[/QUOTE]
Let me get this straight, she made you give her your number. Its a little hard to make a willing person do anything lol.

I know Harley, very, very well.

No need to worry about her, she's cool but don't wait up all night for a call from her.

Good luck

[QUOTE=Tim P14]Does any one have any first hand knowledge of Harlley @ BBF. Was in the other night and she "made" me give her my number. Gave her the hobby number and it's been two days with no unwanted calls. Just wondered if I needed to worry?

She is smoking hot if anyone is interested.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ilapp]One of the great songs of all time,huh? I think it also will be the title of a book that a friend and I are contemplating writing on dating strippers

I want to be in the room when you SO reads it and asks "where did you get all the materal from"