Massage Parlor Reports

Not for me! Seems like a good way to catch something nasty! Sort of like sucking another man's dick by proxy too.

However if that is your thing, have at it!

JJ


[QUOTE=Ravane]Whilst DATY is not my thing, (with a pro, anyway), I have a question: I've noticed that in a lot of posts, the monger does it, then gets a cbj. Do people use some sort of protection when DATY'ing? I mean, it just seems funny to me that the pro would use a rubber, but then the monger gets her juices all over his face.

Or is it just me?

Selah![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bildo]Recently visited DC planning to visit one of the AMPs. Researched and found some useful information posted on the locations around town. Due to the recent closures reported on this thread I was confused about which ones remained open, especially relative to the location of my hotel.

I sent PMs to two of the regular contributors and was disappointed that neither responded. I have numerous posts on the Chicago area threads and was surprised no one would extend the courtesy, which I perhaps wrongly assumed was one of the purposes of this site.

I narrowed my sights to four AMPS that I could figure were in the area. The first two addresses I went to are no longer in operation, but the third was still in business. In my humble opinion you fellows may be a tad bit paranoid. All of this top secret posting of only address numbers without the street will not hinder LE activities. Just my opinion, not looking to start a flame war.

Anyway, I was finally able to find what I believe was Happiness at a 524 address not far from the Spy Museum. Mama asked if I had been there before and I told her no, that I was visisting from Chicago.

Drew Angie, young, pretty face, short and thin, with a decent body, probably a B cup. TS was very good and she was very flirty and spoke English fairly well. Went to the room and was told to lie on my back. She massaged me for maybe 5 minutes and asked, "What you want?" I told her, she stripped and we got down to business with no negotiations or payment up front. She was open to almost everything but digital probing and allowed easy access to the goods.

Due to the lack of massage, before and after, I wold say it was slightly rushed but still very pleasant. I was there for 40 - 45 minutes. Usual fee schedule, $ for the full menu access .6 for the house. I would return as there was at least one other young damsel working. I suspect they may be the same staff at the 520 address just two doors down.

If any of you venture to Chicago, feel free to send a PM and I will share what ever information I can. There are very few AMPs in my neck of the woods that offer the services you guys enjoy, they exist but they are very cautious. The Asian apartments are closer to the situation you guys enjoy.

Have fun.

- Bildo[/QUOTE]

Bildo,

A belated welcome to DC! I'm glad you were able to find Happiness (now goes by another name) and you found yourself with one of the best (if not THE best) therapists there. Oh, and, BTW, the two establishments are indpendent of each other.

Next time you visit, perhaps the city will offer more therapy options...

I walked by Friday afternoon and it was padlocked. Royal was not but one of those tour guide fellows had his chair literally blocking the door. I do not know if there is any significance or not.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man]...Royal was not but one of those tour guide fellows had his chair literally blocking the door. I do not know if there is any significance or not...[/QUOTE]

Hmmmmmm, maybe they are offering Sex Tours of Washington DC??

I decided to visit the 14K last evening. Somehow I had a bad case of yellow fever. Worse than ever. Anyway, I decided to try the spa that seems to get some good reviews.

I met Suse. Nice girl, tall, great caboose, nice little pert titties. Trim garden. I like some hair, it's just me. Totally shaved isn't really my cup of tea. Moving on.

I arrived around 10P, the place seemed deserted. Off to the shower, attention was paid to all the right areas. A light massage was applied to my back which simply felt good. I spent a good chunk of the day under the car. Water was good and warm and the loofah was a good feeling.

Back to the room, she immediately gets nude. No complaints from me. Massaged me with her boobs and ass. Felt incredible. After a little while, she left. When she returned, she smelled nice and flipped me over. Stuck her hoohoo right in my face while working the man. After that, she rubbed a little oil on my chest and legs then proceeded to give CBJ and after rising to the occasion, decided to go for RCG. AWESOME!

She worked herself around and decided to put those little pert titties on my face all the while riding. She asked if it was ok. I said yes. She then asked if I wanted to change position so I said sure. Off we were with walking the dog. This was also awesome. At this I burst.

Cleanup was good. Mouthwash, hot towel, etc. She helped me dress and I left. What a time. , Time on the clock was 70 minutes. Definitely worth it.

Body 8
Looks 9
Face 8
Attitude 8
That ass 9
Repeat.. Hell yeah...

Cabbie!

[QUOTE=Bildo]Recently visited DC planning to visit one of the AMPs. Researched and found some useful information posted on the locations around town. Due to the recent closures reported on this thread I was confused about which ones remained open, especially relative to the location of my hotel.

[B]I sent PMs to two of the regular contributors and was disappointed that neither responded.[/B] I have numerous posts on the Chicago area threads and was surprised no one would extend the courtesy, which I perhaps wrongly assumed was one of the purposes of this site.[/QUOTE]Just so everyone knows, yours truly was [you]one[/you] of the two to whom Bildo sent his PMs.

Bildo, I owe you an apology. I saw your note late at night as I recall, and planned on replying the next day. Work had been hell the week before, and all I could think about was sleep for much of the time. I'the planned on researching your questions and sending a detailed report rather than a half-asses report. Obviously, you received a zero-assed reply from me. So, please don't take my lack of response as typical of the guys on the DC Forum. They're a great bunch and very helpful, even to Newbies (unless the Newb doesn't RTFF). If you're even in this region again, send me another note and I [b]will[/b] send out some hopefully useful info. Regrets on the non-reply, amigo.

I stopped by the place near U street this weekend. Greeted warmly by the familiar mamasan. Drew Sonny, mid-20s, not a spinner, round face with a few extra pounds, B+ cups, but I thought she was fairly cute.

TS was nice and unhurried. Back to the room received what was basically good old fashion AMP service. Good rub-down, AR, CBJ, and CG finish. Decent attitude, I would repeat. Not the best looker but the service was great!

TS- 9
Massagi - 7
face - 6
body - 5.5
service - 9

later dudes,
XS

First time poster, long time reader.

Yes, XS. I totally agree with you. Though not the best look, her service was great. I definitely would repeat.

KM

[QUOTE=Xsailor]I stopped by the place near U street this weekend. Greeted warmly by the familiar mamasan. Drew Sonny, mid-20s, not a spinner, round face with a few extra pounds, B+ cups, but I thought she was fairly cute.

TS was nice and unhurried. Back to the room received what was basically good old fashion AMP service. Good rub-down, AR, CBJ, and CG finish. Decent attitude, I would repeat. Not the best looker but the service was great!

TS- 9
Massagi - 7
face - 6
body - 5.5
service - 9

later dudes,
XS[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Drew Park]Hmmmmmm, maybe they are offering Sex Tours of Washington DC??[/QUOTE]That would be good. The place was unpadlocked today, but the tour guy was still a fixture in front of Royal. Go figure.

Decided to try again after a series of mediocre outings. Went to 4th floor in hope of finding Coco or the other hottie I had notice a while ago .. was able to get a lineup of 2, and chose Nana who seemed the most outgoing and cute.

A bit thick for my taste but she is extremely fit. The usual services and donations. Fairly nice but still short of GFE. Would give 7s all around, but those who like a thick girl may like her. I still like a slimmer, more fragile lool

On the way out I noticed a girl who was more my type in a black bikini, nice slim hips, who was not in the earlier lineup. Damn!

[QUOTE=Ravane]Whilst DATY is not my thing, (with a pro, anyway), I have a question: I've noticed that in a lot of posts, the monger does it, then gets a cbj. Do people use some sort of protection when DATY'ing? I mean, it just seems funny to me that the pro would use a rubber, but then the monger gets her juices all over his face.

Or is it just me?

Selah![/QUOTE]


Yea, I don't think it is just you. The Chairman has made a few mistakes in his time, but I will say I think you think about it and learn fairly quickly once you become a regular. Yea, now I am thinking about it again.. Er.. Hey, atleast it looked nice. ;)

I've actually been going to 1333 Conn lately and the only thing remarkable has been the new paint and pillows. So I have not even bothered to post on my visits.

BUT, I had a great great experience there the other day that rates a full post.

Headed up after work one night last week on a whim. Came in and mammasan led me back to the room. I looked at her and asked for a line up. Now most other visits I get the Ok and some engliberish and end up with a girl in the room. This time, I go the line up 3 chicks. All new to me. It had been about a 2 week break. OK, so getting a line up there is a step in the right direction.

Anyway, all the women looked great, but one was tiny and much smaller then the others. I selected and headed off to the shower. Her name is Mickey. Sweet body and better then OK face. I was pretty psyched about her rig though.

Off to the TS. She into it, got all the right places. Actually soaped my hand a little and guided my soapy hand up and down the back of her leg. That was new and a good sign. I got very clean.

Off to the room, ok massage, but I was not there for a great one. She got completely nude before the massage. Again, a new one for me. After the massage rub, I got the nipples up and down the back and she started to rub my balls and tickly my ass. Evolved into a face down hand job, propping me up a little. It was ok. The effort was good!

Flipped and I got some good ball and taint licking and side shaft licking, not over the head though. Got some lubed Russian where she was actually saying I had a huge fat cock. Ok, I'm not making a claim, but the fact that I was getting a good show complete with dirty talking, I was really starting to enjoy my visit for the first time since Black Weds. Russian? New one too! I was getting treated well.

CBJ started with the standard comdom application and I was shocked at her ability to enthusiastically take most of my member. I got multiple position BJ. Standing with her on the bed, her on her back with head hanging over edge blowing me, back rolled back over then it was time.

She is small and tight. It took a few minutes to get to full stroking. Got some nice new positions. Me standing and her sitting on the bed. She had some great moves where I stood still and she did all the moving ad grinding. More dirty talk about "fat cock". Again very very nice.

It transitioned into me picking her up and her wrapping her legs around my back. Went that way for a while with her just holding on. She let go with her arms, placing them back on the table but keeping her legs wrapped around me. So a tight leg hold and 2 points of contact with her two hand on the bed.

Finished off mish.

Took the condom off my dick, stood me up and took me in for a second TS! Man what the hell is going on there! Cleaned me up again head to toe. Mammasan actually smiling at me as I walked in and back out the 2nd time. As I came out the second time, mammasan gave me the thumbs up!

Thats that!

Great time. May be the the best time ever in an AMP. Std. 6. I paid out $ upfront, it's my MO, I just like them to know that I'm expecting a good time. But I tipped at the end becuase it was simply just that good.

Hope everyone else has as good a time as I had there on thier next visit. YMMV, but I was pretty happy leaving there for the first time in a long time.

IH97

[QUOTE=Zhuxi]Yea, I don't think it is just you. The Chairman has made a few mistakes in his time, but I will say I think you think about it and learn fairly quickly once you become a regular. Yea, now I am thinking about it again.. Er.. Hey, atleast it looked nice. ;)[/QUOTE]Sleaze, Zhuxi,

Thx for the response. I'm a little disappointed that (other that you, Mr. Chairman) no-one who has actually partaken in this activity has ventured an opinion. I'm not trying to step on any toes, I am just truly curious! Does protection go both ways, or doesn't it?

Selah!

[QUOTE=Islandhopper97]Hope everyone else has as good a time as I had there on thier next visit. YMMV, but I was pretty happy leaving there for the first time in a long time.

IH97[/QUOTE]
Great find Hoppy! Thanks for the report...

It's not just you. But I am considering it. I was even thinking about a bit o' cellophane might work like a dentaldam.
[QUOTE=Ravane]Whilst DATY is not my thing, (with a pro, anyway), I have a question: I've noticed that in a lot of posts, the monger does it, then gets a cbj. Do people use some sort of protection when DATY'ing? I mean, it just seems funny to me that the pro would use a rubber, but then the monger gets her juices all over his face.

Or is it just me?

Selah![/QUOTE]