Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Wraithking]Went to see a massage I found on CL and found it was great and cheap. Was worth the trip. She took great care of me.[/QUOTE]

Now this is what I would call a really insightful post. Thanks much.

I finally had a chance to visit CTM. I have been mongering for over 5 years. I have visited Chinese, korean, euro and latina mps.

By far I must admit that this place is the best when it comes to customer service, massage and just overall experience. The ladies are a little mature but they know what they are doing. Best of all you don't feel like your being taken advantage of.

My 2 cents.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]Tatiana's has gone by many other aliases over the years in many different locations, and more often than not, I've gotten a handshake at the very least. That said, I've been to their storefront location on Milwaukee and have never had any more than a legit massage. One of the women I saw at that location (an older blonde, maybe mid to late 40's) I ended up also seeing at their Schaumburg location. At that location, I ended up with a handshake with access upstairs. My feelings are that if you see them anywhere else except Milwaukee, you should at least get a handshake.[/QUOTE]Very interesting, and thank you. I've only been to the Milwaukee location. Regardless, as you will see in my next post, I think I'm done.

Went to the famed Lisunia's yesterday, and I have to say I was pretty disappointed. The "special" code to get the "special" massage was used, but I didn't realize that when you upgrade the extras, the massage is proportionally downgraded. I could barely feel her touch me!!!

The girls are hot, and I got what I paid for, but the service is rushed and mechanical, and they demand tip upfront, which is also very unsexy.

So I paid $150 for a handshake. Regulars may PM for additional details, but I think I'm done with this pursuit. Too much money, too much worry, too much time, not enough service anywhere. Ask yourselves a question guys. If you took a woman out, spent $150 on dinner, and sensed a mutual attraction, wouldn't you be disappointed if she refused sex, but offered you a HJ. So why do we seek out the same thing in a massage parlor, minus the good meal!!!

I'm going to the video store the next time I'm feeling horny. They only charge $3 for a DVD, with a two-for-one special on Mondays. Yes, I'm being sarcastic, but the end result is the same and just as satisfying.

[QUOTE=Wraithking]Went to see a massage I found on CL and found it was great and cheap. Was worth the trip. She took great care of me.[/QUOTE]

I saw a girl from an online service, and she did everything for 1 dollar.

Come on, are you just trying to pad your post numbers?

I have been mongering for over 5 years. I have visited Chinese, korean, euro and latina MPs. The best place for a massage is CTM. Never have to worry about upselling and customer service is the best. Ladies are over 40 but I would rather have a mature provider and not a silly young one who is just interested in taking your money.

OK, my turn!

I was on this street in Northern IL and found this really cute SW who blew me for $20. Great time was had by me! Check her out if you can.

[QUOTE=Wraithking]Went to see a massage I found on CL and found it was great and cheap. Was worth the trip. She took great care of me.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone been to this woman?

[quote]"Recharge your body, refresh your mind!!! Excellent, State-Licensed therapist that specializes in the ultimate relaxation massage in a warm and cozy atmosphere. I use several modalities; Swedish(traditional), Deep Tissue(releases tight muscles and knots) and Effleurage("feathering") when combined, it induces deep states of relaxation. One hour that will leave you feeling revitalized! Located in the Loop(Wabash and Lake). Call 773-319-7607 and book your appointment with Suzanne today![/quote]

[QUOTE=Luke Appling]Went to the famed Lisunia's yesterday, and I have to say I was pretty disappointed. The "special" code to get the "special" massage was used, but I didn't realize that when you upgrade the extras, the massage is proportionally downgraded. I could barely feel her touch me!!!

The girls are hot, and I got what I paid for, but the service is rushed and mechanical, and they demand tip upfront, which is also very unsexy.

So I paid $150 for a handshake. Regulars may PM for additional details, but I think I'm done with this pursuit. Too much money, too much worry, too much time, not enough service anywhere. Ask yourselves a question guys. If you took a woman out, spent $150 on dinner, and sensed a mutual attraction, wouldn't you be disappointed if she refused sex, but offered you a HJ. So why do we seek out the same thing in a massage parlor, minus the good meal!!!

I'm going to the video store the next time I'm feeling horny. They only charge $3 for a DVD, with a two-for-one special on Mondays. Yes, I'm being sarcastic, but the end result is the same and just as satisfying.[/QUOTE]Luke, I think the previous reviews on Lisunia have been pretty honest about what you get. A 'guaranteed' HS from a hot-looking, but cold-natured young Eastern European girl.

Some of us have been successful at the AMPs with establishing more of a 'relationship' with a provider. But, you have to see the same girl, multiple times, and establish a rapport with her. When you read about some of the older spas (Spa 34, Spa 53, Dandelion) we had those kind of relationships and experiences. It is MUCH harder to find this experience at the spas these days. You might be better off with independent massage providers.

You want a GFE-HJ experience. You might consider a massage session with Talaya (Fonda French). More of a PSE, but more in line with what I think you're looking for. Also, look for Massage by Alana.

btw, trying to quit is HARD - I think we have some of the same addiction issues as smokers, nail-biters, etc. If you are successful in quitting, let us know how you did it! Cold turkey never works for me - I travel for work, so I have no issues about getting caught by the spouse or having to sneak around.

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I agree it's pretty pricey, I've been to Lisunia's before and using the codeword it was 90 for the hs massage and an extra 100 to get them fully nude. The massages weren't that great and about 20 minutes later I'm out 190 dollars, then I think to myself "what did I do?" It's hard to stop going to the parlors but I haven't been to one in 3 months and when I get the urge I just pop in a dvd and spank the monkey, at least I still have the 190 in my pocket.

[QUOTE=Luke Appling]Went to the famed Lisunia's yesterday, and I have to say I was pretty disappointed. The "special" code to get the "special" massage was used, but I didn't realize that when you upgrade the extras, the massage is proportionally downgraded. I could barely feel her touch me!!!

The girls are hot, and I got what I paid for, but the service is rushed and mechanical, and they demand tip upfront, which is also very unsexy.

So I paid $150 for a handshake. Regulars may PM for additional details, but I think I'm done with this pursuit. Too much money, too much worry, too much time, not enough service anywhere. Ask yourselves a question guys. If you took a woman out, spent $150 on dinner, and sensed a mutual attraction, wouldn't you be disappointed if she refused sex, but offered you a HJ. So why do we seek out the same thing in a massage parlor, minus the good meal!!!

I'm going to the video store the next time I'm feeling horny. They only charge $3 for a DVD, with a two-for-one special on Mondays. Yes, I'm being sarcastic, but the end result is the same and just as satisfying.[/QUOTE]

great video

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]Has anyone been to this woman?[/QUOTE]
She used to be on Michigan ave and was part of relax in chicago so she worked for Krista - who had studied laser therapy and was now not doing massages - just laser therapy. I only had a couple of massages from Krista - but others have told me about her - and said we should try for laser with extras. Now she is no longer at the Michigan Ave office and I asked Suzanne where she went and she said everybody asks that

But back to Suzanne - no extras and it didnt seem like they would be possible the one time I did see her. She is big and strong and gives a good deep massage

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]Anyone been to this place?

[url]http://www.urbanlotustouch.com/[/url][/QUOTE]Been here. Very good massage but legit. She only allows self-service.

Isn't this the "Crista" that was up north before? She used to have Tina in her crew, great massage too. She wouldn't tell me where Tina had gone to I guess she gets that a lot about her crew....

WTF is laser anyway? Feel like I might get zapped LOL!

[QUOTE=Skonsk]She used to be on Michigan ave and was part of relax in chicago so she worked for Krista - who had studied laser therapy and was now not doing massages - just laser therapy. I only had a couple of massages from Krista - but others have told me about her - and said we should try for laser with extras. Now she is no longer at the Michigan Ave office and I asked Suzanne where she went and she said everybody asks that

But back to Suzanne - no extras and it didnt seem like they would be possible the one time I did see her. She is big and strong and gives a good deep massage[/QUOTE]