Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

So as always, looking for something new I was able to get in contact with a girl who goes by the name Lauren. We played a little phone tag and going back and forth my sched and hers. She has a side job as a house cleaner and advertises on clce for incall or out call massage. She uses that generic CL email to reply and then got her digits. She sounded very nice and friendly on the phone and in fact she was in person, the problem was when she answered the door she looked nothing like she sounded. In fact she kind of looked like Broom Hilda mid to late 40's with tits that hung down to her belly button. She charges. 80 for an hour (more like rubbing lotion on) massage and topless hr. More was on the menu for an up charge, the house (in south county) was a mess, she lives out of boxes. I got what I went there for and left 35 mins total, never to return. Looks 2, personality 8, service 4. Voices are so deceiving as was the picture she emailed. I have yet to find a gem on CL. To bad because a good catch would be mutually beneficial. I need a new regular my utr moved away.

Peace

[QUOTE=P Austin; 1826944]So as always, looking for something new I was able to get in contact with a girl who goes by the name Lauren. We played a little phone tag and going back and forth my sched and hers. She has a side job as a house cleaner and advertises on clce for incall or out call massage. She uses that generic CL email to reply and then got her digits. She sounded very nice and friendly on the phone and in fact she was in person, the problem was when she answered the door she looked nothing like she sounded. In fact she kind of looked like Broom Hilda mid to late 40's with tits that hung down to her belly button. She charges. 80 for an hour (more like rubbing lotion on) massage and topless hr. More was on the menu for an up charge, the house (in south county) was a mess, she lives out of boxes. I got what I went there for and left 35 mins total, never to return. Looks 2, personality 8, service 4. Voices are so deceiving as was the picture she emailed. I have yet to find a gem on CL. To bad because a good catch would be mutually beneficial. I need a new regular my utr moved away.

Peace[/QUOTE]Thanks PA. I was going to try to pull the trigger on that one. Now I won't.

Saw her a couple months back. Says she's 41 but looks younger. Thick / smallish bbw. Clean and looked better nekked. Friendly, no dfk but DATY and everything else seemed fine for .6 hh. Covered FS, BBBJ. Would def. Repeat. Advertises sporadically, early eve.

Saw a post on CL late yesterday (pasted below) and was curious. Turns out to be Tracy and her GF (will add pics she sends also) and they are DESPERATE for cash. They quote .5 bbbj each so $ for a double bbbj and if you are into FS they want $.5 each and if anyone wants the $$$ double team with them they SWEAR it's NO LIMITS AT ALL and that includes as long as you can get it up for with MSOG with either/or and even Greek if you're into that. You can choose either one or both depends upon your mood I guess.

They host in the Fox Point area but will also do a car date in a pinch. I have valid email and digits if interested (assuming you've earned enough trust in the past)

[url]http://providence.craigslist.org/cas/3970500489.html[/url]

Please stop flagging me. Looking for side jobs don't want to be homeles. W4m. 34 (Providence)

I have been out of work for a period of time and the jobsearch is looking grim still. We will clean your house, walk your dog, mow your lawn.

I will be your companion which ever you prefer. I are available during the day and some early evening hours.

Please respond to this only if you are serious about helping me.

I have had this posted for a few days and get guys that can't make a decision to save their life. Please only respond if your a real man.

I don't know what is wrong with the men I have talked to on this site.

Several have emailed ALL DAY then when it came time to meet, all arrangements agreeded upon, you never show up. Do you guys get off thinking there is some random girl out there waiting for you? That is sad.

So if there is anyone out there holding flowers for me STEP UP!

Sounds great but if they're serious about their desperation why wouldn't they lower the rates a bit? Seems a little steep for what they are.

[QUOTE=Horny As Hell; 1832001]Saw a post on CL late yesterday (pasted below) and was curious. Turns out to be Tracy and her GF (will add pics she sends also) and they are DESPERATE for cash. They quote. 5 BBBJ each so $ for a double BBBJ and if you are into FS they want $.5 each and if anyone wants the $$$ double team with them they SWEAR it's NO LIMITS AT ALL and that includes as long as you can get it up for with MSOG with either / or and even Greek if you're into that. You can choose either one or both depends upon your mood I guess.

They host in the Fox Point area but will also do a car date in a pinch. I have valid email and digits if interested (assuming you've earned enough trust in the past)

[url]http://providence.craigslist.org/cas/3970500489.html[/url]

Please stop flagging me. Looking for side jobs don't want to be homeles. W4m. 34 (Providence)

I have been out of work for a period of time and the jobsearch is looking grim still. We will clean your house, walk your dog, mow your lawn.

I will be your companion which ever you prefer. I are available during the day and some early evening hours.

Please respond to this only if you are serious about helping me.

I have had this posted for a few days and get guys that can't make a decision to save their life. Please only respond if your a real man.

I don't know what is wrong with the men I have talked to on this site.

Several have emailed ALL DAY then when it came time to meet, all arrangements agreeded upon, you never show up. Do you guys get off thinking there is some random girl out there waiting for you? That is sad.

So if there is anyone out there holding flowers for me STEP UP![/QUOTE]

Lower their rates? How much lower? Tracy, he77 I've done worse for more. Be honest with yourself and I'll bet you have too. Her friend? It'd be worth 50 just to see those big ol' titties

[QUOTE=Gansett;1832084]Lower their rates? How much lower? Tracy, he77 I've done worse for more. Be honest with yourself and I'll bet you have too. Her friend? It'd be worth 50 just to see those big ol' titties[/QUOTE]Looks like I'd need 2 cars 1 for her and 1 for the TWINS. HA HA

[QUOTE=Gansett;1832084]Lower their rates? How much lower? Tracy, he77 I've done worse for more. Be honest with yourself and I'll bet you have too. Her friend? It'd be worth 50 just to see those big ol' titties[/QUOTE]I'm posting from my perspective. That would be more than an hour drive for me. If you're down the street you might view it differently. I could talk myself into two and a half maybe, but to each his own.

[QUOTE=Fullthrottle;1831676]Saw her a couple months back. Says she's 41 but looks younger. Thick / smallish bbw. Clean and looked better nekked. Friendly, no dfk but DATY and everything else seemed fine for .6 hh. Covered FS, BBBJ. Would def. Repeat. Advertises sporadically, early eve.[/QUOTE]She's so nice and follow direction really well and her BBBJ is very good. And you can even cum in her mouth if you want, I've seen her a few times and I will continue seeing her.

[QUOTE=Umbrellaman1;1832164]I'm posting from my perspective. That would be more than an hour drive for me. If you're down the street you might view it differently. I could talk myself into two and a half maybe, but to each his own.[/QUOTE]OK, The time and expense makes a difference. A BIG difference.

From my name you can guess where I lived. 30-45 minute drive up, cruise for a hour or two. 30-45 minute drive home. Many times I came home with just as many sperm in the sack as when I left. Only difference was 125 miles put on the car and at least a 1/4 tank of gas gone. Going to play ya got to pay.

One thing to learn is a 50 BJ isn't twice as good as a 25 one, no matter what they say. And sometimes it's worth that little extra to put a smile on your face, but not give away the store. KWIM?

[QUOTE=Horny As Hell; 1832001]They host in the Fox Point area but will also do a car date in a pinch. I have valid email and digits if interested (assuming you've earned enough trust in the past) [QUOTE]

Tried to PM you but the system won't allow it. I don't think we've had much interaction but I can provide the name of another member who should vouch for my discretion. I'd be interested in their info if you're inclined to share it with me.

Can't send IMs to Horny either. If they're for real, I'd be interested. TIA

Could have sworn you were listed as a contact, pretty sure you're still listed as a "friend" on PH as well? Either way pm sent.

Judging by the various pm's I've received so far it appears that the two chicks are very competitive with each other and have no problem trying to "steal" the date away from the other one. As far as I know, everyone has been happy with the service from either/or but nobody has taken them up YET on a 3-some.

[QUOTE=NY Monger;1833325]Can't send IMs to Horny either. If they're for real, I'd be interested. TIA[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Horny As Hell;1833578]the two chicks are very competitive with each other and have no problem trying to "steal" the date away from the other one.[/QUOTE]Very true. Everytime 2, or more, hook up it never ends well. The old Coffee House went away primarily because Summer, who IMO was the hottest one, got most of the "requests". Tiffany and her 'buddy' on Huntington split because 'Tiffany' was getting the majority of the calls. It becomes a hostile work enviorment we're walking into. The chosen one is all smiles, the other is shooting daggers at you.

Unless they're identical twins one is always more appealing than the other. Seeing as they often have a "arrangement" where the income is divided equally one always gets fukked, really, no pun intended. For example, one sees one or two a day. The other sees one or two that same week. Procedes are divided equally. Who got fukked?

Ran into a new (at least to me) 23yo brunette spinner from W. W. Last night and while trying to negotiate with her ran into something that I hadn't ever imagined.

She has a "surcharge" based on your looks. Requests a pic of you so she can adjust her pricing. Was told that if the monger is young and hot it's MUCH cheaper.

Like it's MY FAULT that I'm double her age and twice her weight?

I remember Summer and she was the best one there. I think she is now working with another provider in Coventry. I wonder what she looks like now because I have seen an ad by them, but the pics of her are the ones she used back in the coffee house days.

Well, if you were 23 wouldn't you want a surcharge if the situation was reversed? A woman your age, weight and looks? Just askin' [big ass grin]

Coming from a monger that is nearly TRIPLE her age and I'd bet my weeks check on triple the weight as well? Pretty Cheeky huh? Feeling your oats today?

[QUOTE=Gansett;1834135]Well, if you were 23 wouldn't you want a surcharge if the situation was reversed? A woman your age, weight and looks? Just askin' [big ass grin][/QUOTE]

The new friend I met yesterday guessed my age at 52. Told her I loved her. Then showed her my license, covering my name and address. Later she said you don't have any problem getting it up do you? I said my problem is getting it to stay down. We talked a bit, she asked how long I'd been "doing this". I asked her age and then when she told me I said she wasn't even a twinkle in her fathers eye when I hit the streets.

[QUOTE=Horny As Hell; 1834119]Ran into a new (at least to me) 23yo brunette spinner from W. W. Last night and while trying to negotiate with her ran into something that I hadn't ever imagined.

She has a "surcharge" based on your looks. Requests a pic of you so she can adjust her pricing. Was told that if the monger is young and hot it's MUCH cheaper.

Like it's MY FAULT that I'm double her age and twice her weight?[/QUOTE]Wow- you had me all set up there. I thought sure that you were going to brag to all of us that you got her discounted rate! LOL

I've been trying to get a PM to you as well horny

[QUOTE=Tg Schuab;1834417]I've been trying to get a PM to you as well horny[/QUOTE]Sent you a PM of an interesting find.

I woke up to SIX more pm's about them and I don't need all this extra work so as of now I'm officially "passing the torch" over to Gansett. He knows all about them as well and he will accept pm's from everybody. Not to say that you'll be helped but he's easier to get in touch with than I am. Those two are legit and if you listen (actually READ) the info you'll be OK. If he doesn't want to do it either then I guess you need to do the CL work yourself.

[QUOTE=Tg Schuab;1834417]I've been trying to get a PM to you as well horny[/QUOTE]

I don't brag I INFORM and I don't tend to lie or exaggerate either. BTW, she wouldn't charge you more about your weight BUT the other aspect would cost plenty. LOL.

[QUOTE=P Sil;1834401]Wow- you had me all set up there. I thought sure that you were going to brag to all of us that you got her discounted rate! LOL[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Evileyefleegle;1834128]I think she is now working with another provider in Coventry. I wonder what she looks like now because I have seen an ad by them, but the pics of her are the ones she used back in the coffee house days.[/QUOTE]Works sort of part time with another in WW. Imagine her 2 kids later with the weight gain associated. She is not using her pics BTW.

[QUOTE=Existierende;1827304]Thanks PA. I was going to try to pull the trigger on that one. Now I won't.[/QUOTE]Please clear it so I can pm you that info.

DD

Hate to make my first post a cry for help. BUT, a need is a need. I lived in Coventry back in '70-71 while stationed at Davisville. Later this month I will be up by the airport for a reunion with my VietNam buddies. So I am looking! Any recommendations will be appreciated.

I am a monger in NYC Metro area, but recently retired from work and the hobby. So I hobby whenever a RARE opportunity comes up.

So is anyone could suggest a GFE who is tolerant of age (I'm 65) and weight / size. Oh. And a LITTLE penis please do tell.

Thanks all in advance,

Donde

I met up with a girl by the name of Dana in Woonsocket yesterday. She is 24 years old, very short dark hair and brown eyes, phone number ends in 8314. She posts her location out of Northern RI. Her post was flagged but she advertises herself as a non pro looking for a FWB situation. Long story short, she ended up with 100 dollars of mine with nothing in return. Its due to my own stupidity, but hopefully my loss can help someone here out one day. Again, my own stupidity. I gave her the money beforehand so she could go add minutes to her phone in a convenience store. We then headed to her apartment where I parked. She had to run upstairs for "2 minutes" and was going to call me back as soon as she was ready. Needless to say, I never saw her again. Oh well, you live and you learn. PM if you would like more details.

First I want to say thank you once again for the 1 millionth time to hah. And also to ganset. I didn't meet tracy but thats ok I'm allset with lisa. We started off by email then played phone tag yesterday and made arrangements to meet today. In my opinion she looks alot better in person than the pics. Nice tall long dirty blonde hair body may not be like a 19 yr old model but fine enough for me. Started off DATY, nice clean and shaved then went to cfs. This girl knows how to mve. Started with mish and ended in doggy. She was great, no rush Nice peraonality nice attitude very friendly. If you make plans with her do not blow her off. She doesn't deserve that and she's goin through a tough time now so guys please be good to her. Damages were $. Thank you and happy hunting

Mike, The exact thng happened to me last year but in North Prov over by RIC. The girl was hot, great figure, long brown hair. She went upstair to her appt. To make sure her roomie was gone and that was that. I think I posted it when it happened with different handle.

Dick.

[QUOTE=MikeNrm28;1839100]I met up with a girl by the name of Dana in Woonsocket yesterday. She is 24 years old, very short dark hair and brown eyes, phone number ends in 8314. She posts her location out of Northern RI. Her post was flagged but she advertises herself as a non pro looking for a FWB situation. Long story short, she ended up with 100 dollars of mine with nothing in return. Its due to my own stupidity, but hopefully my loss can help someone here out one day. Again, my own stupidity. I gave her the money beforehand so she could go add minutes to her phone in a convenience store. We then headed to her apartment where I parked. She had to run upstairs for "2 minutes" and was going to call me back as soon as she was ready. Needless to say, I never saw her again. Oh well, you live and you learn. PM if you would like more details.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MikeNrm28;1839100]I met up with a girl by the name of Dana in Woonsocket yesterday. She is 24 years old, very short dark hair and brown eyes, phone number ends in 8314. She posts her location out of Northern RI. Her post was flagged but she advertises herself as a non pro looking for a FWB situation. Long story short, she ended up with 100 dollars of mine with nothing in return. Its due to my own stupidity, but hopefully my loss can help someone here out one day. Again, my own stupidity. I gave her the money beforehand so she could go add minutes to her phone in a convenience store. We then headed to her apartment where I parked. She had to run upstairs for "2 minutes" and was going to call me back as soon as she was ready. Needless to say, I never saw her again. Oh well, you live and you learn. PM if you would like more details.[/QUOTE]I have been playing email tag with her for a couple of weeks, she always has an excuse as to why she is not available but said that I seem like a nice guy and if I could "Money Gram" her $50 or $60 she would make it up to me later. Needless to say I just ignored that and kept trying to set up a meeting that never happened.

I am sorry for your loss, she is going to end up with a guy that won't just walk away if she keeps this game up but now at least anyone who reads this board will stay away. Again it sucks that she ripped you off, it has happened to the best of us including me in another situation.

Peace

I would like to thank "G" man and HaH for sharing. I emailed her this morning and she got right back to me I did have to corroborate the way I had gotten her contact info, which was fine. I met her in Providence and drove to a very nice spot for a simple BBBJCIM very nice skills. Thank you two guys for the help.

Peace

Thanks for reaching out Dick, makes me feel a little better knowing I'm not the only one who's been ripped off before. And I'm glad it will help you out Austin knowing you won't be meeting up with her now. I guess it was the fact that she actually seemed like a genuinely nice person, normal, not drugged out, etc. But I definitely learned from this experience and that's one positive thing to take from this. As for Dana, I'm a strong believer in karma. Thanks guys.

It happens to all of us. It happened to me about a month ago. It's all part of the game so hopefully we live and learn. Truth is I have no doubt I'll be ripped off again in one way or another with either lousy service, service promised but not delivered or as you experienced the good old fashioned cash and dash.

Maintain your cool and walk away.

Gansett hooked me up with one of his CL friends. Thanks my man.

Dick

Do I get any props also as GANSETT got her (and others) from me.

[QUOTE=Dick Pischardo; 1847116]Gansett hooked me up with one of his CL friends. Thanks my man.

Dick[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Horny As Hell;1847138]Do I get any props also as GANSETT got her (and others) from me.[/QUOTE]May I have the envelope please? Best researcher and product tester of the year, the Hooky goes to Horny as Hell.

L52

Big time props to HAH for all of the info too.

Dick.

[QUOTE=Horny As Hell;1847138]Do I get any props also as GANSETT got her (and others) from me.[/QUOTE]

Well hun I'd do it for free but since you want to pay I'll charge $100.

xxtp8-4006193900@pers.craigslist.org Flag [? ] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of.
Posted: 2013-08-16, 3:13PM EDT.
Lose my virginity?. W4m. 20 (Ri)
Looking for a male to take my virginity for a price. Only want one guy and like to see him really soon. Send me a price and lets do this looking for soon.
Location: Ri.
It's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.
Posting I'd: 4006193900.
Posted: 2013-08-16, 3:13PM EDT.

2nd ad NOTE: in just over 20 min she got a YEAR older too WOW.


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Posted: 2013-08-16, 3:35PM EDT.
Virgin needs help. W4m. 21 (Ri)
Looking for a man to teach me the ropes for my first time. Like to do this in exchange for flowers. Offer me a price looking for ASAP.
Location: Ri.
It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.
Posting I'd: 4006247003.
Posted: 2013-08-16, 3:35PM EDT

Fellow Mongers, I have not been posting for a while, have been working out of State, but still RTTF to stay connected to Rhody.

Just thought I would copy a post from CLCE before it gets flagged. Here is the link: [url]http://providence.craigslist.org/cas/4009333913.html[/url]

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Posted: 2013-08-18, 7:30AM EDT.

Important Please Read!. M4m. 22 (State Of Rhode Island)

Hey guys just a word of caution the Rhode Island Troopers now have an online task force that is cracking down on online prostitution here on Craigslist. A very good friend of mine was arrested at his own house for soliciting sex on here. I spent 6 hours at the state police last night waiting to get him released. They gave him a court date to appear next month. Seems it doesn't matter if you ask for Roses or even help with school books its still considered solicitation and it seems they know all the key words. So be careful whether you host or travel to them it doesn't matter if your looking for " help " they will help you into their cruiser in hand cuffs like they did to my friend Josh last night.

Location: State Of Rhode Island.

It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.

Posting I'd: 4009333913.

Posted: 2013-08-18, 7:30AM EDT.

Email to a friend.

Please report suspected exploitation of minors to the appropriate authorities