TOFTT. Schenectady Edition
[QUOTE=Grottos; 1723984]Just for people's info :
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One in Albany, one in Schenectady.
Just saw the ads couple days ago, have not gone to either yet[/QUOTE]The Schenectady place is legit. Called up and did a price check. .7 for the hour sounds like typical AMP fare, so I was optimistic. When I got there, there was a nice looking middle aged lady named Fuu behind the counter. Menu of available services (facials and nails, along with various massage options) filled me with some discouragement, which was added to when she stepped out from behind the counter and was wearing both long sleeves and pants. :\
Very good Thai massage, no comments when rebuking attempts to touch. No shower facilities, but rooms are spacious, clean, and comfy. No discussion of payment until after the hour was up. Left. 3 in tip, which is the highest I'll go for a legit place.
All in all, not a bad spot to have near home for me, as I drive for a living and get a massage about every other week if I can manage it, but slightly disappointing.
Good massage, That's all.
[QUOTE=Donlon1; 1728012]I figure I"ll step up and toftt. If they are open this am, I should have a report by this afternoon. I'm going right by there anyway so I want to do my part here.
Wish me luck!
Peace[/QUOTE]It's a good thing that no one knows me around here and that I wouldn't care anyway, because everyone in the Capitol region was making the pilgrimage to the new Shop rite grand opening today. Yup ten thousand cars, I'm guesstimating. All lined up right across the street, watching me go in, an come out, as they wait to turn into the new store. Not optimal, if its discretion that you seek.
Anyway, upon arrival I was greeted by a 50+ year old mamason and escorted down a hallway to the back, where they have three rooms available for massage. The place is new and really clean and nice with all of the usual Asian trinkets and watchamacallits that you might expect.
I'm led into my stall and as expected, left alone to disrobe and get in the prone position, face down on the table. I do as instructed and while awaiting the entrance of my masseuse, a can't help but hope that another younger, more fit and attractive girl opens the door. You may have already guessed by the title of this posting, this was not to be. The same 50+ Mamason returns and goes to work. Real nice massage and I even thought I was going to be in for at least a nice HJ happy ending because she was fine with all of the roming and groping that occurred, pre flip. Once flipped though, it was like when you used to fight over the covers with whomever you sleep with, only in reverse. She kept covering it up and I kept mysteriously becoming uncovered. It was quite a test of wills. Anyway, after realizing that I wasn't going to go away without a fight, she squirted some oil on it and placed my own hand on it to sooth myself. I asked if she wanted a handful and she politely declined so I was on my own. She was however, completely available for groping during the proceedings, which I took full advantage of. I have to say, it was a lot of work and a real testament to my powers of concentration to finish the task, given the nature of the circumstances.
I was however, successful and soon needed the clean up crew to mop up. She was readily available with warm towels and paper towels to help with the mess.
Once this was out of the way I could relax and enjoy the rest of the hour while she finished the massage.
Once complete she wiped me up and down with the hot towel and motioned for me to get dressed.
When I finished dressing she returned with a cup of tea and helped me put on my jacket.
The massage part was better than average so I did tip .4 and the hour massage was .65 so total damage was $05 with tip.
I will not likely return, but only because I sort of expect the HJ Happy ending to be part of the service, and even once in a while get lucky with some other extras.
The girl I had was Lisa so maybe there are others who provide more services than her but for me, one pitch, one strike. I would only return if I was to see better results from others on this site.
I guess that's why we call it "Taking one for the team" right?
Oh, I almost forgot, you are expected to take the walk of shame through all of the patrons having their nails done upon completion. How nice huh?
Peace
Green Spa. A Spa with TS in Bennington
The last time I was at GS in Schenectady was disappointing."Mary" gave a mediocre massage with very little teasing and an unenthusiastic HE. It's convenient but I never know what (or who) to expect.
So last week I went back to Green Spa in Bennington, MA. Yeah, it's about an hour's drive from the Capital area but previous visits has left me well satisfied each time. And the additional bonus of a table shower definitely makes the additional time and mileage worth while.
Green Spa is located right on Main St. But there is a public parking lot behind the building that leads to a private entrance. Just walk right in and someone will soon greet you. After a few moments, Yumi met me at the door. She took my arm and led me to one of the rooms, repeating,"You wait here. 10-15 minutes". I thought I was ordering pick up at my local Chinese take-out. Apparently, from what I was overhearing while undressing and waiting, Yumi and the other woman there were both currently giving massages. Like other locations, the walls do not extend to the ceiling so I can't say I was eavesdropping. Besides, not too many intelligible words were being said.
Eventually, Yumi came in and I let her know I wanted a 1 hour massage and the table shower. At $80, I think that's reasonable. Yumi is short, about 5'3", medium build and spoke little English. Time in the table shower was playful. Yumi made sure I was squeaky clean, paying special attention to all the right places.
My massage was very thorough, paying special attention to my back and shoulders with the occasional tease. She gives a good, solid medium massage. I'm glad I didn't ask for a strong massage. I'm sure she could have rolled me flat. I could hear grunt with the exertion on occasion. She was working it hard.
Flip went very well and OTC roaming was allowed. Yumi paid special attention to the boys and crack which made it all the more enjoyable for me. I was well satisfied. Finished up with attention to the feet and ahead afterwards. 80/40.
Give Green Spa a try. I definitely think its worth the drive. And it's scenic, too.
Yi Yi, bizarre but satisfying
I checked out this place yest eve. Walked in and buzzed the door, which was opened by an attractive, young lady. She asked me if I had an appt and I said no. She then directed me to a small room. I opted for 0. 5h for 50. She comes in, doesn't say a word and starts by throwing the towel on my back and starts a massage. At this point I am thinking that I can't expect much here. So she goes through her motions. I have to say the massage was unusual (using a lot of elbows), disorganized, etc; highly unlike other AMP's where I have been before and they have a specific code that they follow. I get absolutely no teasing, or no response when I tried to feel the thighs as she comes along near my head. Worse the towel never comes off the back, looks like this girl is an expert draper! All this changes when she asks me to flip. Otf magically the towel vanishes. She goes through a quick motion of massaging my legs and points to my junk and asks massage? This is when it gets really interesting. I say yes, but point to her top. She asks do you want me to take it off and I go yes. She says can touch but no more. At this point I sit up on the table and have a close up view. At this point she says she wants money first, she shows 5 fingers and I show 4 fingers (keeping in mind Iomega's advice, I don't talk too much about money, at least I try not to) , I then take the money from my pants and silently leave it on the corner and point to it. She takes the top off slowly and boy are they the sweetest boobs (a good C?) I have seen, with great puffy nips. At this point she warms up considerably and starts on the HJ and I enjoy her beauty. I cuddle her and hold the sweetest things in my hand and suckle on them (despite she saying earlier just to use hands) , meanwhile my hands are wandering inside her pants on to her sweet butt. I even try to kiss on her lips, but she says no that is only for her bf. She says my time has run out and I say I want to finish on her chest. She gets down a little bit and I bust a nut on her chest. Awesome is the only word I can think of.
I am not sure if this is the same girl that Noel mentioned about, but she sure has all the qualities he mentioned (kind of disinterested look at least initially, pretty face, attractive, small ass, nice boobs). Name is coco (what is with this name and me!) , total damages 100. Now I should say be careful with the massage part, she obviously is not trained well like other AMP girls, you might end up dislodging something unless you tell her to go soft! Also, she said she is going back to NY city tomm or something, so get it quick folks. The attitude of this place looks a little diff than other AMP's and I wouldn't be surprised if more is to be had here in the future. Sorry for the long narration, but I could barely contain my excitement. Stay safe folks and Noel sorry about your lousy experience.
[QUOTE=Noel210; 1733294]I checked out this place this morning. Got a 30 min massage for. 50 and left a. 40 tip. I won't go back.
The young lady who massaged me was very attractive, nice boobs, small ass, pretty face. But she was so disinterested throughout the whole thing, it was a turn off. I practically had to beg her to let me feel her awesome chest under her shirt while she was finishing me off. I was able to pop one of them out of her bra, much to her surprise. And they were nice. A C cup, I bet.
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Buyer beware. It was not much fun for me, maybe your experience will be different.[/QUOTE]