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Peter,

I don't know her, but check TER: [url]http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?ID=45694&page=1#Review[/url]

in Portland. Older reviews were shabby, but her recent reviews show improvement. Let us know or let me know via PM how your experience goes. East Indian is of interest.

Arlo

[QUOTE=Peter_Girth]Anybody have any experience with this very nice looking Indian girl??

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ers/649466069.html[/url]

She also has a website at [url]http://nicolepassion.escortwww.com[/url] .

Looks like the real thing, I would love to give an Indian girl a try. Pricey, but something you don't see every day.[/QUOTE]

Anyone have a favorite asian/latina escort.

I saw Alexia, she posts on craigslist sporadically. At first I thought tgtbt. I tried calling her a few times had a hard time scheduling an appointment with her. So I waited and watched her posts for a little while. I always like to check a girl out for a little while before calling. If her pictures seem inconsistent or her the phone keeps changing. I won't even consider calling. I also like to call one or two times before seeing a provider just to check her voice and attitude. Call me paranoid I call it careful.

Got to her place, nice condo in the south loop. Clean almost looked like she lived there. She had just finished taking a shower and looked and smelled great. Attractive, not as attractive as her photos but close. Same long and curly hair same bottom as in her pics. Very enthusiastic pleasant to talk to. Defiinitely went out of her way to make me happy. No rush, and upon departure she said next te just give her a half hours notice.

[QUOTE=Arlogu]Peter,

I don't know her, but check TER: [url]http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?ID=45694&page=1#Review[/url]
in Portland. Older reviews were shabby, but her recent reviews show improvement. Let us know or let me know via PM how your experience goes. East Indian is of interest.

Arlo[/QUOTE]

I read some of her reviews, but I did not read back very far. I think I shall read some more though. This is her last weekend in town, I probably won't have the chance to hook up since she is leaving tomorrow am. And $$$ is kind of steep to boot, that's two trips to any of the Asian apartments. But she is damn cute and East Indians are rare as hen's teeth in these parts, well if you don't count the 70,000 of them in West Rogers Park that is. Some enterprising Indian needs to take a page from the Chinese and set up some apartments of his own, I'd sure throw them the occasional shag.

[QUOTE=Humpty Hump]Anyone have a favorite asian/latina escort.

I saw Alexia, she posts on craigslist sporadically. At first I thought tgtbt. I tried calling her a few times had a hard time scheduling an appointment with her. So I waited and watched her posts for a little while. I always like to check a girl out for a little while before calling. If her pictures seem inconsistent or her the phone keeps changing. I won't even consider calling. I also like to call one or two times before seeing a provider just to check her voice and attitude. Call me paranoid I call it careful.

Got to her place, nice condo in the south loop. Clean almost looked like she lived there. She had just finished taking a shower and looked and smelled great. Attractive, not as attractive as her photos but close. Same long and curly hair same bottom as in her pics. Very enthusiastic pleasant to talk to. Defiinitely went out of her way to make me happy. No rush, and upon departure she said next te just give her a half hours notice.[/QUOTE]

I saw Luna once. She's good looking and her pussy tastes real nice. She doesn't like to kiss after you eat her though. We kissed before I tasted her.

It kind of pissed me off but her body her rules.

I know she doesn't like CIM but she blows you bare. I didn't give a warning so I popped in her mouth. It was kind of fun.

Fairly new at posting here although I have been reading a while. Curious if anyone knows anything about this girl she posts on CL and I have tried looking on TER and using the search tool here as people have advised. Hoping to get some info and not too much flame.

Fairly new to the hobby trying to start out carefull

[QUOTE=Direwulff]Fairly new at posting here although I have been reading a while. Curious if anyone knows anything about this girl she posts on CL and I have tried looking on TER and using the search tool here as people have advised. Hoping to get some info and not too much flame.

Fairly new to the hobby trying to start out carefull[/QUOTE]


I tried meeting Bambi a few weeks ago. She stood me up after waiting over an hour for her. She has some good reviews on TER, but she wasted my time.

[QUOTE=Jose Cuervo]Saw "Miss Queen" the other day, at her incall location just south of the loop.
She is a beautiful young black woman with amazing breasts. Her pictures are accurate. Service was good, though nothing special. Price was 1.5 for half hour.

Jose[/QUOTE]After reading this report I gave a try to Miss Queen. Personally I didn't have a good experience. She is really short, probably 5'5 (she looks taller in her pictures). She does have big tits and a tight body but here comes the bad part: her pussy stinks!

I didn't notice at the beginning but after some 'movement' it became more apparent.

Won't repeat

p.s. Was quoted 1.5, gave her 1.6

That's hilarious but terrible. I'm glad I've never experienced that with a provider. But have been with regular girls that smelt like HELL. I've always wondered if I can smell it from here why can't she? I think some girls just don't know how to clean themselves and are in denial. That just kills the mood. Libido killer! Lol.

Definitely don't DATY. Or did you?

[QUOTE=Happy Meals]After reading this report I gave a try to Miss Queen. Personally I didn't have a good experience. She is really short, probably 5'5 (she looks taller in her pictures). She does have big tits and a tight body but here comes the bad part: her pussy stinks!

I didn't notice at the beginning but after some 'movement' it became more apparent.

Won't repeat

p.s. Was quoted 1.5, gave her 1.6[/QUOTE]

Smelly Pussy = Sexually Transmitted Diseases 100% No exceptions!
All day everyday! The main offenders Trichomonas, Gardenella ( from bad hygiene), Gonorrhea
If it smells run like hell.

Even sweaty is NOT supposed to smell. The stereotype of smelling like fish is just that. NO WAY any bad smell is STD guaranteed!

Why don't these girls get to the doctor ?

1. Because that next crack rock or bag of dope or drug is more important that waiting at the doctors office!

2. Because they are Dumb and ignorant about their own bodies. They think its normal because they've probably had it for so long.

Stay safe strap up.

I 'll say it again and again...The stinky pussy thing is one of the main reasons that I'm seeing Asian girls almost exclusively.

I haven't had the drag of encountering one with a stinky puss...hands down the Asians have the best smelling twats, downright excellent smelling divides. I'm sure the Asians fail once in a while but for the most part, excellent pussy maintenance.

I stopped with the American girls..black, white, brown, because I was running into WAY to much foul smelling vagina...WTF are these girls doing?

I think their natural ph is being violated by all sorts of over the counter puss sprays and douching in addition to some of the below mentioned malodorous std's and vaginal imbalances...The ph thing is critical to fending off these things and, in general, keeping the natural bacteria balances (good and bad bacteria) in check.

Actually, I wandered off my Asian path two weeks ago and went to a white girl's place and got the same old funk, seemed fine until, as another poster described, the movement started and unlocked that rotting fish on a beach...really ticks me off and the blood goes running away from my jones.

For all you American gals who read this board: Get the fuck with it and learn something about your pussy...it's NOT supposed to smell like a rotting animal carcass.

[QUOTE=Ms Lady1234]Smelly Pussy = Sexually Transmitted Diseases 100% No exceptions!

All day everyday! The main offenders Trichomonas, Gardenella ( from bad hygiene), Gonorrhea.

If it smells run like hell.

Even sweaty is NOT supposed to smell. The stereotype of smelling like fish is just that. NO WAY any bad smell is STD guaranteed!

Why don't these girls get to the doctor ?

1. Because that next crack rock or bag of dope or drug is more important that waiting at the doctors office!

2. Because they are Dumb and ignorant about their own bodies. They think its normal because they've probably had it for so long.

Stay safe strap up.[/QUOTE]All anyone has to do is read my posts and realize that I see mainly see Asian girls. The main reason is because of their great hygiene. Before they brush their teeth in the morning, they clean their crack, front and back.

The biggest mistake that I have experienced with American women is that they may wash the puss, but dont reach the extra couple of inches and wash that ASS. I cant agree that women with smelly cracks are 100% diseased. I think that is too broad a statement. Their mamas never showed them how to wash the WHOLE crack. Now in defense of the American babes providers or not, the great majortiy of them are squeaky clean, but it is the very few that really mentally spoil it for me if, and when I get play with one. It is the first thing that goes into my big head when I see one, Is she going have that smell, when I should just be thinking about the fun ahead of us.

You are right on fork. I'm exclusively Asian as well. In my entire mongering career I've had one white girl and two American/Asians. A little stink on all three, but never once experienced anything but sweetness from what must be 50+ girls off the boat. I know there are plenty of exceptions, but just something I've noticed as well.

[QUOTE=Confucius]... their great hygiene. Before they brush their teeth in the morning, they clean their crack, front and back...[/QUOTE]

If you travel abroad you will find that almost every house/hotel has a totally different toilet than we are used to.. used to be the "squat into a hole" (and no TP) but all the new/modern ones (including many public) now have front and back bidet and dryer (push button) built into the toilet.... Vendors sell TP outside of public areas for us americans that can't figure out their plumbing...

"unlocked that rotting fish on a beach" You killed me with that one, I'm
cleaning coffee off my keyboard now. MHS

Anyone see this girl from CL?

Seems too good to be true.

She looks like such a little hottie.

[QUOTE=SamaRy]If you travel abroad you will find that almost every house/hotel has a totally different toilet than we are used to.. used to be the "squat into a hole" (and no TP) but all the new/modern ones (including many public) now have front and back bidet and dryer (push button) built into the toilet.... Vendors sell TP outside of public areas for us americans that can't figure out their plumbing...[/QUOTE]You are so right. I started carrying TP in my backpack when I was in China. Little Charmin packages. After a couple trips to Japan, I came home and had one of these systems installed in my bathroom. The Toto Washlet makes taking a dump in the morning one of the highlights of my day.

[url]http://www.washlet.com/[/url]

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]U are so right. I started carrying TP in my backpack when I was in China. Little Charmin packages. After a couple trips to Japan, I came home and had one of these systems installed in my bathroom. The Toto Washlet makes taking a dump in the morning one of the highlights of my day.

[url]http://www.washlet.com/[/url][/QUOTE]That dryer can get pretty hot. I damn near burnt my arsehole the first time I used it and the adjustable water pressure cracks me up. You're right though, it adds a little something to the whole dump experience. If only they would add a pleasant fragrance that neutralizes odor.

With Arnies being closed down for a while, expect some of these dancers to start popping up on cl and on the streets to make some of that cash that they were making in the club.

[QUOTE]Raoul Duke...If only they would add a pleasant fragrance that neutralizes odor.[/QUOTE]
I have the S300 and it does just that. It has a little ionizer that zaps the stink and it works great. If you buy them online you can get them for under $700. I try to dump exclusively in the master bath since I got mine. There is something strange about having a remote for your toilet seat, but you get used to it.

[QUOTE=SamaRy]If you travel abroad you will find that almost every house/hotel has a totally different toilet than we are used to.. used to be the "squat into a hole" (and no TP) but all the new/modern ones (including many public) now have front and back bidet and dryer (push button) built into the toilet.... Vendors sell TP outside of public areas for us americans that can't figure out their plumbing...[/QUOTE]I know about the Far East and the toilet situation.

I was mainly talking about the Asian girls here in the good old U.S.A.

The Asian girls seem to really care about their hygiene aore than any other group as a whole. (No pun intended)

[QUOTE=Badger1996]I tried meeting Bambi a few weeks ago. She stood me up after waiting over an hour for her. She has some good reviews on TER, but she wasted my time.[/QUOTE]I met up with bambi ages ago.

I do NOT reccomend it, she is in the oak park area, but reaked. Promised a good time gave a half hearted CBJ. Trust me, there are MUCH better craigslist girls. Chrissy is one of them.

Then one night I was desperate. So I caled her because I was too tired to drive too far.

And you are right. Stood me up. Had me waiting around. As far as the reviews. Unless they are from a senior members, assume they are fake.

[QUOTE=Confucius]All anyone has to do is read my posts and realize that I see mainly see Asian girls. The main reason is because of their great hygiene. Before they brush their teeth in the morning, they clean their crack, front and back.
[/QUOTE]

I too have dined at many a "Y", and Asian girls are by far and away the best eatin'. I will still fuck white, black and hispanic women, but I will reserve my dining skills for Asian women.

To all the catchy little sayings like "Click it or Ticket" and "Just Say NO" we can add "Clean Your Crack, Front to Back".

Can someone please recommend a good full service escort.

[QUOTE=Slim]I have the S300 and it does just that. It has a little ionizer that zaps the stink and it works great. If you buy them online you can get them for under $700. [/QUOTE]

Very nice, that is truly the Lexus of crapper seats.

[QUOTE=Miguel Sanchez]Can someone please recommend a good full service escort.[/QUOTE]

RTFF! Use the search button up in the corner....

[QUOTE=Confucius]I know about the Far East and the toilet situation.

I was mainly talking about the Asian girls here in the good old U.S.A.

The Asian girls seem to really care about their hygiene aore than any other group as a whole. (No pun intended)[/QUOTE]


That was was led me to this digression... It seems to me that Asian women in general take their hygene very seriously...
I have never been with one who smelled at all... i have been with many americans who are the same, but it seems that more are becoming lazy, or
IMHO just not trained well enough... most people stay with the ways in which they were brought up, ie: I still SSS (shit, shave, shower) in the exact order i have been doing it in for as long as I can remember....

[QUOTE=SamaRy]That was was led me to this digression. It seems to me that Asian women in general take their hygene very seriously.

I have never been with one who smelled at all... i have been with many americans who are the same, but it seems that more are becoming lazy, or
IMHO just not trained well enough... most people stay with the ways in which they were brought up, ie: I still SSS (shit, shave, shower) in the exact order i have been doing it in for as long as I can remember....[/QUOTE]I shit, shower, and then shave. The ot water from the shower helps me not get razor bumbps.

I'll give you a link to a single post, but it is interesting to read this whole thread. Click on the thread link in the upper right hand corner.

This dudes comment about toilet paper still stuck to some guys ass, and the instructions on how to clean your ass, struck me as funny. True but funny

[url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=646905&postcount=50[/url]

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]I'll give you a link to a single post, but it is interesting to read this whole thread. Click on the thread link in the upper right hand corner.

This dudes comment about toilet paper still stuck to some guys ass, and the instructions on how to clean your ass, struck me as funny. True but funny

[url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=646905&postcount=50[/url][/QUOTE]
And to think I've been doing it wrong all these years...

[QUOTE=HappyGardener] This dudes comment about toilet paper still stuck to some guys ass, and the instructions on how to clean your ass, struck me as funny. True but funny

[url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=646905&postcount=50[/url][/QUOTE]

When I was growing up, I was taught that more than 2 shakes is considered pleasure, does that mean that in this case more than 2 fingers is pleasure? Or does it take a finger and a mirror ?

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER . . .
A woman, fresh from the shower, stands in front of
the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts
are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so,
he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".
Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," her husband replies.
She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a
piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts
larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says,
"Worked for your butt didn't it!"


On a side note was anyone on here involved in the sex study talked about in the paper this morning?

[url]http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/health/chi-sex-trade-studymay06,0,4456872.story[/url]

OK, another thought on this off topic...

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=53854[/url]

Okay, I'm going to tell you guys something that I know will cause great laughter for you and embarrassment for me. But being ever-helpful monger that I am, I'll share.
I found out years ago that if you keep "baby wipes" in the bathroom and use one after each toilet adventure, it keeps your butt clean and stink-free. I even have a travel pack in my car in case of unexpected need. But a word of warning...use the unscented brand. Otherwise you'll walk around smelling like a fairy or something. And with the travel pack, if you decide to go to an amp, you can always stop at a gas station restroom and "freshen up".
That's my Good Housekeeping tip of the day.

Stinky (But not always) Out

I wonder if it's the hair in the crack of our asses causing the problem?

Maybe I need to go get a Brazilian... Didn't they do that in the first Jackass movie???

Saw Yuki at area motel, when I arrived the papasan, had me get out of the car so she could see what I looked like, probably checking for an LE look. I got to room, she has a great body. When she opened the door, she hid behind it as I entered (expected this from reviews I read). She put on soft music, gave me a moderately crappy massage, then skillful wrapping with mouth, then got on top. I blew out quickly, but didn't feel rushed. Paid for an hr, got about a 1/2 for $+. 60 I might go back.

Curious if any providers actually honor the full hour? It's never happened for me. Usually the first blow out, is the only one, even if I still have 45min left. Any suggestions on going into round 2?

Mr. Stinky,

I also carry wipes around and make a stop before arriving.

I am sure it pays off.

I'm on my way to the store. lol

[QUOTE=Mr Stinky]Okay, I'm going to tell you guys something that I know will cause great laughter for you and embarrassment for me. But being ever-helpful monger that I am, I'll share.

I found out years ago that if you keep "baby wipes" in the bathroom and use one after each toilet adventure, it keeps your butt clean and stink-free. I even have a travel pack in my car in case of unexpected need. But a word of warning...use the unscented brand. Otherwise you'll walk around smelling like a fairy or something. And with the travel pack, if you decide to go to an amp, you can always stop at a gas station restroom and "freshen up".

That's my Good Housekeeping tip of the day.

Stinky (But not always) Out[/QUOTE]

Do any of you know any good escorts on craigslist for rim jobs?

I ask because the few I've been with did oral, straight sex and anal but refused to rim me though they said that I could rim them.

[QUOTE=Mr Stinky]Okay, I'm going to tell you guys something that I know will cause great laughter for you and embarrassment for me. But being ever-helpful monger that I am, I'll share.
I found out years ago that if you keep "baby wipes" in the bathroom and use one after each toilet adventure, it keeps your butt clean and stink-free. I even have a travel pack in my car in case of unexpected need. But a word of warning...use the unscented brand. Otherwise you'll walk around smelling like a fairy or something. And with the travel pack, if you decide to go to an amp, you can always stop at a gas station restroom and "freshen up".
That's my Good Housekeeping tip of the day.

Stinky (But not always) Out[/QUOTE]
Howard Stern uses the baby wipes.

Sometimes, I'll wet a wad of TP under the faucet before wiping if I think I'm gonna end up with an itchy asshole later on.

But the "moistness" does help.